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{{L|''[The episode begins with Dream Squidward, dressed in island clothes, playing the piano on an island. He hits one of the notes, but it makes a bell sound so he keeps hitting it to double-check. The sound is coming from Dream SpongeBob hitting a bell.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode begins with Dream Squidward, dressed in island clothes, playing the piano on an island. He hits one of the notes, but it makes a bell sound so he keeps hitting it to double-check. The sound is coming from Dream SpongeBob hitting a bell.]''}} | ||
{{L|Dream SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward!}} | {{L|Dream SpongeBob|Order up, Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward wakes up from his dream while his alarm clock goes off. Bubble transition to Squidward driving to work. Zooms in on one of his bumper stickers that reads "Don't Ask Me About My Day." Squidward blearily looks up from his steering wheel to prepare himself for the day ahead. He puts his Krusty Krab employee hat and retains a tired expression. He walks up to the front doors and SpongeBob follows him from inside, smiling. Squidward walks inside]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward wakes up from his dream while his alarm clock goes off. Bubble transition to Squidward driving to work. Zooms in on one of his bumper stickers that reads "Don't Ask Me About My Day." Squidward blearily looks up from his steering wheel to prepare himself for the day ahead. He puts his Krusty Krab employee hat and retains a tired expression. He walks up to the front doors and SpongeBob follows him from inside, smiling. Squidward walks inside.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, hey, Squidward, did you see me? ''[Squidward walks inside without saying a word]'' Okay, see you later, Squidinator.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, hey, Squidward, did you see me? ''[Squidward walks inside without saying a word]'' Okay, see you later, Squidinator.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good morning, Mr. Squidward! ''[raises his eyebrows; Squidward sticks out his tongue]'' So, are ya ready?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Good morning, Mr. Squidward! ''[raises his eyebrows; Squidward sticks out his tongue]'' So, are ya ready?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I wasn't sure how big to make the hole for the head, so I used a watermelon for size! ''[Squidward gets the sweater over his head]'' Do you love it?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I wasn't sure how big to make the hole for the head, so I used a watermelon for size! ''[Squidward gets the sweater over his head]'' Do you love it?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[starts scratching the sweater]'' It's a little itchy. What's this thing made of? ''[cut to SpongeBob with no eyelashes or eyebrows]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[starts scratching the sweater]'' It's a little itchy. What's this thing made of? ''[cut to SpongeBob with no eyelashes or eyebrows]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Eyelashes! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Eyelashes! ''[a disgusted Squidward throws the sweater at SpongeBob, causing him to whimper]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Now, may I resume to my minimum-wage duties?}} | {{L|Squidward|Now, may I resume to my minimum-wage duties?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|After you present ''your'' brotherhood gift.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|After you present ''your'' brotherhood gift.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|So, what flavor is it?}} | {{L|Squidward|So, what flavor is it?}} | ||
{{L|Pirates|''[all talking at once]'' Cherry. Apple. Raspberry.}} | {{L|Pirates|''[all talking at once]'' Cherry. Apple. Raspberry.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, if it'll get old man Mr. Krabs off my back. ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Well, if it'll get old man Mr. Krabs off my back. ''[gives the captain the money; the captain runs off happily. Cut to Squidward placing the pie on Mr. Krabs' desk]'' Okay, here it is, Mr. Krabs, fresh from the oven. I'll be returning to my life now.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not yet. I gotta make sure ya did it right. ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Not yet. I gotta make sure ya did it right. ''[grabs a piece of the pie. He is about to put a piece in his mouth]'' Wait a second, this would go great with some milk! ''[while walking to the milk, he trips over a book and the piece of pie flies into the milk, causing an explosion, sending both Squidward and Mr. Krabs out of the Krusty Krab]'' So, ya tried to kill me over a little new-age management, eh?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|But, Mr. Krabs, I had no idea! I can explain! ''[cut to inside Mr. Krabs' office]''}} | {{L|Squidward|But, Mr. Krabs, I had no idea! I can explain! ''[cut to inside Mr. Krabs' office]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, are you okay? I heard a-- Wow! A pie! ''[looks at the card attached to it]'' It's from Squidward! ''[reading]'' "To SpongeBob... Well, here ya go."}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, are you okay? I heard a-- Wow! A pie! ''[looks at the card attached to it]'' It's from Squidward! ''[reading]'' "To SpongeBob... Well, here ya go."}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Then let's roll! ''[both walk out of the Krusty Krab]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs cries, puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window, and continues crying while he walks off]'' Heads up, Squidward. Looks like they're gonna replace ya.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Then let's roll! ''[both walk out of the Krusty Krab]'' Bye, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs cries, puts a "Help Wanted" sign in the window, and continues crying while he walks off]'' Heads up, Squidward. Looks like they're gonna replace ya.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh, yeah. Let's take a look at that list.}} | {{L|Squidward|Uh, yeah. Let's take a look at that list.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, the first thing I wanna do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, the first thing I wanna do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town. ''[bubble transition to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to a businessman]'' Hi, there, this is my best friend, Squidward. ''[cut to SpongeBob and Squidward talking to some kids]'' Hey, kids, check it out! This is my best friend, Squidward. ''[one of the kids throws a rock at Squidward's head. Cut to SpongeBob and Squidward walking up to a fish sitting on a bench]'' Hi, I wanna show you my best friend, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hey, Frank. ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Hey, Frank. ''[bubble transition]'' Glad that's over.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Good, 'cause we're onto our next activity.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Good, 'cause we're onto our next activity.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Which is...?}} | {{L|Squidward|Which is...?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm gonna show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm gonna show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town wearing a salmon suit.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're gonna be wearing a salmon suit?}} | {{L|Squidward|You're gonna be wearing a salmon suit?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's a good one, Squidward! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That's a good one, Squidward! ''[bubble transition to Squidward in a salmon suit in front of some kids. All the kids throw rocks at him. Cut to SpongeBob checking off the item on his list]'' Next... ''[he and Squidward sit by a rock]'' Knock-knock jokes! Hey, Squid, knock-knock!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Who's there?}} | {{L|Squidward|Who's there?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I AM! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I AM! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Why are you still here?!}} | {{L|Squidward|Why are you still here?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. ''[holds up a book that says "Friends 4 Ever"]'' I already filled up this book of ideas! We should be able to finish by January!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. ''[holds up a book that says "Friends 4 Ever"]'' I already filled up this book of ideas! We should be able to finish by January!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[slaps book away]'' | {{L|Squidward|Forget the book! ''[slaps the book away]'' I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because you were supposed to explode!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You want me to explode?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You want me to explode?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!}} | {{L|Squidward|Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!}} | ||
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