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{{L|''[opens the episode with a trumpet while standing on top of a barell with a curtain and the cash register next to him]''}} | {{L|''[opens the episode with a trumpet while standing on top of a barell with a curtain and the cash register next to him]''}} | ||
{{L|Fred|''[turns to Frankie]'' A horn.}} | {{L|[[Fred]]|''[turns to [[Frankie Billy|Frankie]]]'' A horn.}} | ||
{{L|Frankie|What will happen next?}} | {{L|Frankie|What will happen next?}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks out of office and a spotlight shines on him as he stops.]''}} | {{L|''[ [[Mr. Krabs]] walks out of office and a spotlight shines on him as he stops.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Atten... ''[interrupted by SpongeBob's squeeked high note, growls, and he marches to SpongeBob to stop the noise and then marches back into the spotlight, SpongeBob appears to be stuck in his horn]'' Attention, Krusty Krab ''[grabs rope]'' patriots. ''[pulls up curtain]'' Behold!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Atten... ''[interrupted by [[SpongeBob]]'s squeeked high note, growls, and he marches to SpongeBob to stop the noise and then marches back into the spotlight, SpongeBob appears to be stuck in his horn]'' Attention, [[Krusty Krab]] ''[grabs rope]'' patriots. ''[pulls up curtain]'' Behold!}} | ||
{{L|Fred|It's a jar of seeds!}} | {{L|Fred|It's a jar of seeds!}} | ||
{{L|Frankie|Bun seeds.}} | {{L|Frankie|Bun seeds.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Today only, the Krusty Krab presents our first bun seed guessing contest! Guess how many seeds are in the jar and win a fff... sorry... fff... I'm trying to get... fff... ''[SpongeBob slaps Mr. Krabs on back of neck]'' Free Krabby Patty!}} | {{L|[[Mr. Krabs]]|Today only, the Krusty Krab presents our first bun seed guessing contest! Guess how many seeds are in the jar and win a fff... sorry... fff... I'm trying to get... fff... ''[SpongeBob slaps Mr. Krabs on back of neck]'' Free [[Krabby Patties|Krabby Patty]]!}} | ||
{{L|Crowd|Ooooh!}} | {{L|Crowd|Ooooh!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Step right up ''[Fred walks up]'' and guess right and win! ''[whispers to SpongeBob]'' They'll never guess it.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Step right up ''[ [[Fred]] walks up ]'' and guess right and win! ''[whispers to SpongeBob]'' They'll never guess it.}} | ||
{{L|''[Fred thinks about guess]''}} | {{L|''[Fred thinks about guess]''}} | ||
{{L|Fred|Three?}} | {{L|Fred|Three?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No. Next, please.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No. Next, please.}} | ||
{{L|Nat|''[observes the jar unneccesarily]'' Fourty-two?!}} | {{L|[[Nat]]|''[observes the jar unneccesarily]'' Fourty-two?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shakes head]'' Nope.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shakes head]'' Nope.}} | ||
{{L|''[Nat snaps fingers and then walks away]''}} | {{L|''[Nat snaps fingers and then walks away]''}} | ||
{{L|Frank|''[sniffs the jar]'' Billions and billions?}} | {{L|[[Frank Fishbowl|Frank]]|''[sniffs the jar]'' Billions and billions?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No.}} | ||
{{L|Nancy Suzy Fish|''[places the jar in mouth]'' Blue.}} | {{L|[[Nancy Suzy Fish]]|''[places the jar in mouth]'' Blue.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No.}} | ||
{{L|Old Man|Mermaid Man?}} | {{L|[[Dennis (Elder)|Old Man]]|Mermaid Man?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[smacks head]'' That's not even a number.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[smacks head]'' That's not even a number.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[clears throat]'' I have a guess. ''[laughs evilly]''}} | {{L|[[Plankton]]|''[clears throat]'' I have a guess. ''[laughs evilly]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton! You don't get to guess. ''[carries Plankton out Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton! You don't get to guess. ''[carries Plankton out Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Hey! What? You can't do that! It's not fair.}} | {{L|Plankton|Hey! What? You can't do that! It's not fair.