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{{EpisodeTr/52a}}{{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox humming. He checks his watch. The mailman opens the mailbox]''}} | {{EpisodeTr/52a}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox humming. He checks his watch. The mailman opens the mailbox]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, mailman!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, mailman!}} | ||
{{L|''[The mailman yells in fear, and runs off]''}} | {{L|''[The mailman yells in fear, and runs off]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|''[Points at the man's feet]'' This guy's got shoes!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[Points at the man's feet]'' This guy's got shoes!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Give me that! ''[Takes the magazine]'' Stealing my mail, eh? You're lucky I don't report you to the authorities!}} | {{L|Squidward|Give me that! ''[Takes the magazine]'' Stealing my mail, eh? You're lucky I don't report you to the authorities!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, how do the people in that magazine get all that money?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, how do the people in that magazine get all that money?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|They're entrepreneurs. They sell things to people.}} | {{L|Squidward|They're entrepreneurs. They sell things to people.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What kind of things?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What kind of things?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|That's it, Patrick! We gotta becomes entrepreneurs!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's it, Patrick! We gotta becomes entrepreneurs!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Is that gonna hurt?}} | {{L|Patrick|Is that gonna hurt?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Uh... ''[sweats]'' More time for thinking.}} | {{L|Patrick|Uh... ''[sweats]'' More time for thinking.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, something real, an item, something you would pay for.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, something real, an item, something you would pay for.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Fancy living, here we come!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Fancy living, here we come!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Make way for a couple of ontre-prenyouers! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Make way for a couple of ontre-prenyouers! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, this is it! The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door, Tom the fish opens the door]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob runs up and knocks on the door, Tom the fish opens the door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon sir, could we interest you in some ''[holds up chocolate bar]'' chocolate?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some ''[holds up chocolate bar]'' chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Tom|Chocolate? Did you say, Chocolate?!}} | {{L|Tom|Chocolate? Did you say, Chocolate?!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yes sir. With or without nuts?}} | {{L|Patrick|Yes, sir. With or without nuts?}} | ||
{{L|Tom|Chocolate?! Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | {{L|Tom|Chocolate?! Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!" The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]'' | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!" The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house]'' Okay, the first guy didn't count. This is our real first step! ''[A Con man opens the door]'' Good Morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?}} | ||
{{L|Con man|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | {{L|Con man|Chocolate bars, eh?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen!}} | ||
{{L|Con man|Ha! A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise!}} | {{L|Con man|Ha! A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick is shown holding many chocolate bars in his pants]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick is shown holding many chocolate bars in his pants]''}} | ||
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{{L|Con man|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[He holds up a bright-orange bag]''}} | {{L|Con man|Well, ''[chuckles]'' no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! ''[He holds up a bright-orange bag]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow... what is it?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow... what is it?}} | ||
{{L|Con man|It's a candy bar bag, you | {{L|Con man|It's a candy bar bag, you knucklehead! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob tries to touch it]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob tries to touch it]''}} | ||
{{L|Con man|''[pulls bag away]'' But, I'm wasting my time. ''[Walks inside]'' You don't need these bags.}} | {{L|Con man|''[pulls bag away]'' But, I'm wasting my time. ''[Walks inside]'' You don't need these bags.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|One chocolate bar, coming up!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, while Patrick is zipping and unzipping his pants]''}} | ||
{{L|Sadie|[Sadie looks at her watch] I don't have time for this.}} | {{L|Sadie|''[Sadie looks at her watch]'' I don't have time for this.}} | ||
{{L|''[Sadie goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}} | {{L|''[Sadie goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[Sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— ''[Sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming]''}} | ||
{{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | {{L|Tom|Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|—lady. ''[Tom chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "Chocolate!" The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]'' We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|—lady. ''[Tom chases SpongeBob and Patrick again while screaming "Chocolate!" ''[The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner]'' We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!}} | {{L|Patrick|Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate... There must be something. What was the reason we bought those bags?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate... There must be something. What was the reason we bought those bags?}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah, he did... I'm going back to buy more bags!}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, he did... I'm going back to buy more bags!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick runs to the door]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick runs to the door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, wait Patrick!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, wait, Patrick!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick freezes in place]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick freezes in place]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Why don't we try being nice?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Why don't we try being nice?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, okay.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, okay.}} | ||
{{L|''[Scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick walking up to a customer's door]''}} | {{L|''[Scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick walking up to a customer's door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick knocks on the door, a customer opens the door]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick knocks on the door, a customer opens the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Blue Fish with purple stripes|Hello?}} | {{L|Blue Fish with purple stripes|Hello?}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|''[Looking at SpongeBob confused]'' Did you say something?}} | {{L|Patrick|''[Looking at SpongeBob confused]'' Did you say something?}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the other customer's house, SpongeBob and Patrick are seen entering the view]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the other customer's house, SpongeBob and Patrick are seen entering the view]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Remember Patrick, focus.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Remember, Patrick, focus.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to the door, SpongeBob knocks on it, customer answers]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to the door, SpongeBob knocks on it, customer answers]''}} | ||
{{L|Purple Fish|Yes?}} | {{L|Purple Fish|Yes?}} | ||
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{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob thinking. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, a boat in a bottle with "Fancy!" on top is seen. Cut to the inside of the boat]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob thinking. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, a boat in a bottle with "Fancy!" on top is seen. Cut to the inside of the boat]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Walking in from the left]'' Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Walking in from the left]'' Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.}} | ||
{{L|Server|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}} | {{L|Server|Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut to Squidward shocked]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to Squidward shocked]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|But it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?}} | {{L|Squidward|But it's my only night to be fancy! Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?}} | ||
{{L|Server|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs ''[leaning over to Squidward]'' and their dates.}} | |||
{{L|Server|Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs | |||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, Mary, and Mary's mother, Mary is seen holding a glass]''}} | {{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, Mary, and Mary's mother, Mary is seen holding a glass]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|So, how long have you two ladies known each other?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|So, how long have you two ladies known each other?}} | ||
{{L|''[Pause]''}} | {{L|''[Pause]''}} | ||
{{L|Mother|What? What did he say?}} | {{L|Mother|What? What did he say?}} | ||
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