All That Glitters/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[close-up of his face, his eyes are hypno-like]'' '''WHAT?!''' There is only ''one'' spatula for me, and that is Spat. Spat, wait up! Spat! ''[runs off to the hospital]'' I'm coming, Spat! ''[scene cuts to the hospital where SpongeBob is by a spatula's bed]'' Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob flashes back to all the good times he had with his spatula: flipping patties, laying in the sun with spatula, scratching his back with spatula, playing ping pong with his spatula, reaching under the chair for the remote with spatula, and playing pirates with spatula.]''}}
-{{L|Doctor|There’s no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about a replacement spatula. ''[SpongeBob turns around and starts to cry, then turns back around]'' Go home. Get some rest. We'll try to do everything we can.}}
+{{L|Doctor|There's no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about a replacement spatula. ''[SpongeBob turns around and starts to cry, then turns back around]'' Go home. Get some rest. We'll try to do everything we can.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Doctor.}}
 {{L|Doctor|Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor who's searching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part. ''[gives a sigh of relief]''}}
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 {{L|Le Spatula 3000|''[says mechanically]'' Le Spatula 3000 at your service!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. ''[laughs and walks away with Squidward]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show ‘em, buddy? ''[all the spatulas go into hiding]'' Oh, it's okay. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. ''[scene cuts to outside the kitchen]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show 'em, buddy? ''[all the spatulas go into hiding]'' Oh, it's okay. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. ''[scene cuts to outside the kitchen]''}}
 {{L|Wobbles|Uh, can I get one Krabby Patty, please?}}
 {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty.}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What happened?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Le Spatula is gone, Mr. Krabs.}}
-{{L|Mr Krabs|Well, how are you gonna make Krabby Patties without a spatular?!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, how are you gonna make Krabby Patties without a spatular?!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I had a spatula once. A real spatula. One that stood by me through thick and thin, through grease and gristle, and I betrayed his loyalty, like a fool!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I always did like your old spatular. It got the job done every time.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm so sorry. ''[cries more]''}}
 {{L|Doctor|Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. ''[scene pans over to the Infirmary where Spat is in a wheelchair]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Spatula! ''[runs into the infirmary]'' Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! ''[Spat turns around and ignores SpongeBob]'' Spatula, what's wrong? ''[spatula shakes its head]'' But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby Patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness. I'm sorry! Oh, what have I done?! What have I done?! ''[begins burst into tears loudly and rolls. As he is doing this, another SpongeBob comes up into the scene]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Spatula! ''[runs into the infirmary]'' Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! ''[Spat turns around and ignores SpongeBob]'' Spatula, what's wrong? ''[spatula shakes its head]'' But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr. Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby Patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness. I'm sorry! Oh, what have I done?! What have I done?! ''[begins burst into tears loudly and rolls. As he is doing this, another SpongeBob comes up into the scene]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[in a monotone voice]'' All that glitters is not gold. ''[as SpongeBob is still crying loudly, spatula wheels itself away]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Goodbye, best friend! ''[SpongeBob crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]'' I'll never find another spatula like him again. ''[notices a spatula flipping patties by itself]'' Spatula? You're back! ''[SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion, camera cuts to outer space]'' Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.}}