Dunces and Dragons/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{L|Dark Knight|Then let us forge on. Make way, heathens! Dark Knight coming through. Huh?}}
 {{L|Guard|State thy business, Dark Knight.}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|These village idiots are conspirators against Master Planktonimor and I needeth to know which form of torture thy master wishes upon these wretched fools! Do I have their limbs tied to horses and swiftly yanked apart? Rip! Or pluck each individual eyelash one by one, taking away their every single last eyelash wish? No...! No, no, no! ''[SpongeBob screams in tears, then cries]'' Very well, Dark Knight. Entrance be granted. }}
+{{L|Dark Knight |These village idiots are conspirators against Master Planktonimor and I needeth to know which form of torture thy master wishes upon these wretched fools! Do I have their limbs tied to horses and swiftly yanked apart? Rip! Or pluck each individual eyelash one by one, taking away their every single last eyelash wish? No...! No, no, no! ''[SpongeBob screams in tears, then cries]'' Guard: Very well, Dark Knight. Entrance be granted.  }}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, no! No, no, no! ''[SpongeBob is still crying and screaming]'' Halt! Make a wish! ''[The guard plucks one of SpongeBob's eyelashes as the other Guard is laughing evilly]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Wow, goodsome thinking, Sir SpongeBob. Posing as a frightened wee babe in ye old diapers did make it most believable.}}