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{{L|SpongeBob|Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.}}
{{L|''[Patrick knocks on the door, a customer opens the door]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick knocks on the door, a customer opens the door]''}}
{{L|Unnamed Blue Fish with purple stripes|Hello?}}
{{L|Blue Fish with purple stripes|Hello?}}
{{L|Patrick|I love you.}}
{{L|Patrick|I love you.}}
{{L|''[A harp is heard playing, the customer stares at SpongeBob and Patrick for a few seconds, then he slams his door shut in extreme disgust, a tuba is heard playing after the slamming]''}}
{{L|''[A harp is heard playing, the customer stares at SpongeBob and Patrick for a few seconds, then he slams his door shut in extreme disgust, a tuba is heard playing after the slamming]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I think you laid it on a teensy bit thick there, old pal. Let me try.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I think you laid it on a teensy bit thick there, old pal. Let me try.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob rings the doorbell, the customer opens the door]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob rings the doorbell, the customer opens the door]''}}
{{L|Unnamed Blue Fish with purple stripes|Please. G-Go away!}}
{{L|Blue Fish with purple stripes|Please. G-Go away!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Um, ''[clears throat]'' H-H-How you doin'?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Um, ''[clears throat]'' H-H-How you doin'?}}
{{L|Unnamed Blue Fish with purple stripes|How am I doing?}}
{{L|Blue Fish with purple stripes|How am I doing?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wanna buy some chocolate?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wanna buy some chocolate?}}
{{L|Patrick|We got him now!}}
{{L|Patrick|We got him now!}}
{{L|Unnamed Blue Fish with purple stripes|Sorry, chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat. Isn't that right, blubber boy?}}
{{L|Blue Fish with purple stripes|Sorry, chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat. Isn't that right, blubber boy?}}
{{L|''[Patrick's belly is bubbling]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick's belly is bubbling]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Hee hee, it tickles!}}
{{L|Patrick|Hee hee, it tickles!}}
{{L|Unnamed Blue Fish with purple stripes|As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang.}}
{{L|Blue Fish with purple stripes|As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang.}}
{{L|''[The customer holds up a picture of an obese self at age 13]''}}
{{L|''[The customer holds up a picture of an obese self at age 13]''}}
{{L|Unnamed Blue Fish with purple stripes|You can keep that for five bucks.}}
{{L|Blue Fish with purple stripes|You can keep that for five bucks.}}
{{L|Patrick|I'll take ten!}}
{{L|Patrick|I'll take ten!}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob with a sad look on his face walking, a sad song plays]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob with a sad look on his face walking, a sad song plays]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Remember, Patrick, focus.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Remember, Patrick, focus.}}
{{L|''[Cut to the door, SpongeBob knocks on it, customer answers]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the door, SpongeBob knocks on it, customer answers]''}}
{{L|Unnamed Purple Fish|Yes?}}
{{L|Purple Fish|Yes?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, we're selling chocolate bars.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Good afternoon, sir, we're selling chocolate bars.}}
{{L|''[Patrick somehow moves up to the customer with his eyes going in and out back and forth]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick somehow moves up to the customer with his eyes going in and out back and forth]''}}
{{L|Unnamed Purple Fish|Why is Chubby here staring at me?}}
{{L|Purple Fish|Why is Chubby here staring at me?}}
{{L|''[Cut to Patrick's eyes]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to Patrick's eyes]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Focusing.}}
{{L|Patrick|Focusing.}}
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the customer's house]''}}
{{L|''[Cut to the inside of the customer's house]''}}
{{L|Unnamed Purple Fish|''[freaks out]'' Back up, Jack!}}
{{L|Purple Fish|''[freaks out]'' Back up, Jack!}}
{{L|''[The customer slams the door on Patrick's eyes, Patrick is heard saying "Oof!" from the other side of the door]''}}
{{L|''[The customer slams the door on Patrick's eyes, Patrick is heard saying "Oof!" from the other side of the door]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Moving eyes around]'' Nice place you got in here.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Moving eyes around]'' Nice place you got in here.}}

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