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{{L|''[Long shot of Squidward's house, while the final of "The Marriage of Figaro" plays. Cut to the outside of Squidward's house, the camera then cuts to the blue sign on Squidward's bathroom door that says "Squidward's bathroom; DO NOT ENTER." Then pans down to another sign below it that says "unless you are SQUIDWARD" | {{L|''[Long shot of Squidward's house, while the final of "The Marriage of Figaro" plays. Cut to the outside of Squidward's house, the camera then cuts to the blue sign on Squidward's bathroom door that says "Squidward's bathroom; DO NOT ENTER." Then pans down to another sign below it that says "unless you are SQUIDWARD." Cut to the inside of Squidward's bathroom. A silhouette of Squidward is seen in the shower curtain. Squidward takes a shallow breath]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Off-key]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro. Figaro!♪ ''[Pause, Squidward then stretches his arms wide]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[Cut to the outside]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Off-key]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro. Figaro!♪ ''[Pause, Squidward then stretches his arms wide]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[Cut to the outside]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|♪Figaro, Figaro, Figaro!♪}} | {{L|Squidward|♪Figaro, Figaro, Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro-Figaro!♪}} | ||
{{L|''[Cut back inside]''}} | {{L|''[Cut back inside]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[He then coughs, turns the water off and steps out of the shower. Cut to the toilet paper and the toilet. The toilet frowns and groans in despair. Cut to the toilet paper]''}} | {{L|Squidward|♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[He then coughs, turns the water off, and steps out of the shower. Cut to the toilet paper and the toilet. The toilet frowns and groans in despair. Cut to the toilet paper]''}} | ||
{{L|Toilet | {{L|Toilet paper|Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|♪La la la la la la la!♪}} | {{L|Squidward|♪La la la la la la la!♪}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Puts on a robe and scarf in front of the mirror. Holds a photo of the | {{L|Squidward|''[Puts on a robe and scarf in front of the mirror. Holds a photo of the Men's Chorus]'' I am anxious to look good and make a strong first impression, as I share to my singing skills with the famed Bikini Bottom Men's Chorus. ♪La, la-la-la.♪ But I needn't be too anxious, for once they hear this master's voice, they'll give me the Lead Solo for sure! ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[walks outside and passes SpongeBob laying on the ground]'' Huh? | {{L|Squidward|''[walks outside and passes SpongeBob laying on the ground]'' Huh? ''[walks toward SpongeBob]'' Well, looks like a forlorn SpongeBob sprawled across the dirt.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Cuts to SpongeBob. Loud sigh]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Cuts to SpongeBob. Loud sigh]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Cuts back to Squidward]'' Obviously depressed...}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Cuts back to Squidward]'' Obviously depressed...}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|None of your business!}} | {{L|Squidward|None of your business!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Can I come?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Can I come?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|And no you can't}} | {{L|Squidward|And no you can't.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you going to a fancy store?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Are you going to a fancy store?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No}} | {{L|Squidward|No.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|A fancy party?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|A fancy party?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No}} | {{L|Squidward|No.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|A hot fancy pants date?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|A hot fancy pants date?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No!}} | {{L|Squidward|No!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Does that answer your questions?}} | {{L|Squidward|No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Does that answer your questions?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|All except for that last one.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|All except for that last one.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[loudly]'' | {{L|Squidward|''[loudly]'' No, you can't! ''[Sweating]'' If you must know..... I will be a feature solo for an impending concert performance with the Bikini Bottom's Men's choir. And in the big time... Not playtime. Now if you excuse me.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I may not as be you and your buddies, Squidward, but I, too, have a song in my heart I want to share. ''[Clears his throat loudly]'' ♪Laaaaaa.