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{{L|At the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is whistling and flips a [[Krabby Patties|Krabby Patty]] onto a bun. Then walks over and squirts [[ketchup]] on it also accidentally spilling some on the floor}} | {{L|At the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is whistling and flips a [[Krabby Patties|Krabby Patty]] onto a bun. Then walks over and squirts [[ketchup]] on it also accidentally spilling some on the floor}} | ||
{{L|{{Link|SpongeBob}}|Oh, I've made a mess. And that means...''[Takes out a spray and rag]''...Cleaning Time! ''[Sprays himself in the face]'' | {{L|{{Link|SpongeBob}}|Oh, I've made a mess. And that means...''[Takes out a spray and rag]''...Cleaning Time! ''[Sprays himself in the face]'' My eyes! ''[The spray bounces away]'' My spray...''[Watches it roll toward the grill]'' Oh no, it rolled...''[The spray rolls under the grill]''...beneath the grill! ''[Runs near the grill]'' I can do this. ''[Reaches hand slowly under the dirty grill and pulls out a skull]'' Nope! ''[Throws it away then grabs something]'' Ah ha! Gotcha! ''[Opens hand to reveal a sea urchin and it starts to walk on his arm making him scream]'' [[Sea Urchins|An urchin]]! ''[The urchin crawls around on his face, SpongeBob closes his eyes]''}} | ||
{{L|{{Link|Squidward}}|Nothing ever happens in this dump...}} | {{L|{{Link|Squidward}}|Nothing ever happens in this dump...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Jumps up]'' Squid!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Jumps up]'' Squid!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Don't let it in the dining room! You're our last line of defense!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Don't let it in the dining room! You're our last line of defense!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I'm on it. ''[Steps to the side allowing the urchin to get into the dining room. The urchin then ends up on a [[Frankie Billy|customer]]'s sandwich and he pours ketchup on it]''}} | {{L|Squidward|I'm on it. ''[Steps to the side allowing the urchin to get into the dining room. The urchin then ends up on a [[Frankie Billy|customer]]'s sandwich and he pours ketchup on it]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|This is terrible! You should never put that much ketchup on a Krabby Patty. ''[The urchin flies out as the customer takes a bite into the patty]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob, Squidward, & Mr. Krabs|Phew...}} | {{L|SpongeBob, Squidward, & Mr. Krabs|Phew...}} | ||
{{L|''[The urchin crawls to a soda machine where [[Frank]] pours the drink and the urchin ends up in it. Frank sucks up the urchin and starts to choke on it but eventually coughs it out. The urchin goes flying around into a lady's fries and she takes one of the urchin's quils and starts to chew on it]''}} | {{L|''[The urchin crawls to a soda machine where [[Frank]] pours the drink and the urchin ends up in it. Frank sucks up the urchin and starts to choke on it but eventually coughs it out. The urchin goes flying around into a lady's fries and she takes one of the urchin's quils and starts to chew on it]''}} | ||
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{{L|{{Link|Plankton}}|''[Walking up to the front door]'' Heh! Heh! Finally! I have a fool-proof plan to steal the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]]! Krabs will never recognize me wearing...''[Takes out glasses]''...these glasses! ''[Gets trampled by the screaming customers. Gets up then walks into the Krusty Krab]'' What in the seahorse is going on around here!?}} | {{L|{{Link|Plankton}}|''[Walking up to the front door]'' Heh! Heh! Finally! I have a fool-proof plan to steal the [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula]]! Krabs will never recognize me wearing...''[Takes out glasses]''...these glasses! ''[Gets trampled by the screaming customers. Gets up then walks into the Krusty Krab]'' What in the seahorse is going on around here!?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton!? Ah that's all we need. Beat it ya crook! We have enough pests already!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton!? Ah that's all we need. Beat it ya crook! We have enough pests already!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Pests!? What are you talking about? ''[Looks over at the urchin beside him and screams]'' | {{L|Plankton|Pests!? What are you talking about? ''[Looks over at the urchin beside him and screams]'' An urchin! ''[Jumps onto SpongeBob's face]'' I hate those things! This won't do at all. I can't steal the Secret Formula with that varmint running around! ''[Holds out arm]'' I propose a truce Krabs: I'll help you get rid of that creature and I'll promise not to steal the Secret Formula until it's gone. Crook's honor.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm...it may take a pest to catch a pest. ''[Shakes Plankton's arm]'' It's a deal but no tricks, or you'll be the chef's special!