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{{L|Customer|One Monster Krabby Patty, please.}} | {{L|Customer|One Monster Krabby Patty, please.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hmph, no one's ordered | {{L|Squidward|Hmph, no one's ordered a Monster Patty in ages. SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, shaking]'' Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, shaking]'' Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh, | {{L|Squidward|Uh, one Monster Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh?! Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh?! Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | ||
{{L|Customers|Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | {{L|Customers|Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | ||
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{{L|Doctor|There's no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about a replacement spatula. ''[SpongeBob turns around and starts to cry, then turns back around]'' Go home. Get some rest. We'll try to do everything we can.}} | {{L|Doctor|There's no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about a replacement spatula. ''[SpongeBob turns around and starts to cry, then turns back around]'' Go home. Get some rest. We'll try to do everything we can.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Doctor.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Doctor.}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor | {{L|Doctor|Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor researching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part! ''[gives a sigh of relief]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gives a kiss to the spatula and walks out of the hospital]'' Replacement spatula? How can anything ever replace... HEY! Look at that! ''[notices a sign that says "LE SPATULA INSIDE" and a picture of a high-tech spatula is on it]'' ''[Thinks]'' Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. ''[walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula. Thinks]'' Maybe I do need this. ''[his eyes are shaped as a spatula]'' }} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gives a kiss to the spatula and walks out of the hospital]'' Replacement spatula? How can anything ever replace... HEY! Look at that! ''[notices a sign that says "LE SPATULA INSIDE" and a picture of a high-tech spatula is on it]'' ''[Thinks]'' Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. ''[walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula. Thinks]'' Maybe I do need this. ''[his eyes are shaped as a spatula]'' }} | ||
{{L|Doctor|''[in SpongeBob's thought bubble]'' I would give serious consideration to... ''[bell gongs]'' a replacement spatula.}} | {{L|Doctor|''[in SpongeBob's thought bubble]'' I would give serious consideration to... ''[bell gongs]'' a replacement spatula.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[snickers]'' Nice outfit, SpongeBob! ''[laughs hysterically]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[snickers]'' Nice outfit, SpongeBob! ''[laughs hysterically]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, Squidward. It was worth every penny.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, Squidward. It was worth every penny.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's all the lollygagging about?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What's all the lollygagging about?!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[still laughing]'' Mr. Krabs, get a load of SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[still laughing]'' Mr. Krabs, get a load of SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|This better be good. ''[walks into the kitchen]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|This better be good. ''[walks into the kitchen]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty.}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[back in the kitchen]'' One Krabby Patty, coming up lickety split. ''[tries to use Le Spatula, but every time he tries to flip the patty, the spatula goes another direction]'' Spat, is there something wrong, pal?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[back in the kitchen]'' One Krabby Patty, coming up lickety split. ''[tries to use Le Spatula, but every time he tries to flip the patty, the spatula goes another direction]'' Spat, is there something wrong, pal?}} | ||
{{L|Le Spatula|I would not dare touch such slop as this, how you say, Krabby Patty | {{L|Le Spatula|I would not dare touch such slop as this, how you say, Krabby Patty! I am designed for the utmost in culinary cuisine. No less!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But, but, I thought we were friends.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But, but, I thought we were friends.}} | ||
{{L|Le Spatula|Friends with ''you''?! Ha! We are not even in the same social class. ''[jumps out of SpongeBob's arms and extends it legs to land on the floor]'' Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook! ''[runs out laughing]''}} | {{L|Le Spatula|Friends with ''you''?! Ha! We are not even in the same social class. ''[jumps out of SpongeBob's arms and extends it legs to land on the floor]'' Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook! ''[runs out laughing]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Le Spatula, wait | {{L|SpongeBob|Le Spatula, wait! I gave up everything for you! We had something! ''[Le Spatula punches SpongeBob in the face]''}} | ||
{{L|Le Spatula|How's that for something? Au revoir, peasants! Have fun laboring in your greasy spoon! ''[spits and runs out]''}} | {{L|Le Spatula|How's that for something? Au revoir, peasants! Have fun laboring in your greasy spoon! ''[spits and runs out]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What happened?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What happened?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Le Spatula | {{L|SpongeBob|Le Spatula's gone, Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|But how are you gonna flip Krabby Patties without a spatular?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I had a spatula once. A real spatula. One that stood by me through thick and thin, through grease and gristle, and I betrayed his loyalty, like a fool!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I had a spatula once. A real spatula. One that stood by me through thick and thin, through grease and gristle, and I betrayed his loyalty, like a fool!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I always did like your old spatular. | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I always did like your old spatular. He got the job done right every time.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You're right, Mr. Krabs. The true measure of a good spatula is by his actions. Not by some fancy chrome and buttons. I gotta find my old spatula.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs. The true measure of a good spatula is by his actions. Not by some fancy chrome and buttons. I gotta find my old spatula.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Go to em. Go now, boy | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Go to em. Go now, boy! Go before I lose all me customers! ''[starts to cry; scene cuts to the spatula's hospital bed from the start of the episode, with the pulse meter slowing, then becomes a flat line]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Spatula? It can't be true. It's too late! ''[cries]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Spatula? It can't be true. It's too late! ''[cries]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|SpongeBob, I hate to tell you this...}} | {{L|Doctor|SpongeBob, I, I hate to tell you this...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I know. He's moved on to the big kitchen drawer in the sky. He's gone! ''[sobs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I know. He's moved on to the big kitchen drawer in the sky. He's gone! ''[sobs]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.}} | {{L|Doctor|Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm so sorry. ''[cries more]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm so sorry. ''[cries more]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. ''[scene pans over to the Infirmary where Spat is in a wheelchair]''}} | {{L|Doctor|Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. ''[scene pans over to the Infirmary where Spat is in a wheelchair]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Spatula! ''[runs into the infirmary]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Spatula! ''[runs into the infirmary]'' Old buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! ''[Spat turns around and ignores SpongeBob]'' Spatula, what's wrong? ''[spatula shakes its head]'' But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr. Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby Patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness! I'm sorry! Oh, what have I done?! What have I done?! ''[begins burst into tears loudly and rolls. As he is doing this, another SpongeBob comes up into the scene]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in a monotone voice]'' All that glitters is not gold. ''[as SpongeBob is still crying loudly, spatula wheels itself away]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[in a monotone voice]'' All that glitters is not gold. ''[as SpongeBob is still crying loudly, spatula wheels itself away]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Goodbye, best friend! ''[SpongeBob crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]'' I'll never find another spatula like him again. ''[notices a spatula flipping patties by itself]'' Spatula? You're back! ''[SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion, camera cuts to outer space]'' Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Goodbye, best friend! ''[SpongeBob crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]'' I'll never find another spatula like him again. ''[notices a spatula flipping patties by itself]'' Spatula? You're back! ''[SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion, camera cuts to outer space]'' Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.}} | ||
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