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{{L|Squidward|Wait, don't go!}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait, don't go!}}
{{L|Man|Hey, you stink!}}
{{L|Man|Hey, you stink!}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait, it was a joke! ''[looks around at the mess he has made of SpongeBob and gets angry with himself]'' Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong? I didn't mean to make him cry. I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob I'm sor-eaach. ''[makes silly face]'' Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- ''[throat goes haywire]'' gii! This is gonna be tougher than I thought.  [bubble transition to Squidward going to SpongeBob's pineapple. He knocks on SpongeBob's door]'' SpongeBob? Uh, SpongeBob, come out! I've got something to tell you! SpongeBob? ''[notices a Krusty Krab hat and goes over there to talk the man who is wearing it]'' Uhh, I was thinking about today and uh… and it just seems that I may owe you some sort of… This isn't something I normally do so, listen carefully SpongeBob, because I am about to tell you that I am... ''[notices that the guy with the hat on is Patrick]'' Patrick? What are you doing here?}}
{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait, it was a joke! ''[looks around at the mess he has made of SpongeBob and gets angry with himself]'' Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong? I didn't mean to make him cry. I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob I'm sor-eaach. ''[makes silly face]'' Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- ''[throat goes haywire]'' gii! This is gonna be tougher than I thought.  [bubble transition to Squidward going to SpongeBob's pineapple. He knocks on SpongeBob's door]'' SpongeBob? Uh, SpongeBob, come out! I've got something to tell you! SpongeBob? ''[notices a Krusty Krab hat and goes over there to talk to the man who is wearing it]'' Uhh, I was thinking about today and uh… and it just seems that I may owe you some sort of… This isn't something I normally do so, listen carefully SpongeBob, because I am about to tell you that I am... ''[notices that the guy with the hat on is Patrick]'' Patrick? What are you doing here?}}
{{L|Patrick|Digging.}}
{{L|Patrick|Digging.}}
{{L|Squidward|Why are you wearing that hat?}}
{{L|Squidward|Why are you wearing that hat?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I cant, I don't have a bottle opener. ''[Squidward hands SpongeBob a can and Squidward drives to the other side of the road]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I cant, I don't have a bottle opener. ''[Squidward hands SpongeBob a can and Squidward drives to the other side of the road]''}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I'm... ''[whispers into the can. Puts the can up to his ear but hears some sort of noise. Patrick is flossing his teeth. Squidward throws the binoculars down on the ground]'' SpongeBob, all I am trying to say is that I am... ''[waves tentacles in the air and bubbles form. Puts a big bubble on his head and then talks]'' ...sorry. ''[pops the bubble]'' There you go.}}
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I'm... ''[whispers into the can. Puts the can up to his ear but hears some sort of noise. Patrick is flossing his teeth. Squidward throws the binoculars down on the ground]'' SpongeBob, all I am trying to say is that I am... ''[waves tentacles in the air and bubbles form. Puts a big bubble on his head and then talks]'' ...sorry. ''[pops the bubble]'' There you go.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But I couldn't... ''[Squidward slams door in his face]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But I couldn't... ''[Squidward slams the door in his face]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I don't care! I said it! My conscience is clear! ''[walks away. Then an image of Patrick appears in the air]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I don't care! I said it! My conscience is clear! ''[walks away. Then an image of Patrick appears in the air]''}}
{{L|Patrick|It must have been pretty good to make him cry like that. ''[Squid continues walking and runs into a ghost image on a guy at the restaurant]''}}
{{L|Patrick|It must have been pretty good to make him cry like that. ''[Squidward continues walking and runs into a ghost image of a guy at the Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|Tom|April Fools, jerk. ''[runs again but this time his mother appears]''}}
{{L|Tom|April Fools, jerk. ''[runs again but this time his mother appears]''}}
{{L|Squid's Mom|''[man voice]'' You stink!}}
{{L|Squid's Mom|''[man voice]'' You stink!}}
{{L|Squidward|Mother? ''[runs back to SpongeBob's house to apologize]'' All right, all right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I admit it, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you, in fact SpongeBob, I like you! I like living next door, I like hearimg your foghorn alarm in the morning and your high-pitched giggling at night! I also like Gary, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and all the other people I'm forced to be in contact with! And, and, and... ''[SpongeBob opens the door slightly]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Mother? ''[runs back to SpongeBob's house to apologize]'' All right, all right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I admit it, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you, in fact SpongeBob, I like you! I like living next door, I like hearing your foghorn alarm in the morning and your high-pitched giggling at night! I also like Gary, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and all the other people I'm forced to be in contact with! And, and, and... ''[SpongeBob opens the door slightly]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Is all that true?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Is all that true?}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, SpongeBob. Yes, it's all true.}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, SpongeBob. Yes, it's all true.}}
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{{L|Squidward|What the...? Yes, whatever! But you have to promise not to tell anybody.}}
{{L|Squidward|What the...? Yes, whatever! But you have to promise not to tell anybody.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I promise.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I promise.}}
{{L|Squidward|Really? ''[Sponge opens the door all the way, revealing the citizens of Bikini Bottom inside]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Really? ''[SpongeBob opens the door all the way, revealing the citizens of Bikini Bottom inside]''}}
{{L|All|April Fools!}}
{{L|All|April Fools!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[twitches eye]'' April Fools! You're right, April Fools! I just fooled you all! ''[laughs hysterically while going back into his house]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[twitches eye]'' April Fools! You're right, April Fools! I just fooled you all! ''[laughs hysterically while going back into his house]''}}

Revision as of 19:18, 22 October 2015