Face Freeze!/transcript

• [episode begins at Krusty Krab]
• Patrick: Thanks for having lunch with me, SpongeBob.
• SpongeBob: Anything for my bestest buddy. There's no better way. I could've spent my lunch drink. [slurps] Ahh.
• Patrick: That's a pretty cool face. [chuckles] Check you this one out. [chomps, chews]
• SpongeBob: [laughs] I love it. What do you think of this? AWOO! [laughs]
• Patrick: Oh, hey, how about this? [dolphin call]
• SpongeBob: That's awesome! [SpongeBob and Patrick both laughing]
• Mr. Krabs: [snores] Ooh. I know this sound. It's the sound of me money being flushed down the toilet! [SpongeBob and Patrick laughs] SpongeBob! Why aren't you manning the fryer?
• SpongeBob: Sorry, sir. I got carried away. Patrick and i here making face at each other.
• Patrick: Funny faces make me laugh! [laughs]
• Mr. Krabs: What? Are you out of your liquid-absorbing mind?
• SpongeBob: Why, is there something wrong?
• Mr. Krabs: Haven't ye ever heard the saying "If you don't stop making that face, it'll freeze that way"?
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Uuh, no!
• Mr. Krabs: Let me tell you the story of face freeze. [thunder claps, SpongeBob and Patrick's tooth chattering, breathing quickly] It here a cold day, in november, and in Bikini Bottom lived a man who loved to make faces. And the one he liked best was the stinky tongue out. [Fred raspberries and laughs] But what he really liked, was to stick his tongue at people. [Fred raspberries and laughs, Sadie and green Monroe wasps]
• Sadie: How rude! [Monroe cries]
• [Fred raspberries]
• Mr. Krabs: Until one day, when he stuck his tongue out for the 444th time, [Fred raspberries] his face froze with his tongue sticking out...
• Fred: Huh, huh... Huh? Permanently.
• Mable: Weirdo.
• Fred: [muffled] No... NO!
• Mr. Krabs: He couldn't open his mouth for months. Until one day, his tongue dried up and fell off!
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh, no!
• Mr. Krabs: So are you fonna keep making faces, boys?
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Huh-uh.
• Mr. Krabs: Good. I hope you've learned your lesson.
• SpongeBob: I'm glad Mr. Krabs caught us before it was too late. Let's agree never to make faces again.
• Patrick: Done and done.
• SpongeBob: Patrick! Don't even smile. That's considered making a face.
• Patrick: Right, gotcha. No problem. Not gonna make faces. No faces... at all.
• SpongeBob: No faces... at all. Yeah. This is... [gulps] easy. How you holding up?
• Patrick: Huh, fine. You?
• [SpongeBob grunts but makes an T-shaped face and laughs]
• Patrick: [laughs] Dun ah eeh.
• [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]
• SpongeBob: Hey! [Patrick laughs] Patrick. PATRICK!!!!!
• Patrick: What?
• SpongeBob: Look at us. We're okay. Our faces didn't freeze.
• [Patrick stretching]
• Patrick: Gosh, you're right.
• SpongeBob: Guess, Mr. Krabs made a mistake. Well, now that we know his tall tale isn't true. Let's make lots of faces.
• Patrick: You mean like this? [stretching] Ree eeh eeh!
• [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both, SpongeBob growls]
• Patrick: [laughs] Aye yi yi yi!
• SpongeBob: [laughs] Aw!
• Patrick: Phee!
• SpongeBob: Ay yi yi yi yi yi!
• Patrick: Dun ree ah yee!
• SpongeBob: Doy doy doy doy!
• Patrick: Ah ah ooh!
• SpongeBob: Duh!
• Patrick: Aydh!
• SpongeBob: Awoot duh doo!
• Patrick: Looo ooo ooo!
• SpongeBob: Day ah dah da dah!
• [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]
• SpongeBob: I can't breathe! Well, still no frozen faces. Let's really put this myth to the test. Let's see what happens when me hold one face for a long time.
• Patrick: Yes! But, now do you choose just one? Um, well, let's see. Oh, oh... How about an eye cross, [Makes his eyes go up to the top of his head] uh? And then slip into and overbite. [Pulling out upper jaw] And the finishing touch. Gah lowh.
• SpongeBob: [chuckles] Delightfully wicked, my friend. I call this one... [ he push his nose and making his mouth bigger and puts out his eyeballs on the top of his head] The Gary. Meow!
• Patrick: [chuckles] Gloriously disgusting, sir.
• SpongeBob: Let's not keep these grotesque faces to ourselves. Let us share then with the whole wide sea. [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]
• [scene cuts]
• [Spongebob and Patrick laughing]
• [SpongeBob and Patrick Come out of the Ocean]
• [Everybody swims away]
• [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing again]
• Sandy: You two need help.
• [scene cuts]
• Patrick: Hey Spongebob!
• [Patrick turns on Flashlight]
• [SpongeBob and Patrick Laughing]
• [Patrick turns off Flashlight]
• Patrick: Hey SpongeBob!
• [Patrick turns on Flashlight]
• [SpongeBob and Patrick Laughing]
• [Patrick turns off Flashlight]
• Patrick: Hey SpongeBob!
• [Patrick turns on Flashlight]
• [SpongeBob and Patrick Laughing]
• SpongeBob: It never gets so old!
