All That Glitters

Template:Infobox episode Time/Date: June 2, 2006

Time cards shown: None

Characters Present:

• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Mr. Krabs
• Squidward
• Spat
• Le Spatula
• Actor as Doctor
• Patrick Star (cameo)
• Fred
• Gary the Snail
• Bikini Bottomites
• Krusty Krab Customers
• Harold (cameo)
• Vera(cameo)
• Therapist
• Pirate
• Evelyn
• Tina
• John
• Baby Rechid
• Sadie Rechid

Plot

Vernant is ashamed to himself that Spongebob will be killed if he cried to much, and SpongeBob runs off to the hospital, where old Spat lays. The spatula suddenly runs out of life as SpongeBob watches, and SpongeBob cries in agony. Then a doctor appears, and he tells him that's not his spatula. Spat is in the infirmary. SpongeBob runs over to Spat, but Spat turns away from SpongeBob. Vernant grabbed Sponegbob as Spongebob cried while apologizing and buried him in the grave. Vernant sadly flew away and Spongebob flew to hell. Spat cuddles Vernant gently as Vernant sadly fell asleep.

Quotes

• Doctor: Oh I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor who is searching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part! (Sighs)
• Mr. Krabs: (Enters seeing SpongeBob) What the! Don't you have any shame, boy?!
  • SpongeBob: Nope! All my shame went in here Mr. Krabs.
  • Mr. Krabs: "Le Spatuler"
• (SpongeBob is rolling on floor crying)
  • Other SpongeBob: (slowly pops up in front of the screen) All that glitters is not gold... (his body goes back down)
• Squidward: Nice outfit, SpongeBob! (Starts laughing)
• Psychiatrist: Mmm, Mmm. Go on. (SpongeBob resumes crying)
• (SpongeBob cries in several shots. He appears on top of a cliff and cries. Patrick comes and cries for no reason with him.)
• Mr. Krabs: What's so funny, Mr. Squidward?
  • Squidward: Get a load of SpongeBob! (Laughs)

Trivia

• When the hands dump the Monster Krabby Patty onto the grill, it's dumped on top of Krabby Patties already being prepared
• It's unknown whether the person who first ordered the Monster Krabby Patty ever got his order.
• When Le Spatula runs away, it doesn't say where it's going.
• SpongeBob could have gotten a refund for the defective product.
• SpongeBob has broke his spatula before, and he didn't cry over it until now.
• When SpongeBob fights the pirate using his spatula, it bends with the pirate's sword in it, but it does not break.
• If you combined the time SpongeBob spent crying over Spat's initial break and again at Spat's refusal to come back, the time elapsed is about 90 seconds.
• When SpongeBob wails over his spatula breaking, he cries to:
  • Squidward
  • Mr. Krabs
  • Two customers (Tina Fran and another fish)
  • Someone in the bathroom stall
  • Police Officers
  • A woman, and her baby in a stroller who cries along
  • Himself in the mirror
  • A therapist while on a couch
  • Himself, soon joined by Patrick who also cries along
• SpongeBob's memories with his spatula:
  • Getting "kissed" by his spatula
  • Flipping a Krabby Patty
  • Flipping himself while lying on the beach
  • Scratching an itch at the grill
  • Table Tennis with spatula playing the role of a paddle
  • Getting remote from underneath the furniture
  • Fighting a pirate
• SpongeBob pays a large stack of cash, 5 piggy banks full of pennies, a large jewel from Gary's shell, his house, and his clothing for Le Spatula.
• Le Spatula is capable of using ten blades at once.
• This episode was originally titled Obession but it was later changed to All That Glitters.

APM music identification

• The Tip Top Polka/Cliff Polka - #1: A customer orders a Monster Krabby Patty.
• Frankenstein's Niece A - Everyone becomes surprised about a 'Monster Patty' order.
• Facing The Challenge - "We can do this! At the count of 3, we flip! Ready...1...2....3!"
• {#10.05} House Of Horror - SpongeBob starts crying uncontrollably when his spatula is broken.
• Hawaiian Cocktail - SpongeBob screams and Patrick joins him.
• Inferno - SpongeBob fights a pirate fish.
• Fates - "There's no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about a replacement spatula."
• Unknown (Seventeen?) - SpongeBob flashes back to happy things he did in the past with Spat. (Does anyone know the song to this scene? It's also in the "Gone" episode!)
• Kamakani B - SpongeBob exits the hospital.
• Fanfare For A King - SpongeBob spots Le Spatula.
• On the Beach - SpongeBob walks to work naked.
• Heraldic Overture - SpongeBob reveals Le Spatula.
• Spanish Ladies (b) - "Ooh, that sounds exciting. Let me have a go at it!"
• The Tip Top Polka/Cliff Polka - #2: A customer orders a Krabby Patty.
• Lighting the Fuse (a) & (b) - Le spatula refuses to flip a patty.
• Comic Walk - "I would not dare touch such slop as zees, how you say, Krabby Patty! I am designed for the utmost inculinary cuisine! NO LESS!"
• Stepping Into Danger - Le Spatula escapes the Krusty Krab.
• Whisper from the Past - "I had a spatula once. A real spatula. One that stood by me through thick and thin, through grease and grizzle and I betrayed his loyalty...like a fool!"
• {#31} Romantic Ending - "Go now, boy! GO BEFORE I LOSE ALL ME CUSTOMERS!! *cries*"
• Funeral Music - "Spatula? It can't be true. It's too late!"
• Stack of Leis - SpongeBob talks to his old spatula.
• The Legend Spreads - SpongeBob reunites with his old spatula.
• The Tip Top Polka/Cliff Polka - #3: SpongeBob tries flipping a Monster Krabby Patty again.