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{{L|SpongeBob|''[takes out a nut]'' SpongeBob to Peanut. Come in, Peanut. ''[a radio can be heard beeping]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[takes out a nut]'' SpongeBob to Peanut. Come in, Peanut. ''[a radio can be heard beeping]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What's it saying?}} | {{L|Patrick|What's it saying?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It | {{L|SpongeBob|It says... "It's dark in here." Got anything else, Sandy?}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|There's my nuttaccino machine. It makes a hot | {{L|Sandy|There's my nuttaccino machine. It makes a nice, hot frothy cup of any nut you choose. ''[she puts a nut into the machine. The nut screams, which makes SpongeBob sad]'' And lastly, my fully automated nutcracker. ''[she turns it on. The nutcracker tries to crack open a nut, but it can't, and it gives up]'' Oh, I can't even make a simple nutcracker!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|So it's got a few bugs. Patrick and I'll help you fix it. Right, Patrick? Patrick? ''[Patrick is using the backscratcher]'' Everything'll be fine.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|So it's got a few bugs. Patrick and I'll help you fix it. Right, Patrick? Patrick? ''[Patrick is using the backscratcher]'' Everything'll be fine.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Oh, it's no use, SpongeBob! I just have to face facts. I'm leaving Bikini Bottom because... I'm a failure.}} | {{L|Sandy|Oh, it's no use, SpongeBob! I just have to face facts. I'm leaving Bikini Bottom because... I'm a failure.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|That's a mirror, Patrick. It's already been invented.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's a mirror, Patrick. It's already been invented.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Somebody keeps stealing my ideas!}} | {{L|Patrick|Somebody keeps stealing my ideas!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob's Reflection|''[says in a | {{L|SpongeBob's Reflection|''[says in a spanish accent]'' Well, I thought it was a pretty good idea.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[his invention crashes]'' Ooh... I give up. I'll never invent anything. ''[acoustic guitar plays. It's Sandy]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[his invention crashes]'' Ooh... I give up. I'll never invent anything. ''[acoustic guitar plays. It's Sandy]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|♪So long, Bikini Bottom, I can't leave without a good-bye. But please don't think bad of me, if'n I start to cry. So long, Bikini Bottom, there's so many things I'll miss, from your smoggy, crowded city, to your stingin' jellyfish. This town is filled with many things, that I've come to love. From the birds that fly upon the ground, to the flowers up above. Farewell, Bikini Bottom, now I really hate to go. 'Cause the things I'll miss the most of all, are the friends I've come to know.♪}} | {{L|Sandy|♪So long, Bikini Bottom, I can't leave without a good-bye. But please don't think bad of me, if'n I start to cry. So long, Bikini Bottom, there's so many things I'll miss, from your smoggy, crowded city, to your stingin' jellyfish. This town is filled with many things, that I've come to love. From the birds that fly upon the ground, to the flowers up above. Farewell, Bikini Bottom, now I really hate to go. 'Cause the things I'll miss the most of all, are the friends I've come to know.♪}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hey, you're the unpaid intern. You do the work. ''[cut to later, where everyone is standing in front of an invention]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Hey, you're the unpaid intern. You do the work. ''[cut to later, where everyone is standing in front of an invention]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Gentlemen, I can say without exaggeration that this is the most important invention in the history of the universe! I give you... ''[reveals the invention]'' The Automatic Backscratcher, Hair Comber, Nose Picker, and Ukulele Tuner 9000! }} | {{L|SpongeBob|Gentlemen, I can say without exaggeration that this is the most important invention in the history of the universe! I give you... ''[reveals the invention]'' The Automatic Backscratcher, Hair Comber, Nose Picker, and Ukulele Tuner 9000!}} | ||
{{L|Professor Percy|This is where our research money went?}} | {{L|Professor Percy|This is where our research money went?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh-huh. Isn't it great?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh-huh. Isn't it great?!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|That's not exactly what I had in mind!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's not exactly what I had in mind!}} | ||
