A SquarePants Family Vacation/transcript: Difference between revisions

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[Car spins out of control, crashing into a sign for The Great Barrier Reef. The car crashes in the Outskirts Outlet Mega Mall, bouncing through. The car goes down the escalator, while a tan female fish looks over at the car, and doesn't seem to care. The car then crashes out of the mall, flying through the air, and landing on a race track. The car bounces off of a siren, and then circles the track. The car crosses the finish line, and wins the race. The crowd cheers, and the car crashes through the trophies, exiting the race. The car leaves the ocean, and flies into the air, eventually flying through space. The car hits the cow that jumped over the moon, and falls back down into the ocean. The car crashes between a multitude of rocks, before landing back on the road, and driving away with Patrick now inside.]

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(Song ends abruptly when fire starts on top of car. Cuts to show car from the outside.)

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(Cut to the gang pushing the car, sans Patrick who thinks he is pushing the car, but is not pushing anything.)

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(Cuts to show road sign that shows that the nearest service station is "Proabably pretty far.")

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(Gang continues to push car, cut to them at a service station.)

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(Cuts to Margaret and Harold staring blankly.)

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(SpongeBob takes a picture.)

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(Cut to the gang in the outhouse. Harold is reading the paper and Margaret is knitting. SpongeBob and Patrick are waiting silently.)

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(SpongeBob and Patrick stare blankly for a few moments before running to the playground, hollering "Playground!" They slow down upon noticing all the mud around the playground)

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(Cuts to swings, slide, and see-saw. SpongeBob takes a picture.)

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(SpongeBob pulls himself out from the mud by grabbing onto Patrick. Patrick is now sitting on top of SpongeBob)

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(Patrick breaks the swingset and flies off, screaming)

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(SpongeBob and Patrick slide down the water slide, screaming, while going down multiple sharp turns. SpongeBob and Patrick end up in a puddle)

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(SpongeBob and Patrick climb up the slide, falls back down)

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(Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick walking through a strange forest.)

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(Monster growling)

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(SpongeBob and Patrick laughing)

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(Monster growling)

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(Monster growling)

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(SpongeBob and Patrick run)
(Small creature appears, growls)

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(SpongeBob and Patrick jump off of cliff)

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(Both screaming)

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(SpongeBob and Patrick land on sea anemone, bounce off and land on plant. SpongeBob and Patrick laughing with heavy breath)

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(Monster appears behind Patrick)

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(SpongeBob panicking)

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(SpongeBob panicking)

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(SpongeBob and Patrick fall, Patrick grabs onto SpongeBob's legs)

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(Vine starts to break)

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(SpongeBob and Patrick slide through the sand, land behind a rock)

(Monster looks around, shrugs and flies away)

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(Ringing noise)

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(Camera zooms out to reveal "no parking" sign on brick wall)

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(Camera pans to gift shop)

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(SpongeBob and Patrick enter gift shop)

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(SpongeBob and Patrick tip-toeing out of gift shop)

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(Cuts to Patrick spelling his name in the sand, SpongeBob enters crying and carrying multiple shopping bags)

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(SpongeBob bursts into tears)

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(Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick, singing The Road Song with tired, dry voices)

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(SpongeBob playing The Road Song on whistle)

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(SpongeBob continues playing, multiple animals begin to follow as he walks with Patrick through the forrest)

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(The monster drops to the floor)

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(fruit fly points to its back)

(Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on top of the monster)

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(Giant Fruit fly drops SpongeBob and Patrick back onto playground)

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(Margaret and Harold pull up in the car)

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(Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sleeping)

