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(opening shot of the Krusty Krab)
{{L|''[opening shot of the Krusty Krab]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' ♪''Krabby Patties, krabby patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this!♪'' ''[takes tartar sauce bottle but it's empty]'' Time to refill the tartar sauce. Empty! Use on or before the date printed below. This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! Oh, imported Krusty Krab relic, what should we do with ye?}}
SpongeBob: (singing) ''Krabby Patties, krabby patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this! ''(takes tartar sauce bottle but it's empty) Time to refill the tartar sauce. Empty! Use on or before the date printed below. This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! Oh, imported Krusty Krab relic, what should we do with ye?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, throw that in the trash and get back to work!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Trash? Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations.}}
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, throw that in the trash and get back to work!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets an idea]'' Future generations, eh?}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
SpongeBob: Trash? Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Welcome to the Krusty Krab time capsule spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donations will be honored for the future generations to enjoy! ''[to SpongeBob and Squidward]'' So, you guys got the donations covered?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Sir, yes sir!}}
Mr. Krabs: (gets an idea) Future generations, eh?
{{L|Squidward|Whatever.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna go ahead and take care of souveniers!}}
(Bubble transition)
{{L|''[Nat brings a toaster]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|The people of the future must see this, so they can know how we toasted bread in the before time. So they can know the-}}
Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the Krusty Krab time capsule spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donations will be honored for the future generations to enjoy! (to SpongeBob and Squidward) So, you guys got the donations covered?
{{L|Squidward|Garbadge. That'll be a 5 dollars fee. ''[SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And there's your time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57.}}
SpongeBob: Sir, yes sir!
{{L|Billy|But, this thing's made rusty old paper clips and card board!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase for any cola from the Krusty Krab. What do ya say?}}
Squidward: Whatever.
{{L|Billy|''[takes coupon]'' Deal!}}
 
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts the money away]''}}
Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna go ahead and take care of souveniers!
{{L|''[Sadie brings a lamp]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|What a beautiful lamp, so essential for night time reading.}}
(Nat brings a toaster)
{{L|Sadie|Why thank you young man!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|No, thank you for failing our future generations with your donation. I mean seriously, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?}}
SpongeBob: The peoples future must see this, so they can know how we toasted bread in the before time. So they can know the...
{{L|Sadie|Actually, I...}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[imitates Sadie]'' Oh, whatever shall I donate to the time capsule? Oh, this looks hard! How about this lamp! It's ''[sarcastically]'' perfect!}}
Squidward: Garbadge.That'll be a 5 dollars fee. (SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule)
{{L|Sadie|Wow, you're good. How'd you know that. Are you some kind of psychic? Ooh! Tell me what I'm thinking!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Next! ''[throws the lamp]''}}
Mr. Krabs: And there's your time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[catches the lamp in his face]'' Nice toss, Squidward!}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition; a strange man brings a plate]''}}
Billy: But, this thing's made rusty old paper clips and card board!
{{L|Squidward|Uh huh, tell me what you know about this plate.}}
 
{{L|Man|Well, it works when I eat stuff.}}
Mr. Krabs: Alright. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase for any cola from the Krusty Krab. What do ya say?
{{L|Squidward|Right. This actually ''not'' meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I'll perform a few tests to certisfy it.}}
 
{{L|Man|Okay.}}
Billy: (takes coupon) Deal!
{{L|Squidward|''[teeths on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out]'' Uh huh. ''[rubs it on his bottom]'' Interesting. ''[skids around on plate]''. This is a promising side. Yep. ''[boinks plate on man's head several times]'' Do we have that plate hitting skulls out? It's definitely authentic. And I would like to conservatively add in today's market at exactly 250 dollars.}}
 
{{L|Man|Really?}}
(Mr. Krabs puts the money away)
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]''}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
(Sadie brings a lamp)
{{L|SpongeBob|You are the crowned jewel of the time capsule!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Next! ''[throws socks]''}}
SpongeBob: What a beautiful lamp, so essential for night time reading.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps. Catches socks and drops the plate, breaking it]'' A four-striped sock. Incredible!}}
 
