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 |airdate = [[September 21]], [[2001]]
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-{{L|Squidward|Ah, how I have dreamed of this day. Professor of Art. What a marvelous opportunity for the people of Bikini Bottom. Bring me your huddle masses of bored house wives and I will shape them into my image. ''[wife’s head turns into Squidward’s]'' And I'll go down in history, someday. And there will be a wing with my name on it in all the museums of the world.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Ah, how I have dreamed of this day. Professor of Art. What a marvelous opportunity for the people of Bikini Bottom. Bring me your huddle masses of bored house wives and I will shape them into my image. ''[wife's head turns into Squidward's]'' And I'll go down in history, someday. And there will be a wing with my name on it in all the museums of the world.}}
 {{L|Janitor|Dude, you're teaching art at the Rec Center. Calm down.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Uncultured trash urchin. 9am. Time to let the class in. Well, don't want to keep them waiting any longer. ''[opens door]'' Welcome to art class!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art. ''[smiles]''}}
 {{L|''[The scene cuts to Squidward with a sad look on his face, the camera cuts back to SpongeBob and he is still smiling, the camera again cuts back to Squidward]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Whatever. Ok. Since you’re telling me you have no prior training, we'll have to start from square one. Or should I say circle one. ''[draws a crooked circle, then laughs]'' Am I going to fast for you SpongeBob?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Whatever. Ok. Since you're telling me you have no prior training, we'll have to start from square one. Or should I say circle one. ''[draws a crooked circle, then laughs]'' Am I going to fast for you SpongeBob?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|How's this, Squidward?}}
 {{L|Squidward|What the? How the? A perfect circle? Do it again. Show your process.}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Alright, SpongeBob, pay close attention. Look at your marble. Visualize the sculpture within. And... ''[hits marble with tools and it becomes pieces]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[hits marble with tools and it becomes a perfect sculpture]'' How's this Squidward?}}
-{{L|Squidward ''[crying]''|It's beautiful! I mean, this isn't a sculpture. A good sculpture takes...more time. You can't just sculpt Willie-Nillie. You've got to go by the book. Follow the rules. ''[SpongeBob wipes away a tear]'' Otherwise, you'll never get passed Amateur Hour, here. Besides, you've got the nose wrong. ''[Squidward puts a nose like his on the sculpture]'' There, now it's art.}}
+{{L|Squidward ''[crying]'' |It's beautiful! I mean, this isn't a sculpture. A good sculpture takes...more time. You can't just sculpt Willie-Nillie. You've got to go by the book. Follow the rules. ''[SpongeBob wipes away a tear]'' Otherwise, you'll never get passed Amateur Hour, here. Besides, you've got the nose wrong. ''[Squidward puts a nose like his on the sculpture]'' There, now it's art.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ohhh, it's so obvious. I would've never thought of that. I'm sorry, Squidward. I came here to learn and I arrogantly shoved your lessons. I'll never be a great artist like you. I don't deserve your tutoring. I don't deserve your kindness. I don't even deserve to use your door. ''[door opens hitting SpongeBob out the window in the garbage dumpster]''}}
 {{L|Monty|Hello there.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|I did it, Squidward. ''[draws a crooked circle]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Huh? But, but, what about the head...and the erasing, and the, the...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I don’t know, Squidward. That stud’s not in the book.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Squidward. That stud's not in the book.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Uhh... ''[crumples paper]'' How about this, huh? Remember?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's not in the book, either.}}
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 {{L|Squidward|As of now, it's his responsibility. ''[puts hat on janitor's head]'' Good day to you, sir. ''[it is revealed that when Squidward smashed all of the marble together, he created an even better sculpture than the first one and left without even seeing it]''}}
 {{L|Monty|''[to janitor]'' You, sir, are the greatest artist whoever lived!}}
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