• [Patrick turns off Flashlight]
• [Squidward rips Tent]
• Squidward: Would You Mind?!
• SpongeBob: Mind What? Making Faces? Of course were don't.
• [Spongebob and Patrick Laughing]
• SpongeBob: Your Turn Squidward let's see your Crazy Face.
• Squidward: I don't wanna make faces I want to SLEEP! D-de-de-de-Da!

• SpongeBob: Hey! That's a good one right there.
• [SpongeBob and Patrick laughs]
• Squidward: Let's try a new game. Let's combine whatever you get out of whatever this is you're doing with A-QUIET A-SLEEP!!!!!
• SpongeBob:Interesting challenge, but let's raise the stakes even higher. Patrick, I'll bet you can't keep that face all night, while you sleep!
• Patrick: Oh yeah? Watch me, [They both sleep]
• Squidward: Whatever. [Later. The Sun rises]
• 'SpongeBob: '[Suprised]'' Wow Patrick, you did hold that face all night!
• Patrick: Actually, I can't move my face at all [He feels on his face]
• SpongeBob: I can't move my face either!
• Patrick: All right! We did it!
• SpongeBob: No Patrick, It's not all right, this means Mr. Krabs was right! Patrick we have a face freeze!
• [Both scream]
• SpongeBob: Patrick, Sandy was right, we need help!
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Sandy! Sandy!
• [Later at Sandy's house]
• Sandy: Hmmmm, this may get tricky. Y'all need to relax them facial muscles what y'all need is a mossage.n
• SpongeBob: And you're a licensed mussoge, right Sandy?
• Sandy: Well I shouldn't say licensed. Just sit back, relax, and let my gentle mamalian hands melt away that tension. [shows Sandy's hand looking creepy]
• Sandy: You seem to be carrying a lot of stress in your eyeballs. Them shoulders look way outta line. Fell them nights just meltin away. Let's see if i can just get that jaw line back in place. [Later, Sandy is done] Phew! OK you two bad news first. That wicked face freeze ain't going nowhere. But, y'all are looking much more relaxed.
• [showing that SpongeBob's and Patrick's faces are more deformed]
• [At Krusty Krab] Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, SpongeBob!
• SpongeBob: Hello Mr. Krabs.
• Mr. Krabs: Hey, you all right boy, eh, look a little killy-wompish walking in here.
• SpongeBob: Doing fine Mr. Krabs. Just grillin and grillin.
• Mr. Krabs: Ahem. But what's with this cubed posture
• SpongeBob: You hear that, someone just dropped a penny.
• Mr. Krabs: (Gasps) WHERE?! WHERE?! [Looks for penny]
• SpongeBob: That'll give me some time.
• Squidward: Let's go SpongeBob, the orders are pouring out.
• SpongeBob: On it Squidward!
• SpongeBob: [Onion juice gets in his eye] AH, NEPTUNE! HELP!
• Squidward: Come on SpongeBob! Chop, Chop!
• SpongeBob: OK, OK
• SpongeBob: [Falls, retrieves patties on back, screams] Order up.
• Squidward: You deliver it, I'm on break.
• Mr. Krabs: Penny, penny, penny, penny.
• SpongeBob: Krabs is distracted, now's my chance. Your order sir.
• Harold: [Gasps at that SpongeBob's lips is on the patties] I'm sorry, I did not order a side of lips with my patty!
• SpongeBob: Oh, dear.
• Harold: [Takes money out of register] I'm taking my clams, elsewhere.
• Mr. Krabs: WAIT! COME BACK!!
• SpongeBob: WHY, OH, WHY, WHY DID I HAVE TO MAKE A FACE?
• Mr. Krabs: What's going on back here. We're losing buisness!
• SpongeBob: How should I know, I'm just a cook in these parts.
• Mr. Krabs: Face me when I'm talking to you boy. [SpongeBob turns around with his face down] So I can see your face.
• SpongeBob: Hey, have you seen this, Mr. Krabs? [shows him a rolling trick] My impersination of a burrito!
• Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you better stand up this instant or... Huh? [Sees Patrick walk in with face freeze]
• Patrick: Oh. Uhhh, is this a bad time, SpongeBob?
• Mr. Krabs: Oh, I see what's going on here. [Picks up SpongeBob] AHA! You just had to keep making faces, didn't ya?ou couldn't heed me warning, could ya?
• SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, we thought it was one of your stories.
• Mr. Krabs: I'm losing business, because you thought I was telling one of me stories?! Why, this makes me so angry! I could just... just... just... ahhh! [Mr. Krabs' anger gives him a creepy face freeze, a freezing noise is heard] NO, I can't move my face. I've got the face freeze too!!
• Squidward- WHAT IS THE HOLD UP IN HERE?
• SpongeBob- Wait Squidward, don't get worked up you could get the face freeze!
• Squidward- Face Freeze! I thought that was a myth. HA! Krabs too! HA HA HA!! (Begins laughing hard) This is so rich!  UH OH? [Sees Patrick, begins laughing very hard and he too gets a face freeze and a other freezing noise is heard] Hey, my face. AH, MY FACE! Oh, great, look at what you've done. [Begins crying]
• Mr. Krabs: LOOK! Squidward has it too!
• [All three begin laughing while Squidward begins crying]
• Squidward: HEY, IT'S NOT FUNNY! STOP LAUGHING!