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{{L|''[The episode opens up with a pan across outer space. Transition to a broken rocket ship.]''}}
{{L|''[The episode opens with a pan across outer space, then a zoom to a nearby planet. Transition to a broken rocket ship. Pat-Tron is at the end of a cliff, his arms tied to poles, guarded by a Chicken Man.]''}}
{{L|Pat-Tron|Captain Quasar! Save me!}}
{{L|Pat-Tron|Captain Quasar! Save me!}}
{{L|''[Chicken Man growls]''}}
{{L|''[Chicken Man growls]''}}
{{L|Captain Quasar|You let Pat-Tron go, Chicken Man!}}
{{L|Captain Quasar|''[at the base of the cliff]'' You let Pat-Tron go, Chicken Man!}}
{{L|''[Chicken Man growls even more. He screams and swings his arms around. Him and Captain Quasar run into each other. They get up, and Captain Quasar is about to fall off a cliff. Chicken Man misses, and Captain Quasar attacks. Cut to Pat-Tron eating popcorn]''}}
{{L|''[Chicken Man growls even more. He screams and swings his arms around. He and Captain Quasar run into each other. They get up, and Captain Quasar is about to fall off a cliff. Chicken Man swings at him and misses, and Captain Quasar attacks. Cut to Pat-Tron eating popcorn]''}}
{{L|Captain Quasar|Sweet Neptune! What's that behind you? ''[Chicken Man looks behind and Captain Quasar ties both Chicken Man's shoes together and Chicken Man falls]''}}
{{L|Captain Quasar|Sweet Neptune! What's that behind you? ''[Chicken Man looks behind and Captain Quasar ties both Chicken Man's shoes together and Chicken Man falls]''}}
{{L|Pat-Tron|My hero! You saved me!}}
{{L|Pat-Tron|My hero! You saved me!}}
{{L|Captain Quasar|Of course, Pat-Tron. Nobody messes with Captain Quasar's crew!}}
{{L|Captain Quasar|Of course, Pat-Tron. Nobody messes with Captain Quasar's crew!}}
{{L|''[Pat-Tron jumps into Quasar's arms, and they hug each other. Zoom out to SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidina watching the TV in Captain Quasar cosplays.]''}}
{{L|Squidina|Wow! What an episode! What a battle! ''[shakes the TV]'' Captain Quasar does it again!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I liked all the hugging. ''[tightly hugs himself]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[worried]'' Guys, you don't suppose there's real chicken men out there, do you? ''[starts shivering]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[grabs his cheeks]'' Of course not, Patrick. They're just made up for TV. Like cartoons. Or France.}}
{{L|''[Zoom out to a personification of the coutry of France watching the episode on his TV, crying]'']]
{{L|Patrick|Phew...}}
{{L|TV voice|Calling all Captain Quasar fans! ''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidina look over and scoot closer to the TV]'' Your presence is required at the only Captain Quasar fan club in the tri-ocean area! ''[The three start heavily breathing on the floor]'' Beam over to our headquarters at the back of the comic book shop! The next meeting is on spacedate 76359-1. ''[The three each take out a time-telling device, confused]'' That's today, ya space cadets.}}
{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidina|Yay! We gotta join that fan club! ''[They run out of SpongeBob's house and burst through the front doors of the comic book store]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[points to a sign on the back door]'' Ooh, look.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[goes up to the door, attempting to read it]'' Half-price, oil change.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Squidina pull him back]''}}
{{L|Squidina|No, Patrick, it says "hardcore Quasar fans only."}}
{{L|Patrick|I'm hardboiled!}}

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