{{L|Timecard|2 hours later...}}
Sadie: Why thank you young man!
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[runs to the time capsule with a rock]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I came to donate my favorite rock to the time thinger.}}
Squidward: No, thank you for failing our future generations with your donation. I mean seriously, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, are you sure you can part with it?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Sometimes you've got to make a sacrifice.}}
Sadie: Actually, I...
{{L|SpongeBob|After you then!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Thank you my good man!}}
Squidward: (imitates Sadie) Oh, whatever shall I donate to the time capsule? Oh, this looks hard! How about this lamp! It's perfect!
{{L|Squidward|Sorry, Patrick. But, there's no way I'm letting you put your dumb rock in the time capsule. I've allowed some seriously ridiculous items today, but this is where I draw the line. Do you under- ''[Patrick is gone]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Alright, Rocky, you're going bye bye now.}}
Sadie: Wow, you're good. How'd you know that. Are you some kind of psychic? Ooh! Tell me what I'm thinking!
{{L|Squidward|Oh no you don't! ''[Squidward and Patrick fight over the rock and the rock falls on the wooden floor and the wood catapults SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward into the time capsule, which closes]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.}}
Squidward: Next! (throws the lamp)
{{L|Patrick|What didn't? Hey, a yo-yo! ''[plays with yo-yo]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, Patrick, you're really good at that!}}
SpongeBob: (catches the lamp) Nice toss, Squidward!
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And thank you so much for all of your constributions! So are ya ready to put this thing in the ground?! ''[crowd cheers]''}}
(Bubble transition)
{{L|Plankton|Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop a stupid time capsule.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|But, before we do, I'd like to make a constribution of my own. A copy of the Krabby Patty formular!}}
(A strange man brings a plate)
{{L|Plankton|''[eye becomes bottle-shaped]'' There it is! The one element that can turn this old bucket of steel into busseling world famous eatery! ''[laughs evily]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts the formula in the time capsule]'' Okay, send her down! ''[time capsule gets buried]''}}
Squidward: Uh huh, tell me what you know about this plate.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[throws a card in a net]'' He shoots...he scores!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[shoves SpongeBob off]'' GET OFF ME! ''[tries to get out]''}}
Man: Well, it works when I eat stuff.
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward. What are you doing?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, it looks like fun!}}
Squidward: Right. This actually ''not'' meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I'll perform a few tests to certisfy it.
{{L|Squidward|WE JUST GOT BURIED ALIVE YOU IDIOTS!!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I know, but what are you doing?}}
Man: Okay.
{{L|''[Bubble Transition]''}}
 
{{L|''[everyone cheering]''}}
Squidward: (teeths on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out) Uh huh. (rubs it on his bottom) Interesting. (skids around on plate). This is a promising side. Yep. (boinks plate on man's head several times) Do we have that plate hitting skulls out? It's definitely authentic. And I would like to conservatively in today's market at exactly 250 dollars.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Who's ready to eat a krabby patty, because all that waiting in line has gotten you hungry!? ''[crowd cheers. Everyone enters the Krusty Krab as Plankton laughs evily]''}}
 
{{L|scene cuts to time capsule]''}}
Man: Really?
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. What should we do for the next 50 years?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Well, I'm just gonna hang here, maybe get a kelp soda later.}}
Squidward: No. (throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it)
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, we can't go anywhere. We're stuck here until they open the time capsule in 50 years.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[shocked]'' What'll we do until then?}}
(Bubble transition)
{{L|SpongeBob|We've got 50 years worth of stuff to play with! ''[finds a game]'' Ooh! It's our favorite game!}}
 
{{L|Both|Pretzel Pals!}}
SpongeBob: You are the crowned jewel of the time capsule!
{{L|Patrick|Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ''[lays the game out]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, yes, now where did we leave off?}}
Squidward: Next! (throws socks)
{{L|Patrick|I believe my left hand was on red.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|My right foot was on blue.}}
SpongeBob: (gasps. Catches socks and drops the plate, breaking it) A four-striped sock. Incredible!
{{L|Patrick|Forehead on yellow.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Left foot on green.}}
Narrator: 2 hours later...
{{L|Squidward|That's it, this game is OVER!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what do you think Bikini Bottom will look like in the future?}}
SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmmm. ''[SpongeBob images his future in a chrome area]''}}
 
