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-{{L|''[No customers are at the Krusty Krab as Mr. Krabs is holding a FREE sign for the salad bar, Squidward is reading a ballet magazine and imagining his head on the dancers, and SpongeBob is wiping dust off tables]''}}
+{{L|''[No customers are at the Krusty Krab as Mr. Krabs is holding a 'FREE' sign for the salad bar, Squidward is reading a ballet magazine and imagining his head on the dancers, and SpongeBob is wiping dust off tables.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|I just don't get it. If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers, what will?! ''[Squidward is dancing]'' Squidward!}}
+{{L|''[Closer shot of Mr. Krabs holding a 'FREE' sign for the salad bar, attempting to retain his smile. Piece of paper flies through the open door of the Krusty Krab.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Yes, sir?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm... I just don't get it. If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers, what will?! ''[Squidward is dancing]'' Squidward!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Uh-uh... Yes, sir?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|There's gonna be some changes around here. ''[Customer walks in. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' A customer! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! ''[runs up to the customer with a chair and seats him. Brings him back to the table]'' SpongeBob, cater to his every whim. And don't screw this one up.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, ''you'' are the captain, and I am your cabin boy. You just say the word and I will throw myself in the brig! May I take your order?}}
 {{L|Francis|All I wanted was change for the payphone. ''[shows the dollar]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change]'' Monsieur's change. ''[snaps his fingers]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Aye-aye, sir! ''[runs off quickly and comes back with change. Talking in a French accent]'' Monsieur's change. ''[snaps his fingers]''}}
 {{L|Francis|Thanks. ''[laughs nervously and leaves a penny on the table]'' Here you go. ''[runs off as Mr. Krabs smells the penny]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah! ''[jumps on it. Later, Mr. Krabs' puts the penny away in his safe in his office and is with Squidward and SpongeBob]'' Now as you may have noticed, profits are way down this month. ''[pulls down a chart with zig-zag lines going down and his eyes sticking out on each side]'' We've got to think of a gimmick to bring in customers. ''[pulls the chart up]'' Do you lubbers have any ideas?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I've got one! ''[takes out a tray with a soda and a pair of socks on it]'' A free pair of socks with every purchase! Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... ''[talks with mouth full of clams]'' ...gets a free drink! Huh? Huh?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, uhh, I was thinking more along the lines of live entertainment. ''[Squidward gasps]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|That's it, a floor show! Wait, a talent show! With your host, me! ''[runs up to Mr. Krabs with stars in his eyes]'' This is the moment I've... I mean, we've been dreaming of. Think of it, Mr. Krabs, you will be responsible for bringing culture to this cultural wasteland we call Bikini Bottom! And not to mention, the money.}}
+{{L|Squidward|That's it, a floor show! Wait, a talent show! With your host, me! ''[runs up to Mr. Krabs with stars in his eyes]'' This is the moment I've... ''[eyes return to normal]'' I mean, we've been dreaming of. Think of it, Mr. Krabs, you will be responsible for bringing culture to this cultural wasteland we call Bikini Bottom! And not to mention, the money.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|The money? ''[Squidward is lying on the table]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|And I can see it now... your daughter Pearl, her name up in lights.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs looks at his picture of him and Pearl]'' Little Pearly... a star?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hoppin' clams! A talent show! I'm talented! I'd better call my folks! ''[runs off as Squidward and Mr. Krabs shake hands]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, you've got a deal. Make my little girl a star! ''[later, the restaurant is being redecorated for the show]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, you've got a deal. Make my little girl a star! ''[later, the restaurant is being redecorated for the show. Squidward is writing notes on a notepad.]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, what time am I going on?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Going on what?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Ok, I get it. Don't worry, Squidward, I'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever!}}
