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(Everyone screams and points at a Plankton robot as it grabs a handful of people in each hand and drops them inside the Chum Bucket)
{{L|''[Everyone screams and points at a Plankton robot as it grabs a handful of people in each hand and drops them inside the Chum Bucket]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[everyone running around inside]'' Oh, good, the lunch rush. Now that my ChumBot has dropped you into my clutches, you'll be forced to eat at the Chum Bucket. ''[everyone stops in their tracks]''}}
Plankton: (everyone running around inside) Oh, good, the lunch rush. Now that my ChumBot has dropped you into my clutches, you'll be forced to eat at the Chum Bucket. (everyone stops in their tracks)
{{L|Nat|What?! You mean you kidnapped us just to sell us your fast food?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|C'mon, it's a standard marketing technique.}}
Nat: What?! You mean you kidnapped us just to sell us your fast food?
{{L|Nat|You little twerp.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Hey!}}
Plankton: C'mon, it's a standard marketing technique.
{{L|Karen|He's right, ya know.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Karen?! You think I'm a twerp?}}
Nat: You little twerp.
{{L|Karen|Well, yes, but I was referring to the kidnapping.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Everything I do is always wrong in your eyes.}}
Plankton: Hey!
{{L|Karen|Maybe it's because you are always wrong.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Fine, I'm wrong and you're right.}}
Karen: He's right, ya know.
{{L|Karen|You said it, not me.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[walking away]'' Why did I ever install that nagging software?}}
Plankton: Karen?! You think I'm a twerp?
{{L|Karen|Nagging software? I heard that! Come back and dust my screen!}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|Oh, money. You're always there for me. ''[kissing noisily]''}}
Karen: Well, yes, but I was referring to the kidnapping.
{{L|Mama Krabs|Hello, Eugene.}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|Mother! Uh, what brings ya by today?}}
Plankton: Everything I do is always wrong in your eyes.
{{L|Mama Krabs|I just wanted to see my favorite son.}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|How much of my money do you want?}}
Karen: Maybe it's because you are always wrong.
{{L|Mama Krabs|Well, I did see the prettiest hat in town today.}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|Oh, look at the time! So sorry to have to rush off. Bye! ''[pushes Mama Krabs out his office and closes his door]'' Whew, that was a close one.}}
Plankton: Fine, I'm wrong and you're right.
{{L|Plankton|Why did I ever buy that computer wife? I need a real woman--not a girl in a cold-hearted shell. ''[Plankton hears Mama Krabs humming outside so he brings down his periscope and through it we can see a real krab in the ocean]'' Such beauty. She's an angel; and no wires. I've never felt like this before. I don't even know her name and yet she's stolen my heart.}}
 
{{L|Karen|Plankton?! You've fallen in love with another woman? I'm your wife!}}
Karen: You said it, not me.
{{L|Plankton|You're a W.I.F.E.: Wired Integratred Female Explosion.}}
 
{{L|Karen|Oh, you always pull that one out! "You're not a real wife, you're just a computer!"}}
Plankton: (walking away) Why did I ever install that nagging software?
{{L|Plankton|Aah! Why don't you have an 'off' switch. ''[sees an off switch]''}}
 
{{L|Karen|Plankton, don't you dare... ''[turns off]''}}
Karen: Nagging software? I heard that! Come back and dust my screen!
{{L|Plankton|And now to woo that beloved creature. ''[cut to Mama Krabs taking a nap while Robot Plankton is looking through her window. Then the robot grabs her]''}}
 
{{L|Robot Plankton|Roses are red. Violets are blue. World domination has nothing on you. ''[she screams]''}}
Mr Krabs: Oh, money. You're always there for me. (kissing noisily)
{{L|Plankton|Hmmm, I guess she's not a poetry fan. ''[everyone is running around screaming while the robot is using its eye laser to spell out "I ''[heart]'' You" on the ground, but while destroying some of the town when doing this. Mama Krabs reads it and screams a few times]'' ''[The Trouble Song]'' Poetry, love notes--nothing's working. Perhaps something personal. ''[Mama Krabs is shrieking. The robot walks over to a rock and karate chops a memorial-like statue of Mama Krabs' head]''}}
 
