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{{L|Squidward|''[through his teeth]'' Mr. Krabs, he is not normal. ''[SpongeBob starts kissing a Krabby Patty]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[through his teeth]'' Mr. Krabs, he is not normal. ''[SpongeBob starts kissing a Krabby Patty]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right, you can sit down for five minutes. Then it's back to work. ''[Squidward drops over and starts snoring. Plankton, wearing a tight black suit descends from a rope on the wall and monitors at SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|All right, you can sit down for five minutes. Then it's back to work. ''[Squidward drops over and starts snoring. Plankton, wearing a tight black suit descends from a rope on the wall and monitors at SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Drats! He's not collapsing from exhaustion, but with a little more pressure, the Sponge will crack like an egg ''[clenches fist]'', and I'll be there to feast on the goo of his shattered psyche. ''[Slurps and then does an evil laugh] | {{L|Plankton|Drats! He's not collapsing from exhaustion, but with a little more pressure, the Sponge will crack like an egg ''[clenches fist]'', and I'll be there to feast on the goo of his shattered psyche. ''[Slurps and then does an evil laugh]''[Mr. Krabs notices Plankton, but since he is tiny, black and suspending from a coil, he believes Plankton is a small insect]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eww! A spider bug. ''[Mr. Krabs squishes him and the scene changes to the Chum Bucket a while later. Plankton is on the phone, ordering an item from the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs picks up on the other line]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Eww! A spider bug. ''[Mr. Krabs squishes him and the scene changes to the Chum Bucket a while later. Plankton is on the phone, ordering an item from the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs picks up on the other line]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Krusty Krab! The restaurant that never closes. Would you like to place an order? ''[We hear a muffled sound from Mr. Krab's phone]'' 10,000 Krabby Patties! We'll start your order right away, Mr....uh, uh...What was that name again? ''[Muffles coming from the phone. Mr. Krabs writes his information on a piece of paper]'' Uh huh...Peter Lankton. Wait a minute; this isn't some kind of prank, is it?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Krusty Krab! The restaurant that never closes. Would you like to place an order? ''[We hear a muffled sound from Mr. Krab's phone]'' 10,000 Krabby Patties! We'll start your order right away, Mr....uh, uh...What was that name again? ''[Muffles coming from the phone. Mr. Krabs writes his information on a piece of paper]'' Uh huh...Peter Lankton. Wait a minute; this isn't some kind of prank, is it?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Ecstatic]'' Did you hear that spatula? You, me and 10,000 Krabby Patties. And the best part? No breaks! ''[Pinches self]'' Wow! ''[Cut to a view of the ocean with a small island with some palm trees in the background. Mr. Krabs floats by as he hits his bell]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Ecstatic]'' Did you hear that spatula? You, me and 10,000 Krabby Patties. And the best part? No breaks! ''[Pinches self]'' Wow! ''[Cut to a view of the ocean with a small island with some palm trees in the background. Mr. Krabs floats by as he hits his bell]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Day 15! Give it up for day 15! SpongeBob floats by as the setting transforms into the nighttime]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Day 15! Give it up for day 15! SpongeBob floats by as the setting transforms into the nighttime]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|K-R-A-B-B-Y...''[drones off] | {{L|SpongeBob|K-R-A-B-B-Y... ''[drones off]''[Plankton floats by as the setting transforms into the daytime. Plankton laughs menacingly. SpongeBob floats by a lot faster]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|1,322... ''[Mr. Krabs floats by as the setting transforms into the nighttime. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob continue floating by as the setting changes from day to night and vice versa]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|1,322... ''[Mr. Krabs floats by as the setting transforms into the nighttime. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob continue floating by as the setting changes from day to night and vice versa]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Day 23! Give it up for day 23!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Day 23! Give it up for day 23!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|6,654...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|6,654...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Day 30!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Day 30!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|7,121...''[Plankton floats by now. He laughs menacingly. Burger items float by. SpongeBob floats by]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|7,121... ''[Plankton floats by now. He laughs menacingly. Burger items float by. SpongeBob floats by]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|8,659 ''[Old Man Jenkins floats by, confused]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|8,659 ''[Old Man Jenkins floats by, confused]''}} | ||