{{L|Professor Percy|Lord Reginald, are you all right? ''[inside the invention, Lord Reginald is getting his hair trimmed]''}} | {{L|Professor Percy|Lord Reginald, are you all right? ''[inside the invention, Lord Reginald is getting his hair trimmed]''}} | ||
{{L|Lord Reginald|Oh | {{L|Lord Reginald|Oh I say, this is splendid. ''[getting his back scratched]'' Oh, absolutely splendid. What's this? ''[nose is getting picked]'' Oh marvelous. This machine has evacuated my nostrils of unwanted residue in a manner most pleasant.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good work, Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good work, Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Thank you, lowly assistant.}} | {{L|Patrick|Thank you, lowly assistant.}} | ||
{{L|Lord Reginald|Oh | {{L|Lord Reginald|Oh I say, now it's feeding me delicious pudding!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Pudding? I don't remember that part of the invention.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Pudding? I don't remember that part of the invention.}} | ||
{{L|Lord Reginald|Now it's tuning my ukulele! ''[the ukulele makes | {{L|Lord Reginald|Now it's tuning my ukulele! ''[the ukulele makes two good notes then one sour note and the invention goes out of control. Lord Reginald is hit on the head with the ukulele]'' Ouch! I say, was that necessary? ''[he gets slapped on the back of his head]'' You sir, are impertinent. ''[a pair of scissors, fire, a saw, and more gadgets surround him]'' Oh, dear. ''[screams]''}} | ||
{{L|Dr. Marmalade|Lord Reginald, are you all right? ''[shrieks and explosions are heard]'' | {{L|Dr. Marmalade|Lord Reginald, are you all right? ''[shrieks and explosions are heard]'' Um sorry, was that a yes?}} | ||
{{L|Professor Percy|Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick, what is the meaning of this?}} | {{L|Professor Percy|Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick, what is the meaning of this?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|It's okay. The horrible screaming means that it's working!}} | {{L|Patrick|It's okay. The horrible screaming means that it's working!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh i really wish Sandy were here. ''[cut to Sandy, who is in front of a bus that has just pulled up]''}} | ||
{{L|Bus Driver|All aboard!}} | {{L|Bus Driver|All aboard!}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Will this bus take you somewhere when you've got nowhere else to go?}} | {{L|Sandy|Will this bus take you somewhere when you've got nowhere else to go?}} | ||
{{L|Bus Driver|It sure does. We make stops in Quittersville, Failuretown, and Loserburg. ''[Sandy hears the screaming]''}} | {{L|Bus Driver|It sure does. We make stops in Quittersville, Failuretown, and Loserburg. ''[Sandy hears the screaming]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|What in tarnation?! ''[enters her treedome]'' What's with all the monkey business?! ''[gasps]''}} | {{L|Sandy|What in tarnation?! ''[enters her treedome]'' What's with all the monkey business?! ''[gasps]''}} | ||
{{L|''(Patrick laughs)''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sandy!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sandy!}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|SpongeBob! What the heck is going on here?! ''[the invention spits Lord Reginald out]''}} | {{L|Sandy|SpongeBob! What the heck is going on here?! ''[the invention spits Lord Reginald out]''}} | ||
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{{L|Professor Percy|Try it again. ''[Lord Reginald gets a banana out and the nutcracker peels it]''}} | {{L|Professor Percy|Try it again. ''[Lord Reginald gets a banana out and the nutcracker peels it]''}} | ||
{{L|Lord Reginald|Oh! It is! It is! It's the banana peeler we have been searching 117 years for! ''[excited chattering from the chimps]''}} | {{L|Lord Reginald|Oh! It is! It is! It's the banana peeler we have been searching 117 years for! ''[excited chattering from the chimps]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow Sandy, they're going bananas for your nutcracker!}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Yeah. ''[cut to later when the chimps are about to leave]''}} | {{L|Sandy|Yeah. ''[cut to later when the chimps are about to leave]''}} | ||
{{L|Professor Percy|Well, Miss Cheeks, I must say you have exceeded expectations.}} | {{L|Professor Percy|Well, Miss Cheeks, I must say you have exceeded expectations.}} | ||
{{L|Lord Reginald|It may be the extreme head trauma | {{L|Lord Reginald|It may be the extreme head trauma i've suffered, but I am going to offer you a 20-year contract with a substantial pay raise.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|I accept.}} | {{L|Sandy|I accept.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Hooray!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Hooray!}} |
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