{{L|Mama Krabs|Am I really that pretty?}}
Mama Krabs: Hello, Eugene.
{{L|Plankton|Oh, yeah...I am smooth. ''[cut to later in his restaurant by a phone]'' Just dial the number and ask her to dinner. C'mon, you can do this. ''[dial tones beeping; Plankton grunting]''}}
 
{{L|Mama Krabs|Hello? ''[Plankton grunting in the phone]'' I'm hanging up.}}
Mr Krabs: Mother! Uh, what brings ya by today?
{{L|Plankton|Wait! This is your secret admirer.}}
 
{{L|Mama Krabs|Oh, you're that giant robot?}}
Mama Krabs: I just wanted to see my favorite son.
{{L|Plankton|''[laughing]'' No. I program the robot. Did you enjoy the gift I sent you?}}
 
{{L|Mama Krabs|How did you know I wanted a hat? Have you been spying on me? ''[6 TV screens are set-up to in different parts of Mama Krabs house]''}}
Mr Krabs: How much of my money do you want?
{{L|Plankton|It was...just a lucky guess. I've admired you from afar for far too long, my angel. We must meet face-to-face.}}
 
{{L|Mama Krabs|Well, how about the Krusty Krab? Tonight at 8:00?}}
Mama Krabs: Well, I did see the prettiest hat in town today.
{{L|Plankton|Sounds wonderful. I'll be the tall fellow wearing a red carnation. Until tonight, my dear. ''[cut to Mama Krabs walking into the Krusty Krab]''}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|Ah! Quick, SpongeBob, swallow me wallet!}}
Mr Krabs: Oh, look at the time! So sorry to have to rush off. Bye! (pushes Mama Krabs out his office and closes his door) Whew, that was a close one.
{{L|SpongeBob|OK. ''[Mr Krabs shoves his wallet in SpongeBob's mouth and SpongeBob swallows it]''}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|Oh, sorry, Mommy. I can't lend you any money. SpongeBob accidentally swallowed me wallet. ''[sniffs his mother's hat]'' Mommy, you got yourself a hat without my financial assistance.}}
Plankton: Why did I ever buy that computer wife? I need a real woman--not a girl in a cold-hearted shell. (Plankton hears Mama Krabs humming outside so he brings down his periscope and through it we can see a real krab in the ocean) Such beauty. She's an angel; and no wires. I've never felt like this before. I don't even know her name and yet she's stolen my heart.
{{L|Mama Krabs|Isn't it nice, Eugene? It's just the one I wanted.}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|But, Mommy, you shouldn't be spending my inheritance...I mean, since you told me you wanted a hat, I went out and I dug one up. ''[takes out a hat with holes in it]''}}
Karen: Plankton?! You've fallen in love with another woman? I'm your wife!
{{L|Mama Krabs|Where did you get this old thing? ''[at a funeral where two fish are praying their respects to the person in the coffin will self- destrucked in 1 second]''}}
 
{{L|Nat|She looks so peaceful.}}
Plankton: You're a W.I.F.E.: Wired Integratred Female Explosion.
{{L|Fred|BOOM! The coffin explode. ''[Mr Krabs is seen running out with the hat behind him]''}}
 
{{L|Mama Krabs|You can take this one back to the trash heap.}}
Karen: Oh, you always pull that one out! "You're not a real wife, you're just a computer!"
{{L|Mr Krabs|Yes, Mommy. ''[tosses hat and shovel to Squidward]'' Squidward, I need you to make a return for me.}}
 
{{L|Mama Krabs|Thank ye for your concern for my finances, but me new boyfriend bought me this hat.}}
Plankton: Aah! Why don't you have an 'off' switch. (sees an off switch)
{{L|Mr Krabs|Boyfriend? Someone to spend money...I mean time with you? That's wonderful! Who is he? What's his name?}}
 
