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-{{L|''[SpongeBob & Patrick are running through the fields]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are running through the fields]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughing]'' Hurry, Patrick, it's almost time for the joust.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Right behind ya, SpongeBob. ''[giggles then both stop. A castle with a sign that says "Medieval Moments" is seen in front of them. A man blows a trumpet]''}}
-{{L|Speaker|Welcome to Medieval Moments. You're just 20 wizard's paces away from swords, sorcery and bad hygiene. ''[SpongeBob & Patrick run in]''}}
+{{L|Speaker|Welcome to Medieval Moments. You're just 20 wizard's paces away from swords, sorcery and bad hygiene. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick run in]''}}
 {{L|Henchman|Right this way, please.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Excuse my good man, I believe thou meant to say "Righteth this wayeth". ''[both giggle]''}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Me thinks it's mutton-tastic. ''[trumpet sounds]''}}
 {{L|Medieval Queen|Maurice, you're suppose to announce the jousting tournament!}}
-{{L|Medieval King|Good evening, fair patrons of Medieval Moments. By royal decree, we ask that two audience members come forth and participate in the, uhh, royal joust. ''[SpongeBob & Patrick raise their hands]'' Oh, alright. It appears that the pink starfish and the yellow sponge are our lucky contestants tonight. Hoorah.}}
+{{L|Medieval King|Good evening, fair patrons of Medieval Moments. By royal decree, we ask that two audience members come forth and participate in the, uhh, royal joust. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick raise their hands]'' Oh, alright. It appears that the pink starfish and the yellow sponge are our lucky contestants tonight. Hoorah.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Isn't this exciting, Patrick? To think, we'll be watching the joust this close up.}}
 {{L|Royal Henchman|You won't be watching the joust, you're in the joust.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|I don't suppose now would be a good time to ask for a bathroom break! ''[both screaming as SpongeBob hits Patrick clear out of the stadium]'' Patrick! ''[SpongeBob's seahorse throws him out of the stadium]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[lands outside]'' Glad that's over. ''[SpongeBob lands on top of him]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[cavalry riding towards SpongeBob & Patrick]'' Look, some employees from the restaurant came to help us.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[cavalry riding towards SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Look, some employees from the restaurant came to help us.}}
 {{L|Horseman|Arrest these traitors for committing the act of witchcraft by falling from the sky.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[touches the spears point]'' Whoa, they really go that extra mile for authenticity. Salutations fellow knights.}}
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 {{L|Henchman|Your highness, the dungeon master has brought the prisoners you asked for.}}
 {{L|King|Well don't just stand there, send 'em in.}}
-{{L|Henchman|Sure thing, your highness. ''[King Krabs & Pearl look at each other blankly]''}}
+{{L|Henchman|Sure thing, your highness. ''[King Krabs and Pearl look at each other blankly]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Mr. Krabs.}}
 {{L|King|How dare you bark at me in that tone, knave! I am the feared ruler of this kingdom and will be addressed as such.}}
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 {{L|King|Ohh, alright, alright. But this is your last chance, fool.}}
 {{L|Squidly|Oh, thank you sir. Thank you. You won't be disappointed. ♪Oh hear me king for I must sing, how you are the greatest at everything. Like letting a dragon burn down our city, a horrible sight that wasn't pretty. Twas all your fault and tis a pity, you are bad you are to blame, now hang your kingly head in shame ''[Squidly shakes his butt and SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]'' La la la la la la la la la la la!♪}}
-{{L|Squidly, SpongeBob & Patrick|♪The king is bad, the king's to blame, he hangs his kingly head in shame. La la la la la la la la la la la!♪}}
+{{L|Squidly, SpongeBob, and Patrick|♪The king is bad, the king's to blame, he hangs his kingly head in shame. La la la la la la la la la la la!♪}}
 {{L|King|Guards, send these slanderers to the guillotine. ''[shown a guillotine that cuts a pineapple in half]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wait, you don't understand. We're not from here.}}
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 {{L|Dark Knight|Wouldst thou like a little rub down? ''[as she is rubbing SpongeBob turns into dust causing the Dark Knight to cough. SpongeBob appears normal again and karate chops the Dark Knight]'' You have bested me, yellow knight... Strike quick and true, noble sponge...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I don't understand a word you just said! ''[laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real live action squirrel but with the crosses for eyes]'' Uhh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good. Sandy? Sandy…? ''[screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight]'' Patrick, it's working. Do it again. ''[Patrick gathers spit and spits it upon her]''}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|Thou hath spared me kind & noble sponge. And unto thee, I owe a debt of gratitude for I will follow you on your quest to defeat Planktonamor and learn a trifle of that karate.}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|Thou hath spared me kind and noble sponge. And unto thee, I owe a debt of gratitude for I will follow you on your quest to defeat Planktonamor and learn a trifle of that karate.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, karate! ''[karate chops Squidly in half]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|Oweth.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Wait a minute. ''[gets out the jellyfish net and captures the dragon]'' Wow, the boys back home will never believe this.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I'm right here and I don't believe it. ''[dragon zaps his way out of the net]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|No! No! No! No!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|No! No! No! No!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Well, I guess this is it, Pat.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah. Hey, can we eat those Krabby Patties now?}}
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 {{L|King|Order up! ''[flips burger so dragon catches it and eats it]'' Hmmm, I doth wonder if I could sell these, uhh, Krabby Patties. ''[laughs. Squidly plays his clarinet]''}}
 {{L|Citizen|Not that horrible noise.}}
-{{L|Citizen #2|Make it stop! ''[citizen #1 throws a rock through the clarinet which makes Squidly fall down causing the seahorses to launch SpongeBob & Patrick into the air and back down where it is now the present]''}}
+{{L|Citizen #2|Make it stop! ''[citizen #1 throws a rock through the clarinet which makes Squidly fall down causing the seahorses to launch SpongeBob and Patrick into the air and back down where it is now the present]''}}
 {{L|Medieval Queen|Hey kid, are you ok? That was some fall you had.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I guess I shouldn't have agitated that seahorse. That was some dream, huh, Patrick? Patrick?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Try telling that to Squidly. ''[Patrick squished Squidly into an accordion]''}}