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, I'm sorry. But it's me restaurant and I can do what I please! Besides, I know you'll try to analyze that Patty and find out me secret formula. ''[throws Plankton into mouth and blows into bubble after chewing him and blows Plankton to Chum Bucket, Plankton splats on the wall and turns into a solid after hitting the asphalt]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, I'm sorry. But it's me restaurant and I can do what I please! Besides, I know you'll try to analyze that Patty and find out me [[Krabby Patty Secret Formula|secret formula]]. ''[throws Plankton into mouth and blows into bubble after chewing him and blows Plankton to [[Chum Bucket]], Plankton splats on the wall and turns into a solid after hitting the asphalt]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|You'll pay for this, Krabs. I'm calling the Bogus Business Bureau!}} | {{L|Plankton|You'll [[Money|pay]] for this, Krabs. I'm calling the [[Bogus Business Bureau]]!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, right! Like they'll even take your call! ''[laughs and walks back into Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, right! Like they'll even take your call! ''[laughs and walks back into Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|''[Plankton dials number on cellphone]''}} | {{L|''[Plankton dials number on cellphone]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[inside Krusty Krab]''}} | {{L|''[inside Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chuckles]'' That Plankton cracks me up. Like the Bogus Business Bureau would care about my dumb contest. ''[chuckles]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chuckles]'' That Plankton cracks me up. Like the Bogus Business Bureau would care about my dumb contest. ''[chuckles]''}} | ||
{{L|''[a helicopter is heard over the ceiling, two men break through the ceiling, one demolishing a table and one crushing Squidward into the ground, then, a chair crushes Squidward once again, a man with a moustache is sitting on the chair]''}} | {{L|''[a helicopter is heard over the ceiling, two men break through the ceiling, one demolishing a table and one crushing [[Squidward]] into the ground, then, a chair crushes Squidward once again, a man with a moustache is sitting on the chair]''}} | ||
{{L|Agent Twerp|I am Agent Twerp, of the ''[stands up and walks towards Mr. Krabs]'' Bogus Business Bureau. Are you the proprieter of this ''[coughs]'' establishment?}} | {{L|Agent Twerp|I am Agent Twerp, of the ''[stands up and walks towards Mr. Krabs]'' Bogus Business Bureau. Are you the proprieter of this ''[coughs]'' establishment?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Eh, uh, no. He's out of town.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Eh, uh, no. He's out of town.}} | ||
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{{L|Agent Twerp|Hold on! It's not official unless you count them!}} | {{L|Agent Twerp|Hold on! It's not official unless you count them!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[laughs]'' Ha!}} | {{L|Plankton|''[laughs]'' Ha!}} | ||
{{L|''[A card is shown with:A LOT OF BORING MATH LATER]''}} | {{L|''[A [[List of time cards|card]] is shown with:A LOT OF BORING MATH LATER]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Five hundred thousand two hundred ninety eight, five hundred thousand two hundred ninety nine, ''[picks up last bun seed]'' Five hundred thousand three hundred. ''[checks jar]'' I win! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Five hundred thousand two hundred ninety eight, five hundred thousand two hundred ninety nine, ''[picks up last bun seed]'' Five hundred thousand three hundred. ''[checks jar]'' I win! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Ah! ''[raspberries]''}} | {{L|Plankton|Ah! ''[raspberries]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob needs to clean the grill first.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob needs to clean the grill first.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I cleaned it this morning.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I cleaned it this morning.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Doesn't your spatula need aligning or something?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Doesn't [[Spat|your spatula]] need aligning or something?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Nope, she's perfectly aligned.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Nope, she's perfectly aligned.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[whispers and crosses arms]'' Drats your efficiency! Oh yeah. I can't serve you your Patty until after the show.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[whispers and crosses arms]'' Drats your efficiency! Oh yeah. I can't serve you your Patty until after the show.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir. ''[sobs uncontrollably]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir. ''[sobs uncontrollably]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[whispers to Squidward]'' Pssss. I got a plan. You keep that blasted bureacrat busy.