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 {{L|Speaker|Welcome to Medieval Moments. You're just 20 wizard's paces away from swords, sorcery and bad hygiene. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick run in]''}}
 {{L|Henchman|Right this way, please.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, my good man, I believe thou meant to say "Righteth this wayeth". ''[both giggle]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, my good man, I believe thou meant to say "Righteth this wayeth." ''[both giggle]''}}
 {{L|Henchman|''[tempted to kill himself, but doesn't]'' Some day, but not today.}}
 {{L|''[Inside castle]''}}
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 {{L|King|May Neptune grant you safety on your perilous journey to the evil wizard's castle to which no one has escaped alive!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We're going on a perilous journey?}}
-{{L|King|Well, of course, you're the chosen ones. Huh, what's this? A lost piece of the prophecy? Hmmm…}}
+{{L|King|Well, of course, you're the chosen ones. Huh, what's this? A lost piece of the prophecy? Hmmm...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Lemme guess, more praise for our heroic stature?}}
 {{L|King|Actually, it says I'm supposed to kick you out of here.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Yeah, we need some gloves.}}
 {{L|Squidly|Perhaps yonder blacksmith can provide some arms for your battle.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|At last, an honest man of the soil. Observe, as a I effortlessly commingle with this brutish native. ''[enters blacksmith shop]'' Greetings, iron man. I am Sir SpongeBob of Bikini… ''[blacksmith grabs SpongeBob with his tongs]'' ...Bottom.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|At last, an honest man of the soil. Observe, as a I effortlessly commingle with this brutish native. ''[enters blacksmith shop]'' Greetings, iron man. I am Sir SpongeBob of Bikini... ''[blacksmith grabs SpongeBob with his tongs]'' ...Bottom.}}
 {{L|Blacksmith|I told you people before, I'll have the rent when I have it!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We just wanted to buy some armor.}}
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 {{L|Lord Planktonamor|Trusteth in me, Karen. I doth knowest what I am doing. Come hither, boy! ''[dragon appears]'' Deliver my demands onto his majesty, King Krabs. ''[laughs, then coughs. SpongeBob, Squidly, and Patrick all head to the bridge to stop the evil wizard, but a Dark Knight blocks their path]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' Halt! Who goes there?}}
-{{L|Squidly|Doth my eyes betray me? 'Tis the nefarious Dark Knight! ♪Oh, dark knight, spare us please, don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. Pray take these two and let me go free and I will give to thee some...cheese! ''[cow makes sounds]''}}
+{{L|Squidly|Doth my eyes betray me? 'Tis the nefarious Dark Knight! ♪Oh, dark knight, spare us please, don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. Pray take these two and let me go free and I will give to thee some... cheese! ''[cow makes sounds]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Dark Knight?!}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' I ask you once more. Before I rip thee limb from limb, reveal thyself!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Pssh, did you hear that, Patrick? I told you she zings like a squirrel. ''[Dark Knight destroys the armor and throws SpongeBob into a rock. SpongeBob ends up having his legs and arms switched. He laughs]'' Good one, Medieval Sandy! But can you handle my feet of fury? ''[attacks Dark Knight, but the Dark Knight jumps out of the way as SpongeBob bounces off the rock and into Dark Knight sending her into the other rock. SpongeBob attacks her again, but the Dark Knight pins him against the rock]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Wouldst thou like a little rub down? ''[as she is rubbing SpongeBob, it turns into dust causing the Dark Knight to cough. SpongeBob appears normal again and karate chops the Dark Knight]'' You have bested me, yellow knight... Strike quick and true, noble sponge...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I don't understand a word you just said! ''[laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real live action squirrel, but with the crosses for eyes]'' Uhh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good. Sandy? Sandy…? ''[screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight]'' Patrick, it's working! Do it again. ''[Patrick gathers spit and spits it upon her]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I don't understand a word you just said! ''[laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real live action squirrel, but with the crosses for eyes]'' Uhh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good. Sandy? Sandy...? ''[screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight]'' Patrick, it's working! Do it again. ''[Patrick gathers spit and spits it upon her]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Thou hath spared me, kind and noble sponge. And to thee, I owe a debt of gratitude, for I will follow you on your quest to defeat Planktonamor and learn to trifle of that karate.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, karate! ''[karate chops Squidly in half]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' You truly are the nastiest wizard in all of Bikini Bottomshire. Prepare to be vanquished!}}
 {{L|Lord Planktonamor|Bring it oneth, knave.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[as he runs to attack Lord Planktonamor, he steps on him without knowing]'' What the…? Where…? Oh… ''[laughs and looks down at the squashed Lord Planktonamor.]'' I didn't see you, you're so tiny. ''[Plankton gets up and uses his magic on SpongeBob. But SpongeBob laughs]'' That tickles! Tiny powers! Tiny powers! ''[as Lord Planktonamor is zapping SpongeBob, the rest of the group frees Pearl, but she crashes through the top]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[as he runs to attack Lord Planktonamor, he steps on him without knowing]'' What the...? Where...? Oh... ''[laughs and looks down at the squashed Lord Planktonamor.]'' I didn't see you, you're so tiny. ''[Plankton gets up and uses his magic on SpongeBob. But SpongeBob laughs]'' That tickles! Tiny powers! Tiny powers! ''[as Lord Planktonamor is zapping SpongeBob, the rest of the group frees Pearl, but she crashes through the top]''}}
 {{L|Pearl|I be-eth okay.}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonamor|''[SpongeBob gets zapped by the dragon]'' Wow… huh? ''[notices dragon]'' Yes! Yes! Sicketh them boy! ''[dragon chases them]''}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|''[SpongeBob gets zapped by the dragon]'' Wow... huh? ''[notices dragon]'' Yes! Yes! Sicketh them boy! ''[dragon chases them]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|Perhaps a soothing limerick will calm thee. ♪There once was a dragon so handsome and smart, he let me go free for he had a big heart.♪ ''[dragon zaps him]'' Everyone be-eth a critic.}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Hi-ya! ''[attacks dragon, but the dragon zaps her]''}}