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{{L|''[opening shot of the Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|''[opening shot of the Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' ♪''Krabby Patties, | {{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' ♪''Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this!♪'' ''[takes tartar sauce bottle but it's empty]'' Hmm, time to refill the tartar sauce. ''[goes to a large tartar sauce bucket but it's empty]'' Empty! I thought I'd never see the day. "Use on or before the date printed below." ''[gasps]'' This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! Oh, important Krusty Krab relic, what shall we do with ye?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, throw that | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, throw that trash out and get back to work!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Trash? But, Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations to enjoy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Trash? But, Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations to enjoy.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets an idea]'' Future generations, | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets an idea]'' Hmm. Future generations, huh?}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Welcome to the Krusty Krab | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Welcome to the Krusty Krab Time Capsule Spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donated treasures will be honored for future generations to enjoy! ''[to SpongeBob and Squidward]'' All right, you guys got donations covered, right?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sir, yes sir!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sir, yes, sir!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Whatever.}} | {{L|Squidward|Whatever.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna go ahead and take care of | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna go ahead and take care of souvenirs!}} | ||
{{L|''[Nat brings a toaster]''}} | {{L|''[Nat brings a toaster]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|The | {{L|SpongeBob|The peoples of the future must see this, so they will know how we toasted bread in the before time. So that they can understand the...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Garbage. That'll be a $5 contribution fee. ''[SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And there's your time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|And there's your commemorative time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57.}} | ||
{{L|Billy|But, this thing's made rusty old paper clips and | {{L|Billy|But, this thing's made out of rusty old paper clips and cardboard!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|All right. You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase of any large cola at the Krusty Krab. What do ya say?}} | ||
{{L|Billy|''[takes coupon]'' Deal!}} | {{L|Billy|''[takes coupon]'' Deal!}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts the money away]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts the money away in his shell and sighs]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Sadie brings a lamp]''}} | {{L|''[Sadie brings a lamp]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What a beautiful lamp, so essential for night time reading.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What a beautiful lamp, ma'am, so ornate, essential for night time reading.}} | ||
{{L|Sadie|Why thank you young man!}} | {{L|Sadie|Why, thank you, young man!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No, thank you for failing our future generations with your donation. I mean seriously, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?}} | {{L|Squidward|No, thank you for completely failing our future generations with your donation. I mean, seriously, ma'am, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?}} | ||
{{L|Sadie| | {{L|Sadie|Well, actually, I...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[imitates Sadie]'' Oh, whatever shall I donate to the time capsule? | {{L|Squidward|''[imitates Sadie]'' "Hmm. Oh, whatever shall I donate to the time capsule? Golly, this is hard! How about ''[gasps]'' this lamp?! It's ''[sarcastically]'' perfect!"}} | ||
{{L|Sadie|Wow, you're good. How | {{L|Sadie|Wow, you're good. How did you know all that? Are you like a psychic? Oh, oh, oh! Tell me what I'm thinking!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Next | {{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws the lamp]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[catches the lamp in his face]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|''[catches the lamp in his face]'' Hey, nice pass, Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition; a strange man brings a plate]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition; a strange man brings a plate]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh huh, | {{L|Squidward|Uh-huh. Tell me, what do you know about this plate?}} | ||
{{L|Man| | {{L|Man|Uh, it works good when I eat stuff.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Right. This actually ''not'' meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I' | {{L|Squidward|Right. This plate is actually ''not'' meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I'd like to perform a few tests to verify its authenticity.}} | ||
{{L|Man| | {{L|Man|Uh, okay.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[ | {{L|Squidward|''[starts teething on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out]'' Uh-huh. ''[rubs it on his bottom]'' Interesting. ''[skids around on plate]'' This is a promising sign. Yep. ''[hits plate on man's head several times]'' You hear that plate-hitting-skull sound? It's definitely authentic. And I would price it conservatively in today's market at $250.}} | ||
{{L|Man|Really?}} | {{L|Man|Really?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]''}} | {{L|Squidward|No. ''[throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|''[to the plate]''nYou are the crown jewel of the time capsule!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Next | {{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws sock]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps. | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps. He catches the sock and drops the plate, breaking it]'' A four-striped sock! Incredible!}} | ||
{{L|Timecard|2 hours later...}} | {{L|Timecard|2 hours later...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[runs to the time capsule with a rock]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I | {{L|Patrick|''[runs to the time capsule with a rock]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I brought my favorite rock to donate to the time thinger.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, are you sure you can part with it?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, are you sure you can part with it, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Sometimes you've got to make | {{L|Patrick|Sometimes you've got to make sacrifices.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|After you then!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|After you then!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Thank you my good man | {{L|Patrick|Thank you, my good man.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Sorry, Patrick | {{L|Squidward|Sorry, Patrick, but there's no way I'm letting you put your dumb rock in the time capsule. I've allowed some seriously ridiculous items today, but this is where I draw the line. Do you unders...? ''[Patrick is gone]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| | {{L|Patrick|Okay, Rocky, you're going bye-bye now.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh no you don't! ''[Squidward and Patrick fight over the rock and the rock falls on | {{L|Squidward|Oh, no, you don't! ''[Squidward and Patrick fight over the rock and the rock falls on a wooden floorboard and it catapults SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward into the time capsule, which closes]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What didn't? Hey, a yo-yo! ''[plays with yo-yo]''}} | {{L|Patrick|What didn't? Hey, look, a yo-yo! ''[plays with yo-yo]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're very good at that!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And | {{L|Mr. Krabs|And thanks so much for all your contributions! So are ya ready to put this thing in the ground?! ''[crowd cheers]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop a stupid time capsule.}} | {{L|Plankton|Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop-- a stupid time capsule. ''[blows raspberry]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|But, before we do, I'd like to make a | {{L|Mr. Krabs|But, before we do, I'd like to make a contribution of my own. A copy of the Krabby Patty formula!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[eye becomes bottle-shaped]'' There it is! The one element that can turn this | {{L|Plankton|''[eye becomes bottle-shaped and antennae snap]'' There it is! The one element that can turn this lonesome bucket of steel into a bustling world famous eatery! ''[laughs evilly]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts the formula in the time capsule]'' | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts the formula in the time capsule]'' Send her down! ''[the time capsule gets buried]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[throws a card in a net]'' He shoots | {{L|SpongeBob|''[throws a card in a net]'' He shoots, he scores!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[shoves SpongeBob off]'' | {{L|Squidward|''[shoves SpongeBob off]'' Get off me!! ''[tries to get out]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, what are you doing?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, it looks | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, it looks fun!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|WE JUST GOT BURIED ALIVE YOU IDIOTS!!}} | {{L|Squidward|''WE JUST GOT BURIED ALIVE, YOU IDIOTS!!''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I know, but what are you doing?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I know, but what are you doing?}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble Transition]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble Transition]''}} | ||
{{L|''[everyone cheering]''}} | {{L|''[everyone cheering]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Who's ready to eat | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Who's ready to eat some Krabby Patties, 'cause all that waiting in line's got you super hungry? ''[crowd cheers. Everyone enters the Krusty Krab as Plankton laughs evilly]''}} | ||
{{L|scene cuts to time capsule]''}} | {{L|scene cuts to time capsule]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. What should we do for the next 50 years?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. What should we do for the next 50 years?}} |
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