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 {{L|Squidly|Scoff not, young squire. Thou hast mistaken me for another. I am Squidly, the king's royal fool. Or at least I was until I royally messed up.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wow, what'd you do?}}
-{{L|Squidly|I'll show you. ♪I was the king's favorite fool. I made merry mirth and laughter. Then I told one bad joke and the king had a stroke, now I hang from ye olde rafter.♪}}
+{{L|Squidly|I'll show you. ♪I was the king's favorite fool. I made merry mirth and laughter. Then, I told one bad joke and the king had a stroke, now I hang from ye olde rafter.♪}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[stomach rumbles]'' What does a guy have to do get some mutton around here? I'm starving!}}
 {{L|Squidly|Don't hold thy breath! We'll be lucky if we get fed again by the 12th century!}}
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 {{L|Squidly|♪The evil wizard's dragon is here. See the townsfolk scream with fear. See the townsfolk try to run. I can tell this won't be fun. The dragon will torch everything. Everything in the valley. Hospitals, schools, retirement homes, and even ye olde bowling alley.♪}}
 {{L|Citizen|Not the bowling alley! ''[dragon zaps bowling alley into dust. Citizen bawling]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Knights, jesters, dragons, medieval bowling alleys, 12th century? Don't you see, Patrick? We really are in medieval times!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Knights, jesters, dragons, medieval bowling alleys, 12th century? Don't you see, Patrick? We really ''are'' in medieval times!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Oh no, I think I left the water running at home!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Oh no! I think I left the water running at home!}}
 {{L|Dungeon Master|The king wants a word with you two.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yay!}}
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 {{L|Patrick|Ooh!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob puts the patties in the brown bag and back in his pocket. Planktonamor sees the three heroes in the crystal ball]''}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonamor|''[looking through a crystal ball]'' This be the legendary prophecy?! ''[laughs and Princess Pearl is tied up in rope]'' Oh, that be-eth rich. 'Twould almost insult me were it not so funny. ''[Keeps laughing loudly in the deleted scene]''}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|''[looking through a crystal ball]'' This be the legendary prophecy?! ''[laughs and Princess Pearl is tied up in rope]'' Oh, that be-eth rich. 'Twould almost insult me were it not so funny. ''[Keeps laughing loudly in the deleted scene]'' Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo...}}
 {{L|Karen the Crystal Ball|Planktonamor, thou art cocky and overly confident with thyself.}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonamor|Trusteth in me, Karen. I doth knowest what I am doing. Come hither, boy! ''[dragon appears]'' Deliver my demands onto his majesty, King Krabs. (Deleted Scene) Oh! One more thing. On thy way back, be most sure that ye destroy the Yellow Square and his fellowship of fools! ''[laughs, then coughs. SpongeBob, Squidly, and Patrick all head to the bridge to stop the evil wizard, but a Dark Knight blocks their path]''}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|Trusteth in me, Karen. I doth knowest what I am doing. Come hither, boy! ''[dragon appears]'' Deliver my demands onto his majesty, King Krabs. (Deleted Scene) Oh! One more thing. On thy way back, be most sure that ye destroy the Yellow Square and his fellowship of fools! ''[Evil laughter then coughs. SpongeBob, Squidly, and Patrick all head to the bridge to stop the evil wizard, but a Dark Knight blocks their path]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' Halt! Who goes there?}}
 {{L|Squidly|Doth my eyes betray me? 'Tis the nefarious Dark Knight! ♪Oh, dark knight, spare us please, don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. Pray take these two and let me go free and I will give to thee some... cheese! ''[cow makes sounds]''}}
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 {{L|Guard|State thy business, Dark Knight.}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|These village idiots are conspirators against Master Planktonamor and I needeth know which form of torture thy master wishes upon these wretched fools! Do I have their limbs tied to horses and swiftly yanked apart? Rip! Or pluck each individual eyelash one by one, taking away their every single last eyelash wish! ''[SpongeBob screams]''}}
-{{L|Guard|Very well, Dark Knight. Entrance be granted. ''[SpongeBob is still screaming]'' Halt! Make a wish! ''[plucks one of SpongeBob's eyelashes]''}}
+{{L|Guard|Very well, Dark Knight. Entrance be granted. ''[SpongeBob is still screaming]'' Halt! Make a wish! ''[plucks one of SpongeBob's eyelashes as a Guard is laughing]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Wow, goodsome thinking, Sir SpongeBob. Posing as a frightened wee babe in ye ol' diapers did make it most believable.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, you think we fooled them? ''[Pearl screams]'' Princess Pearl! I must fulfill the prophecy while you untie Patrick and the royal doofus.}}