All That Glitters

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Characters Present:

• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Mr. Krabs
• Squidward Tentacles
• Spat
• Le Spatula
• Actor as Doctor
• Patrick Star
• Fred
• Gary the Snail
• Bikini Bottomites
• Krusty Krab Customers
• Harold (cameo)
• Vera (cameo)
• Therapist
• Pirate
• Evelyn
• Tina
• John
• Baby Rechid
• Sadie Rechid
• Sandy Cheeks
• Sheldon J. Plankton

Plot

During an Intense day at work a customer ordered a monster Krabby Patty and SpongeBob felt shocked. As a result, Spat is hurt and SpongeBob starts wailing like crazy. With his favorite kitchen implement out of commission, SpongeBob searches for a temporary replacement(even though he thought no spatula could replace Spat). SpongeBob finds “Le Spatula,” the latest in state-of-the-art cooking tool. The sleek and modern Le Spatula dazzles SpongeBob so completely that he will do anything to own one. But will this fancy gadget fill the void that was left by his old trusty spatula? After selling everything, SpongeBob attains Le Spatula from the man from the store. He shows it off to Mr. Krabs, and, later, before it flips a patty, Le Spatula refuses. It says it is disgusting, and he and SpongeBob aren't friends at all. Le Spatula suddenly grows robotic legs and runs off. Mr. Krabs confronts SpongeBob, and SpongeBob runs off to the hospital, where old Spat lays. The spatula suddenly runs out of life as SpongeBob watches, and SpongeBob cries in agony. Then a doctor appears, and, after some conversation, tells him that's not his spatula. Spat is in the infirmary. SpongeBob runs over to Spat, but Spat turns away from SpongeBob. SpongeBob cries he's sorry for buying Le Spatula, claiming it was his moment of weakness. SpongeBob rolls in a fit of tears as he goes back to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob cries in the kitchen, but suddenly, he hears patties flipping. SpongeBob cries in joy. Apparently, Spat forgave him. Suddenly, another Monster Krabby Patty is ordered, and SpongeBob turns to Spat. The two try to hopefully succeed in flipping it. Suddenly, SpongeBob's arms break off. SpongeBob ends up laughing, and the episode is over.

Quotes

• Doctor: Oh I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor who is searching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part! (Sighs)
• Mr Krabs: (Enters seeing SpongeBob) What the! Don't you have any shame, boy?!

SpongeBob NudityPants: Nope! All my shame went in here Mr. Krabs. Mr.Krabs: "Le Spatuler"

• (SpongeBob NudityPants is rolling on floor crying)

Other SpongeBob: ( slowly pops up in front of the screen) All that glitters is not gold... (his body goes back down)

• Squidward: Nice outfit, SpongeBob!(Starts laughing)

Mr Krabs: What's so funny, Mr Squidward?
Squidward: Get a load of SpongeBob! (Laughs)

• SpongeBob NudityPants: All that glitters is NOT gold!

Errors

• SpongeBob somehow gets all of his belongings back after the episode ends.

APM music identification

• The Tip Top Polka/Cliff Polka - #1: A customer orders a Monster Krabby Patty.
• Frankenstein's Niece A - Everyone becomes surprised about a 'Monster Patty' order.
• Facing The Challenge - "We can do this! At the count of 3, we flip! Ready...1...2....3!"
• {#10.05} House Of Horror - SpongeBob starts crying uncontrollably when his spatula is broken.
• Hawaiian Cocktail - SpongeBob screams and Patrick joins him.
• Inferno - SpongeBob fights a pirate fish.
• Fates - "There's no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about a replacement spatula."
• Kamakani B - SpongeBob exits the hospital.
• Fanfare For A King - SpongeBob spots Le Spatula.
• On the Beach - SpongeBob walks to work naked.
• Heraldic Overture - SpongeBob reveals Le Spatula.
• Spanish Ladies (b) - "Ooh, that sounds exciting. Let me have a go at it!"
• The Tip Top Polka/Cliff Polka - #2: A customer orders a Krabby Patty.
• Lighting the Fuse (a) & (b) - Le spatula refuses to flip a patty.
• Comic Walk - "I would not dare touch such slop as zees, how you say, Krabby Patty! I am designed for the utmost inculinary cuisine! NO LESS!"
• Stepping Into Danger - Le Spatula escapes the Krusty Krab.
• Whisper from the Past - "I had a spatula once. A real spatula. One that stood by me through thick and thin, through grease and grizzle and I betrayed his loyalty...like a fool!"
• {#31} Romantic Ending - "Go now, boy! GO BEFORE I LOSE ALL ME CUSTOMERS!! *cries*"
• Funeral Music - "Spatula? It can't be true. It's too late!"
• Stack of Leis - SpongeBob talks to his old spatula.
• The Legend Spreads - SpongeBob reunites with his old spatula.
• The Tip Top Polka/Cliff Polka - #3: SpongeBob tries flipping a Monster Krabby Patty again.