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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[Starts at Squidward's house. He walks up and puts on his hat, then opens his door]''}}{{L|Squidward|Okay, beloved sanctuary.'' [lifts a tentacle]'' I'll see you after work. ''[cuts to "Beloved Sanctuary"]'' And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. ''[cuts to Squidward]'' Just you and me. ''[slams door]'' That is, Of course, if I can survive another day ''[walks across his lawn]'' with GratingBob ShrillPants.}} | {{EpisodeTranscript}} | ||
{{L|''[Starts at Squidward's house. He walks up and puts on his hat, then opens his door]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Okay, beloved sanctuary.'' [lifts a tentacle]'' I'll see you after work. ''[cuts to "Beloved Sanctuary"]'' And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. ''[cuts to Squidward]'' Just you and me. ''[slams door]'' That is, Of course, if I can survive another day ''[walks across his lawn]'' with GratingBob ShrillPants.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob]'' ''OOH!''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob]'' ''OOH!''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughing]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughing]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[eel sting]''}} | {{L|''[eel sting]''}} | ||
{{L|''[more laughter]''}} | {{L|''[more laughter]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No, no, no! ''[walks to window and sees SpongeBob stinging Patrick with an electric eel. They laugh and Squidward growls and exits his house]''}}{{L|SpongeBob|Something Squidward this way comes.}}{{L|Squidward|Alright, you two. I am trying to have a relaxing evening. What in the world are you doing out here?}}{{L|Patrick|Trying to have a relaxing evening.}} | {{L|Squidward|No, no, no! ''[walks to window and sees SpongeBob stinging Patrick with an electric eel. They laugh and Squidward growls and exits his house]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Something Squidward this way comes.}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Alright, you two. I am trying to have a relaxing evening. What in the world are you doing out here?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Trying to have a relaxing evening.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|We're playing flashlight tag.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We're playing flashlight tag.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're playing flashlight tag with an electric eel?}} | {{L|Squidward|You're playing flashlight tag with an electric eel?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We're using the advanced rules.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We're using the advanced rules.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Advanced rules? ''[growls]'' That has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever-}}{{L|''[Patrick grabs the electric eel and has it sting Squidward who screeches]''}}{{L|Patrick|You're it.}} | {{L|Squidward|Advanced rules? ''[growls]'' That has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever-}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick grabs the electric eel and has it sting Squidward who screeches]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|You're it.}} | |||
{{L|''[Squidward gets a rash then screams and runs away.]}} | {{L|''[Squidward gets a rash then screams and runs away.]}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, well played, Patrick!}}{{L|''[Squidward runs home, sobbing hysterically and rams into his house wall, becoming dazed, and the window rings fall at him and then the nose crushes him. Squidward digs his way into his house.]''}}{{L|Patrick|Shocking!}}{{L|Electric Eel|''[sarcastically]'' How original.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, well played, Patrick!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward runs home, sobbing hysterically and rams into his house wall, becoming dazed, and the window rings fall at him and then the nose crushes him. Squidward digs his way into his house.]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Shocking!}} | |||
{{L|Electric Eel|''[sarcastically]'' How original.}} | |||
{{L|''[cuts to Squidward's house where he is under his chair in a fetal position]''}} | {{L|''[cuts to Squidward's house where he is under his chair in a fetal position]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' All I really want is to live in a world where I can just relax in peace ''[sniffs]'' and quiet. Is that too much to ask? ''[sniffles again. SpongeBob pokes Squidward's head with a stick. Squidward tearfully looks up at him and Patrick.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' All I really want is to live in a world where I can just relax in peace ''[sniffs]'' and quiet. Is that too much to ask? ''[sniffles again. SpongeBob pokes Squidward's head with a stick. Squidward tearfully looks up at him and Patrick.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Tiki #2|Hey, buddy, where ya been?}} | {{L|Tiki #2|Hey, buddy, where ya been?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hit it boys!}} | {{L|Squidward|Hit it boys!}} | ||
{{L|Tikis|Welcome, to Squidward's Tiki Land! Welcome, to Squidward's Tiki Land! You can relax all day like a tiki can, or lay out in the sun for a tiki tan.}}{{L|Squidward|Or drink from a coconut that's full of flan! ''[drinks from the coconut]''}}{{L|Tikis|Here in Squidward's Tiki Land! You can play all day in a tiki band, and dance all night on the tiki strand.}}{{L|Squidward|Don't matter to me 'cause, 'cause I'm crazy, man!}}{{L|Tikis|Here in Squidward's Tiki Land! ''[song continues as Squidward floats down the stream]''}}{{L|Squidward|Ahhhh, this is the life!}} | {{L|Tikis|Welcome, to Squidward's Tiki Land! Welcome, to Squidward's Tiki Land! You can relax all day like a tiki can, or lay out in the sun for a tiki tan.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Or drink from a coconut that's full of flan! ''[drinks from the coconut]''}} | |||
{{L|Tikis|Here in Squidward's Tiki Land! You can play all day in a tiki band, and dance all night on the tiki strand.}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Don't matter to me 'cause, 'cause I'm crazy, man!}} | |||
{{L|Tikis|Here in Squidward's Tiki Land! ''[song continues as Squidward floats down the stream]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Ahhhh, this is the life!}} | |||
{{L|''[Boat bumps onto land where SpongeBob puts out a canvas and paint. Squidward then paints a picture of the wonderful scenery]''}} | {{L|''[Boat bumps onto land where SpongeBob puts out a canvas and paint. Squidward then paints a picture of the wonderful scenery]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It's beautiful!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It's beautiful!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|You were right, SpongeBob. We should've used glue instead of earwax.}} | {{L|Patrick|You were right, SpongeBob. We should've used glue instead of earwax.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, especially considering neither of us have ears.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, especially considering neither of us have ears.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward drops to his knees, sweating and completely saddened.]''}}{{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' You-you destroyed my beautiful world!}} | {{L|''[Squidward drops to his knees, sweating and completely saddened.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' You-you destroyed my beautiful world!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry we couldn't make it last forever, Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry we couldn't make it last forever, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, we really tried to make it last.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, we really tried to make it last.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|I know how to make it last!}} | {{L|Squidward|I know how to make it last!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward has attached the boat to a swing and has SpongeBob and Patrick stand and take turns getting hit by it. Patrick gets hit and screams.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward has attached the boat to a swing and has SpongeBob and Patrick stand and take turns getting hit by it. Patrick gets hit and screams.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[laughs nastily]''}}{{L|''[SpongeBob appears, gets hit and screams, and the episode ends with Patrick and SpongeBob getting hit by the boat and screaming with Squidward laughing.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[laughs nastily]''}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob appears, gets hit and screams, and the episode ends with Patrick and SpongeBob getting hit by the boat and screaming with Squidward laughing.]''}} | |||
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