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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, uhh, I was thinking more along the lines of live entertainment. ''[Squidward gasps]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, uhh, I was thinking more along the lines of live entertainment. ''[Squidward gasps]''}}
{{L|Squidward|That's it, a floor show! Wait, a talent show! With your host, me! ''[runs up to Mr. Krabs with stars in his eyes]'' This is the moment I've... I mean, we've been dreaming of. Think of it, Mr. Krabs, you will be responsible for bringing culture to this cultural wasteland we call Bikini Bottom! And not to mention, the money.}}
{{L|Squidward|That's it, a floor show! Wait, a talent show! With your host, me! ''[runs up to Mr. Krabs with stars in his eyes]'' This is the moment I've... I mean, we've been dreaming of. Think of it, Mr. Krabs, you will be responsible for bringing culture to this cultural wasteland we call Bikini Bottom! And not to mention, the money.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The money? ''[Squidward lying on the table]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The money? ''[Squidward is lying on the table]''}}
{{L|Squidward|And I can see it now... your daughter Pearl, her name up in lights.}}
{{L|Squidward|And I can see it now... your daughter Pearl, her name up in lights.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs looks at his picture of him and Pearl]'' Little Pearly... a star?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs looks at his picture of him and Pearl]'' Little Pearly... a star?}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[checks his watch]'' Come on, come on, Ginsburg, if he doesn't hurry it up, we're not going to have time for the best act... me! ''[SpongeBob walks up]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[checks his watch]'' Come on, come on, Ginsburg, if he doesn't hurry it up, we're not going to have time for the best act... me! ''[SpongeBob walks up]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, should I use Mr. Cleanser or Dr. Clean?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, should I use Mr. Cleanser or Dr. Clean?}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes. ''[audience applauds as curtain opens revealing Plankton in a magician costume and a sign that says 'The Amazing Plankton!!!']''}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes. ''[audience applauds as curtain opens revealing Plankton in a magician costume and a sign that says 'The Amazing Plankton!']''}}
{{L|Plankton|I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation... ''[turns his wand into flowers]'' ...will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes. ''[throw the flowers aside]'' First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience. ''[jumps onto a table and grabs the Krabby Patty from the customer. Runs toward the door but Mr. Krabs stops Plankton]''}}
{{L|Plankton|I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation... ''[turns his wand into flowers]'' ...will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes. ''[throw the flowers aside]'' First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience. ''[jumps onto a table and grabs the Krabby Patty from the customer. Runs toward the door but Mr. Krabs stops Plankton]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nice try. Your act's over, bub. ''[grabs the patty]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nice try. Your act's over, bub. ''[grabs the patty]''}}

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