{{L|Mama Krabs|I don't know. I'm meeting him here, tonight.}}
Karen: Plankton, don't you dare... (turns off)
{{L|Mr Krabs|Wonderful! I'll stay open late so ye can have a nice, romantic dinner. Run along, make yourself pretty. SpongeBob, you're working late tonight. No overtime! ''[SpongeBob lunges himself into the door. Cut to a rose walking into the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is in a waiter uniform]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[clears throat]'' I've reservations for two, tonight.}}
Plankton: And now to woo that beloved creature. (cut to Mama Krabs taking a nap while Robot Plankton is looking through her window. Then the robot grabs her)
{{L|SpongeBob|Right this way, sir. ''[SpongeBob pulls back the chair for Plankton as he jumps up on it]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[shouts]'' Excuse me, I can't reach my silverware!}}
Robot Plankton: Roses are red. Violets are blue. World domination has nothing on you. (she screams)
{{L|SpongeBob|Terribly sorry, sir. ''[reaches into his pocket and takes out a miniature table & chair. Places it on top of the big table then grabs Plankton and places him in the chair]'' Will there be anything else?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Is my tie on straight?}}
Plankton: Hmmm, I guess she's not a poetry fan. (everyone is running around screaming while the robot is using its eye laser to spell out "I (heart) You" on the ground, but while destroying some of the town when doing this. Mama Krabs reads it and screams a few times) [The Trouble Song] Poetry, love notes--nothing's working. Perhaps something personal. (Mama Krabs is shrieking. The robot walks over to a rock and karate chops a memorial-like statue of Mama Krabs' head)
{{L|SpongeBob|You look FABULOUS! ''[Mama Krabs walks in]'' Your gentlemen caller awaits. ''[Mama Krabs walks up to the table]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[pulls rose away from his body]'' Hello, my dear. I must say you look ravishing tonight. ''[Mama Krabs notices tiny Plankton]''}}
Mama Krabs: Am I really that pretty?
{{L|Mama Krabs|Oh, my, you're a tiny thing, but awfully cute. Tell me about yourself. ''[sits down in a chair that SpongeBob has brought to her]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Well, I'm in the food service business. I'm a bit of a restauranter. I'm the founder and owner of the Chum Bucket.}}
Plankton: Oh, yeah...I am smooth. (cut to later in his restaurant by a phone) Just dial the number and ask her to dinner. C'mon, you can do this. (dial tones beeping; Plankton grunting)
{{L|Mama Krabs|Never heard of it.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[Points to the Chum Bucket]'' It's across the street.}}
Mama Krabs: Hello? (Plankton grunting in the phone) I'm hanging up.
{{L|Mama Krabs|Doesn't ring a bell. ''[Plankton shows her the back of a phone book with a picture of him and the Chum Bucket]''.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|It's on the back of the phone book! Come on! I paid a lotta money for that ad! ''[Puts the book away]'' Never mind, Never mind. I'd like to hear about you.}}
Plankton: Wait! This is your secret admirer.
{{L|Mama Krabs|Well...}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|Plankton!}}
Mama Krabs: Oh, you're that giant robot?
{{L|Plankton|Krabs!}}
 
{{L|Mama Krabs|Eugene!}}
Plankton: (laughing) No. I program the robot. Did you enjoy the gift I sent you?
{{L|Mr Krabs|Mommy?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|"Mommy?"}}
Mama Krabs: How did you know I wanted a hat? Have you been spying on me? (6 TV screens are set-up to in different parts of Mama Krabs house)
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps in the air]'' SpongeBob!}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|SpongeBob...}}
Plankton: It was...just a lucky guess. I've admired you from afar for far too long, my angel. We must meet face-to-face.
{{L|Plankton|This delectable creature is your mother?}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|This no-good conniving chiseler is your date?}}
Mama Krabs: Well, how about the Krusty Krab? Tonight at 8:00?
{{L|SpongeBob|And this devilishly handsome sponge is your waiter.}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|SpongeBob! I don't know what sort of skullduggory you're up to, Plankton, and I'm not waiting to find out. ''[picks up Plankton by his antenna]''}}
Plankton: Sounds wonderful. I'll be the tall fellow wearing a red carnation. Until tonight, my dear. (cut to Mama Krabs walking into the Krusty Krab)
{{L|Mama Krabs|Eugene, you put me boyfriend down, this instant!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Boyfriend?}}
Mr Krabs: Ah! Quick, SpongeBob, swallow me wallet!
{{L|Mr Krabs|But, mommy...}}
 
