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(The camera is in front of Squidward's house, while the beginning of "The Marriage of Figaro" plays, cut to the inside of Squidward's house, the camera then cuts to the blue sign that says "Squidward's bathroom; DO NOT ENTER." Then pans down to the SpongeBob-like texture that says "Unless you are Squidward".)
(Cut to the inside of Squidward's bathroom. A silhouette of Squidward is seen in the shower curtain along with steam. Squidward takes a deep breath.)
Squidward: (Off-key) Fi-ga-ro. Figaro! (Pause, Squidward then stretchs his arms wide.) Fi-ga-ro! (Cut to the outside) Fi-ga-ro!
(Squidward repeatedly says Figaro)
(Cut back inside)
Squidward: FI-GA-RO!! (He then coughs, turns the water off and steps out of the shower, cut to the toilet paper and the toilet, the toilet becomes sad, cut to the toilet paper.)
Toilet Paper: Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.
Squidward: (sweating) If you must know..... I will be a feature solo for an inpenting concert proformas with the Bikini Bottom's Men's choir. And in the big time... Not playtime. Now if you excuse me.
SpongeBob: Wow.
SpongeBob: I may not as be you and your body, Squidward. But I do have a song in my heart I want to share. (cleaning throat) Then SpongeBob sing "Laaaaaa". (cough)
Squidward: See you in nose-blee seat. (laugh)
Squidward: "La La La La La La La, La La La La La La La, La La". SpongeBob unison Squidward, "La! La! La! La! La! La!".
SpongeBob: I'm good enough to join the Men's Choir. I promise.
Squidward: Yuck!
SpongeBob: Perhaps Squidward didn't see me.
Squidward: "Fe-a-La" (cleaning throat) "Fe-a-La!"
SpongeBob: This giant hole will get his attention.
Squidward: "Fe-a-Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" (fell off his bike) Ow! (he went to Jellyfish fields) I think I hit the wrong note back there (jellyfish approach) What the...?!
SpongeBob: I here by issue you with this ticket, for darastic frowning, and failing to listen to my song!
Squidward: Your song? What are you, some kind of...
SpongeBob: That's right! I'm a singing traffic cop!
Squidward: A singing traffic ...
SpongeBob: "O Sole Mio..."
Squidward: (rips off SpongeBob's mustache) SpongeBob, I will be late to practice with all of your tomfoolery slowing me down! (grabs the ticket and rips it up) It is a high honor to be chosen for the Bikini Bottom men's chorus!

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-*Squidward: (sweating) If you must know..... I will be a feature solo for an inpenting concert proformas with the [[Bikini Bottom]]'s Men's choir. And in the big time... Not playtime. Now if you excuse me.
+*(The camera is in front of Squidward's house, while the beginning of "The Marriage of Figaro" plays, cut to the inside of Squidward's house, the camera then cuts to the blue sign that says "Squidward's bathroom; DO NOT ENTER." Then pans down to the SpongeBob-like texture that says "Unless you are Squidward".)
+*(Cut to the inside of Squidward's bathroom. A silhouette of Squidward is seen in the shower curtain along with steam. Squidward takes a deep breath.)
+*Squidward: (Off-key) Fi-ga-ro. Figaro! (Pause, Squidward then stretchs his arms wide.) Fi-ga-ro! (Cut to the outside) Fi-ga-ro!
+*(Squidward repeatedly says Figaro)
+*(Cut back inside)
+*Squidward: FI-GA-RO!! (He then coughs, turns the water off and steps out of the shower, cut to the toilet paper and the toilet, the toilet becomes sad, cut to the toilet paper.)
+*Toilet Paper: Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.
+*Squidward: (sweating) If you must know..... I will be a feature solo for an inpenting concert proformas with the [[Bikini Bottom]]'s Men's choir. And in the big time... Not playtime. Now if you excuse me.
 *SpongeBob: Wow.
 *SpongeBob: I may not as be you and your body, Squidward. But I do have a song in my heart I want to share. (cleaning throat) Then SpongeBob sing "Laaaaaa". (cough)