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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[With his eyes closed]'' Please be money, please be money. ''[Pulls out postcard from mailbox.]'' Oh! That's not money. It's from SpongeBob. ''[Puts on his glasses, and reads the postcard]'' "Dear Mr... Krabs, please come to my house tonight. I am having a free money party." Free money party!? This sounds too good to be true!}}
 {{L|''[Cuts to scene to show Squidward by his mailbox]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[Reads postcard]'' "Dear Squidward, come to my house tonight I am having a... ''[surprised]'' ...latte sipping contest?" This sound too good to be true!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[Reads postcard]'' "Dear Squidward, come to my house tonight, I am having a... ''[surprised]'' ...latte sipping contest?" This sound too good to be true!}}
 {{L|''[Cuts to inside of Sandy's treedome]''}}
 {{L|Sandy|''[Reading postcard]'' "Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair!" Oh, SpongeBob, this sounds too good to be true!" ''[Her science experiment fizzes]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Where?}}
 {{L|Squidward|See, right there on the entire thing!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! That's because Patrick keep spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! That's because Patrick kept spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz!}}
 {{L|''[Ripples to SpongeBob taking picture]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! You're spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz! The pictures will come out all orange and blurry.}}
-{{L|Patrick|I can't help it, SpongeBob! I'm so excited about going on a family vacation with you and your parents that my aim is off! ''[Patrick sprays himself in the eye with Cheese Fizz.]'' See? ''[Patrick blinks, squirting the Cheese Fizz into his mouth and then lick his lips.]'' There we go...}}
+{{L|Patrick|I can't help it, SpongeBob! I'm so excited about going on a family vacation with you and your parents that my aim is off! ''[Patrick sprays himself in the eye with Cheese Fizz.]'' See? ''[Patrick blinks, squirting the Cheese Fizz into his mouth and then licks his lips.]'' There we go...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I know what you mean. Sometimes it feels like I've been waiting my entire life to go on this trip!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Really? Why is that?}}
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 {{L|Margaret|SpongeBob! Don't leave your luggage behind! ''[points to Patrick]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's not luggage, it's Patrick! He's coming with us, remember?}}
-{{L|Harold|Well, shake a leg boys. The Great Barrier Reef isn't gonna visit itself!}}
+{{L|Harold|Well, shake a leg, boys. The Great Barrier Reef isn't gonna visit itself!}}
-{{L|Margaret|Your father's right son!}}
+{{L|Margaret|Your father's right, son!}}
 {{L|Harold|''[Muttering]'' They know I'm right...}}
 {{L|''[Cuts to the family driving.]''}}
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 {{L|Harold| Egad!}}
-*''[Car spins out of control, crashing into a sign for The Great Barrier Reef. The car crashes in the Outskirts Outlet Mega Mall, bouncing through. The car goes down the escelator, while a tan female fish looks over at the car, and doesn't seem to care. The car then crashes out of the mall, flying through the air, and landing on a race track. The car bounces off of a siren, and then circles the track. The car crosses the finish line, and wins the race. The crowd cheers, and the car crashes through the trophies, exiting the race. The car leaves the ocean, and flies into the air, eventually flying through space. The car hits the cow that jumped over the moon, and falls back down into the ocean. The car crashes between a multitude of rocks, before landing back on the road, and driving away with Patrick now inside.]''
+*''[Car spins out of control, crashing into a sign for The Great Barrier Reef. The car crashes in the Outskirts Outlet Mega Mall, bouncing through. The car goes down the escalator, while a tan female fish looks over at the car, and doesn't seem to care. The car then crashes out of the mall, flying through the air, and landing on a race track. The car bounces off of a siren, and then circles the track. The car crosses the finish line, and wins the race. The crowd cheers, and the car crashes through the trophies, exiting the race. The car leaves the ocean, and flies into the air, eventually flying through space. The car hits the cow that jumped over the moon, and falls back down into the ocean. The car crashes between a multitude of rocks, before landing back on the road, and driving away with Patrick now inside.]''
 {{L|SpongeBob| Maybe we should just sing the road song.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob| Patrick! I'm coming!}}
-*''(SpongeBob and Patrick slides down the water slide, screaming, while going down multiple sharp turns. SpongeBob and Patrick end up in a puddle)''
+*''(SpongeBob and Patrick slide down the water slide, screaming, while going down multiple sharp turns. SpongeBob and Patrick end up in a puddle)''
 {{L|SpongeBob| Patrick?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob| It's getting closer! ''(SpongeBob and Patrick almost fall of cliff)'' Oh no! It's a sheer drop-off! What do we do?}}
-{{L|Patrick| Don't ask me! I don't remember "being eaten alive" on this trips itinerary.}}
+{{L|Patrick| Don't ask me! I don't remember "being eaten alive" on this trip's itinerary.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob| I'm too young to be digested! ''(Jumps onto Patrick, crying)''}}
 {{L|Patrick| Wait SpongeBob! I know how to get us out of this!}}
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 *''(SpongeBob and Patrick fall, Patrick grabs onto SpongeBob's legs)''
-{{L|Patrick| SpongeBob, as much as I'd like to stay and hang around, I'm not sure nows the time.}}
+{{L|Patrick| SpongeBob, as much as I'd like to stay and hang around, I'm not sure now's the time.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob| I know Patrick, but now it seems to be- ''(Hands slip, SpongeBob starts hyperventilating)'' Our best possible course of action!}}
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 {{L|Patrick| SpongeBob no!}}
-*(Cuts to Patrick spelling his name in the sand, SpongeBob enters crying and carrying multiple shopping bags")
+*(Cuts to Patrick spelling his name in the sand, SpongeBob enters crying and carrying multiple shopping bags)
 {{L|Patrick| SpongeBob!}}