 {{L|Squidward|I can hardly wait. ''[SpongeBob runs off]'' Phew. The only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. ''[laughs]'' Tennis shoes. I crack myself up. ''[now the night of the talent show where people are outside conducting interviews and people inside are talking and getting set-up]''}}
+{{L|Lisa|''[Talking in the background]'' We are now at the Krusty Krab Talent Show featuring the finest talent in the town...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[peeks out from behind the curtain]'' Wow! A full house! ''[gasps]'' There's Mom and Dad! They are gonna be so proud! ''[Mr. Krabs shakes Mr. SquarePants' hand]''}}
 {{L|Mr Krabs|Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Ok, you get to mop up afterwards. ''[hands SpongeBob a mop]'' Now will you stop bugging me? ''[walks off]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|So, this is what it feels like... the big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny! ''[show starts and crowd applauds. Squidward comes out and gets the cue cards that are in his tuxedo]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Good evening and welcome to the 1st annual Squidward Tentacles Talent Show. Sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, because no one else would give it a home. ''[Patrick laughs]'' Thank you. Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well. ''[Patrick laughs]'' Put your fins together for... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Put your... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Put... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Pearl. ''[crowd claps as curtain rises for Pearl, dressed in cheerleader uniform]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Good evening and welcome to the 1st annual Squidward Tentacles Talent Show. Sponsored by the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, because no one else would give it a home. ''[Patrick laughs]'' Thank you. Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well. ''[Patrick laughs again]'' Put your fins together for... ''[Patrick cracks up laughing very hard. Bashes on the table with laughter, shaking dinnerware. He falls off his chair]'' Put your... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Put... ''[Patrick laughs]'' Pearl. ''[crowd claps as curtain rises for Pearl, dressed in cheerleader uniform]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hooray! My little girl is finally a star.}}
 {{L|Pearl|Give me a K-R-U! ''[jumps up and down on the stage causing the crowd to fly up and down with her]'' Give me a S-T-Y! ''[jumps up and down again]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]'' Krusty Krab! ''[jumps up and down]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's what I call talent! ''[Krusty Krab floor is destroyed]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs, Patrick, and SpongeBob's parents get tossed up and down. Mr. Krabs appear happy.]'' That's what I call talent! ''[Krusty Krab floor is destroyed]''}}
-{{L|Pearl|Thank you! Thank you, thank you! ''[Squidward closes curtain and as he is lowering the rope, SpongeBob is tied to it holding a mop and a bucket of water]''}}
+{{L|Pearl|Thank you! Thank you, thank you! ''[Squidward closes curtain and as he is lowering the rope, SpongeBob is tied to it holding a mop and a bucket of water.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, listen, what do you think? When I mop, should I go forward and back? No, no, side to side. ''[Squidward lets the rope go and sends SpongeBob flying up. Then he walks back out on the stage]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[Screams in shock]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, listen, what do you think? When I mop, should I go forward and back? No, no wait, side to side. ''[Squidward lets the rope go and sends SpongeBob flying up. Then he walks back out on the stage]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|And now, poetry. ''[walks backstage but peeks his head through the curtain]'' By Gary. ''[curtain opens. Gary is on a stool]''}}
-{{L|Gary|Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.}}
+{{L|Gary|''[clears throat]'' Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.}}
 {{L|Sandy|He has such a way with words.}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[checks his watch]'' Come on, come on, Ginsburg, if he doesn't hurry it up, we're not going to have time for the best act... me! ''[SpongeBob walks up]''}}
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 {{L|Plankton|I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation... ''[turns his wand into flowers]'' ...will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes. ''[throw the flowers aside]'' First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience. ''[jumps onto a table and grabs the Krabby Patty from the customer. Runs toward the door but Mr. Krabs stops Plankton]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Nice try. Your act's over, bub. ''[grabs the patty]''}}
