Evil Spatula/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Evil Spatula" from season 9, which aired on March 9, 2013.

(The scene starts at the Krusty Krab in Mr. Krabs' office. SpongeBob is stirring a barrel tub. Mr. Krabs comes with a bag and a pail.)

Mr. Krabs: Just a couple more additives, SpongeBob. (Mr. Krabs dumps the ingredients in the barrel. The smell and aroma causes SpongeBob's face to disenegrate and his nose disappeared. Mr. Krabs is seen wearing a nurse's mask.) Oh and try not to breathe the fumes.

SpongeBob: Is it Toxic Patty Tuesday?

Mr. Krabs: Barnacles, no. (shows a lot of dirty money bills) The customers keep passing off their dirty money. So we're cooking up the only solution powerful enough to clean it.

SpongeBob: Well then let's get cleaning.

Mr. Krabs: Hold on, kiddo. We still have one more ingredient. (Takes out a bottle of Disulfide, SpongeBob takes the bottle and takes the lid off.)

SpongeBob: How much do we need?

Mr. Krabs: Careful, SpongeBob! Just two drops and that stuff could...

SpongeBob: Got it. Two drops... (Squeezes out some drops in the barrel. An explosion occurs and SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are smeared in black and their faces are blown up.)

Mr. Krabs: ...blow our faces off.

(A ringing is heard. SpongeBob looks at the fax machine.)

SpongeBob: Fax coming through, boss.

Mr. Krabs: We can get it later.

Coming soon...