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{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, hurry up guys.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, hurry up guys.}}
{{L|''[The three squeeze into the door. Bubble Bass, Kevin, and Harvey are inside.]''}}
{{L|''[The three squeeze into the door. Bubble Bass, Kevin, and Harvey are inside.]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Greetings! Welcome to the official Captain Quasar fan club! ''I'', Bubble Bass, am president obviously. Harven and Kevin are co-secretaries.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Greetings! Welcome to the official Captain Quasar fan club! ''I'', Bubble Bass, am president obviously. Harvey and Kevin are co-secretaries.}}
{{L|''[Harvey and Kevin set down their clipboard and look at the new members]''}}
{{L|''[Harvey and Kevin set down their clipboard and look at the new members]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|We are always on the lookout for new members. However, ''[takes off his glasses]'' judging by your rather shabby cosplay, I surmise you are fans of the ''original'' Quasar series. This fan club is only for the reboot! Captain Quasar, the next iteration! ''[falls on the table and gasps for air]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|We are always on the lookout for new members. However, ''[takes off his glasses]'' judging by your rather shabby cosplay, I surmise you are fans of the ''original'' Quasar series. This fan club is only for the reboot! Captain Quasar, the next iteration! ''[falls on the table and gasps for air]''}}
{{L|Squidina|They made a ''new'' Captain Quasar show?}}
{{L|Squidina|They made a ''new'' Captain Quasar show?}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Indeed! ''[gets up from table]'' And it is the far superior series. Therefore, you won't be needed any of this. ''[He pulls off their Captain Quasar cosplays, and they fly to the ceiling]'' Now to begin our meeting, ''[Harvey wheels over a TV, and SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidina move out of the way]'' let's watch a clip from the new show. ''[The TV turns on]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Indeed! ''[gets up from table]'' And it is the far superior series. Therefore, you won't be needing any of this. ''[He pulls off their Captain Quasar cosplays, and they fly to the ceiling]'' Now to begin our meeting, ''[Harvey wheels over a TV, and SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidina move out of the way]'' let's watch a clip from the new show. ''[The TV turns on]''}}
{{L|''[Captain Quasar on an alien planet, with a star-shaped spaceship behind him. He launches two rockets at a giant Chicken Man, but he blocks them with his arm. The Chicken Man then throws several high speed feathers at Quasar, but he effortlessly deflects them. The Chicken Man jumps into the air, growing in size. Quasar jumps into the air as well.}}
{{L|''[Captain Quasar on an alien planet, with a star-shaped spaceship behind him. He launches two rockets at a giant Chicken Man, but he blocks them with his arm. The Chicken Man then throws several high speed feathers at Quasar, but he effortlessly deflects them. The Chicken Man jumps into the air, growing in size. Quasar jumps into the air as well.}}
{{L|New Quasar|''[taps the star on his suit]'' Pat-Tron, activate Mecha Pattern Alpha.}}
{{L|New Quasar|''[taps the star on his suit]'' Pat-Tron, activate Mecha Pattern Alpha.}}
{{L|''[The spaceship ascends into the sky. Pat-Tron's head emerges from the top of it, and tentacle-like limbs stretch from the spaceship. Quasar falls back inside the cockpit, controlling it like a robot. A laster blaster extends from the shoulder, and fires at the Chicken Man. He is struck down by the laser, and falls to the ground as cooked chicken.}}
{{L|''[The spaceship ascends into the sky. Pat-Tron's head emerges from the top of it, and tentacle-like limbs stretch from the spaceship. Quasar falls back inside the cockpit, controlling it like a robot. A laser blaster extends from the shoulder, and fires at the Chicken Man. He is struck down by the laser, and falls to the ground as cooked chicken.}}
{{L|New Quasar|Ha, ha. Dinner is served.}}
{{L|New Quasar|Ha, ha. Dinner is served.}}
{{L|''[The TV turns off]''}}
{{L|''[The TV turns off]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Aww... ''[pulls up the skin on this arm]'' Looks like I'll have to give it the old— New Quasar shake! ''[pours out all the contents of the vending machine onto the board game]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Aww... ''[pulls up the skin on this arm]'' Looks like I'll have to give it the old— New Quasar shake! ''[pours out all the contents of the vending machine onto the board game]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Huzzah! Free snacks!}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Huzzah! Free snacks!}}
{{L|Kevin and Harvey|Woohoo! ''[carry Patrick on their shoulders]'' Quasar! Quasar! Quaser!}}
{{L|Kevin and Harvey|Woohoo! ''[carry Patrick on their shoulders]'' Quasar! Quasar! Quasar!}}
{{L|''[Bubble Bass carries away all the candy, leaving SpongeBob and Squidina on the ground]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble Bass carries away all the candy, leaving SpongeBob and Squidina on the ground]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Squidina|Queasy... queasy... queasy ''[SpongeBob throws up a bag of candy]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Squidina|Queasy... queasy... queasy ''[SpongeBob throws up a bag of candy]''}}
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{{L|Squidina|We wanted to introduce you to some old friends. ''[They step away to reveal the old Captain Quasar and Pat-Tron standing behind them]''}}
{{L|Squidina|We wanted to introduce you to some old friends. ''[They step away to reveal the old Captain Quasar and Pat-Tron standing behind them]''}}
{{L|Captain Quasar|What strange new world have you brought us to?}}
{{L|Captain Quasar|What strange new world have you brought us to?}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[in disbelief]'' The oldschool Pat-Tron and Captain Quasar? ''[scratches his head]'' where on earth did you find them?}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|''[in disbelief]'' The old-school Pat-Tron and Captain Quasar? ''[scratches his head]'' where on earth did you find them?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Not on Earth, in outer space.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Not on Earth, in outer space.}}
{{L|Squidina|I still have their ship's coordinates in Patrick's old time closet. ''[points at thumb at Patrick]''}}
{{L|Squidina|I still have their ship's coordinates in Patrick's old time closet. ''[points at thumb at Patrick]''}}
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{{L|New Pat-Tron|Not the face!}}
{{L|New Pat-Tron|Not the face!}}
{{L|''[The original duo slowly walk towards them. New Quasar checks his watch and extends his palm to hold the original Quasar back. Original Pat-Tron falls over before he can make it to New Pat-Tron.}}
{{L|''[The original duo slowly walk towards them. New Quasar checks his watch and extends his palm to hold the original Quasar back. Original Pat-Tron falls over before he can make it to New Pat-Tron.}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Well, looks like my Quasar is winning! I'll begin gloating now to get a headstart. ''[starts dancing]''}}
{{L|Bubble Bass|Well, looks like my Quasar is winning! I'll begin gloating now to get a head start. ''[starts dancing]''}}
{{L|Pat-Tron|These clones are too strong Captain!}}
{{L|Pat-Tron|These clones are too strong Captain!}}
{{L|Captain Quasar|You may be right, Pat-Tron, time to use our lasers!}}
{{L|Captain Quasar|You may be right, Pat-Tron, time to use our lasers!}}

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