Accidents Will Happen/transcript: Difference between revisions

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Template:EpisodeTr/153a Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L [comes back to Squidward with a pillow. He places the pillow on Squidward's back] {{L|Squidward|And another one for my foot. Template:L {{L|Squidward|Fluff it. Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L {{L|Mr. Krabs|[irritated tone]] What can I do for you? {{L|Squidward|Just one more thing. I'm afraid you'll have to take over for me today. {{L|Mr. Krabs|WHAT!? Nooo! Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L {{L|SpongeBob|This just isn't adding up. {{L|Patrick|[sits up] Pudding? Template:L[cut to inside the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs massages Squidward's tentacles using the fry grease] Template:L Template:L {{L|Frankie Billy|Anybody at all? Hmm, maybe they're on their lunch bre--[Mr. Krabs reaches into Frankie Billy's pocket, pulling out the money, walks into the kitchen to prepare a Krabby Patty, then comes out to present a Patty covered in fry grease] Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L {{L|Patrick|Uh, breakfast, green, Finland. Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L

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 {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry excuse for a cash-?" Oooooh! You mean Squidward.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. WHERE IS HE?!}}
-{{L|SpongeBopattys in the storage room. Says he's working on something requiring... ''[in a whisper]'' ...complete privacy.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|He's in the storage room. Says he's working on something requiring... ''[in a whisper]'' ...complete privacy.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh. He requires ''[privacy]'', does he? ''[the sound of a chain snapping is heard, followed by a loud crash. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs burst into the storage room]'' What's all the ruckus?! ''[A shelf has partially collapsed, and there are buns scattered in a heap all over the floor. Squidward emerges from the pile, rubbing his head and groaning. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' Oh no! Please, no! This is terrible! ''[he bursts into tears]'' Are you hurt?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Oh, well. Thank you for ask-}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|It's all right here, Mr. Krabs.''[Mr. Krabs turns and looks as SpongeBob moves some boxes aside to reveal a poster with "OWS" written on it]'' The Bikini Bottom OWS Worker Safety Guidelines. Let's see, it says here...blah blah blah blah, accident... blah blah blah blah, owner negligence... blah blah blah blah, substantial fines.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Substantial fines?! ''[he turns back to Squidward, laughing nervously]'' You know, Squidward... uh... I can't really let the OWS hear about this, you know. ''[laughs nervously. Squidward smirks]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Really? Well, maybe I should give them a call. ''[picks up a phone]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Really? Maybe I should give them a call. ''[picks up a phone]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well now, Squidward! ''[laughs nervously]'' Let's not be hasty! ''[Squidward puts down the phone]'' I'll take care of your poor little ankle personally. ''[he turns around]'' SpongeBob! Squidward needs first aid ''[SpongeBob looks delighted]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now now, Squidward! ''[laughs nervously]'' Let's not be hasty! ''[Squidward puts down the phone]'' I'll take care of your poor little ankle personally. ''[he turns around]'' SpongeBob! Squidward needs first aid! ''[SpongeBob looks delighted]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|First aid? Fear not, injured co-worker, ''[he runs over to Squidward, now wearing a hospital hat and jacket and a stethoscope]'' for I am certified.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Oh, no no no, don't touch me! ''[SpongeBob grabs Squidward's nose and runs his stethoscope over it]'' SpongeBob, would you mind letting go of my nose?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure. ''[he lets go of Squidward's nose, and it flies back, hitting Squidward]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Ow! [''he takes the end of SpongeBob's stethoscope and shouts into the end of it''] GET AWAY FROM ME!!! Well, this is it! I'm reporting you to the OWS!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Ow! [''he takes the end of SpongeBob's stethoscope and shouts into the end of it''] GET AWAY FROM ME!!! ''[SpongeBob shakes from the yell and hits his eardrums to make it stop]'' Well, this is it! I am reporting you to the OWS!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Please don't report me to the OWS. I'll do anything. Anything for you.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Please don't report me to the OWS. I'll do anything. Anything at all ya ask.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hmm? Anything? ''[cuts to scene where Mr. Krabs lays Squidward down]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now if you need anything, just let me know.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now if you want anything, just ask. ''[laughs nervously then walks away]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|I could sure use a pillow.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ok.}}
+''[comes back to Squidward with a pillow. He places the pillow on Squidward's back]''
-{{L|Squidward|And another one for my foot. Fluff it.}}
+{{L|Squidward|And another one for my foot.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, sure thing. ''[comes back with another pillow which is placed under Squidward's twisted foot]'' Okay, if that's all, I'll just get back to me--}}
+{{L|Squidward|Fluff it.
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angered]'' What did you say?}}
 {{L|Squidward|I said, "fluff it."}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[mocking tone]'' fluff your pillow, I'll fluff your pillow.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[mocking tone]'' Fluff my pillow, I'll fluff your pillow. ''[Krabs angrily fluffs the pillow for Squidward]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[angered]'' What?}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[angered]'' What's that?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh nothing.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, uh, I said, uh, will there be anything else, Mr. Squidward?}}
-{{L|Squidward|And also, looks like you'll have to take over for me.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[relaxes on his pillow]''No thanks. That should do it. ''[Krabs walks away]'' Oh, Krab-sy!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, at least there's not that much customers anyway. ''[anchovies meep]'' Of course. ''[cuts to seen where SpongeBob holds a clipboard.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[irritated tone]]'' What can I do for you?
