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*''[episode begins at Krusty Krab]''
{{EpisodeTr
*'''Patrick:''' Thanks for having lunch with me, SpongeBob.
|title = Face Freeze!
*'''SpongeBob:''' Anything for my bestest buddy. There's no better way. I could've spent my lunch drink. ''[slurps]'' Ahh.
|titlecard = Face Freeze.png
*'''Patrick:''' That's a pretty cool face. ''[chuckles]'' Check you this one out. ''[chomps, chews]''
|seasonnumber = 8
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[laughs]'' I love it. What do you think of this? AWOO! ''[laughs]''
|episodenumber = 172a
*'''Patrick:''' Oh, hey, how about this? ''[dolphin call]''
|airdate = [[July 21]], [[2012]]}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' That's awesome! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick both laughing]''
{{L|''[episode begins at Krusty Krab]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''[snores]'' Ooh. I know this sound. It's the sound of me money being flushed down the toilet! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughs]'' SpongeBob! Why aren't you manning the fryer?
{{L|Patrick|Thanks for having lunch with me, SpongeBob.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Sorry, sir. I got carried away. Patrick and i here making face at each other.
{{L|SpongeBob|Anything for my bestest buddy. There's no better way. I could've spent my lunch drink. ''[slurps]'' Ahh.}}
*'''Patrick:''' Funny faces make me laugh! ''[laughs]''
{{L|Patrick|That's a pretty cool face. ''[chuckles]'' Check you this one out. ''[chomps, chews]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' What? Are you out of your liquid-absorbing mind?
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' I love it. What do you think of this? AWOO! ''[laughs]''}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Why, is there something wrong?
{{L|Patrick|Oh, hey, how about this? ''[dolphin call]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Haven't ye ever heard the saying "If you don't stop making that face, it'll freeze that way"?
{{L|SpongeBob|That's awesome! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick both laughing]''}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Aah, no!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[snores]'' Ooh. I know this sound. It's the sound of me money being flushed down the toilet! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughs]'' SpongeBob! Why aren't you manning the fryer?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Let me tell you the story of face freeze. ''[thunder claps, SpongeBob and Patrick's tooth chattering, breathing quickly]'' It here a cold day, in november, and in Bikini Bottom lived a man who loved to make faces. And the one he liked best was the stinky tongue out. ''[Fred raspberries and laughs]'' But what he really liked, was to stick his tongue at people. ''[Fred raspberries and laughs, Sadie and green Monroe wasps]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, sir. I got carried away. Patrick and i here making face at each other.}}
*'''Sadie:''' How huge! ''[Monroe cries]''
{{L|Patrick|Funny faces make me laugh! ''[laughs]''}}
*''[Fred raspberries]''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What? Are you out of your liquid-absorbing mind?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Until one day, when he stuck his tongue out for the 444th time, ''[Fred raspberries]'' his face froze with his tongue sticking out...
{{L|SpongeBob|Why, is there something wrong?}}
*'''Fred:''' Huh, huh... Huh? Permanently.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Haven't ye ever heard the saying "If you don't stop making that face, it'll freeze that way"?}}
*'''Mable:''' Weirdo.
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Aah, no!}}
*'''Fred:''' ''[muffled]'' No... NO!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Let me tell you the story of face freeze. ''[thunder claps, SpongeBob and Patrick's tooth chattering, breathing quickly]'' It here a cold day, in november, and in Bikini Bottom lived a man who loved to make faces. And the one he liked best was the stinky tongue out. ''[Fred raspberries and laughs]'' But what he really liked, was to stick his tongue at people. ''[Fred raspberries and laughs, Sadie and green Monroe wasps]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' He couldn't open his mouth for months. Until one day, his tongue dried up and fell off!
