Dunces and Dragons/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{L|Horseman|Silence, heathen! ''[slices SpongeBob's helmet in half]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ah! I get the point. ''[both tossed in the dungeon]''}}
-{{L|Dungeon Master|Good night, ladies! You'll have many more in here.}}
+{{L|Dungeon Master|Nighty night, ladies! You'll have many more in here. ''[Evil laughter]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Pat, these props sure are convincing. ''[both hear clarinet playing. Squidward's ancestor Squidly is playing the clarinet]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|Oh, blast this confounded instrument! If I never play with ease, may my own great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson be cursed tenfold!}}
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 {{L|Squidly|''[nods]'' Absolutely. ''[plays clarinet]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[stops Squidly]'' Squidly, uhh, maybe you should wait for the king to hear that.}}
-{{L|Squidly|Suit thineselves. Thou dost not knoweth what thou art missing.}}
+{{L|Squidly|Suit thineselves. Thou dost not knowest what thou art missing.}}
-{{L|King|''[bawling]'' Woe is me. Woe is me. Woe is me. What to do? What to do?}}
+{{L|King|''[bawling]'' Oh! Woe is me. Woe is me. Woe is me. What to do? What to do?}}
 {{L|Pearl|Father, what art thou going on about now?}}
-{{L|King|Oh, just the same ol' thing, dear daughter. It's that wretched wizard Planktonamor! His insidious dragon's destroyed half the kingdom. Soon, there'll be no citizens to tax. Not one of me best knights have been able to defeat him. ''[has a stroke]''}}
+{{L|King|Oh, just the same ol' thing, dear daughter. It's that wretched wizard Planktonamor! His insidious dragon's destroyed half the kingdom. Soon, there'll be no citizens to tax. Not one of me best knights has been able to defeat him. ''[has a stroke]''}}
 {{L|Pearl|Father, remember your blood pressure. You wouldn't want another leech treatment, would you?}}
 {{L|Leech|Meow.}}
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 {{L|Squidly|If your majesty may be so kind, I think I have a song that will answer all your questions.}}
 {{L|King|Ohh, alright, alright! But this is your last chance, fool.}}
-{{L|Squidly|Oh, thank you sir. Thank you. You won't be disappointed. ♪Oh hear me king for I must sing, how you are the greatest at everything. Like letting a dragon burn down our city, a horrible sight that wasn't pretty. 'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity, you are bad, you are to blame, now hang your kingly head in shame. ''[Squidly shakes his butt and SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]'' La la la la la la la la la la la!♪}}
+{{L|Squidly|Oh, thank you, sire. Thank you. You won't be disappointed. ♪Oh hear me king for I must sing, how you are the greatest at everything. Like letting a dragon burn down our city, a horrible sight that wasn't pretty. 'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity, you are bad, you are to blame, now hang your kingly head in shame. ''[Squidly shakes his butt and SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]'' La la la la la la la la la la la!♪}}
 {{L|Squidly, SpongeBob, and Patrick|♪The king is bad, the king's to blame, he hangs his kingly head in shame. La la la la la la la la la la la!♪}}
 {{L|King|Guards! Send these slanderers to the guillotine! ''[shown a guillotine]''}}