{{L|Plankton|You heard the lady. Let me go. ''[Mr Krabs drops him into Mama Krabs hand]''}}
SpongeBob: OK. (Mr Krabs shoves his wallet in SpongeBob's mouth and SpongeBob swallows it)
{{L|Plankton|That's more like it.}}
 
{{L|Mama Krabs|Come, Plankton. I'm sorry me son had to spoil our romantic evening.}}
Mr Krabs: Oh, sorry, Mommy. I can't lend you any money. SpongeBob accidentally swallowed me wallet. (sniffs his mother's hat) Mommy, you got yourself a hat without my financial assistance.
{{L|Mr Krabs|Mommy? ''[cut to Plankton cleaning a picture of Mama Krabs then in walks Mr Krabs]''. You!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Eugene.}}
Mama Krabs: Isn't it nice, Eugene? It's just the one I wanted.
{{L|Mr Krabs|I came to warn you, Plankton. Stay away from me mother. I know what you're really up to.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|I'm serious, Eugene. I've changed my ways. And all it took was the love of a beautiful woman.}}
Mr Krabs: But, Mommy, you shouldn't be spending my inheritance...I mean, since you told me you wanted a hat, I went out and I dug one up. (takes out a hat with holes in it)
{{L|Mr Krabs|All you love is thieving and conniving. Now, stop trying to get the formula out of me mother.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|What are you talking about?}}
Mama Krabs: Where did you get this old thing? (at a funeral where two fish are praying their respects to the person in the coffin will self- destrucked in 1 second)
{{L|Mr Krabs|I'm talking about the Krabby Patty formula!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Your mother knows the Krabby Patty formula?}}
Nat: She looks so peaceful.
{{L|Mr Krabs|Don't play stupid with me. Of course she does. It's an old Krabs family recipe. And you're not family! ''[Plankton frowns]'' I'm telling you for the last time: stay away from me mother. ''[walks out]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Not family, eh? I can fix that. ''[cut to Mama Krabs walking into the Krusty Krab]''}}
Fred: BOOM! The coffin explode. (Mr Krabs is seen running out with the hat behind him)
{{L|Mama Krabs|Eugene!}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|Mommy!}}
Mama Krabs: You can take this one back to the trash heap.
{{L|Mama Krabs|What did I tell ye about interfering in me life?}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|Mommy, can't you see? He's trying to seduce the Krabby patty formula right from under you.}}
Mr Krabs: Yes, Mommy. (tosses hat and shovel to Squidward) Squidward, I need you to make a return for me.
{{L|Mama Krabs|For your information, Eugene, he hasn't asked me once about the formula. I doubt that he even knows that I know it.}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|''[chuckles]'' Uh, yeah...funny thing about that.}}
Mama Krabs: Thank ye for your concern for my finances, but me new boyfriend bought me this hat.
{{L|Mama Krabs|I forbid ye to interfere in me private business. Go to your office, now!}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|Yes, mommy. ''[walks into his office]''}}
Mr Krabs: Boyfriend? Someone to spend money...I mean time with you? That's wonderful! Who is he? What's his name?
{{L|Plankton|Somebody call heaven because I think an angel's gone missing.}}
 
{{L|Mama Krabs|Oh, Sheldon.}}
Mama Krabs: I don't know. I'm meeting him here, tonight.
{{L|Plankton|Oh, Mrs Krabs.}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|Oh, brother.}}
Mr Krabs: Wonderful! I'll stay open late so ye can have a nice, romantic dinner. Run along, make yourself pretty. SpongeBob, you're working late tonight. No overtime! (SpongeBob lunges himself into the door. Cut to a rose walking into the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is in a waiter uniform)
{{L|Plankton|Attention, attention everyone. I'd like to make an announcement. Mrs Krabs, in full view of this restaurant, I ask you for your hand in holy matrimony.}}
 