{{L|Sadie|How huge! ''[Monroe cries]''}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Oh, no!
{{L|''[Fred raspberries]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' So are you fonna keep making faces, boys?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Until one day, when he stuck his tongue out for the 444th time, ''[Fred raspberries]'' his face froze with his tongue sticking out...}}
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Huh-uh.
{{L|Fred|Huh, huh... Huh? Permanently.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Good. I hope you've learned your lesson.
{{L|Mable|Weirdo.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' I'm glad Mr. Krabs caught us before it was too late. Let's agree never to make faces again.
{{L|Fred|''[muffled]'' No... NO!}}
*'''Patrick:''' Done and done.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|He couldn't open his mouth for months. Until one day, his tongue dried up and fell off!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! Don't even smile. That's considered making a face.
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, no!}}
*'''Patrick:''' Right, gotcha. No problem. Not gonna make faces. No faces... at all.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So are you fonna keep making faces, boys?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' No faces... at all. Yeah. This is... ''[gulps]'' easy. How you holding up?
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Huh-uh.}}
*'''Patrick:''' Huh, fine. You?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good. I hope you've learned your lesson.}}
*''[SpongeBob grunts but makes an face and laughs]''
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm glad Mr. Krabs caught us before it was too late. Let's agree never to make faces again.}}
*'''Patrick:''' ''[laughs]'' Dun ah eeh.
{{L|Patrick|Done and done.}}
*''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Don't even smile. That's considered making a face.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Hey! ''[Patrick laughs]'' Patrick. PATRICK!!!!!
{{L|Patrick|Right, gotcha. No problem. Not gonna make faces. No faces... at all.}}
*'''Patrick:''' What?
{{L|SpongeBob|No faces... at all. Yeah. This is... ''[gulps]'' easy. How you holding up?}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Look at us. We're okay. Our faces didn't freeze.
{{L|Patrick|Huh, fine. You?}}
*''[Patrick stretching]''
{{L|''[SpongeBob grunts but makes an face and laughs]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' Gosh, you're right.
{{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Dun ah eeh.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Guess, Mr. Krabs made a mistake. Well, now that we know his tall tale isn't true. Let's make lots of faces.
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' You mean like this? ''[stretching]'' Ree eeh eeh!
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! ''[Patrick laughs]'' Patrick. PATRICK!!!!!}}
*''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both, SpongeBob growls]''
{{L|Patrick|What?}}
*'''Patrick:''' ''[laughs]'' Aye yi yi yi!
{{L|SpongeBob|Look at us. We're okay. Our faces didn't freeze.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[laughs]'' Aw!
{{L|''[Patrick stretching]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' Phee!
{{L|Patrick|Gosh, you're right.}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Ay yi yi yi yi yi!
{{L|SpongeBob|Guess, Mr. Krabs made a mistake. Well, now that we know his tall tale isn't true. Let's make lots of faces.}}
*'''Patrick:''' Dun ree ah yee!
{{L|Patrick|You mean like this? ''[stretching]'' Ree eeh eeh!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Doy doy doy doy!
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both, SpongeBob growls]''}}
*'''Patrick:''' Ah ah ooh!
{{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Aye yi yi yi!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Duh!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Aw!}}
*'''Patrick:''' Aydh!
{{L|Patrick|Phee!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Awoot duh doo!
{{L|SpongeBob|Ay yi yi yi yi yi!}}
*'''Patrick:''' Looo ooo ooo!
{{L|Patrick|Dun ree ah yee!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Day ah dah da dah!
{{L|SpongeBob|Doy doy doy doy!}}
*''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]''
