Accidents Will Happen/transcript: Difference between revisions

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[Mr. Krabs comes back to Squidward with a pillow. He places the pillow on Squidward's back]

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Squidward: Oh, that's too bad. It looks like my twisted ankle may become a 'permanent injury'.

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Mr. Krabs: Oh, no...

OWS Manager: [types in random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries] One... Dollar!

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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmmm. Sounds like a mutiny. ''[he goes outside and gasps]'' What the...?! ''[The restaurant is filled with customers shouting angrily]'' What in Neptune's knickers is this?! ''[A customer grabs him]''}}
 {{L|Frank (lifeguard)|Where's the dude in the boat, man? ''Where's the dude in the boat?!''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooooh! You mean Mr. Squidward. ''[he turns and points]'' Well, he's at his post right over the... ''[the wooden boat is empty]'' Where's me cashier?! ''[He looks down at the Frank, who's still holding his arm. He glares at him, and pulls his arm away. Mr. Krabs bursts into the kitchen]'' SpongeBob!! Where in Poseidon's pantyhoes is that sorry excuse for a cashier?!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooooh! You mean Mr. Squidward. ''[he turns and points]'' Well, he's at his post right over the... ''[the wooden boat is empty]'' Where's me cashier?! ''[He looks down at the Frank, who's still holding his arm. He glares at him, and pulls his arm away. Mr. Krabs bursts into the kitchen]'' SpongeBob! Where in Poseidon's pantyhoes is that sorry excuse for a cashier?!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry excuse for a cash-?" Oooooh! You mean Squidward.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. Where is he?!}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Oh, well. Thank you for ask-}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I wasn't talking to you! ''[He picks up some of the buns]'' Don't worry, papa's here. ''[he bursts into tears again]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs? ''[Mr. Krabs continues sobbing]'' Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs sobs even louder]'' Mr. Krabs!! ''[he stops sobbing]'' Your shelf collapsed on me, and I twisted my ankle! ''[He lifts up his tentacle, which is badly twisted]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs? ''[Mr. Krabs continues sobbing]'' Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs sobs even louder]'' Mr. Krabs! ''[he stops sobbing]'' Your shelf collapsed on me, and I twisted my ankle! ''[He lifts up his tentacle, which is badly twisted]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I didn't even know you had ankles.}}
 {{L|Squidward|As if working here wasn't bad enough, now I've been injured on the job.}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Oh, no no no, don't touch me! ''[SpongeBob grabs Squidward's nose and runs his stethoscope over it]'' SpongeBob, would you mind letting go of my nose?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure. ''[he lets go of Squidward's nose, and it flies back, hitting Squidward]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[he takes the end of SpongeBob's stethoscope and shouts into the end of it]'' Get away from me!!! ''[SpongeBob shakes from the yell and hits his eardrums to make it stop]'' Well, this is it! I am reporting you to the OWS!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[he takes the end of SpongeBob's stethoscope and shouts into the end of it]'' Get away from me! ''[SpongeBob shakes from the yell and hits his eardrums to make it stop]'' Well, this is it! I am reporting you to the OWS!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Please don't report me to the OWS. I'll do anything. Anything at all ya ask.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hmm? Anything? ''[cuts to scene where Mr. Krabs lays Squidward down]''}}
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 * '''OWS Manager:''' ''[types in random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries] ''One... Dollar!
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps, blinking, wild sobbing, train bell dings]'' NOOOOOOO!!!!! Why?! Why, why?! Huh? ''[scene zooms out to reveal a surveillance camera]'' What's this? Hold on a second. Me video surveillance camera!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps, blinking, wild sobbing, train bell dings]'' NOOOOOOO! Why?! Why, why?! Huh? ''[scene zooms out to reveal a surveillance camera]'' What's this? Hold on a second. Me video surveillance camera!}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[shocked]'' What?!?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I forgot. I, uh, um, borrowed that from the airport. Now, let's see what really happened here. ''[Mr. Krabs comes back with the recording tape from the surveillance. Squidward is seen going to the bun shelf, but what he does is sleep on it, soon the chain breaks and Squidward falls unharmed under the buns, Mr. Krabs gasps]'' You... f-f-f-f-f-faker! Not to mention you were sleeping on the job! ''[sighs deeply, forcing Squidward to the ground]''}}