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{{L|SpongeBob|We're moving today!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're moving today!}}
{{L|Gary|''[quizzically]'' Meow?}}
{{L|Gary|''[quizzically]'' Meow?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes,That's right! We're leaving home. We're going to become peasants! ''[puts on a hat and mustache]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, that's right! We're leaving home. We're going to become peasants! ''[puts on a hat and mustache]''}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[He takes away Gary's bowl]'' No more food. ''[gives Gary a plate with clams on it]'' Sorry, Gary. Peasants only eat mashed-up clamshells. ''[sprinkles some salt on the shells. Gary starts crying]'' April Fools! ''[takes off the outfit and puts Gary's food bowl back onto the floor]'' There ya go, pal!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[He takes away Gary's bowl]'' No more food. ''[gives Gary a plate with clams on it]'' Sorry, Gary. Peasants only eat mashed-up clamshells. ''[sprinkles some salt on the shells. Gary starts crying]'' April Fools! ''[takes off the outfit and puts Gary's food bowl back onto the floor]'' There ya go, pal!}}
{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[eats]''}}
{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[eats]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes into the kitchen]'' Whew, I'm thirsty! ''[takes a big glass of lemonade out of the fridge]'' [deep voice] This is an extreme thirst! ''[sets the lemonade down on the floor; bubble transition to him putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes into the kitchen]'' Whew, I'm thirsty! ''[takes a big glass of lemonade out of the fridge]'' ''[deep voice]'' This is an extreme thirst! ''[sets the lemonade down on the floor; bubble transition to him putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all of these drinks! April Fools! ''[holds up a mirror]'' To me! ''[laughs obnoxiously and walks outside and towards work. Squidward sees him]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all of these drinks! April Fools! ''[holds up a mirror]'' To me! ''[laughs obnoxiously and walks outside and towards work. Squidward sees him]''}}
{{L|Squidward|What's he so happy about? ''[walks by the calendar and notices it's April Fools Day. He panics]'' April 1st? ''[screams]'' April Fools Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday! ''[puts a heating pad on his head and dials the number for the Krusty Krab]'' Mr. Krabs, I can't come in today. I caught something terrible.}}
{{L|Squidward|What's he so happy about? ''[walks by the calendar and notices it's April Fools Day. He panics]'' April 1st? ''[screams]'' April Fools Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday! ''[puts a heating pad on his head and dials the number for the Krusty Krab]'' Mr. Krabs, I can't come in today. I caught something terrible.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but he told us to tell you...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but he told us to tell you...}}
{{L|Squidward|Tell me what?}}
{{L|Squidward|Tell me what?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispers into Squidward's ear]'' He told me to tell you...April Fools.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispers into Squidward's ear]'' He told me to tell you... April Fools.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[lays his hat on the table]'' Well, it's been nice working here. ''[he walks off]'' Thanks for everything, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[lays his hat on the table]'' Well, it's been nice working here. ''[he walks off]'' Thanks for everything, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, wait!}}
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{{L|Squidward|You do?}}
{{L|Squidward|You do?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure, there are lots of other willing participants. Right, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure, there are lots of other willing participants. Right, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs sits on a whoopee cushion and it "farts". SpongeBob laughs]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs sits on a whoopee cushion and it "farts." SpongeBob laughs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, as long as it's not me.}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, as long as it's not me.}}
{{L|''[bubble transition to SpongeBob carrying a tray of burger patties when an old lady comes by]''}}
{{L|''[bubble transition to SpongeBob carrying a tray of burger patties when an old lady comes by]''}}
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{{L|''[Squidwards eyes pop out as he laughs. SpongeBob screams and flies into Bubble Bass's rear]''}}
{{L|''[Squidwards eyes pop out as he laughs. SpongeBob screams and flies into Bubble Bass's rear]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ''[we see Squidward cheerleading, laughing, and jumping into the air. Then SpongeBob smashes into the ceiling]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ''[we see Squidward cheerleading, laughing, and jumping into the air. Then SpongeBob smashes into the ceiling]''}}
{{L|Squidward|''[runs and holds out his arms to catch SpongeBob]'' Ill catch you, SpongeBob! ''[he giggles to himself. SpongeBob screams and almost lands in Squidward's arms, but before he does, Squidward sets out a garbage can in front of him, and SpongeBob falls into the goop in the garbage can]'' Whoops. ''[dumps SpongeBob, who is now the shape of the can, out of the garbage can]'' April Fools, you little sausage! ''[he laughs. SpongeBob cries hysterically and runs out of the Krusty Krab]'' SpongeBob! I was just kidding! Cmon, cmon. You all know I was just kidding… right?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[runs and holds out his arms to catch SpongeBob]'' I'll catch you, SpongeBob! ''[he giggles to himself. SpongeBob screams and almost lands in Squidward's arms, but before he does, Squidward sets out a garbage can in front of him, and SpongeBob falls into the goop in the garbage can]'' Whoops. ''[dumps SpongeBob, who is now the shape of the can, out of the garbage can]'' April Fools, you little sausage! ''[he laughs. SpongeBob cries hysterically and runs out of the Krusty Krab]'' SpongeBob! I was just kidding! Cmon, cmon. You all know I was just kidding… Right?}}
{{L|Martin|Aww, man, poor kid.}}
{{L|Martin|Aww, man, poor kid.}}
{{L|Shubie|That guy has definitely got some issues to work out. ''[Everyone looks angry at Squidward and leaves]''}}
{{L|Shubie|That guy has definitely got some issues to work out. ''[Everyone looks angry at Squidward and leaves]''}}

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