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{{L|Squidward|Hey, watch where you're swinging that... ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, be careful with... ow! ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's nose into the lagoon. Squidward screams loudly in pain, then walks up to Mr. Krabs]'' Okay, I've had enough.}}
{{L|Squidward|Hey, watch where you're swinging that... ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, be careful with... ow! ''[SpongeBob casts Squidward's nose into the lagoon. Squidward screams loudly in pain, then walks up to Mr. Krabs]'' Okay, I've had enough.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Laughs]'' Oh, Squidward, you got to lighten up. ''[SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Squidward]'' Sure the lad's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose. ''[Laughs. The hook in SpongeBob's fishing rod touches Mr. Krabs millionth dollar. Gasps]'' Me millionth dollar! ''[SpongeBob rips Mr. Krabs' pants off and casts his dollar to the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, wait! SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul ya. ''[Music plays]'' Oh no. SpongeBob, quick, reel it in. Can't you hear the music? That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late! Hurry, SpongeBob! The music's getting faster! ''[SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the orchestra]'' There you are, ya stinkin' bilge rats! ''[to the trumpeters]'' Stop playing that music! ''[to the conductor]'' Stop it, please! ''[to the violinists]'' I'm begging ya! Come on, honey, you can make it! Swim faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! Hurry, SpongeBob!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Laughs]'' Oh, Squidward, you got to lighten up. ''[SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Squidward]'' Sure the lad's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose. ''[Laughs. The hook in SpongeBob's fishing rod touches Mr. Krabs millionth dollar. Gasps]'' Me millionth dollar! ''[SpongeBob rips Mr. Krabs' pants off and casts his dollar to the lagoon]'' SpongeBob, wait! SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul ya. ''[Music plays]'' Oh no. SpongeBob, quick, reel it in. Can't you hear the music? That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late! Hurry, SpongeBob! The music's getting faster! ''[SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the orchestra]'' There you are, ya stinkin' bilge rats! ''[to the trumpeters]'' Stop playing that music! ''[to the conductor]'' Stop it, please! ''[to the violinists]'' I'm begging ya! Come on, honey, you can make it! Swim faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! Hurry, SpongeBob!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Here she comes...She made it!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Here she comes.... She made it!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Holds up the dollar and cheers]'' For a second or two, I thought she was a goner. ''[Ominous orchestra music plays again. Suddenly, a giant clam jumps up and takes Mr. Krabs' dollar. It takes a while for Mr. Krabs to notice his dollar isn't in his claw anymore. The clam swims away. The scene cuts as Mr. Krabs’ eyes well up with tears, and he begins to cry]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Holds up the dollar and cheers]'' For a second or two, I thought she was a goner. ''[Ominous orchestra music plays again. Suddenly, a giant clam jumps up and takes Mr. Krabs' dollar. It takes a while for Mr. Krabs to notice his dollar isn't in his claw anymore. The clam swims away. The scene cuts as Mr. Krabs’ eyes well up with tears, and he begins to cry]''}}
{{L|Squidward|So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|Squidward|So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs?}}
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{{L|Squidward|We're gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar! ''[Takes a dollar out of his wallet]'' Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. Know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh?}}
{{L|Squidward|We're gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar! ''[Takes a dollar out of his wallet]'' Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. Know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I get ya. ''[Jabbers. Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is still scouting the area]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I get ya. ''[Jabbers. Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is still scouting the area]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob & Squidward|Oh, Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs steers his eyes toward the other two to see them waving a dollar]'' Look what we've got!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Oh, Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs steers his eyes toward the other two to see them waving a dollar]'' Look what we've got!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Jumps down and gasps]'' Could it be? ''[Takes the dollar]'' Me millionth dollar? ''[Starts cheering again as well as SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Whoo-hoo! ''[Rubs the dollar on himself but he notices something strange so he stops dancing]'' Wait a minute... ''[Rubs the dollar back and forth again and points at the dollar]'' This isn't me millionth dollar. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other]'' This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, ''[Shows dollar bill just like described]'' and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Jumps down and gasps]'' Could it be? ''[Takes the dollar]'' Me millionth dollar? ''[Starts cheering again as well as SpongeBob and Squidward]'' Whoo-hoo! ''[Rubs the dollar on himself but he notices something strange so he stops dancing]'' Wait a minute... ''[Rubs the dollar back and forth again and points at the dollar]'' This isn't me millionth dollar. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other]'' This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, ''[Shows dollar bill just like described]'' and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[wearing blue lipstick]'' Actually, it's Coral Blue number- ''[Squidward whacks him on the head with a fishing rod to shut him up, but it's already too late]'' three!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[wearing blue lipstick]'' Actually, it's Coral Blue number- ''[Squidward whacks him on the head with a fishing rod to shut him up, but it's already too late]'' three!}}
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{{L|Squidward|Uhh, SpongeBob, can I have a word with you? Have you noticed that Mr. Krabs has gone completely insane?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Uhh, SpongeBob, can I have a word with you? Have you noticed that Mr. Krabs has gone completely insane?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What do you mean?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What do you mean?}}
{{L|Squidward|Just look at him. ''[Pointing to Mr. Krabs, who is dressed like he is at a funeral sobbing at a tombstone with the words 'R.I.P. Me Millionth Dollar' on it. He then hugs it.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Just look at him. ''[Pointing to Mr. Krabs, who is dressed like he is at a funeral sobbing at a tombstone with the words "R.I.P. Me Millionth Dollar" on it. He then hugs it.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, he's lost something near and dear to him. Haven't you-''[cuts off after Mr. Krabs laugh oddly]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, he's lost something near and dear to him. Haven't you-''[cuts off after Mr. Krabs laugh oddly]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Look again. ''[Mr. Krabs uses his eyes as a jump rope while giggling like a crazy person]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Look again. ''[Mr. Krabs uses his eyes as a jump rope while giggling like a crazy person]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Why did he have to go like this and leave me tied to this idiot?! ''[Both sob]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Why did he have to go like this and leave me tied to this idiot?! ''[Both sob]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, boys. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward stop sobbing]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hello, boys. ''[SpongeBob and Squidward stop sobbing]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob & Squidward|Mr. Krabs? ''[Mr. Krabs' head is above the lagoon]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Squidward|Mr. Krabs? ''[Mr. Krabs' head is above the lagoon]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Have you boys met... ''[Holds his millionth dollar up]'' ...me millionth dollar? ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Have you boys met... ''[Holds his millionth dollar up]'' ...me millionth dollar? ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, how did you get it back?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, how did you get it back?}}

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