Eek, an Urchin!/transcript

(Episode opens at the Krusty Krab)

• Spongebob: (Whistling and flips a Krabby Patty onto a bun. Then walks over and squirts ketchup on it also accidently spilling some on the floor) Oh I've made a mess. And that means...(Takes out a spray and rag)...Cleaning Time! (Sprays himself in the face) MY EYES!!! (The spray bounces away) My spray...(Watches it roll toward the grill) Oh no, it rolled...(The spray rolls under the grill)...beneith the grill! (Runs near the grill) I can do this. (Reaches hand slowly under the dirty grill and pulls out a skull) Nope! (Throws it away then grabs something) Ah ha! Gotcha! (Opens hand to reveal a sea urchin and it starts to walk on his arm) AHHHHHHH!!!!! An urchin! (The urchin crawls around on his face)
• Squidward: Nothing ever happens in this dump...
• Spongebob: (Jumps up) Squid!
• Squidward: Why did I say that?
• Spongebob: (Jumps up) Ward!
• Squidward: (Pulls down curtain on window but then hears the phone ring and answers it) Krusty Krab!
• Spongebob: HEEEELLLPPPP!!!!
• Squidward: (Comes into the kitchen) WHAT!?
• Spongebob: (Running around all the place) AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
• Squidward: (Grabs Spongebob) What are you screaming about!?
• Spongebob: (Jumps on Squidward's head) The urchin! Geh...

(Squidward notices the urchin on his foot and he and Spongebob jump onto the grill with the urchin crawling around on the walls)

• Spongebob and Squidward: MR. KRABS!!!
• Mr. Krabs: (Enters) What's all the ruckus!?
• Spongebob: There's an urchin in the kitchen!
• Mr. Krabs: What're talking about? The Krusty Krab is a standard in fast food cleaniness. An urchin wouldn't dare step hide into this establishment! (Holds up claw and notices the urchin on him) AHHHHHHH!!!! (The urchin jumps off his tongue and then he jumps onto the grill with Spongebob and Squidward. The urchin continues to crawl around making strange noises. The grill then starts to smoke) The grill is still on...isn't it?
• Spongebob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (They all jump into bathroom stalls) Ah...(They all enter the kitchen again to find the urchin running around).
• Spongebob: There it is! (Picks up a bucket) I'll get it! (Smashes the bucket on top of the urchin) I got it! (The urchin pulls him toward a wall and he ends up in the bucket instead then spits out the urchin).
• Mr. Krabs: (Has a broom) Hold it right there! (Smashes the broom on the urchin) Gotcha you prickly pest! (The urchin picks him up and starts to spin him around) WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! (The urchin smashes him around then onto the ground knocking him out).
• Spongebob: Squidward! Don't let it into the dining room! You're our last line of defense!
• Squidward: I'm on it. (Steps to the side allowing the urchin to get into the dining room. The urchin then ends up on a customer's sandwitch and he pours ketchup on it).
• Spongebob: THIS IS TERRIBLE!!! You should never put that much ketchup on a Krabby Patty. (The urchin flies out as the customer takes a bit into the patty).
• Spongebob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs: Phew...

(The urchin crawls to a soda machine where Frank pours the drink and the urchin ends up in it. Frank sucks up the urchin and starts to choke on it but eventually coughs it out. The urchin goes flying around into a lady's fries and she takes one of the urchin's quils and starts to chew on it.)

• Squidward: I think I'm gonna be sick!

(The urchin leaves the fries and starts moving again)

• Spongebob: Phew! That was close! Thank goodness noone noticed the urchin...
• Customers: THE URCHIN!? AHHHHH!!!
• Plankton: (Walking up to the front door) Heh! Heh! Finally! I have a fool-proof plan to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula! Krabs will never recongize me wearing...(Takes out glasses)...these glasses! (Gets trampled by the screaming customers. Gets up then walks into the Krusty Krab) What in the seahorse is going on around here!?
• Mr. Krabs: Plankton!? Ah that's all we need. Beat it ya crook! We have enough pests already!
• Plankton: Pests!? What are you talking about? (Looks over at the urchin beside him) AHHH!!! AN URCHIN!!! (Jumps onto Spongebob's face) I HATE those things! This won't do at all. I can't steal the Secret Formula with that vermin running around! (Holds out arm) I propose a truce Krabs: I'll help you get rid of that creature and I'll promise not to steal the Secret Formula until it's gone! Crook's honor!
• Mr. Krabs: Hmm...it may take a pest to catch a pest. (Shakes Plankton's arm) You've got a deal but no tricks, or you'll be the chef's special!
• Plankton: Don't worry. (Takes out cell phone and calls someone) Karen? (Karen talks on the phone) No I don't have it. Why do you even bother asking!? (Karen talks) Yeah, yeah...Look! Send over my killer-death robot would you? (Karen talks) No, the other one. (Karen talks then a sudden pause from Plankton) I love you too snookums...Help's on it's way! (Plankton's robot wheels into the Krusty Krab) Behold! Your champion!
• Mr. Krabs: That piece of junk!?
• Plankton: Hold on! You haven't seen it in action yet! (Walks over to the robot) I'll just set it for our quary. (Presses button and a image of a seahorse shows up) No...(Presses it again and an image of Mr. Krabs who is also saying "Money" over and over shows up) Ingore that one...(Presses it again and an image of a sea urchin shows up) Ah ha! Bingo! You have your orders, ATTACK!

(The robot spots the urchin and starts to go after it also running over Plankton in the processs. It starts to smash at the urchin using a mallet wrecking the floor. The urchin lands on the table and the robot tears it apart. The robot follows the urchin into the kitchen where the urchin tries to hide in an barrel. The robot rips it apart and tries to smash the urchin with the mallet again. The urchin blows a raspberry before jumping into the cash register. The robot smashes through the wall and is about to smash the register but is stopped by Mr. Krabs)

• Mr. Krabs: Oh no you don't! (The robot rips off his shell) Grrrrr..... (The robot puts him back together) Mallet please! (The robot gives him the mallet and he starts to smash the robot destroying it and turning it into a lunchbox)
• Plankton: Ok. Maybe the Death Robot wasn't the best idea...
• Mr. Krabs: You think? SPONGEBOB!
• Spongebob: Here sir!
• Mr. Krabs: That little monster's still in there. You open the register, and I'll catch him in here (Opens the lunchbox)
• Spongebob: Aye aye captain! Here goes nothing...(Opens the lunchbox to find the urchin eating Mr. Krabs' money)
• Mr. Krabs: AHHHHHH!!!!! ME MONEY!!! (Takes out the mallet again and starts smashing the cash register) Did I get it!?
• Spongebob: (Scared) Uh...Mr. Krabs...
• Mr. Krabs: (Notices the urchin on his mallet) AHHHH!!!! (The urchin spits out a coin and heads back into the kitchen)
• Squidward: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no no! (Takes out a small prickly plant with a bow on top) Yes! Oh, my prized spiny sucklent! Thank Neptune you're safe!
• Spongebob: (Gets an idea after seeing Plankton walk beside the plant) Mr. Krabs! Look! (Puts the plant behind Plankton with them looking similar in height) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?