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-{{L|Squidward|Ah, how I have dreamed of this day. Mr. Tentacles, Professor of Art. What a marvelous opportunity for the people of Bikini Bottom. Bring me your huddle masses of bored house wives and I will shape them into my image. ''[wife's head turns into Squidward's and the husband notices]'' I'll go down in history. Someday, there will be a wing with my name on it in all the museums of the world!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Ah, how I have dreamed of this day. Mr. Tentacles, Professor of Art. What a marvelous opportunity for the people of Bikini Bottom. Bring me your huddle masses of bored house wives and I will shape them into my image! ''[wife's head turns into Squidward's and the husband notices]'' I'll go down in history. Someday, there will be a wing with my name on it in all the museums of the world!}}
 {{L|Janitor|Dude, you're teaching art at the Rec Center. Calm down.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Uncultured trash urchin. 9 AM. Time to let the class in. Well, don't want to keep them waiting any longer. ''[opens door]'' Welcome to art class!}}
-{{L|Nat|Oh, isn't this cooking? Sorry. ''[everyone leaves except SpongeBob]''}}
+{{L|Nat|Oh, isn't this cooking? Sorry... ''[everyone leaves except SpongeBob]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward! Are you taking this art class, too?}}
-{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob? In art class? Wait! This is cooking! Come back! You gotta be kidding.}}
+{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob?! In art class? Wait! This is cooking! Come back! You gotta be kidding.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' This is great! You and me in school together. So, where's the teacher?}}
 {{L|Squidward|You're looking at him.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|You are the teacher? To my pupil? This isn't art class, it's Heaven.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You...are the teacher? To my pupil?! This isn't art class, it's Heaven.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Yeah. Grab a little piece of Heaven and let's get with it.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I'm ready, Mr. Tentacles.}}
 {{L|Squidward|So, you wanna be an artist, eh, SpongeBob?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, please.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Well, art is not all fun and games. ''[as he picks up a big stack of books]'' It's a lot of hard... ''[he drops the stack, which makes SpongeBob's desk hop in the air]'' ...work. OK. First, repeat after me: I have no talent.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Well, art is not all fun and games. ''[as he picks up a big stack of books]'' It's a lot of hard... ''[he drops the stack, which makes SpongeBob's desk hop in the air]'' ...work. OK. First, repeat after me: ''"I have no talent."''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I have no talent.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''"Mr. Tentacles has all the talent."''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.}}
-{{L|Squidward|If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacle's talent may rub off on me.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''"If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacle's talent may rub off on me."''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art. ''[smiles. The scene cuts to Squidward with a sad look on his face, the camera cuts back to SpongeBob and he is still smiling, the camera again cuts back to Squidward]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Whatever. Ok. Since you're telling me you have no prior training, we'll have to start from square one. Or should I say circle one. ''[draws a crooked circle, then laughs]'' Am I going too fast for you SpongeBob?}}
+{{L|Squidward|...Whatever. Ok. Since you're telling me you have no prior training, we'll have to start from square one. Or should I say circle one. ''[draws a crooked circle, then laughs]'' Am I going too fast for you SpongeBob?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|How's this, Squidward?}}
 {{L|Squidward|What the? How the? A perfect circle? Do it again. Show your process.}}
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 {{L|Monty|I, uh, don't think that will fit in with the other pieces in my collection.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Why not?}}
-{{L|Monty|Because, it's an art collection. ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|Monty|Because. It's an art collection! ''[laughs]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|How about this one? I call it: Bold and Brash.}}
 {{L|Monty|More like: Belongs in the Trash. ''[laughs]''}}
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 {{L|Monty|Maybe I should be... huh? What is that?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Wait, wait. That's not uh, uh...}}
-{{L|Monty|Angelic form! Amazing detail! Perfect censorship! This is the work of a true genius! Hello? What this? This is the only flaw. ''[removes the nose Squidward added on and it lands on Squidward's head]'' Ah, that's more like it. I simply must find the artist responsible! He shall have fame!}}
+{{L|Monty|Angelic form! Amazing detail! Perfect censorship! This is the work of a true genius! Hello? What this? This is the only flaw. ''[removes the nose Squidward added on and it lands on Squidward's head]'' Ahh, that's more like it. I simply must find the artist responsible! He shall have fame!}}
-{{L|Squidward|Fame. ''[Squidward imagines himself as popular]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Fame! ''[Squidward imagines himself as popular]''}}
 {{L|Monty|Fortune.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Fortune. ''[Squidward imagines himself in a tub full of money]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Fortune! ''[Squidward imagines himself in a tub full of money]''}}
 {{L|Monty|Anything his heart desires.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Anything? ''[Squidward imagines himself with hair]'' It's me. It's me. I'm responsible.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Anything?! ''[Squidward imagines himself with hair]'' It's me. It's me. I'm responsible.}}
 {{L|Monty|I can see it now. Your name in the world's most prestigious museums. I'm gonna make you, immortal! Now, uh, help me get this in the car.}}
 {{L|Squidward|I could use a little help. ''[sculpture's head hits the top of the doorway and breaks off, then turns into rubble]'' My fame! My fortune! My hair!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[muffles inside the Kelpo cereal box flat on his back]'' Go away, Squidward. I don't deserve your kindness.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hey, cheer up. I have decided to give you another chance. Why, with a great teacher like me, anything is possible.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Don't look at me Squidward. Don't look at my shame. ''[he turns left and slides out of the cereal box]'' These hands weren't meant to create. They only destroy. I can't look at them. ''[SpongeBob's hands pop off and run into a soup can]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't look at me Squidward. Don't look at my shame. ''[he turns left and slides out of the cereal box]'' These hands weren't meant to create. They only destroy. I can't look at them! ''[SpongeBob's hands pop off and run into a soup can]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Aww, c'mon SpongeBob. You've got yourself a pair of yellow dandies here. With my help, we'll turn them into tools of beauty.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Really?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Really?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Really.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Wow. ''[pause]'' Really?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wow.... ''[pause]'' Really?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Let's go.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[notices a painting in the dump]'' Squidward, look. It's ol' Bold and Brash!}}