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{{EpisodeTranscript}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Looks around the Krusty Krab with a telescope]'' Where could they be? They should've been here hours ago! Arrgh! Not a customer in sight. If I don't make any money today, I'll surely break out in a rash!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[looks around the Krusty Krab with a telescope]'' Where could they be? They should've been here hours ago! Arrgh! Not a customer in sight. If I don't make any money today, I'll surely break out in a rash!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yippee! I'm rich! Look, Patrick, eight gold doubloons!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yippee! I'm rich! Look, Patrick, eight gold doubloons!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait, I saw it first! Hyah! ''[Jumps onto table and sweats]'' Mine, mine! Huh?!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait, I saw it first! Hyah! ''[jumps onto the table and sweats]'' Mine, mine! Huh?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Boy, Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Boy, Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this? Where are the doubloons?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this? Where are the doubloons?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[chewing gum along with Patrick]'' I already took care of it.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[chewing gum along with Patrick]'' I already took care of it.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ha ha ha. All right, lads. Looks like you've shanghaied me.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ha ha ha. All right, lads. Looks like you've shanghaied me.}}
{{L|Patrick|My turn. ''[rolls dice]'' 5. ''[makes raspberry noise while moving piece. Reads card]'' One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig! Hmmm. ''[SpongeBob turns his eyes toward Mr. Krabs]'' It's off to jail for you, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Patrick|My turn. ''[rolls dice]'' 5. ''[makes a raspberry noise while moving piece, then reads a card]'' One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig! Hmmm. ''[SpongeBob turns his eyes toward Mr. Krabs]'' It's off to jail for you, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Patrick, you're fired!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Patrick, you're fired!}}
{{L|Patrick|But I don't even work here!}}
{{L|Patrick|But I don't even work here!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Would you like a job, starting now? ''[puts hat on Patrick's head]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Would you like a job, starting now? ''[puts a hat on Patrick's head]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Boy, would I?!}}
{{L|Patrick|Boy, would I?!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes hat off Patrick's head]'' You're fired!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes the hat off Patrick's head]'' You're fired!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|My turn. ''[rolls dice]'' 1, 2, 3, 4. ''[picks up card and reads it]'' Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in the old tree and head that way. ''[looks through the hole in the tree]'' Well, I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|My turn. ''[rolls the dice]'' 1, 2, 3, 4. ''[picks up the card and reads it]'' Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in the old tree and head that way. ''[looks through the hole in the tree]'' Well, I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Shiver me timbers!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Shiver me timbers!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Just kidding, Mr. Krabs. I'm almost to the treasure. Your turn again, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Just kidding, Mr. Krabs. I'm almost to the treasure. Your turn again, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls dice]'' Ooh, fish eyes. 1, 2.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls the dice]'' Ooh, fish eyes. 1, 2.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[picks up card and reads it]'' You are a real pirate. Go straight to the "X" that marks the spot. You get to dig for treasure, Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[picks up card and reads it]'' You are a real pirate. Go straight to the "X" that marks the spot. You get to dig for treasure, Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Treasure? ''[digs and mini plastic treasure chest appears]'' There it is! It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure! Gold, gold, gold. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine. ''[starts sweating profusely]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Treasure? ''[digs with a small toy shovel and a mini plastic treasure chest appears]'' There it is! It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure! Gold, gold, gold! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! ''[starts sweating profusely]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.}}
{{L|Fred|''[walks into The Krusty Krab]'' Rev up those fryers, ‘cause I am sure hungry for one-- ''[Mr. Krabs picks him up, holds him over his head, and heads for the door]''  Help! Help! ''[Mr. Krabs throws him out the door]'' My leg!}}
