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{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, take a look | {{L|''[The episode begins at SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob is reading a catalog with his snail, Gary.]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Gary | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, take a look a this, Gare Bear. Found a slime ball in your shoe? Even purebred snails call fall victim to the scourge of slime balls. ''[puts the catalog on the table and flips his glasses in his head]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Gary hacks and spits out a slime ball. SpongeBob catches the slime ball with a catcher's mitt.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|You really got some air on that one.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You really got some air on that one.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I know that meow. That says | {{L|SpongeBob|I know that meow. That says, "I'm hungry." ''[flips his chair over to reveal Gary's food bowl]'' Lucky for you, I speak fluent snail. ''[sticks out a can of snail food from his mouth and dumps some food in Gary's bowl]''}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow!}} | {{L|Gary|''[pouts]'' Meow!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What, | {{L|SpongeBob|What, you're not hungry?}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow | {{L|Gary|''[kicks the food bowl in SpongeBob's face]'' Meow-meow!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, of course | {{L|SpongeBob|''[whips the food off with his nose]'' Oh, of course. ''[opens his face and pulls out a leash]'' You wanna go for a walk? ''[closes his face]'' Gary, you really need to work on your pronunciation.}} | ||
{{L | {{L|''[SpongeBob goes to put the leash on Gary. But Gary backs away. SpongeBob tries again, but fails. Then the two start a brawl, which ended with SpongeBob getting tangled in the leash.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, no walkies. ''[pulls the leash off]''}} | ||
{{L | {{L|''[Gary angrily meows at SpongeBob and pushes him against the table. The catalog falls off the table.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, if only you could talk like a real person. ''[Gary points at something in the catalog]'' Huh? Ooh! ''[reads]'' "The chatterbox translation collar? Know what your best friend is saying!" A snail translator! That's a great idea, Gary. ''[picks up the phone and calls the chatterbox salesman]''}} | ||
{{L|Chatterbox salesperson|''[filing her nails]'' Chatterbox order line.}} | |||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, yes, could you please send me one chatterbox snail collar?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hello, yes, could you please send me one chatterbox snail collar?}} | ||
{{L|Chatterbox salesperson|Do you want regular, express, or our fastest delivery option time warp?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, time warp, please!}} | |||
{{L|Chatterbox salesperson|Very well, your package was delivered last Thursday.}} | |||
{{L|''[SpongeBob hangs up the phone, turns around, and gasps as he sees a huge box in the middle of the floor.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I wonder where this came from.}} | |||
{{L|''[Gary slithers off the box and SpongeBob opens it. He dumps out the styrofoam, which is formed into a cube. He touches it and styrofoam explodes in his face. SpongeBob inhales the styrofoam and holds up the new translation collar.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, here we go. ''[puts the collar on Gary's shell]'' Okay, Gary, speak to me.}} | |||
{{L|Gary's collar|''[Gary meows]'' Check, check. ''[Gary meows]'' One, two. Ah, that's more like it. Hello, there, Papa Bob.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[tears up]'' Papa Bob. Oh! Oh, Gary, now you can express you innermost thoughts in language I can understand. ''[holds up diary]'' I have so many questions.}} | |||
{{L|Gary's collar|''[Gary meows]'' Lay 'em on me, Papa Bob.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|What do you dream about?}} | |||
{{L|''[As Gary explains, he is shown flying in the sky with jellyfish.]''}} | |||
{{L|Gary's collar|''[Gary meows]'' Mostly, I dream of flying above it all...}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww, that's sweet.}} | |||
{{L|Gary's collar|While I breathe fiery destruction upon my enemies.}} | |||
{{L|''[Gary breathes fire on the town of Bikini Bottom and the townspeople scream and run in terror. The vision ends and SpongeBob gets very scared.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gulps]'' Hey, if you're gonna dream, dream big, right? ''[clears throat]'' Let's move on to question two, shall we? What are your long-term goals?}} | |||
{{L|Gary's collar|''[Gary meows]'' To finish restoring my hotrod.}} | |||
{{L|''[Gary's hotrod is shown sputtering and firing up its engines. One tail pipe falls off.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, you need to get on that. But what I really want to know is, ''[turns upside-down and shakes his butt]'' how do I look in these pants?}} | |||
{{L|''[Gary's eyes look squared until he shakes his head.]''}} | |||
{{L|Gary's collar|''[Gary meows]'' They really bring out the sharp corners of your buttocks.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Gary, you flatterer. Come on, Gare, let's show Patrick your new voice. ''[meets up with Patrick outside]'' Oh, Patrick, I have got a surprise for you! ''[laughs]'' Say hello to Gary.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[shakes Gary's eyestalk]'' Hello, Gary.}} | |||
{{L|Gary's collar|''[Gary meows]'' Hello, stinky man.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Hmm? Hmm. ''[smells his really stinky armpit and his head melts]'' Phew! Ooh, you're right, Gary, I am ripe! ''[grabs a trashcan and dumps garbage onto himself]'' Ah, much better.}} | |||
{{L|Gary's collar|''[Gary sniffs and meows]'' Delightfully disgusting.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Thank you, my good man.}} | |||
{{L|''[The scene changes to Sandy leaving the Bikini Bottom Dentist Office.]''}} | |||
{{L|Sandy|Thanks for the old tooth scrubbing! Bye!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sandy! Gary has a new translating collar.}} | |||
{{L|Gary's collar|''[Gary meows]'' Hello, hairy astronaut lady.}} | |||
{{L|Sandy|How do you do, little fella? ''[pets Gary]''}} | |||
{{L|Gary's collar|''[Gary meows]'' You know, same shell, different day.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Isn't it amazing?}} | |||
{{L|Sandy|Aww, that ain't nothing. I invented a nut translator ages ago. ''[puts a nut translator on a walnut]''}} | |||
{{L|Walnut|''[through nut translator]'' The pistachios are all out to get me. You can't trust 'em. They're working for the peanut mafia!}} | |||
{{L|Sandy|''[laughs]'' Walnuts are extra nutty.}} | |||
{{L|''[The scene changes to Squidward meditating in his house.]''}} | |||
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