-{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, I finished the OWS report. Question 1: Was the accident the cause of criminal negligence. ''[Mr. Krabs screams]'' Mr. Krabs, what is criminal negligence.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Just one more thing. I'm afraid you'll have to take over for me today.
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|It's what criminals wear when they go to bed. ''[whispering]'' I'm I think Mr. Squidward is hiding something from us, and I want you to figure out what it is.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|WHAT!? Nooo!
-{{L|SpongeBob|Can do, Mr. Krabs.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Oh, that's too bad. It looks like my twisted ankle may become a 'permanent injury'.
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh. ''[whispering]'' You gotta keep it a secret from Squidward. ''[Cuts to scene where SpongeBob tries to figure out the cause of the accident]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cringes]'' Well, that would be an even bigger fine. You just sit back down and relax. We don't want you being injured any further. ''[chuckles nervously, then walks away]'' That was close. Well, at least the Krusty Krab isn't very busy today. ''[anchovies meep]'' Of course. ''[cuts to scene where SpongeBob holds a clipboard.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm? Huh? If I'm gonna solve this problem, I'm gonna need an assistant. ''[Cuts to scene where Patrick is shown]'' Ok, when you take a bun, I'm gonna hit you with the shelf. ''[Patrick shouts]'' Looks like we'll have to do it again.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Mr. Krabs, I have the OWS accident report form to fill out. Let's see, Question 1: Was the accident the result of criminal negligence? ''[Mr. Krabs screams]'' Mr. Krabs, what is criminal negligence?}}
-{{L|Patrick|Uhh, do what again? Ow!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes the clipboard from SpongeBob]'' It's what criminals wear to bed. Don't worry about that. We don't need to bother those nice folks over at the OWS. We can do our own investigation.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Ok, one more time.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you mean we should find out if you're criminally negligent.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Ow! ''[cuts to scene where Squidward relaxes on Krusty Krab roof]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, no, not exactly, what I mean is... ''[leans towards SpongeBob and whispers]'' I think Mr. Squidward is hiding something, and I want you to investigate.}}
-{{L|Squidward|After tea, I'd like a tentacle massage.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir, Mr. Krabs.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh. ''[whispering]'' You gotta keep it a secret from Squidward. }}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Can do, Mr. Krabs.}} ''[Cuts to scene where SpongeBob tries to figure out the cause of the accident]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm? Huh? If I'm gonna get to the bottom of this, I'm gonna need some help. ''[Cuts to scene where Patrick is shown]'' Ok, you stand here ''[places Patrick next to the shelf, then places a few buns on top]'' Now, pretend you're Squidward and reach for a bun. ''[Patrick does so]'' And I'll simulate the shelf hitting Squidward. ''[slams the shelf into Patrick, who screams and stumbles around, dizzy, before falling over]'' Hmm, we seem to be missing something. Well, we'll have to do it again.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Uhh, do what again? ''[cut to outside of the scene]'' Ow!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Darn, one more time.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Ow! ''[cuts to scene where Squidward relaxes on Krusty Krab roof. Mr. Krabs comes to the roof with a tea kit in his hand]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Oh, Krabsy, after tea, I think a full tentacle massage would be an order.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I ain't touching your tentacles with a 10-ft pole...}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[on phone]'' Hello, Office Workers Safety Department....''[Mr. Krabs jumps at Squidward ripping the phone out of his hand. Then appearing to eat it.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[on phone]'' Hello, Office Workers Safety Department....''[Mr. Krabs jumps at Squidward ripping the phone out of his hand, then eats it.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be right back. How's the solution coming?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chuckles nervously]'' I'll go get the massage oil now. ''[runs inside; cut to the storage room]'' Boy, we got anything?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Not happening yet, but we're working on it. ''[Mr. Krabs sighs]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Not yet, Mr. Krabs. ''[Mr. Krabs  groans; takes a bucket of fry grease]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[clearing throat]'' I'm waiting!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Coming!}}
-{{L|Frankie Billy|''[clearing throat]'' Anybody there? Hello?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|This just isn't adding up.
+{{L|Patrick|''[sits up]'' Pudding?