{{L|Fred|''[walks into The Krusty Krab]'' Rev up those fryers, ‘cause I am sure hungry for one-- ''[Mr. Krabs picks him up, holds him over his head, and heads for the door]''  Help! Help! ''[Mr. Krabs throws him out the door]'' My leg!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[very tired]'' I think we ought to call it a night, Mr. Krabs. I really got to get some sleep.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[very tired]'' I think we ought to call it a night, Mr. Krabs. I really got to get some sleep.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, you can't walk out on me now.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, you can't walk out on me now.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. ''[he yawns, slings Patrick over his shoulder, and carries him out]'' See you tomorrow. ''[walks inside his house after bringing Patrick home. Rattling noises heard]'' Huh? Who's there? ''[turns light on]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. ''[yawns, then slings Patrick over his shoulder, and carries him out]'' See you tomorrow. ''[walks inside his house after bringing Patrick home. Rattling noises heard]'' Huh? Who's there? ''[turns a light on]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, SpongeBob. One more game. I can smell the treasure.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, SpongeBob. One more game. I can smell the treasure.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushes Mr. Krabs outside]'' Mr. Krabs, it's late. Go to bed! Good night, Mr. Krabs. ''[closes door but Mr. Krabs is inside the house once again]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushes Mr. Krabs outside]'' Mr. Krabs, it's late. Go to bed! Good night, Mr. Krabs. ''[closes the door, but Mr. Krabs is inside the house once again]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wind is perfect, the tide is right. Let's hunt for treasure.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wind is perfect, the tide is right. Let's hunt for treasure.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, you gotta... ''[opens door, and Mr. Krabs is now outside]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, you gotta... ''[opens the door, and Mr. Krabs is now outside]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Tread softly, lad. If the Dutchman hears you, we'll never get his treasure.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Tread softly, lad. If the Dutchman hears you, we'll never get his treasure.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr. Krabs...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr. Krabs...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll roll for you, boy.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll roll for you, boy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls dice]'' 8 paces, north, that's a good start, lad.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls the dice]'' 8 paces, north, that's a good start, lad.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|1, 2, 3...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|1, 2, 3...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[yelling in frustration]'' Mr. Krabs! I wanna go to bed! Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry, but it's just a game, ya know?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[yelling in frustration]'' MR. KRABS, I WANT TO GO TO BED!!! [pauses] Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry, but it's just a game, ya know?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|A game. That's... right. Of course it is, my mistake. I guess I got a little carried away, eh? Though it is treasure we're dealing here. Sorry, for disturbing ya, lad. ''[SpongeBob shuts the door. Morning arrives, and then the rooster crows everyone up.]'' Avast! Pineapple, ho. Heave two, and prepare to be boarded.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|A game. That's... right. Of course it is, my mistake. I guess I got a little carried away, eh? Though it is treasure we're dealing here. Sorry, for disturbing ya, lad. ''[SpongeBob shuts the door. Morning arrives, and then the rooster crows everyone up.]'' Avast! Pineapple, ho. Heave two, and prepare to be boarded.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, go home already. I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, go home already. I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Patrick. Look! Peg legs and eye patches.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Patrick. Look! Peg legs and eye patches.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, don't you feel more like pirates?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, don't you feel more like pirates?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Walks towards the plank using two peg legs]'' Look, I'm Peggy the Pirate! ''[falls on plank]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks towards the plank using two peg legs]'' Look, I'm Peggy the Pirate! ''[falls on the plank]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Walks towards the plank with two separate eye patches covering his eyes]'' I'm Blind Beard the Pirate. ''[falls on SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[walks towards the plank with two separate eye patches covering his eyes]'' I'm Blindbeard the Pirate. ''[falls on SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ow.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh! ''[fade to ship sailing across in midair]'' Keep a sharp lookout, SpongeBob. According to the map, we're close to the first landmark.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh! ''[fade to ship sailing across in midair]'' Keep a sharp lookout, SpongeBob. According to the map, we're close to the first landmark.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Okie dokie, then.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okie dokie, then.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh, a pirate doesn't say, "okie dokie, then." A pirate says, "arrgh!"}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh, a pirate doesn't say, "okie dokie, then." A pirate says, "arrgh!"}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okie... oops. ''[laughs while a jellyfish flies by him]'' I mean... ''[standing up]'' arrgh! Captain Krabs. ''[eyes widen and sees a rock nearby]'' Captain, we're about to hit... uhh... I mean... arrgh, Capt., arrgh, we're, arrgh, about, arrgh, to hit, arrgh...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okie... oops. ''[laughs while a jellyfish flies by him]'' I mean... ''[standing up]'' arrgh! Captain Krabs. ''[his eyes widen and sees a rock nearby]'' Captain, we're about to hit... uhh... I mean... arrgh, Capt., arrgh, we're, arrgh, about, arrgh, to hit, arrgh...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Out with it man, arrgh!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Out with it man, arrgh!}}
{{L|Patrick|I, arrgh, think, arrgh, he's trying, arrgh, to say...! ''[crash]'' land...}}
{{L|Patrick|I, arrgh, think, arrgh, he's trying, arrgh, to say...! ''[crash]'' land...}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, we're tired.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, we're tired.}}
