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 {{L|Squidly|Perhaps yonder blacksmith can provide some arms for your battle.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|At last, an honest man of the soil. Observe, as a I effortlessly commingle with this brutish native. ''[enters blacksmith shop]'' Greetings, iron man. I am Sir SpongeBob of Bikini… ''[blacksmith grabs SpongeBob with his tongs]'' ...Bottom.}}
-{{L|Blacksmith|I told you people before, I'd have the rent when I have it.}}
+{{L|Blacksmith|I told you people before, I'll have the rent when I have it.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We just wanted to buy some armor.}}
 {{L|Blacksmith|Well, why didn't you just say that? ''[lets SpongeBob go]'' Hmmm, I've got just the thing for you.}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[holding a helmet]'' This is awesome. ''[puts the helmet over his already worn helmet]'' Hey, SpongeBob, get out here! ''[SpongeBob walks out standing on metal legs and wearing a big protective helmet]'' Whoa, SpongeBob, you look incredible.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[holding a helmet]'' This is awesome. ''[puts the helmet over his already worn helmet]'' Hey SpongeBob, get out here! ''[SpongeBob walks out standing on metal legs and wearing a big protective helmet]'' Wow, SpongeBob, you look incredible.}}
 {{L|Blacksmith|And now for the piece de resistance. ''[welds a sword for SpongeBob]'' Your sword, brave knight. Hand-forged from anodized dragon's skin. It is truly a weapon worthy of a knight of your stature.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[struggles]'' A little heavy, isn't it? ''[drops the sword, which pierces through the blacksmith's chest]''}}
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 {{L|Lord Planktonamor|''[looking through a crystal ball]'' This be the legendary prophecy? ''[laughs and Princess Pearl is tied up in rope]'' Oh, that be-eth rich. 'Twould almost insult me were it not so funny.}}
 {{L|Karen the Crystal Ball|Planktonamor, thou art cocky and overly confident with thyself.}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonamor|Trusteth in me, Karen. I doth knowest what I am doing. Come hither, boy. ''[dragon appears]'' Deliver my demands onto his majesty, King Krabs. ''[laughs, then coughs. SpongeBob, Squidly, and Patrick all head to the bridge to stop the evil wizard, but a Dark Knight blocks their path]''}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|Trusteth in me, Karen. I doth knowest what I am doing. Come hither, boy. ''[dragon appears]'' Deliver my demands onto his majesty, in Krabs. ''[laughs, then coughs. SpongeBob, Squidly, and Patrick all head to the bridge to stop the evil wizard, but a Dark Knight blocks their path]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' Halt, who goes there?}}
 {{L|Squidly|Doth my eyes betray me? 'Tis the nefarious dark knight. ♪Oh, dark knight, spare us please, don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. Pray take these two and let me go free and I will give to thee some...cheese! ''[cow makes sounds]''}}
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 {{L|Dark Knight|Wouldst thou like a little rub down? ''[as she is rubbing SpongeBob, it turns into dust causing the Dark Knight to cough. SpongeBob appears normal again and karate chops the Dark Knight]'' You have bested me, yellow knight... Strike quick and true, noble sponge...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I don't understand a word you just said! ''[laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real live action squirrel, but with the crosses for eyes]'' Uhh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good. Sandy? Sandy…? ''[screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight]'' Patrick, it's working. Do it again. ''[Patrick gathers spit and spits it upon her]''}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|Thou hath spared me, kind and noble sponge. And unto thee, I owe a debt of gratitude, for I will follow you on your quest to defeat Planktonamor and learn a trifle of that karate.}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|Thou hath spared me, kind and noble sponge. And to thee, I owe a debt of gratitude, for I will follow you on your quest to defeat Planktonamor and learn to trifle of that karate.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, karate! ''[karate chops Squidly in half]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|Oweth.}}
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 {{L|Guard|Very well, Dark Knight. Entrance be granted. ''[SpongeBob is still screaming]'' Halt! Make a wish. ''[plucks one of SpongeBob's eyelashes]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Wow, goodsome thinking, Sir SpongeBob. Posing as a frightened wee babe in ye ol' diapers did make it most believable.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, you think we fooled them? ''[Pearl screams]'' Wait, that's Pearl. I must fulfill the prophecy while you untie Patrick and the royal doofus.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, you think we fooled them? ''[Pearl screams]'' Princess Pearl. I must fulfill the prophecy while you untie Patrick and the royal doofus.}}
 {{L|Squidly|That be royal fool.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[running up the stairs followed by the rest of the group]'' Hang on, Pearl, we're coming to rescue you! ''[panting]'' We're a-comin'. Almost there. Oh, dear Neptune.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' You truly are the nastiest wizard in all of Bikini Bottomshire. Prepare to be vanquished.}}
 {{L|Lord Planktonamor|Bring it oneth, knave.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[as he runs to attack Lord Planktonamor, he steps on him without knowing]'' What the…? Where…? Oh… ''[laughs and looks down at the squashed Lord Planktonamor.]'' I didn't see you. You're so tiny. ''[Plankton gets up and uses his magic on SpongeBob. But SpongeBob laughs]'' That tickles! Tiny powers! Tiny powers! ''[as Lord Planktonamor is zapping SpongeBob, the rest of the group frees Pearl, but she crashes through the top]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[as he runs to attack Lord Planktonamor, he steps on him without knowing]'' What the…? Where…? Oh… ''[laughs and looks down at the squashed Lord Planktonamor.]'' I didn't see you're so tiny. ''[Plankton gets up and uses his magic on SpongeBob. But SpongeBob laughs]'' That tickles! Tiny powers! Tiny powers! ''[as Lord Planktonamor is zapping SpongeBob, the rest of the group frees Pearl, but she crashes through the top]''}}
 {{L|Pearl|I be-eth ok.}}
 {{L|Lord Planktonamor|''[SpongeBob gets zapped by the dragon]'' Wow… huh? ''[notices dragon]'' Yes! Yes! Sicketh them boy! ''[dragon chases them]''}}
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 {{L|Squidly|''[everyone is at a celebration]'' Make way. Thy king's heroes cometh through. ♪Hark! Ring the bell, 'tis all ended well! The dragon is vanquished, the princess returned, and only a few of us got badly burned!♪}}
 {{L|King|Order up! ''[flips burger so the dragon catches it and eats it]'' Hmmm, I doth wonder if I could sell these, uhh, Krabby Patties. ''[laughs. Squidly plays his clarinet]''}}
-{{L|Citizen|Not that horrible noise.}}
+{{L|Citizen|That horrible noise.}}
 {{L|Citizen #2|Make it stop! ''[citizen #1 throws a rock through the clarinet, which makes Squidly fall down, causing the seahorses to launch SpongeBob and Patrick into the air and back down where it is now the present]''}}
-{{L|Medieval Queen|Hey, kid, are you okay? That was some fall you had.}}
+{{L|Medieval Queen|Hey kid, are you okay? That was some fall you had.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I guess I shouldn't have agitated that seahorse. That was some dream, huh, Patrick? Patrick?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Try telling that to Squidly. ''[Patrick squished Squidly into an accordion]''}}