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{{L|''[The episode opens at the Reef Theater, where SpongeBob and Patrick approach the snack booth.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| I love going to the movies. The sticky floors that make me feel grounded.}}
{{L|Patrick|I can't wait for you to see this movie, SpongeBob. It's the funniest thing I've never seen in your life. There's this one part where this guy... ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Two combos, please.}}
{{L|Patrick| ...is wearing a hat. ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBo|No spoilers, Patrick.}}
{{L|''[Their feet stick to the floor as SpongeBob and Patrick find their seats.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|"Prudence in Love"? That doesn't sound funny. Patrick, are you sure we're in the right theater?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Shh!}}
{{L|''[The scene cuts to black and white footage showcasing a Victorian man and women.]''}}
{{L|Nathaniel|I love you Prudence.}}
{{L|Prudence|And I love you Nathaniel.}}
{{L|Nathaniel|But I love you more, Prudence.}}
{{L|Prudence|Then I love you slightly more than that, Nathaniel.}}
{{L|Nathaniel|It's not a competition, Prudence.}}
{{L|Prudence| But if it were, I'd be winning.}}
{{L|''[The scene cuts back to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, this is so sweet. ''[whispers]'' But it's not funny.}}
{{L|''[Patrick starts laughing.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob:''' But your laughter is so infectious [he starts laughing with Patrick, and everyone in the theater glares at them]'' }}
{{L|French Narrator| ''[the scene fades into SpongeBob's brain as a gear stick being shift into high gear]'' And just then, all the years of excessive laughing finally took their toll, and SpongeBob's funny bone got stuck in high gear.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob continues laughing.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|It's not that funny, SpongeBob.}}
{{L|''[The actors glare onscreen.]''}}
{{L|Prudence|Hey, what are you laughing at? This is a melodrama, not a comedy.}}
{{L|Nathaniel|Yes! Take a hike, Chuckles.}}
{{L|''[Everyone in the theater boos at SpongeBob.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Can you believe this guy, laughing all thorough the movie like that?}}
{{L|Usher|Who is making all that noise?}}
{{L|''[A flashlight shines at SpongeBob.]''}}
{{L|Usher|All right, laughing boy, take your hardy har hars outside!}}
{{L|''[The audience starts cheering.]''}}
{{L|''[The usher kicks SpongeBob out of the theater. He lands in a dumpster, then emerges while still laughing.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? Uh-oh. Why can't-- Why can't I stop laughing?}}


''[At the Reef Theater, SpongeBob and Patrick approach the snack booth.]''
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'''SpongeBob:''' I love going to the movies. The sticky floors that make me feel grounded.
 
'''Patrick:''' I can't wait for you to see this movie, SpongeBob. It's the funniest thing I've never seen in your life. There's this one part where this guy... ''[laughs]''
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Two combos, please.
 
'''Patrick:''' ...is wearing a hat. ''[laughs]''
 
'''SpongeBob:''' No spoilers, Patrick.
 
''[Their feet stick to the floor as SpongeBob and Patrick find their seats.]''
 
'''SpongeBob:''' ''Prudence in Love''? That doesn't sound funny. Patrick, are you sure we're in the right theater?
 
'''Patrick:''' ''[laughs]'' Shh!
 
''[Black and white footage shows a Victorian man and women.]''
 
'''Nathaniel:''' I love you Prudence.
 
'''Prudence:''' And I love you Nathaniel.
 
'''Nathaniel:''' But I love you more, Prudence.
 
'''Prudence:''' Then I love you slightly more then that, Nathaniel.
 
'''Nathaniel:''' It's not a competition, Prudence.
 
'''Prudence:''' But if it were, I'd be winning.
 
''[Back to SpongeBob and Patrick.]''
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Aw, this is so sweet. ''[whispers]'' But it's not funny.
 
[Patrick ''laughs.]''
 
'''SpongeBob:''' But your laughter is so infectious.
 
''[SpongeBob starts laughing with Patrick.]''
 
''[Everyone in the theater glares at SpongeBob and Patrick.]''
 
'''French Narrator:''' And just then, all the years of excessive laughing finally took their toll, and SpongeBob's funny bone got stuck in high gear.
 
''[SpongeBob continues laughing.]''
 
'''Patrick:''' It's not that funny, SpongeBob.
 
''[The actors glare onscreen.]''
 
'''Prudence:''' Hey, what are you laughing at? This is a melodrama, not a comedy.
 
'''Nathaniel:''' Yes! Take a hike, Chuckles.
 
''[Everyone in the theater boos at SpongeBob.]''
 
'''Patrick:''' Can you believe this guy, laughing all thorough the movie like that?
 
'''Usher:''' Who is making all that noise?
 
''[A flashlight shines at SpongeBob.]''
 
'''Usher:''' All right, laughing boy, take your hardy har hars outside!
 
''[The audience starts cheering.]''
 
''[The usher kicks SpongeBob out of the theater. He lands in a dumpster, then emerges while still laughing.]''
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Huh? Uh-oh. Why can't-- Why can't I stop laughing?

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