{{L|Future Fish|Hello, mystery person. During your absence, our society has achieved numerous advances. We're sure you'll find it to be quite impressive. ''[he and SpongeBob get teleported to a water fountain]'' Well?}}
Patrick: (runs to the time capsule with a rock) SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I came to donate my favorite rock to the time thinger.
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, a water fountain for ''short'' people! What will the future come up with next? ''[SpongeBob's future ends]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Not bad, SpongeBob! Not bad! I dream of a town with the perfect converse and irrigation. ''[imagines his future]'' Not to mention the breathtaking views.}}
SpongeBob: Ooh, are you sure you can part with it?
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds dreamy, Patrick. What do you think the future will be like, Squidward?}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward imagines his future]''}}
Patrick: Sometimes you've got to make a sacrifice.
{{L|Future Squid|''[holding up Squidward's painting]'' This art enbodies the soul that our society has lost. And it is here. ''[the Krusty Krab is shown]'' The location of the suffering that insired that art that we place the Squidward Tentacles Memorial Mueseum! ''[Squidward's house is dropped in place of the Krusty Krab; the other squids cheer]''}}
 
{{L|''[scene transitions to the present with Squidward smiling]''}}
SpongeBob: After you then!
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Squidward?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[uses his mining drill and burrows towards the time capsule]'' Yes! Now to extract the secret recipe. ''[the mining drill extends its arms, holding and wedge and hammer]'' Careful. Careful. ''[it hits the wedge and Squidward gets knocked out]''}}
Patrick: Thank you my good man!
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Eighteen Bikini Bottom, nineteen Bikni Bottom, TWENTY! Ready or not, here we...''[they both spot Squidward]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Nice try, Squidward, but we've already had that place figured out. ''[finds a can of shaving gel]'' Whipped cream! ''[eats cream and spits it out]'' Ugh! This whipped cream tastes awful! ''[reads off can]'' "Shaving gel". ''[a drill drills through and creates a hole in the can causing the shaving gel to land on Patrick's face]'' I've always wanted a beard!}}
Squidward: Sorry, Patrick. But, there's no way I'm letting you put your dumb rock in the time capsule. I've allowed some seriously ridiculous items today, but this is where I draw the line. Do you under... (Patrick is gone)
{{L|SpongeBob|Me too! ''[both laugh as SpongeBob sprays shaving gel on his face]'' How about you, Squidward? ''[sprays a beard on Squidward's face]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[wakes up and moans]'' Has it been 50 years already? ''[looks in the mirror and notices the beard]'' Yes! I knew I'd still be hot!}}
Patrick: Alright, Rocky, you're going bye bye now.
{{L|Plankton|''[sneaks inside]'' Secret recipe, where are you? Aha!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Hello future! ''[escapes through the hold Plankton made and up to the surface; laughs]'' Yes! Huh? Where's my museum? The future the same as my old pathetic life! Forget this, I'm waiting another 50 years! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick watch as he stomps away]''}}
Squidward: Oh no you don't! (Squidward and Patrick fight over the rock and the rock falls on the wooden floor and the wood catapults SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward into the time capsule, which closes)
{{L|Plankton|Finally, the krabby patty secret recipe! ''[laughs evily]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[stomps on Plankton, causing him to swallow the bottle]'' Wake me up when my life doesn't stink!}}
SpongeBob: You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket; Plankton is sitting on the toilet grunting]''}}
 
{{L|Karen|Don't hurt yourself, Poopsy.}}
Patrick: What didn't? Hey, a yo-yo!
{{L|Plankton|Quiet, Karen. Just send me more prunes.}}
 
SpongeBob: Wow, Patrick, you're really good at that!
 
(Bubble transition)
 
Mr. Krabs: and thank you so much for all of your constributions! So are ya ready to put this thing in the ground?! (crowd cheers)
 
Plankton: Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop a stupid time capsule.
 
Mr. Krabs: But, before we do, I'd like to make a constribution of my own. A copy of the Krabby Patty formular!
 
Plankton: There it is! The one element that can turn this old bucket of steel into busseling world famous eatery! (laughs evily)
 
Mr. Krabs: (puts the formula in the time capsule) Okay, send her down! (time capsule gets buried)
 
SpongeBob: (throws a card in a net) He shoots...he scores!
 