+{{L|SpongeBob|We must be missing something. Patrick, we're going to need help even more expert than you.}}''[cut to inside the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs massages Squidward's tentacles using the fry grease]''
+{{L|Frankie Billy| Um, hello? Anybody here?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angered, muttering]'' Oh, for the love of peat moss.}}
-{{L|Frankie Billy|Uh aren't you gonna wash your......''[groaning]''}}
+{{L|Frankie Billy|Anybody at all? Hmm, maybe they're on their lunch bre--''[Mr. Krabs reaches into Frankie Billy's pocket, pulling out the money, walks into the kitchen to prepare a Krabby Patty, then comes out to present a Patty covered in fry grease]''
+{{L|Frankie Billy|Um, aren't you gonna wash your......''[Mr. Krabs shoves the greasy Krabby Patty into Frankie Billy's mouth; Frankie Billy groans in pain as he holds his stomach]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|How long do I need to keep this up?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Oh, it's gonna be a long full recovery. Time to pop my back barnacles. ''[Mr. Krabs screams & then cries]'' ''[customers mutter in anger]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Oh, it's gonna be a long, slow recovery. Time to pop my back barnacles. ''[Mr. Krabs screams as Squidward's back barnacles are showm & then cries]'' ''[customers mutter in anger]''}}
-{{L|OWS Manager|Office Working Safety Department.}}
+{{L|OWS Manager|Office Workers Safety Department. I'm here to investigate the accident.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Squidward, after all I've done for you, you've called the OWS.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Oh, no!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|He didn't call him Mr. Krabs, we did. We some help with the investigation. Right Patrick?}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[sitting up]'' Oh, yes!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Uh, breakfast, green, Finland. ''[cuts to scene where they all investigate the accident]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, after all I've done for you, you've called the OWS.}}
-{{L|OWS Manager|So, this is where the accident occurred. Can anyone tell me what happened.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|He didn't call them, Mr. Krabs, we did. I needed help investigating the accident. Right, buddy?}}
-{{L|Squidward|I'll be glad to. ''[in despair]'' I mean, I can live the whole tragic episode, if I must. It was just another day at the Krusty Krab, I was at the register, giving it a nice shine between orders, when something a patty bun with 10 seeds, instead of 11. Now I wasn't about to stand by and watch a customer go without all his guaranteed nutrients and  vitamins. So I stung in to action."}}
+{{L|Patrick|Uh, breakfast, green, Finland.
-{{L|Squidward|"Excuse me, sir.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Well I, for one, plan to give him my full cooperation. ''[seen in a wheelchair with casts around his head, his arm, and one of his legs]'' Anything I can do, inspector? ''[smiles at Mr. Krabs, who fumes with anger; cuts to scene where they all investigate the accident]''}}
-{{L|Frankie Billy|What a nice and charming individual.}}
+{{L|OWS Manager|So, this is where the accident occured. Can anyone tell me what happened?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Thats when I entered the back room get a new bun, and just when I was about to reach one, I heard a slight creek. The chained snapped, and then, wham! I I lay on the floor for nearly six hours crying softly for help. ''[crying]'' Help! H-help! Help.  But the worst part was that I didn't get that kind gentleman his new bun.}}
+{{L|Squidward|I'll be glad to. ''[in despair]'' I mean, I can re-live the whole tragic episode, if I must. ''[struggles to get up from the wheelchair]'' It was just another day at the Krusty Krab. I was at the register, giving it a nice shining between orders, when something caught my eye; a patty bun with 10 seeds, instead of 11. I wasn't about to stand idly by and allow a customer go without all his guaranteed nutrients and vitamins. "I must replace it with a proper bun!", I said. I dashed into action."}}
-{{L|OWS Manager|Oh, I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved. ''[types random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries]'' One... dollar!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Excuse me, sir.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[blinking, gasping]'' No!! Oh, Why, why, why?! ''[gasps]'' Hold on a sec. That's my security surveillance camera.}}
+{{L|Frankie Billy|What a diligent and charming individual.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Thats when I entered the back room to grab a new bun. Just as I was about to reach for one, I heard a slight creek, and that's when the chain snapped, and then, slam! My heroic and brave actions were halted by an unsafe shelf. Disoriented and in pain, I collapsed, and lay for nearly six hours crying softly for help. ''[crying]'' Help! H-help! Help.  The worst part, though, is...is that I didn't get that kind gentleman his new bun.}}
+{{L|OWS Manager|Hmmm, I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved. ''[types random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries]'' One... dollar!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[blinking, sobbing]'' No!! Why, why, why?! Huh? ''[scene zooms out to reveal a surveillance camera]'' What's this? Hold on a second. Me video surveillance camera!}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[shocked]'' WHAT?!?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|I yeah I forgot. I borrowed that from the airport. Now, let's see what really happened here. ''[Squidward is going to the bun shelf, but what he does is sleep on it, soon the chain breaks and Squidward falls unharmed under the buns, Mr. Krabs gasps]'' You faker! Not to mention that you were sleeping on the job! ''[sighs deeply, forcing Squidward to the ground]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I forgot. I, uh, um, borrowed that from the airport. Now, let's see what really happened here. ''[Mr. Krabs comes back with the recording tape from the surveillance. Squidward is seen going to the bun shelf, but what he does is sleep on it, soon the chain breaks and Squidward falls unharmed under the buns, Mr. Krabs gasps]'' You faker! Not to mention you were sleeping on the job! ''[sighs deeply, forcing Squidward to the ground]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|What are you going to do to me?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna make you pay.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Oh, no! ''[cuts to scene where Krabs gets pampered. Krabs sighs. Squid gasps. When Squidward starts to pop some of the barnacles on Mr. Krabs back he screams in sorrow.]''}}