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{{L|SpongeBob|''[hits marble with tools and it becomes a perfect sculpture]'' How's this Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[hits marble with tools and it becomes a perfect sculpture]'' How's this Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward ''[crying]''|It's beautiful! I mean, this isn't a sculpture. A good sculpture takes...more time. You can't just sculpt Willie-Nillie. You've got to go by the book. Follow the rules. ''[SpongeBob wipes away a tear]'' Otherwise, you'll never get passed Amateur Hour, here. Besides, you've got the nose wrong. ''[Squidward puts a nose like his on the sculpture]'' There, now it's art.}} | {{L|Squidward ''[crying]''|It's beautiful! I mean, this isn't a sculpture. A good sculpture takes...more time. You can't just sculpt Willie-Nillie. You've got to go by the book. Follow the rules. ''[SpongeBob wipes away a tear]'' Otherwise, you'll never get passed Amateur Hour, here. Besides, you've got the nose wrong. ''[Squidward puts a nose like his on the sculpture]'' There, now it's art.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ohhh, it's so obvious. I would've never thought of that. I'm sorry, Squidward. I came here to learn and I arrogantly shoved your lessons. I'll never be a great artist like you. I don't deserve | {{L|SpongeBob|Ohhh, it's so obvious. I would've never thought of that. I'm sorry, Squidward. I came here to learn and I arrogantly shoved your lessons. I'll never be a great artist like you. I don't deserve your tutoring. I don't deserve your kindness. I don't even deserve to use your door. ''[door opens hitting SpongeBob out the window in the garbage dumpster]''}} | ||
{{L|Monty|Hello there.}} | {{L|Monty|Hello there.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But I did deserve that. ''[dumpster closes]'' I deserved that, too. ''[garbage man takes SpongeBob to dump]'' And I deserve this!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But I did deserve that. ''[dumpster closes]'' I deserved that, too. ''[garbage man takes SpongeBob to dump]'' And I deserve this!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|With this tool, I shall give birth to art.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|With this tool, I shall give birth to art.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy. ''[SpongeBob taps marble with tool and breaks into pieces]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, boy. ''[SpongeBob taps marble with tool and breaks into pieces]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But, one more thing. ''[puts Squidward's nose on it]'' There. Now it's art. Well, what do you think, Squidward? Just take it all in for a moment. Let it soak in. ''[Squidward gets crazy, runs though the marble and kicks two marbles,eating a part of the marble,he takes paint | {{L|SpongeBob|But, one more thing. ''[puts Squidward's nose on it]'' There. Now it's art. Well, what do you think, Squidward? Just take it all in for a moment. Let it soak in. ''[Squidward gets crazy, runs though the marble and kicks two marbles,eating a part of the marble, he takes paint, squeezes it, kicks a picture, destroy the marble into 4 pieces and destroy the other marbles]'' It looks like the excitement of my artistic triumph is too much for Squidward. Oh, well, back to the dump. ''[runs through the wall and down the road]'' To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump dump. To the dump, to the dump, To the dump, d ump dump.}} | ||
{{L|Monty|I'm here for the...what the? Who is responsible for this?}} | {{L|Monty|I'm here for the...what the? Who is responsible for this?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|As of now, it's his responsibility. ''[puts hat on janitor's head]'' Good day to you, sir. ''[it is revealed that when Squidward smashed all of the marble together, he created an even better sculpture than the first one and left without even seeing it]''}} | {{L|Squidward|As of now, it's his responsibility. ''[puts hat on janitor's head]'' Good day to you, sir. ''[it is revealed that when Squidward smashed all of the marble together, he created an even better sculpture than the first one and left without even seeing it]''}} | ||
{{L|Monty|''[to janitor]'' You, sir, are the greatest artist whoever lived!}} | {{L|Monty|''[to janitor]'' You, sir, are the greatest artist whoever lived!}} | ||
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