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Wait, what's going on? Whoa, whoa! ''[The scene switches back to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs appears extremely tired]''}} | {{L|Old Man Jenkins|Wait, what's going on? Whoa, whoa! ''[The scene switches back to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs appears extremely tired]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Day...''[record scratch]'' anyone know how many days it's been? I've lost track.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Day... ''[record scratch]'' anyone know how many days it's been? I've lost track.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Breathing heavily next to a pile of Krabby Patties]'' 43 ''[Gasps, as the top of his head expands and shrinks] | {{L|Squidward|''[Breathing heavily next to a pile of Krabby Patties]'' 43 ''[Gasps, as the top of his head expands and shrinks]''[SpongeBob places a tray of food items on the chef's window and then shoves them off. He does the same again for a smelly boot]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What the flimflam? ''[Enters the kitchen and notices SpongeBob looking like a wreck]'' What are you doing in here, boy? You're wasting all me food. ''[SpongeBob does not answer him]'' Boy? ''[SpongeBob starts fighting the air with his spatula. Mr. Krabs hits him on the back of his head]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What the flimflam? ''[Enters the kitchen and notices SpongeBob looking like a wreck]'' What are you doing in here, boy? You're wasting all me food. ''[SpongeBob does not answer him]'' Boy? ''[SpongeBob starts fighting the air with his spatula. Mr. Krabs hits him on the back of his head]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Drowsily]'' Oh, hey Mr. Krabs. When did you get here?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Drowsily]'' Oh, hey Mr. Krabs. When did you get here?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, I'm worried that...''[Mr. Krabs turns into a giant talking Krabby Patty]'' Got it?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, I'm worried that... ''[Mr. Krabs turns into a giant talking Krabby Patty]'' Got it?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[wiping his eyes]'' I'm sorry Mr. Krabs. Could you run that by me again?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[wiping his eyes]'' I'm sorry Mr. Krabs. Could you run that by me again?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure, I said I'm worried that...''[He turns into a Krabby Patty again. He turns back into himself after he stops talking]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Sure, I said I'm worried that... ''[He turns into a Krabby Patty again. He turns back into himself after he stops talking]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's what I thought you said. Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal: ''[he starts screaming and throwing his hands in the air. He hides in the corner, waving his spatula at Mr. Krabs]'' Stay back! I'm warning you!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's what I thought you said. Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal: ''[he starts screaming and throwing his hands in the air. He hides in the corner, waving his spatula at Mr. Krabs]'' Stay back! I'm warning you!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Starts walking towards SpongeBob]'' All right. Now you're just acting silly. I want you to...''[Mr. Krabs turns into a Krabby Patty again]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Starts walking towards SpongeBob]'' All right. Now you're just acting silly. I want you to... ''[Mr. Krabs turns into a Krabby Patty again]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, don't eat me; I'm too chewy. ''[Screams and runs outside the kitchen, where his eyes bulge as he notices the customers are now Krabby Patties]'' Holy shrimp! They're everywhere! ''[Runs screaming and knocks into a Krabby Patty, falling]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, don't eat me; I'm too chewy. ''[Screams and runs outside the kitchen, where his eyes bulge as he notices the customers are now Krabby Patties]'' Holy shrimp! They're everywhere! ''[Runs screaming and knocks into a Krabby Patty, falling]''}} | ||
{{L|Krabby Patty|''[looking at him]'' What?}} | {{L|Krabby Patty|''[looking at him]'' What?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Running and screaming. He starts screaming at two Krabby Patties sitting at a table, then one going to the bathroom and then screaming and pointing at a normal looking fish wearing a light purple shirt]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Running and screaming. He starts screaming at two Krabby Patties sitting at a table, then one going to the bathroom and then screaming and pointing at a normal looking fish wearing a light purple shirt]''}} | ||