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm...it may take a pest to catch a pest. ''[Shakes Plankton's arm]'' It's a deal but no tricks, or you'll be the chef's special!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Don't worry. ''[Takes out cell phone and calls someone]'' {{Link|Karen}}? ''[Karen talks on the phone]'' No I don't have it. Why do you even bother asking!? ''[Karen talks]'' Yeah, yeah...Look! Send over my killer-death robot would you? ''[Karen talks]'' No, the other one. ''[Karen talks then a sudden pause from Plankton]'' I love you too snookums...Help's on it's way! ''[Plankton's robot wheels into the Krusty Krab]'' Behold! Your champion!}} | {{L|Plankton|Don't worry. ''[Takes out cell phone and calls someone]'' {{Link|Karen}}? ''[Karen talks on the phone]'' No I don't have it. Why do you even bother asking!? ''[Karen talks]'' Yeah, yeah...Look! Send over my killer-death robot would you? ''[Karen talks]'' No, the other one. ''[Karen talks then a sudden pause from Plankton]'' I love you too snookums...Help's on it's way! ''[Plankton's robot wheels into the Krusty Krab]'' Behold! Your champion!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That piece of junk!?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That piece of junk!?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Hold on! You haven't seen it in action yet! ''[Walks over to the robot]'' I'll just set it for our query. ''[Presses button and a image of a seahorse shows up]'' No...''[Presses it again and an image of Mr. Krabs who is also saying "Money" over and over shows up]'' Ignore that one...''[Presses it again and an image of a sea urchin shows up]'' Ah ha! Bingo! You have your orders, | {{L|Plankton|Hold on! You haven't seen it in action yet! ''[Walks over to the robot]'' I'll just set it for our query. ''[Presses button and a image of a seahorse shows up]'' No...''[Presses it again and an image of Mr. Krabs who is also saying "Money" over and over shows up]'' Ignore that one...''[Presses it again and an image of a sea urchin shows up]'' Ah ha! Bingo! You have your orders, attack!}} | ||
{{L|''[The robot spots the urchin and starts to go after it also running over Plankton in the process. It starts to smash at the urchin using a mallet wrecking the floor. The urchin lands on the table and the robot tears it apart. The robot follows the urchin into the kitchen where the urchin tries to hide in an barrel. The robot rips it apart and tries to smash the urchin with the mallet again. The urchin blows a raspberry before jumping into the cash register. The robot smashes through the wall and is about to smash the register but is stopped by Mr. Krabs]''}} | {{L|''[The robot spots the urchin and starts to go after it also running over Plankton in the process. It starts to smash at the urchin using a mallet wrecking the floor. The urchin lands on the table and the robot tears it apart. The robot follows the urchin into the kitchen where the urchin tries to hide in an barrel. The robot rips it apart and tries to smash the urchin with the mallet again. The urchin blows a raspberry before jumping into the cash register. The robot smashes through the wall and is about to smash the register but is stopped by Mr. Krabs]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh no, you don't! ''[The robot rips off his shell]'' Grrrrr..... ''[The robot puts him back together]'' Mallet please! ''[The robot gives him the mallet and he starts to smash the robot destroying it and turning it into a lunchbox]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh no, you don't! ''[The robot rips off his shell]'' Grrrrr..... ''[The robot puts him back together]'' Mallet please! ''[The robot gives him the mallet and he starts to smash the robot destroying it and turning it into a lunchbox]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Ok. Maybe the Death Robot wasn't the best idea...}} | {{L|Plankton|Ok. Maybe the Death Robot wasn't the best idea...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You think? | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You think? SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Here sir!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Here sir!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That little monster's still in there. You open the register, and I'll catch him in here ''[Opens the lunchbox]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That little monster's still in there. You open the register, and I'll catch him in here ''[Opens the lunchbox]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye captain! Here goes nothing...''[Opens the lunchbox to find the urchin eating Mr. Krabs' money]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Aye aye captain! Here goes nothing...''[Opens the lunchbox to find the urchin eating Mr. Krabs' money]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Me money! ''[Takes out the mallet again and starts smashing the cash register]'' Did I get it!?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Scared]'' Uh...Mr. Krabs...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Scared]'' Uh...Mr. Krabs...