-{{L|Plankton|You may win this time. She-hah-kazeek! ''[he claps his hands and ignites into a puff of smoke. The smoke clears and he is completely charred]'' Well, this stinks. ''[he walks off and is booed. Mr. Krabs runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|You may win this time. She-hah-kazeek! ''[he claps his hands and ignites into a mini-explosion. The smoke from the explosion clears and he is completely charred]'' Well, this stinks. ''[he walks off and is booed. Mr. Krabs runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! This show is a disaster! You're ruining me!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! ''[Literally races towards him, like an overspeeding race car]'' This show is a disaster! You're ruining me!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Now, now, don't you worry, Mr Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|For your sake, I hope you're right. ''[bunch of spot lights gleam around Krusty Krab]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for the incomparable Squidward! ''['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights. Curtain opens and the background is a canyon. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for the incomparable Squidward! ''['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights. Curtain opens and the background shows a canyon. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.]''}}
 {{L|Fish|What the?!}}
 {{L|''[Squidward continues to dance weirdly. Crowd boos and pelts tomatoes at Squidward]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, can I go on now?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Yeah, show's over! ''[crown continues booing as SpongeBob walks out and mops up the tomatoes. Crowd gets interested in this and applauds at him]''}}
-{{L|Crowd|Hey, yeah. That's really not bad. I like that. Alright! [SpongeBob briefly stops mopping and the crowd becomes silent. He then starts mopping faster getting even more applause. He then leaves stage right and the applause stops. He peeks from where he left and mops the floor while leaving stage left which starts the applause again. He waves goodbye to the crowd]}}
+{{L|Crowd|Hey, yeah. That's really not bad. I like that. Alright! ''[SpongeBob briefly stops mopping and the crowd becomes silent. He then starts mopping faster getting even more applause. He then leaves stage right and the applause stops. He peeks from where he left and mops the floor while leaving stage left which starts the applause again. He waves goodbye to the crowd]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|They want an encore! ''[pushes SpongeBob away]'' Stand aside, SpongeBob! ''[Squidward jumps out and the crowd grows silent. He goes backstage and SpongeBob comes back out mopping and crowd cheers again. SpongeBob leaves stage left as Squidward jumps out again and the crowd instantly becomes silent again. Squidward goes backstage and grabs SpongeBob. Then shows the crowd SpongeBob and they cheer. Then he puts his own head through the curtain and the crowd goes silent. SpongeBob's arm gets a cheer but Squidward's doesn't. SpongeBob's leg is shown then curtain rises and SpongeBob is mopping. Curtain closes then opens to reveal Squidward mopping and the crowd goes silent. Squidward stops and he is angry. He tries to mop somewhere else to impress them. He then raises his hands up in a ta-da moment, but someone in the crowd then throws a tomato and SpongeBob sweeps it up as the crowd cheers. Backstage, Mr. and Mrs. SquarePants bring Mr. Krabs up in a wheelbarrow full of money]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|They want an encore! ''[pushes SpongeBob away]'' Stand aside, SpongeBob! ''[Squidward jumps out and the crowd grows silent. He goes backstage and SpongeBob comes back out mopping and crowd cheers again. SpongeBob leaves stage left as Squidward jumps out again and the crowd instantly becomes silent again. Squidward is angry.]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidward goes backstage and grabs SpongeBob. Then shows the crowd SpongeBob and they cheer. Then he puts his own head through the curtain and the crowd goes silent.]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob's arm gets a cheer but Squidward's doesn't. SpongeBob's leg is shown then curtain rises and SpongeBob is mopping. Curtain closes then opens to reveal Squidward mopping and the crowd goes silent.]''}}
+{{L|''[Squidward stops and he is angry. He tries to mop somewhere else to impress them. He then raises his hands up in a ta-da moment, but someone in the crowd then throws a tomato and SpongeBob sweeps it up as the crowd cheers. Backstage, Mr. and Mrs. SquarePants bring Mr. Krabs up in a wheelbarrow full of money]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|You did it, Squidward! What a great show!}}
 {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, my son's a star!}}
 {{L|Mr. SquarePants|Who ever knew he had such talent.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be needing another wheelbarrow for next week's show! ''[crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob]''}}