♪ ''[cough]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I may not as be you and your buddies, Squidward, but I, too, have a song in my heart I want to share. ''[Clears his throat loudly]'' ♪Laaaaaa.♪ ''[cough]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|If that rank amateur SpongeBob embarrasses me in front of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life is ruined!}} | {{L|Squidward|If that rank amateur SpongeBob embarrasses me in front of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life is ruined!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Looks at his watch]'' Oh! I'm almost late for Choir Practice! Better not run into SpongeBob again or I'm doomed!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Looks at his watch]'' Oh! I'm almost late for Choir Practice! Better not run into SpongeBob again or I'm doomed!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Takes a turn into large grasses]'' | {{L|Squidward|''[Takes a turn into large grasses, and laughs]'' igaro! Figaro-Figaro-Figa-roooo!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[steps out of the grasses in a | {{L|SpongeBob|''[steps out of the grasses in a policeman's hat and mustache]'' Stop! Stop Stop!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Comes to a screeching Halt]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Comes to a screeching Halt]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I here by issue you with this ticket, for reckless frowning, and failing to listen to my song!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I here by issue you with this ticket, for reckless frowning, and failing to listen to my song!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[Loudly clears throat, interrupting chorus. Clears throat for a while, which eventually dies down until he finally takes out and uses breath spray. Turns to page with music. Music restarts.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Loudly clears throat, interrupting chorus. Clears throat for a while, which eventually dies down until he finally takes out and uses breath spray. Turns to page with music. Music restarts.]''}} | ||
{{L|Choir|Oooh!}} | {{L|Choir|Oooh!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Squidward joins in the singing but he's off-key]'' | {{L|Squidward|''[Squidward joins in the singing but he's off-key]'' Laa!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Comes in | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Comes in door, bathed in sunlight]'' Laa. Figaro, Figaro, Fiii-ga-rooo!}} | ||
{{L|Choir Man|It's so beautiful!}} | {{L|Choir Man|It's so beautiful!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|♪Laa, ohhh, oohhh!♪}} | ||
{{L|Choir Man|That's the most beautiful singing I've heard! ''[ | {{L|Choir Man|That's the most beautiful singing I've heard! ''[sobs]''}} | ||
{{L|Choir|''[ | {{L|Choir|''[cheers]''}} | ||
{{L|Jellyfish|''[ | {{L|Jellyfish|''[cheer]''}} | ||
{{L|Old Pianist|''[in a SpongeBob-like voice, while applauding]'' Yeah, yeah, yeah!}} | {{L|Old Pianist|''[in a SpongeBob-like voice, while applauding]'' Yeah, yeah, yeah!}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[flowers and confetti fall atop SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|Choir Man|Oh Master SquarePants, we'd be honored if you'd the open chair, as our featured soloist!}} | {{L|Choir Man|Oh Master SquarePants, we'd be honored if you'd the open chair, as our featured soloist!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Laughs Nervously]'' Well... I...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Laughs Nervously]'' Well... I...}} | ||
{{L|Choir Man|We would also be honored, if you'd wear this! ''[Opens | {{L|Choir Man|We would also be honored, if you'd wear this! ''[Opens platter with a fake mustache inside]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Gasps]'' A mustache?! | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Gasps]'' A mustache?! For me?!}} | ||
{{L|Choir Man|Well, don't be shy! Put it on!}} | {{L|Choir Man|Well, don't be shy! Put it on!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[puts mustache Oon]'' Squidward look! ''[points at mustache]'' My very own choirman's mustache! ''[Squidward sighs]''}} | ||
{{L|Choir Man|Well, will you do it?}} | {{L|Choir Man|Well, will you do it?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhm... ''[thinks while music similar to Jeopardy's think music plays]'' I'll do it! But only if you find a spot for my inspiration, and great friend, Squidward!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uhm... ''[thinks while music similar to Jeopardy's think music plays]'' I'll do it! But only if you find a spot for my inspiration, and great friend, Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Face | {{L|Squidward|''[Face lights up happy]''}} | ||
{{L|Choir Man|Deal!}} | {{L|Choir Man|Deal!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cuts to Concert]''}} | {{L|''[Cuts to Concert]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[Squidward turns last page of music sheet]'' Fi-ga-ro ''[Everyone applauds]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[Squidward turns last page of music sheet]'' Fi-ga-ro. ''[Everyone applauds]''}} | ||
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