{{L|Patrick|Ah ah ooh!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' I can't breathe! Well, still no frozen faces. Let's really put this myth to the test. Let's see what happens when me hold one face for a long time.
{{L|SpongeBob|Duh!}}
*'''Patrick:''' Yes! But, now do you choose just one? Um, well, let's see. Oh, oh... How about an eye cross, uh? And then slip into and overbite.[''Pulling out upper jaw''] And the finishing touch. Gah lowh.
{{L|Patrick|Aydh!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' ''[chuckles]'' Delightfully wicked, my friend. I call this one... ''[''''stretches mouth across face and pulls eye sockets up in a position like Gary's'''']'' The Gary. Meow!
{{L|SpongeBob|Awoot duh doo!}}
*'''Patrick:''' ''[chuckles]'' Gloriously disgusting, sir.
{{L|Patrick|Looo ooo ooo!}}
*'''SpongeBob:''' Let's not keep these grotesque faces to ourselves. Let us share then with the whole wide sea. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]''
{{L|SpongeBob|Day ah dah da dah!}}
*''[scene cuts]''
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]''}}
*[''Spongebob and Patrick laughing'']
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't breathe! Well, still no frozen faces. Let's really put this myth to the test. Let's see what happens when me hold one face for a long time.}}
*[''Spongebob and Patrick Come out of the Ocean'']
{{L|Patrick|Yes! But, now do you choose just one? Um, well, let's see. Oh, oh... How about an eye cross, uh? And then slip into and overbite.[''Pulling out upper jaw''] And the finishing touch. Gah lowh.}}
*[''Everybody swims away'']
{{L|SpongeBob|''[chuckles]'' Delightfully wicked, my friend. I call this one... ''[smooth, snap, pop]'' The Gary. Meow!}}
*[''Spongebob and Patrick laughing again'']
{{L|Patrick|''[chuckles]'' Gloriously disgusting, sir.}}
*'''Sandy''': You two need help.
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's not keep these grotesque faces to ourselves. Let us share then with the whole wide sea. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]''}}
*[''scene cuts'']
{{L|''[scene cuts]''}}{{L|[''Spongebob and Patrick laughing'']}} {{L|[''Spongebob and Patrick Come out of the Ocean'']}} {{L|[''Everybody swims away'']}} {{L|[''Spongebob and Patrick laughing again'']}} {{L|'''Sandy''': You two need help.}} {{L|[''scene cuts'']}} {{L|'''Patrick''': Hey Spongebob!}} {{L|[''Patrick turns on Flashlight'']}} {{L|[''Spongebob and Patrick Laughing'']}} {{L|[''Patrick turns off Flashlight'']}} {{L|'''Patrick''': Hey Spongebob!}} {{L|[''Patrick turns on Flashlight'']}} {{L|[''Spongebob and Patrick Laughing'']}} {{L|[''Patrick turns off Flashlight'']}} {{L|'''Patrick''': Hey Spongebob!}} {{L|[''Patrick turns on Flashlight'']}} {{L|[''Spongebob and Patrick Laughing'']}} {{L|'''Spongebob''': It never gets so old!}} {{L|[''Patrick turns off Flashlight'']}} {{L|[''Squidward rips Tent'']}} {{L|'''Squidward''': Would You Mind?!}} {{L|'''Spongebob''': Mind What? Making Faces? Of course were don't.}} {{L|[''Spongebob and Patrick Laughing'']}}'' ''{{L|'''Spongebob''': Your Turn Squidward let's see your Crazy Face.}} {{L|'''Squidward''': I don't wanna make faces I want to SLEEP! D-de-de-de-Da!}}
*'''Patrick''': Hey Spongebob!
''{{L|'''Spongebob''': Dah That's an good one right there}} [''Spongebob and Patrick laughs'']''
*[''Patrick turns on Flashlight'']
{{L|'''Squidward''': Lets try a new game, lets combine whatever you get or whatever its
*[''Spongebob and Patrick Laughing'']
*[''Patrick turns off Flashlight'']
*'''Patrick''': Hey Spongebob!
*[''Patrick turns on Flashlight'']
*[''Spongebob and Patrick Laughing'']
*[''Patrick turns off Flashlight'']
*'''Patrick''': Hey Spongebob!
*[''Patrick turns on Flashlight'']
*[''Spongebob and Patrick Laughing'']
*'''Spongebob''': It never gets so old!
*[''Patrick turns off Flashlight'']
*[''Squidward rips Tent'']
*'''Squidward''': Would You Mind?!
*'''Spongebob''': Mind What? Making Faces? Of course were don't.
*[''Spongebob and Patrick Laughing'']'' ''
*'''Spongebob''': Your Turn Squidward let's see your Crazy Face.
*'''Squidward''': I don't wanna make faces I want to SLEEP! D-de-de-de-Da!
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*'''Spongebob''': Dah That's an good one right there [''Spongebob and Patrick laughs'']
{{L|'''Squidward''': Lets try a new game, lets combine whatever you get out of whatever it is your doing.
 