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Notices the urchin on his mallet and screams]'' ''[The urchin spits out a coin and heads back into the kitchen]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Notices the urchin on his mallet and screams]'' ''[The urchin spits out a coin and heads back into the kitchen]''}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|''[Walking]'' This getup is one hundred percent humiliating. Here urchin, urchin, urchin! ''[Walking near the grill]'' Here you dirty filth-spreading porcupine. I'm wearing lipstick here. Come on, let's go! ''[The urchin runs past him under the grill]'' Huh? What was that? Look sharp Planktonella. I think we're being watched ''[The urchin was on top of the cabinet but it goes away but is then suddenly next to him]'' Ah! ''[The urchin makes noises]'' Uh...hello?}} | {{L|Plankton|''[Walking]'' This getup is one hundred percent humiliating. Here urchin, urchin, urchin! ''[Walking near the grill]'' Here you dirty filth-spreading porcupine. I'm wearing lipstick here. Come on, let's go! ''[The urchin runs past him under the grill]'' Huh? What was that? Look sharp Planktonella. I think we're being watched ''[The urchin was on top of the cabinet but it goes away but is then suddenly next to him]'' Ah! ''[The urchin makes noises]'' Uh...hello?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Psst! Go on, Plankton! Make with the romance!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Psst! Go on, Plankton! Make with the romance!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Fine ''[Sticks out arms out of cactus costume and poses]'' H-h-hey there handsome! You're cute!...for a parasite.''[The urchin pants happily and tries to move closer to him]'' | {{L|Plankton|Fine ''[Sticks out arms out of cactus costume and poses]'' H-h-hey there handsome! You're cute!...for a parasite.''[The urchin pants happily and tries to move closer to him]'' Whoa there, buddy! Why don't we start with a nice romantic stroll? Outside, far away from the Krusty Krab! And the Secret Formula...''[Tries to walk off but the urchin stops him]'' Ok! Ouch! ''[The urchin tries to kiss him]'' Hey! What kind of an urchin do you think I am!? ''[The urchin touches him and screams]'' ''[Leaps away and runs under a table]'' What could be worse than being romantically pursued by a ravage sea urchin!? ''[Notices a bunch more sea urchins willing to kiss him]'' A hundred urchins! ''[Starts screaming and runs away from the urchins]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Has his mallet ready along with SpongeBob who is holding a barrel]'' Get ready! Here they come!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Has his mallet ready along with SpongeBob who is holding a barrel]'' Get ready! Here they come!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[Still running from the horde of sea urchins and screams]''}} | {{L|Plankton|''[Still running from the horde of sea urchins and screams]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Holy mother of Pearl! Batten down the hatches! ''[He and SpongeBob cover the hole in the wall with the register boat]'' It's a stampede!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Holy mother of Pearl! Batten down the hatches! ''[He and SpongeBob cover the hole in the wall with the register boat]'' It's a stampede!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[Banging on the boat]'' Come on! Let me out! ''[Turns around and notices the urchins getting closer]'' | {{L|Plankton|''[Banging on the boat]'' Come on! Let me out! ''[Turns around and notices the urchins getting closer]'' Mommy! ''[Runs to the door and tries to push on it]'' Come on! Open up! ''[Mr. Krabs is seen boarding up the door then he gets attacked by the urchins]'' Help! Get me out of here!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Poor Plankton...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Poor Plankton...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, who cares about Plankton? What about me restaurant?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah, who cares about Plankton? What about me restaurant?}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not far enough! Keep going!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Not far enough! Keep going!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Stops walking]'' Well, I guess this is far enough. Here you go little fellas! This will be your new home! ''[Takes off the lid]'' Run! Be free! ''[The urchins runs back into the Krusty Krab]'' Uh oh...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Stops walking]'' Well, I guess this is far enough. Here you go little fellas! This will be your new home! ''[Takes off the lid]'' Run! Be free! ''[The urchins runs back into the Krusty Krab]'' Uh oh...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|(screams and yells) | {{L|Mr. Krabs|(screams and yells) SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|''[Episode ends with SpongeBob walking off whistling]''}} | {{L|''[Episode ends with SpongeBob walking off whistling]''}} | ||
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