{{L|Patrick|And hungry.}}
{{L|Patrick|And hungry.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh. So this is my crew. You get a little tired, and a wee-bit hungry, and you want to shove off for home. Arrgh! That sickens me. A pirate is not judged by the notches in his cutlass, or by the size of his booty. A pirate is judged by the loyalty of his crew. And without a loyal crew... ''[one of SpongeBob's eyes fill up with tears]'' what am I captain of? Just... a bunch of sand! ''[cries]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, so this is my crew. You get a little tired, and a wee bit hungry, and you want to shove off for home. Arrgh! That sickens me. A pirate is not judged by the notches in his cutlass, or by the size of his booty. A pirate is judged by the loyalty of his crew. And without a loyal crew... ''[one of SpongeBob's eyes fill up with tears]'' what am I captain of? Just... a bunch of sand! ''[cries]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Don't cry, Captain Krabs.}}
{{L|Patrick|Don't cry, Captain Krabs.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffles and crying]'' Yeah, we'll be your loyal crew. ''[both cry]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffles and crying]'' Yeah, we'll be your loyal crew. ''[both cry]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're not supposed to look at the map. ''[Patrick touches the map]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're not supposed to look at the map. ''[Patrick touches the map]''}}
{{L|Patrick|I'm not looking, I'm touching. There's no rule against that, is there?}}
{{L|Patrick|I'm not looking, I'm touching. There's no rule against that, is there?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, guess there isn't. ''[Both poking map. Map opens]'' Oops! Patrick, it opened by itself. ''[Both laugh. Eyes enlarge and search the map]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, guess there isn't. ''[both poking the map, until it opens]'' Oops! Patrick, it opened by itself. ''[Both laugh. Their eyes enlarge and search the map]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The map, the map, gotta see it, gotta look at it. ''[Eyes freeze for a second and then pop back in their heads.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The map, the map, gotta see it, gotta look at it. ''[Their eyes freeze for a second and then pop back in their heads.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, what are you waiting for, lads? ''[Spongebob and Patrick both start digging.]'' Dig! Dig! ''[minutes later]'' Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, what are you waiting for, lads? ''[Spongebob and Patrick both start digging.]'' Dig! Dig! ''[minutes later]'' Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We got it, Captain Krabs.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We got it, Captain Krabs.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ha, ha. Hand it up to me, lads. Heave! ''[Brings treasure up]'' We finally found it. ''[opens up the treasure chest]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ha, ha. Hand it up to me, lads. Heave! ''[brings the treasure up]'' We finally found it. ''[opens up the treasure chest]''}}
{{L|Female Chorus|The Dutchman's Treasure!}}
{{L|Female Chorus|The Dutchman's Treasure!}}
{{L|All|Wow!}}
{{L|All|Wow!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And one for all.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|And one for all.}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|''[sleeping]'' I'm the Flying Dutchman. ''[wakes up]'' Who dares wake the Flying Dutchman? Keep it down will ya? I'm trying to get some sleep. ''[noticing them fighting over treasure chest]'' Huh?}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|''[sleeping]'' I'm the Flying Dutchman. ''[wakes up]'' Who dares wake the Flying Dutchman? Keep it down will ya? I'm trying to get some sleep. ''[noticing them fighting over the treasure chest]'' Huh?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|And one for all. ''[Lightning]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|And one for all. ''[lightning strikes]''}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Who dug up the Dutchman's treasure?}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Who dug up the Dutchman's treasure?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shoves chest toward SpongeBob and Patrick]'' They did!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shoves the chest toward SpongeBob and Patrick]'' They did!}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Arrgh! ''[picks up the treasure chest]'' So you two scallywags dug up me treasure?!}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Arrgh! ''[picks up the treasure chest]'' So you two scallywags dug up me treasure?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[hugging each other in fear]'' Uh-huh!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[hugging each other in fear]'' Uh-huh!}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick take the doubloons and the Flying Dutchman puts away his treasure chest in his pocket.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick take the doubloons and the Flying Dutchman puts away his treasure chest in his pocket.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait! I'm captain of this crew! Where's my reward?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait! I'm captain of this crew! Where's my reward?}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Hmmm, I guess you're right. A little something for your trouble. ''[Flicks something to Mr. Krabs]''}}
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Hmmm, I guess you're right. A little something for your trouble. ''[flicks something to Mr. Krabs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold! ''[a tiny plastic treasure chest]'' Huh? Why, it's just a little plastic treasure chest!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold! ''[a tiny plastic treasure chest]'' Huh? Why, it's just a little plastic treasure chest!}}
{{L|Female Chorus|Plastic!}}
{{L|Female Chorus|Plastic!}}

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