Squidward: (shoves SpongeBob off) GET OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (tries to get out)
 
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward. What are you doing?
 
Patrick: Yeah, it looks like fun!
 
Squidward: WE JUST GOT BURIED ALIVE YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
SpongeBob: I know, but what are you doing?
 
(Bubble Transition)
 
(everyone cheering)
 
Mr. Krabs: Who's ready to eat a krabby patty, because all that waiting in line has gotten you hungry!? (crowd cheers. Everyone enters the Krusty Krab as Plankton laughs evily)
 
(scene cuts to time capsule)
 
SpongeBob: Hmm. What should we do for the next 50 years?
 
Patrick: Well, I'm just gonna hang here, maybe get a kelp soda later.
 
SpongeBob: Patrick, we can't go anywhere. We're stuck here until they open the time capsule in 50 years.
 
Patrick: (shocked) What'll we do until then?
 
SpongeBob: We've got 50 years worth of stuff to play with! (finds a game) Ooh! It's our favorite game!
 
Both: Pretzel Pals!
 
Patrick: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! (lays the game out)
 
SpongeBob: Yes, yes, now where did we leave off?
 
Patrick: I believe my left hand was on red.
 
SpongeBob: My right foot was on blue.
 
Patrick: Forehead on yellow.
 
SpongeBob: Left foot on green.
 
Squidward: That's it, this game is OVER!
 
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what do you think Bikini Bottom will look like in the future?
 
SpongeBob: Hmmm.
 
(SpongeBob's future)
 
SpongeBob: (in a chrome area)
 
Future Fish: Hello, mystery person. During your absence, our society has achieved numerous advances. We're sure you'll find it to be quite impressive. (he and SpongeBob get teleported to a water fountain) Well?
 
SpongeBob: Wow, a water fountain for ''short'' people! What will the future come up with next?
 
(end of SpongeBob's future)
 
Patrick: Not bad, SpongeBob! I dream of a town with the perfect converse and irrigation. (imagines his future) Not to mention the breathtaking views.
 
SpongeBob: Sounds dreamy, Patrick. What do you think the future will be like, Squidward?
 
(Squidward''s future)''
 
Future Squid: (holding up Squidward's painting) This art enbodies the soul that our society has lost. And it is here. (the Krusty Krab is shown) The location of the suffering that insired that art that we place the Squidward Tentacles Memorial Mueseum! (Squidward's house is dropped in place of the Krusty Krab) (the other squids cheer)
 
(end of Squidward's future)
 
Squidward: (smiling)
 
SpongeBob: Squidward? Squidward?
 
Plankton: (uses his mining drill and burrows towards the time capsule) Yes! Now to extract the secret recipe. (the mining drill extends its arms, holding and wedge and hammer) Careful. Careful. (it hits the wedge and Squidward gets knocked out)
 
SpongeBob & Patrick: Eighteen Bikini Bottom, nineteen Bikni Bottom, TWENTY! Ready or not, here we...(spots Squidward)
 
Patrick: Nice try, Squidward, but we've already had that place figured out. (finds a can of shaving gel) Whipped cream! (eats cream and spits it out) Ugh! This whipped cream tastes awful! (reads off can) "Shaving gel". (a drill drills through and creates a hole in the can causing the shaving gel to land on Patrick's face) I've always wanted a beard!
 
SpongeBob: Me too! (both laugh as SpongeBob sprays shaving gel on his face) How about you, Squidward? (sprays a beard on Squidward's face)
 
Squidward: (wakes up) (moans) Has it been 50 years already? (notices beard) Yes! I knew I'd still be hot!
 
Plankton: (sneaks inside) Secret recipe, where are you? Aha!
 
Squidward: Hello future! (escapes through the hold Plankton made and up to the surface) (laughs) Yes! Huh? Where's my museum? The future the same as my old pathetic life! Forget this, I'm waiting another 50 years! (stomps away)
 
Plankton: Finally, the krabby patty secret recipe! (laughs evily)
 
Squidward: (stomps on Plankton and Plankton swallows the bottle) Wake me up when my life doesn't stink!
 
(Bubble transition)
 
Plankton: (grunting)
 
Karen: Don't hurt yourself, Poopsy.
 
Plankton: Quiet, Karen. Just send me more prunes.
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