{{L|Crowd|Aw!}}
Plankton: (clears throat) I've reservations for two, tonight.
{{L|Plankton|Would you marry me? ''[big diamond ring shown up close]''}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|Ah, that's it! No more hiding in my room like a scared little kid, it's time to act like a man! ''[jumps at Plankton]''}}
SpongeBob: Right this way, sir. (SpongeBob pulls back the chair for Plankton as he jumps up on it) Plankton: (shouts) Excuse me, I can't reach my silverware!
{{L|Plankton|Gasp!}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|''[jumps in his mother's lap]'' Please don't marry him, mommy! Don't marry this bad, bad man! I don't want you to!}}
SpongeBob: Terribly sorry, sir. (reaches into his pocket and takes out a miniature table & chair. Places it on top of the big table then grabs Plankton and places him in the chair) Will there be anything else?
{{L|Plankton|Too late Krabsy. We're going to be married. And you're gonna be my new son! ''[laughs maniacally. Mama Krabs hands the ring back to Plankton]'' Huh? What's this, honey bunch?}}
 
{{L|Mama Krabs|I'm flattered by your offer, really I am, but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment. ''[Mr Krabs laughs]''}}
Plankton: Is my tie on straight?
{{L|Plankton|What is this? There's somebody else, isn't there? ''[Robot Plankton stomping thunderously]''}}
 
{{L|Robot Plankton|I...I...this is very uncomfortable. I'll just wait in the car.}}
SpongeBob: You look FABULOUS! (Mama Krabs walks in) Your gentlemen caller awaits. (Mama Krabs walks up to the table)
{{L|Plankton|I don't believe this! You led me on!}}
 
{{L|Mama Krabs|Now, now, Plankton, it's not what ye think.}}
Plankton: (pulls rose away from his body) Hello, my dear. I must say you look ravishing tonight. (Mama Krabs notices tiny Plankton)
{{L|Plankton|I don't want to hear your lies! You owe me for leading me on like this! Give me the Krabby patty formula and we'll call it even.}}
 
{{L|Mama Krabs|The formula? Is that what this whole thing was about?}}
Mama Krabs: Oh, my, you're a tiny thing, but awfully cute. Tell me about yourself. (sits down in a chair that SpongeBob has brought to her)
{{L|Plankton|No, no, not really. I mean, not at first. I mean uh...honey bunch? Uh-oh. ''[Mama Krabs shows her muscles, which show as ships cannons. She punches Plankton back to the Chum Bucket]'' Oh, well, 'tis better to loved and lost then never to be loved at all! ''[Plankton ends up flying into the ON switch of Karen]''}}
 
{{L|Karen|Working.}}
Plankton: Well, I'm in the food service business. I'm a bit of a restauranter. I'm the founder and owner of the Chum Bucket.
{{L|Plankton|So, you decided to come crawling back to me, huh?}}
 
{{L|Karen|''[a laser machine comes down]'' What did you say?}}
Mama Krabs: Never heard of it.
{{L|Plankton|''[chuckles nervously]'' Nothing, dear.}}
 
{{L|Karen|''[zaps him]'' Yeah, that's what I thought you said, honey bunch. ''[Plankton groans]''}}
Plankton: (Points to the Chum Bucket) It's across the street.
 
Mama Krabs: Doesn't ring a bell. (Plankton shows her the back of a phone book with a picture of him and the Chum Bucket).
 
Plankton: It's on the back of the phone book! Come on! I paid a lotta money for that ad! (Puts the book away) Never mind, Never mind. I'd like to hear about you.
 
Mama Krabs: Well...
 
Mr Krabs: Plankton!
 
Plankton: Krabs!
 
Mama Krabs: Eugene!
 
Mr Krabs: Mommy?
 
Plankton: "Mommy?"
 
SpongeBob: (jumps in the air) SpongeBob!
 
Mr Krabs: SpongeBob...
 
Plankton: This delectable creature is your mother?
 
Mr Krabs: This no-good conniving chiseler is your date?
 
SpongeBob: And this devilishly handsome sponge is your waiter.
 
Mr Krabs: SpongeBob! I don't know what sort of skullduggory you're up to, Plankton, and I'm not waiting to find out. (picks up Plankton by his antenna)
 
Mama Krabs: Eugene, you put me boyfriend down, this instant!
 
