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{{L|Patrick|[Shown eating a mutton] Methinks it's mutton-tastic! "[Bites Mutton]" ''[trumpet sounds]''}} | {{L|Patrick|[Shown eating a mutton] Methinks it's mutton-tastic! "[Bites Mutton]" ''[trumpet sounds]''}} | ||
{{L|Medieval Queen|Morrie, you're supposed to announce the jousting tournament!}} | {{L|Medieval Queen|Morrie, you're supposed to announce the jousting tournament!}} | ||
{{L|Medieval King|Good evening, fair patrons of Medieval Moments. By royal decree, we ask that two audience members come forth and participate in the, uhh, royal joust. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick raise their hands]'' Oh, alright. It appears that the pink starfish and the yellow sponge are our lucky contestants tonight. Hooray.}} | {{L|Medieval King|I should be so lucky! Ah! ''[He activates his microphone]'' Good evening, fair patrons of Medieval Moments. By royal decree, we ask that two audience members come forth and participate in the, uhh, royal joust. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick raise their hands]'' Oh, alright. It appears that the pink starfish and the yellow sponge are our lucky contestants tonight. Hooray.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Isn't this exciting, Patrick? To think, we'll be watching the joust this close up!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Isn't this exciting, Patrick? To think, we'll be watching the joust this close up!}} | ||
{{L|Royal Henchman|You won't be watching the joust, you're in the joust.}} | {{L|Royal Henchman|You won't be watching the joust, you're ''in'' the joust.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Pat, do you know how to ride a seahorse?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Pat, do you know how to ride a seahorse?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Nuh-uh. ''[seahorses gallop on opposite sides of the stadium]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Nuh-uh. ''[seahorses gallop on opposite sides of the stadium]''}} | ||
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{{L|Crowd|Take his head off!}} | {{L|Crowd|Take his head off!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't suppose now would be a good time to ask for a bathroom break! ''[both screaming as SpongeBob hits Patrick clear out of the stadium]'' Patrick! ''[SpongeBob's seahorse throws him out of the stadium]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't suppose now would be a good time to ask for a bathroom break! ''[both screaming as SpongeBob hits Patrick clear out of the stadium]'' Patrick! ''[SpongeBob's seahorse throws him out of the stadium]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[lands outside]'' Glad that's over. ''[SpongeBob lands on top of him]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[lands outside]'' Glad that's over. ''[SpongeBob lands on top of him and Patrick Groans]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[cavalry riding towards SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Look, some employees from the restaurant came to help us!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick? Are you okay? (Deleted Scene)}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'm great. Thanks for asking. (Deleted Scene) ''[cavalry riding towards SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob| Look, some employees from the restaurant came to help us!}} | |||
{{L|Horseman|Arrest these traitors for committing the act of witchcraft by falling from the sky!}} | {{L|Horseman|Arrest these traitors for committing the act of witchcraft by falling from the sky!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[touches the spears point]'' Whoa, they really go that extra mile for authenticity. Salutations fellow knights.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[touches the spears point]'' Whoa, they really go that extra mile for authenticity. Salutations fellow knights.}} |
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