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{{L|Squidward|Alright, SpongeBob, pay close attention. Look at your marble. Visualize the sculpture within. And... ''[hits marble with tools and it becomes pieces]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Alright, SpongeBob, pay close attention. Look at your marble. Visualize the sculpture within. And... ''[hits marble with tools and it becomes pieces]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[hits marble with tools and it becomes a perfect sculpture]'' How's this Squidward?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[hits marble with tools and it becomes a perfect sculpture]'' How's this Squidward?}}
{{L|Squidward ''[crying]''|It's beautiful! I mean, this isn't a sculpture. A good sculpture takes...more time. You can't just sculpt Willie-Nillie. You've got to go by the book. Follow the rules. ''[SpongeBob wipes away a tear]'' Otherwise, you'll never get passed Amateur Hour, here. Besides, you've got the nose wrong. ''[Squidward puts a nose like his on the sculpture]'' There, now it's art.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' It's beautiful! ''[normal voice]'' I mean, this isn't a sculpture. A good sculpture takes... more time. You can't just sculpt Willie-Nillie. You've got to go by the book. Follow the rules. ''[SpongeBob wipes away a tear]'' Otherwise, you'll never get passed Amateur Hour, here. Besides, you've got the nose wrong. ''[Squidward puts a nose like his on the sculpture]'' There, now it's art.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ohhh, it's so obvious. I would've never thought of that. I'm sorry, Squidward. I came here to learn and I arrogantly shoved your lessons. I'll never be a great artist like you. I don't deserve your tutoring. I don't deserve your kindness. I don't even deserve to use your door. ''[door opens hitting SpongeBob out the window in the garbage dumpster]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ohhh, it's so obvious. I would've never thought of that. I'm sorry, Squidward. I came here to learn and I arrogantly shoved your lessons. I'll never be a great artist like you. I don't deserve your tutoring. I don't deserve your kindness. I don't even deserve to use your door. ''[door opens hitting SpongeBob out the window in the garbage dumpster]''}}
{{L|Monty|Hello there.}}
{{L|Monty|Hello there.}}

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