Plankton: Boyfriend?
 
Mr Krabs: But, mommy...
 
Plankton: You heard the lady. Let me go. (Mr Krabs drops him into Mama Krabs hand)
 
Plankton: That's more like it.
 
Mama Krabs: Come, Plankton. I'm sorry me son had to spoil our romantic evening.
 
Mr Krabs: Mommy? (cut to Plankton cleaning a picture of Mama Krabs then in walks Mr Krabs). You!
 
Plankton: Eugene.
 
Mr Krabs: I came to warn you, Plankton. Stay away from me mother. I know what you're really up to.
 
Plankton: I'm serious, Eugene. I've changed my ways. And all it took was the love of a beautiful woman.
 
Mr Krabs: All you love is thieving and conniving. Now, stop trying to get the formula out of me mother.
 
Plankton: What are you talking about?
 
Mr Krabs: I'm talking about the Krabby Patty formula!
 
Plankton: Your mother knows the Krabby Patty formula?
 
Mr Krabs: Don't play stupid with me. Of course she does. It's an old Krabs family recipe. And you're not family! (Plankton frowns) I'm telling you for the last time: stay away from me mother. (walks out)
 
Plankton: Not family, eh? I can fix that. (cut to Mama Krabs walking into the Krusty Krab)
 
Mama Krabs: Eugene!
 
Mr Krabs: Mommy!
 
Mama Krabs: What did I tell ye about interfering in me life?
 
Mr Krabs: Mommy, can't you see? He's trying to seduce the Krabby patty formula right from under you.
 
Mama Krabs: For your information, Eugene, he hasn't asked me once about the formula. I doubt that he even knows that I know it.
 
Mr Krabs: (chuckles) Uh, yeah...funny thing about that.
 
Mama Krabs: I forbid ye to interfere in me private business. Go to your office, now!
 
Mr Krabs: Yes, mommy. (walks into his office)
 
Plankton: Somebody call heaven because I think an angel's gone missing.
 
Mama Krabs: Oh, Sheldon.
 
Plankton: Oh, Mrs Krabs.
 
Mr Krabs: Oh, brother.
 
Plankton: Attention, attention everyone. I'd like to make an announcement. Mrs Krabs, in full view of this restaurant, I ask you for your hand in holy matrimony.
 
Crowd: Aw!
 
Plankton: Would you marry me? (big diamond ring shown up close)
 
Mr Krabs: Ah, that's it! No more hiding in my room like a scared little kid, it's time to act like a man! (jumps at Plankton)
 
Plankton: Gasp!
 
Mr Krabs: (jumps in his mother's lap) Please don't marry him, mommy! Don't marry this bad, bad man! I don't want you to!
 
Plankton: Too late Krabsy. We're going to be married. And you're gonna be my new son! (laughs maniacally. Mama Krabs hands the ring back to Plankton) Huh? What's this, honey bunch?
 
Mama Krabs: I'm flattered by your offer, really I am, but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment. (Mr Krabs laughs)
 
Plankton: What is this? There's somebody else, isn't there? (Robot Plankton stomping thunderously)
 
Robot Plankton: I...I...this is very uncomfortable. I'll just wait in the car.
 
Plankton: I don't believe this! You led me on!
 
Mama Krabs: Now, now, Plankton, it's not what ye think.
 
Plankton: I don't want to hear your lies! You owe me for leading me on like this! Give me the Krabby patty formula and we'll call it even.
 
Mama Krabs: The formula? Is that what this whole thing was about?
 
Plankton: No, no, not really. I mean, not at first. I mean uh...honey bunch? Uh-oh. (Mama Krabs shows her muscles, which show as ships cannons. She punches Plankton back to the Chum Bucket) Oh, well, 'tis better to loved and lost then never to be loved at all! (Plankton ends up flying into the ON switch of Karen)
 
Karen: Working.
 
Plankton: So, you decided to come crawling back to me, huh?
 
Karen: (a laser machine comes down) What did you say?
 
Plankton: (chuckles nervously) Nothing, dear.
 
Karen: (zaps him) Yeah, that's what I thought you said, honey bunch. (Plankton groans)
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