'''Spongebob:''' I bet you can't hold that face all night while you sleep!
 
[both fall asleep]
 
'''Squidward:'''Whatever works.
 
[nighttime turns to day. cut to inside the tent]
 
'''Spongebob''': [''wakes up] ''Patrick, you really did hold that face all night!
 
'''Patrick: '''Actually, I can't move my face.
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Revision as of 14:16, 23 December 2012

  • [episode begins at Krusty Krab]
  • Patrick: Thanks for having lunch with me, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: Anything for my bestest buddy. There's no better way. I could've spent my lunch drink. [slurps] Ahh.
  • Patrick: That's a pretty cool face. [chuckles] Check you this one out. [chomps, chews]
  • SpongeBob: [laughs] I love it. What do you think of this? AWOO! [laughs]
  • Patrick: Oh, hey, how about this? [dolphin call]
  • SpongeBob: That's awesome! [SpongeBob and Patrick both laughing]
  • Mr. Krabs: [snores] Ooh. I know this sound. It's the sound of me money being flushed down the toilet! [SpongeBob and Patrick laughs] SpongeBob! Why aren't you manning the fryer?
  • SpongeBob: Sorry, sir. I got carried away. Patrick and i here making face at each other.
  • Patrick: Funny faces make me laugh! [laughs]
  • Mr. Krabs: What? Are you out of your liquid-absorbing mind?
  • SpongeBob: Why, is there something wrong?
  • Mr. Krabs: Haven't ye ever heard the saying "If you don't stop making that face, it'll freeze that way"?
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: Aah, no!
  • Mr. Krabs: Let me tell you the story of face freeze. [thunder claps, SpongeBob and Patrick's tooth chattering, breathing quickly] It here a cold day, in november, and in Bikini Bottom lived a man who loved to make faces. And the one he liked best was the stinky tongue out. [Fred raspberries and laughs] But what he really liked, was to stick his tongue at people. [Fred raspberries and laughs, Sadie and green Monroe wasps]
  • Sadie: How huge! [Monroe cries]
  • [Fred raspberries]
  • Mr. Krabs: Until one day, when he stuck his tongue out for the 444th time, [Fred raspberries] his face froze with his tongue sticking out...
  • Fred: Huh, huh... Huh? Permanently.
  • Mable: Weirdo.
  • Fred: [muffled] No... NO!
  • Mr. Krabs: He couldn't open his mouth for months. Until one day, his tongue dried up and fell off!
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh, no!
  • Mr. Krabs: So are you fonna keep making faces, boys?
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: Huh-uh.
  • Mr. Krabs: Good. I hope you've learned your lesson.
  • SpongeBob: I'm glad Mr. Krabs caught us before it was too late. Let's agree never to make faces again.
  • Patrick: Done and done.
  • SpongeBob: Patrick! Don't even smile. That's considered making a face.
  • Patrick: Right, gotcha. No problem. Not gonna make faces. No faces... at all.
  • SpongeBob: No faces... at all. Yeah. This is... [gulps] easy. How you holding up?
  • Patrick: Huh, fine. You?
  • [SpongeBob grunts but makes an face and laughs]
  • Patrick: [laughs] Dun ah eeh.
  • [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]
  • SpongeBob: Hey! [Patrick laughs] Patrick. PATRICK!!!!!
  • Patrick: What?
  • SpongeBob: Look at us. We're okay. Our faces didn't freeze.
  • [Patrick stretching]
  • Patrick: Gosh, you're right.
  • SpongeBob: Guess, Mr. Krabs made a mistake. Well, now that we know his tall tale isn't true. Let's make lots of faces.
  • Patrick: You mean like this? [stretching] Ree eeh eeh!
  • [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both, SpongeBob growls]
  • Patrick: [laughs] Aye yi yi yi!
  • SpongeBob: [laughs] Aw!
  • Patrick: Phee!
  • SpongeBob: Ay yi yi yi yi yi!
  • Patrick: Dun ree ah yee!
  • SpongeBob: Doy doy doy doy!
  • Patrick: Ah ah ooh!
  • SpongeBob: Duh!
  • Patrick: Aydh!
  • SpongeBob: Awoot duh doo!
  • Patrick: Looo ooo ooo!
  • SpongeBob: Day ah dah da dah!
  • [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]
  • SpongeBob: I can't breathe! Well, still no frozen faces. Let's really put this myth to the test. Let's see what happens when me hold one face for a long time.
  • Patrick: Yes! But, now do you choose just one? Um, well, let's see. Oh, oh... How about an eye cross, uh? And then slip into and overbite.[Pulling out upper jaw] And the finishing touch. Gah lowh.
  • SpongeBob: [chuckles] Delightfully wicked, my friend. I call this one... ['stretches mouth across face and pulls eye sockets up in a position like Gary's'] The Gary. Meow!
  • Patrick: [chuckles] Gloriously disgusting, sir.
  • SpongeBob: Let's not keep these grotesque faces to ourselves. Let us share then with the whole wide sea. [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]
  • [scene cuts]
  • [Spongebob and Patrick laughing]
  • [Spongebob and Patrick Come out of the Ocean]
  • [Everybody swims away]
  • [Spongebob and Patrick laughing again]
  • Sandy: You two need help.
  • [scene cuts]
  • Patrick: Hey Spongebob!
  • [Patrick turns on Flashlight]
  • [Spongebob and Patrick Laughing]
  • [Patrick turns off Flashlight]
  • Patrick: Hey Spongebob!
  • [Patrick turns on Flashlight]
  • [Spongebob and Patrick Laughing]
  • [Patrick turns off Flashlight]
  • Patrick: Hey Spongebob!
  • [Patrick turns on Flashlight]
  • [Spongebob and Patrick Laughing]
  • Spongebob: It never gets so old!
  • [Patrick turns off Flashlight]
  • [Squidward rips Tent]
  • Squidward: Would You Mind?!
  • Spongebob: Mind What? Making Faces? Of course were don't.
  • [Spongebob and Patrick Laughing]
  • Spongebob: Your Turn Squidward let's see your Crazy Face.
  • Squidward: I don't wanna make faces I want to SLEEP! D-de-de-de-Da!

  • Spongebob: Dah That's an good one right there [Spongebob and Patrick laughs]

{{L|Squidward: Lets try a new game, lets combine whatever you get out of whatever it is your doing.

Spongebob: I bet you can't hold that face all night while you sleep!

[both fall asleep]

Squidward:Whatever works.

[nighttime turns to day. cut to inside the tent]

Spongebob: [wakes up] Patrick, you really did hold that face all night!

Patrick: Actually, I can't move my face.

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