Jump to content

Dunces and Dragons/transcript: Difference between revisions

From SpongeBob Wiki
>Stryker305
m Reverted edits by TikiShores1928 (talk) to last revision by Fleurette F
>CMNieto999
No edit summary
Line 11: Line 11:
{{L|Patrick|[Shown eating a mutton] Methinks it's mutton-tastic! "[Bites Mutton]" ''[trumpet sounds]''}}
{{L|Patrick|[Shown eating a mutton] Methinks it's mutton-tastic! "[Bites Mutton]" ''[trumpet sounds]''}}
{{L|Medieval Queen|Morrie, you're supposed to announce the jousting tournament!}}
{{L|Medieval Queen|Morrie, you're supposed to announce the jousting tournament!}}
{{L|Medieval King|Good evening, fair patrons of Medieval Moments. By royal decree, we ask that two audience members come forth and participate in the, uhh, royal joust. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick raise their hands]'' Oh, alright. It appears that the pink starfish and the yellow sponge are our lucky contestants tonight. Hooray.}}
{{L|Medieval King|I should be so lucky! Ah! ''[He activates his microphone]'' Good evening, fair patrons of Medieval Moments. By royal decree, we ask that two audience members come forth and participate in the, uhh, royal joust. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick raise their hands]'' Oh, alright. It appears that the pink starfish and the yellow sponge are our lucky contestants tonight. Hooray.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Isn't this exciting, Patrick? To think, we'll be watching the joust this close up!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Isn't this exciting, Patrick? To think, we'll be watching the joust this close up!}}
{{L|Royal Henchman|You won't be watching the joust, you're in the joust.}}
{{L|Royal Henchman|You won't be watching the joust, you're ''in'' the joust.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Pat, do you know how to ride a seahorse?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Pat, do you know how to ride a seahorse?}}
{{L|Patrick|Nuh-uh. ''[seahorses gallop on opposite sides of the stadium]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Nuh-uh. ''[seahorses gallop on opposite sides of the stadium]''}}
Line 20: Line 20:
{{L|Crowd|Take his head off!}}
{{L|Crowd|Take his head off!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't suppose now would be a good time to ask for a bathroom break! ''[both screaming as SpongeBob hits Patrick clear out of the stadium]'' Patrick! ''[SpongeBob's seahorse throws him out of the stadium]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't suppose now would be a good time to ask for a bathroom break! ''[both screaming as SpongeBob hits Patrick clear out of the stadium]'' Patrick! ''[SpongeBob's seahorse throws him out of the stadium]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[lands outside]'' Glad that's over. ''[SpongeBob lands on top of him]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[lands outside]'' Glad that's over. ''[SpongeBob lands on top of him and Patrick Groans]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[cavalry riding towards SpongeBob and Patrick]'' Look, some employees from the restaurant came to help us!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick? Are you okay? (Deleted Scene)}}
{{L|Patrick|I'm great. Thanks for asking. (Deleted Scene) ''[cavalry riding towards SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Look, some employees from the restaurant came to help us!}}
{{L|Horseman|Arrest these traitors for committing the act of witchcraft by falling from the sky!}}
{{L|Horseman|Arrest these traitors for committing the act of witchcraft by falling from the sky!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[touches the spears point]'' Whoa, they really go that extra mile for authenticity. Salutations fellow knights.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[touches the spears point]'' Whoa, they really go that extra mile for authenticity. Salutations fellow knights.}}

Revision as of 19:29, 11 January 2022

Template:EpisodeTranscript Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L