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 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|No, no, no! Stop, Squid, you can't join! You can't fit in!}}
 {{L|''[Squidward gets stuck in the treehouse]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Well this is stupid... there's no room up here!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Well this is stupid... there's no room up here!}}
-{{L|Patrick|That's what we've been trying to tell you!!}}
+{{L|Patrick|That's what we've been trying to tell you!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, we've been stuck up here for three days..}}
 {{L|Patrick|We told you you would fit in..}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[sneers]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Well...since you're here Squidward...well give you the new member initiation. Are you ready Patrick?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well...since you're here, Squidward we'll give you the new member initiation. Are you ready, Patrick?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ready!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick starts singing]''
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 {{L|''[Zooms in on Squidward's head]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Well.. this is the end..}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No it's not Squidward!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No it's not Squidward!}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[building coffins]'' It's not?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Come on guys, well be fine!! ''[patting Squidward's head]'' As long as we stick together, remember, we're a club!! WHOOOLOOOLOOOOLLOOOOLOOOO!! And besides...we have THIS!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Come on guys, well be fine! ''[patting Squidward's head]'' As long as we stick together, remember, we're a club! WHOOOLOOOLOOOOLLOOOOLOOOO!! And besides...we have THIS!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob pulls out the Magic Conch Shell]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|What's that?}}
-{{L|Patrick|OOOOO!! The Magic Conch Shell!! Ask it something!! Ask it something!!}}
+{{L|Patrick|OOOOO!! The Magic Conch Shell! Ask it something! Ask it something!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Magic Conch Shell...will I ever get married?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|Maybe someday.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oooohhhh...}}
-{{L|Squidward|You've got to be kidding!! That is just a STUPID toy!! How can that possibly help us?}}
+{{L|Squidward|You've got to be kidding! That is just a STUPID toy! How can that possibly help us?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasp]'' Squidward, you must never question the wisdom of the Magic Conch. The club always takes its advice before we do anything.}}
-{{L|Patrick|The shell knows all!!}}
+{{L|Patrick|The shell knows all!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Magic Conch...what do we have to do to get out of the Kelp Forest?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|Nothing.}}
-{{L|Patrick|THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN!!}}
+{{L|Patrick|THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Nothing?! We can't just sit here and do NOTHING!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Nothing?! We can't just sit here and do NOTHING!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick sit down.. doing nothing]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[gets mad]'' I can't believe you two are gonna take advice.. from a TOY!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[gets mad]'' I can't believe you two are gonna take advice.. from a TOY!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick still do nothing]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Alright. Alright. Alright!! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity. But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Alright. Alright. Alright! I don't need your help. I'm gonna find my way back to sanity! But don't you two sad clowns come crying to me when your circus tent comes crashing down!}}
 {{L|''[Walking away in kelp forest]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Sad clowns.. Haha. Haha. Sad. Haha. Haha. Clowns. Haha. Haha.}}
 {{L|''[Squidward runs fast and scared]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|What was that? I was already here!! Which way do I go? Ohh I'm lost!! Ohh...I'm HOPELESSLY LOST!! Ill never get out of here!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|What was that? I was already here! Which way do I go? Ohh I'm lost! Ohh...I'm HOPELESSLY LOST! Ill never get out of here!}}
 {{L|''[Sees light]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Huh? Huh? Hhahahahahahaahhaa!! I'm FREE!! Take that SpongeBob and Patrick!! Ahahaha!! Ahahaha!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Huh? Huh? Hhahahahahahaahhaa! I'm FREE!! Take that SpongeBob and Patrick! Ahahaha! Ahahaha!}}
 {{L|''[Fist pumps in air. Sees SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Ohh...there's no way out of here.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Huh? Ohh...there's no way out of here.}}
 {{L|''[Stick is thrown at Patrick's head.. Squidward has surrounded himself with sticks and a fire]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|How's it going over there at Club Shell-For-Brains? Mmm mmm mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club SQUIDWARD tonight?}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Oooohh.. Doesn't that smell good SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days..}}
 {{L|''[Walks over to Patrick]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|How about you Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat.. Well you can't have any..}}
+{{L|Squidward|How about you Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat. Well you can't have any.}}
 {{L|''[Walks Away]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|And do you know why SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|And do you know why SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell!}}
 {{L|''[Shakes butt at SpongeBob]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|If you had listened to me.. you'd have food.. shelter.. and a roaring fire.. But instead.. you listen to a talking clam..}}
+{{L|Squidward|If you had listened to me you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listen to a talking clam...}}
 {{L|''[Moves back to Club Squidward]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|That tells you NOTHING!! As if the answers of all your answers will fall right out of the sky!! Hahaha!! Fall right out of the sky!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|That tells you NOTHING! As if the answers of all your answers will fall right out of the sky! Hahaha! Fall right out of the sky!}}
 {{L|''[Airplane falling out of the sky]''}}
-{{L|Scooter|Dude!! We're falling right out the sky!! We gotta drop the load!!}}
+{{L|Scooter|Dude!! We're falling right out the sky! We gotta drop the load!}}
 {{L|''[Presses "Drop the Load" button. Drops picnic supplies ''[food]'' to where SpongeBob and Patrick are]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Praise the Magic Conch!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Praise the Magic Conch!}}