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[whispers to Squidward]'' Pssss. I got a plan. You keep that blasted bureacrat busy.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh, excuse me, Mr. Agent sir. While we're waiting, I'd like to direct you to the...oh...many code violations you'll find if you turn this way. It's a death trap.}} | {{L|[[Squidward]]|Uh, excuse me, Mr. Agent sir. While we're waiting, I'd like to direct you to the...oh...many code violations you'll find if you turn this way. It's a death trap.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sneaks into kitchen and grabs all of the buns and heads into the bathroom. Opens a stall and stuffs all of the buns down the toilet, making sounds that are disturbing to a male fish that exits the stall next to him]'' That takes care of that. ''[exits bathroom and looks at imaginary watch]'' Three, two, one.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sneaks into kitchen and grabs all of the buns and heads into the bathroom. Opens a stall and stuffs all of the buns down the toilet, making sounds that are disturbing to a male fish that exits the stall next to him]'' That takes care of that. ''[exits bathroom and looks at imaginary watch]'' Three, two, one.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs!!!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs!!!}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|Fine! ''[swallows it whole and breaths heavily]'' Can I go now?}} | {{L|Plankton|Fine! ''[swallows it whole and breaths heavily]'' Can I go now?}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs kicks Plankton into Chum Bucket. Cuts to the inside of the Chum Bucket]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs kicks Plankton into Chum Bucket. Cuts to the inside of the Chum Bucket]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Karen, quick! You gotta cut this Krabby Patty out of me, stat!}} | {{L|Plankton|[[Karen]], quick! You gotta cut this Krabby Patty out of me, stat!}} | ||
{{L|Karen|But what about anesthetic?}} | {{L|[[Karen]]|But what about anesthetic?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|There's no time. I can feel it digesting.}} | {{L|Plankton|There's no time. I can feel it digesting.}} | ||
{{L|Karen|Whatever you say. ''[holds up chainsaw]'' Hold still. This may pinch a little.}} | {{L|Karen|Whatever you say. ''[holds up chainsaw]'' Hold still. This may pinch a little.}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|Keep it moving. Nice and orderly. Hey, Euguene! Want a free Krabby Patty? Just guess how many customers I can fit into the Chum Bucket!}} | {{L|Plankton|Keep it moving. Nice and orderly. Hey, Euguene! Want a free Krabby Patty? Just guess how many customers I can fit into the Chum Bucket!}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs gasps]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs gasps]''}} | ||
{{L|Woman|I feel terrible. The Krabby Patty takes like stomach acid!}} | {{L|[[Abigail-Marge|Woman]]|I feel terrible. The Krabby Patty takes like stomach acid!}} | ||
{{L|Henry-Bart|It takes like aspirin and carrots. ''[rubs tongue]'' Get it off! Get it off!}} | {{L|[[Henry-Bart]]|It takes like aspirin and carrots. ''[rubs tongue]'' Get it off! Get it off!}} | ||
{{L|''[all customers scream and run away]''}} | {{L|''[all customers scream and run away]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Oh come on, Karen, what happened?}} | {{L|Plankton|Oh come on, Karen, what happened?}} | ||
{{L|Karen|I just did what you asked. I analyzed the contents of your stomach and used them to synthesize a Krabby Patty.}} | {{L|Karen|I just did what you asked. I analyzed the contents of your stomach and used them to synthesize a Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chuckles]'' It warms my heart to see that little twerp fail. Okay, boyo, fun time's over. Go fish them buns out of the toilet. Oh, yeah ''[holds up bun seed jar]'' and put these seeds back on them!, (Deleted scene) OK?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chuckles]'' It warms my heart to see that little twerp fail. Okay, boyo, fun time's over. Go fish them buns out of the toilet. Oh, yeah ''[holds up bun seed jar]'' and put these seeds back on them!, (Deleted scene) OK?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's my Krabs! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|That's my Krabs! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
THE END | THE END | ||
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