{{L|Female Companion|I told you that shirt was hideous. ''[SpongeBob screams again as Mr. Krabs grabs him and pulls him into the kitchen, while SpongeBob is digging his nails into the floor]''}} | {{L|Female Companion|I told you that shirt was hideous. ''[SpongeBob screams again as Mr. Krabs grabs him and pulls him into the kitchen, while SpongeBob is digging his nails into the floor]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, no! I want to live! ''[He enters the kitchen, but bursts the door open]'' I want to live ''[He's dragged back inside] | {{L|SpongeBob|No, no! I want to live! ''[He enters the kitchen, but bursts the door open]'' I want to live ''[He's dragged back inside]''[The camera shows Squidward, exhausted]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[inside the kitchen]'' Mr. Krabs, what's going on? Everywhere I look, I see killer Krabby Patties.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[inside the kitchen]'' Mr. Krabs, what's going on? Everywhere I look, I see killer Krabby Patties.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[patting SpongeBob's head]'' There, there. I'm sure it's nothing that getting back to work won't solve. Here's your Spatular. ''[Hands SpongeBob his spatula]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[patting SpongeBob's head]'' There, there. I'm sure it's nothing that getting back to work won't solve. Here's your Spatular. ''[Hands SpongeBob his spatula]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Wrestler?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wrestler?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, a psychiatrist.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, a psychiatrist.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, but where am I going to find a psychiatrist? ''[A paper airplane hits him in the head]'' Ow! ''[Plankton is heading at the chef's window and then drops down. SpongeBob starts reading the paper]'' Hey, look at this! "Dr. Peter Lankton: Psychiatrist. Specializing in Krabby Patty phobias". Gosh, I don't know about this, Krabs; wouldn't I have to miss work if I went to see...''[Mr. Krabs holds up a patty in front of SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob points and screams at it, then runs off] | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, but where am I going to find a psychiatrist? ''[A paper airplane hits him in the head]'' Ow! ''[Plankton is heading at the chef's window and then drops down. SpongeBob starts reading the paper]'' Hey, look at this! "Dr. Peter Lankton: Psychiatrist. Specializing in Krabby Patty phobias". Gosh, I don't know about this, Krabs; wouldn't I have to miss work if I went to see... ''[Mr. Krabs holds up a patty in front of SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob points and screams at it, then runs off]''[The scene switches to SpongeBob, paper in hand, finding out where the psychiatric center is. SpongeBob looks up]'' Well, this looks like the place. ''[It is the Chum Bucket with the sign "Dr. P. Lankton Psychiatrist" on it. SpongeBob enters, looking for the psychiatrist]'' Hello? Doctor?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Come in, Mr. SquarePants. Please have a seat on the couch. ''[SpongeBob sits on the couch. He turns his chair around so that we can see Plankton wearing a costume and beard]'' Now...''[chuckles]'' Let's unload all that harmful information in your little yellow head.}} | {{L|Plankton|Come in, Mr. SquarePants. Please have a seat on the couch. ''[SpongeBob sits on the couch. He turns his chair around so that we can see Plankton wearing a costume and beard]'' Now... ''[chuckles]'' Let's unload all that harmful information in your little yellow head.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You're a bit smaller than I imagined, doctor, but I guess that's why they call you shrink ''[laughs]''. Do you think there's hope for me, doctor?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You're a bit smaller than I imagined, doctor, but I guess that's why they call you shrink ''[laughs]''. Do you think there's hope for me, doctor?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Hope, hope? When I get my hands on that formula, there won't be any hope for any of you. ''[Laughs, but then clears his throat]'' Yeah, I mean: you'll be cured in no time.}} | {{L|Plankton|Hope, hope? When I get my hands on that formula, there won't be any hope for any of you. ''[Laughs, but then clears his throat]'' Yeah, I mean: you'll be cured in no time.}} | ||
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{{L|Krabby Patty|And here's some chocolate milk. ''[Hands SpongeBob a glass of chocolate milk]''}} | {{L|Krabby Patty|And here's some chocolate milk. ''[Hands SpongeBob a glass of chocolate milk]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|The king of flavored dairy drinks! ''[He drinks it quickly]'' Oh, Krabby Patty, I'm so glad we're friends again.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|The king of flavored dairy drinks! ''[He drinks it quickly]'' Oh, Krabby Patty, I'm so glad we're friends again.}} | ||
{{L|Krabby Patty|Just remember, SpongeBob, I'll always be with you right here ''[points to a part of SpongeBob's stomach]''.}} | {{L|Krabby Patty|Just remember, SpongeBob, I'll always be with you right here ''[points to a part of SpongeBob's stomach]'' .}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|In my heart?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|In my heart?}} | ||
{{L|Krabby Patty|Actually, in your arteries. Now, do me a favor and wake up. Wake up.}} | {{L|Krabby Patty|Actually, in your arteries. Now, do me a favor and wake up. Wake up.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I just needed some sleep, is all.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I just needed some sleep, is all.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I can safely say, "No more 24 hour shifts", because 23 hours will be plenty ''[Laughs. SpongeBob then starts laughing]''. No, seriously. Get back to work!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I can safely say, "No more 24 hour shifts", because 23 hours will be plenty ''[Laughs. SpongeBob then starts laughing]''. No, seriously. Get back to work!}} | ||
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