Crossing the Street/transcript

• SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquarePants at your service, for I am an honorary crossing guard. [Takes the old ladys hand and begins leading her across the street, with a stop sign in his other hand. Cars crash into each other.]
• Old Lady: I don't...
• SpongeBob: You're safe with me.
• Old Lady: You made me miss my bus!
• SpongeBob: Well see about that! [Gets the old lady on his back and runs after the bus. He trips and the old lady is sent flying. Eventually, she lands on the bus.]
• Old Lady: Thank you, SpongeBob!
• SpongeBob: You're wel... [He is run over by a bus.] You're welcome.