 {{L|''[Squidward stares and the bug gets up and hits him with the stick. SpongeBob and Patrick eat]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ahahahaha!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ahahahaha!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hey uhh SpongeBob.. that sure is a lot of food you got there..}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|It's a gift from the Magic Conch..}}
-{{L|Squidward|Everything sure looks delicious. Oohh!! Smoked Sausages!! My favorite!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Everything sure looks delicious. Oohh! Smoked Sausages! My favorite!}}
 {{L|''[Reaches for them but Patrick sucks them in and eats them]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hey, uhh, SpongeBob, you know I was just kidding before earlier and I mean I'm still part of the club and I mean the club has to stick together, and uhh, uhh...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward...}}
 {{L|Squidward|Yes, SpongeBob?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Once a member, always a member!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Once a member, always a member!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clink glasses]'' To the club!! WHOOLOOOLOOOLOOLOOOOLOOO!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[clink glasses]'' To the club! WHOOLOOOLOOOLOOLOOOOLOOO!!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Yeah.. Whooloolooloo.. Now if you'll excuse me...}}
 {{L|''[Runs to table with all the food]''}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Oh, yeah, like that'll happen. Right after I consult the Magic Toenail.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick pull table away]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasp]'' Squidward, are you questioning the authority of the Magic Conch? The Conch is the one who gave us this banquet.. This copyrighted conch is the quarterstone of our organization!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasp]'' Squidward, are you questioning the authority of the Magic Conch? The Conch is the one who gave us this banquet.. This copyrighted conch is the quarterstone of our organization!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Maybe he's not a brother.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob looks at Patrick wide-eyed]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Hehehe...you guys have it all wrong!! I love this little piece of plastic.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Hey-he-he, you guys have it all wrong. I love this little piece of plastic.}}
 {{L|''[picks up Magic Conch]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Hello there. Uhh, Magic Conch, I was wondering...should I have the spaghetti or the turkey?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Hello there. Magic Conch, I was wondering... uh, should I have the spaghetti or the turkey?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|Neither.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Oh. Well what about the soup?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|I don't think so.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Can I have anything to eat?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Could I have anything to eat?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|No.}}
-{{L|Squidward|No?! What do you mean No? I'm starving here!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|No?! What do you mean "No"? I'm starving here!}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[takes Magic Conch]'' Here, lemme try. Magic Conch...can Squidward have some of this yummy-delicious-super terrific sandwich?}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[takes Magic Conch]'' Here, lemme try. Magic Conch, could Squidward have some of this yummy-delicious-super terrific sandwich?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|No.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Hmm.. can I have some of this yummy-delicious super terrific sandwich?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Hmm.. could ''I'' have some of this yummy-delicious super terrific sandwich?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|Yes.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Walright!! ''[Vacuums in sandwich and burps loudly]'' Sorry Squidward.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Alright! ''[Vacuums in sandwich and burps loudly]'' Sorry Squidward.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Give me that. ''[takes Magic Conch]'' Could I have something to eat?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Give me that! ''[takes Magic Conch]'' Could I have something to eat?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|No.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Could I have something to eat?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, are you alright?}}
 {{L|''[Squidward still getting mad]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Maybe we could ask the shell if he's okay!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Maybe we could ask the shell if he's okay.}}
 {{L|Rescuer|Hello? Anyone there? Hello? HELLO? Do you folks need some help?}}
 {{L|''[Cuts through kelp...seeing SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|I'm SAVED!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|I'm SAVED!}}
 {{L|''[Runs over to Rescuer]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|You don't know how happy I am to see you.. I've been stranded out here for weeks.. with these two barnacle heads.. and their Magic Conch Shell!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|You don't know how happy I am to see you. I've been stranded out here for weeks with these two barnacle heads and their Magic Conch Shell!}}
 {{L|Rescuer|Magic...Conch...Shell? ''[pulls out Magic Conch]'' YOU MEAN LIKE THIS? ''[with two big teeth]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The Magic Conch!! A club member!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The Magic Conch! A club member!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Rescuer|WHOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOO!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Rescuer|WHOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOO!}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[in surprise and grunting]'' Abrae.}}
-{{L|Rescuer|My conch told me to come and save you guys!!}}
+{{L|Rescuer|My conch told me to come and save you guys.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick and Rescuer|Hooray for the magic conches!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick and Rescuer|Hooray for the magic conches!}}
 {{L|Rescuer|Alright Magic Conch.. What do we do now?}}
 {{L|Magic Conch|Nothing.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Rescuer|All hail the Magic Conch!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, and Rescuer|All hail the Magic Conch!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and the Rescuer sit down doing nothing. Squidward moves behind them]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!!}}
+{{L|Squidward|ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!}}
 {{L|''[Sits down with SpongeBob, Patrick, and the Rescuer]''}}
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