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 {{L|Patchy|Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! ''[Someone honks his horn at Patchy]'' Do you mind? I'm trying to talk to my parrot! ''[to Potty]'' Sorry, Potty. Just some land lubber. ''[Potty hangs up]'' Potty?  Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Guah. Dropped again. ''[Patchy closes his phone]'' Curse this traffic! ''[the traffic starts moving again]'' Oooooh! ''[Patchy pulls up his anchor. Patchy drives into a desert-like area]'' Arrrrrrr, home at last. What the...? ''[his eyes pop out from behind his pair of sunglasses, breaking them]'' Encino... it's gone. NO...!!! ''[Patchy cries]'' You know, kids, this reminds Patchy of an old story. Another story of a lost city. Why don't you go check it out? Oh, Encino. ''[episode starts. SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|A beautiful specimen, SpongeBob.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hurry Patrick, hurry! ''[Patrick takes a photo of the bubble and it pops]'' How's it look, buddy? Ready for the old scrapbook?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hurry, Patrick, hurry! ''[Patrick takes a photo of the bubble and it pops]'' How's it look, buddy? Ready for the old scrapbook?}}
 {{L|Patrick|More like the scrap-heap. ''[throws the photo into a big pile]'' They never come out right! Oh well, let's try again.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|OK, Patrick, this one's gonna be a masterpiece.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Patrick, this one's gonna be a masterpiece.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I'm ready. ''[SpongeBob blows a bubble in his image]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob Bubble|Hi, Patrick!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|No, but I'm game for singing any day! ♪Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to move along!♪ ''[The van rises up and floats in mid-air. SpongeBob sings off-key]'' ♪To a land where all our dre-e.♪ ''[The van rises up and floats in mid-air. SpongeBob sings off-key]''  Whoops, sorry. ♪To a land where all our dreeeeeams, can finally come true.♪ ''[The van rises up high. It makes a hole in the roof]'' ♪A bubble I long for, that so eludes me, but soon enough I will seeeeeeeeeeeeeee...♪}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|♪Well that's just splendid boy! A land where it rains money! More than you can spend. With fives and tens and fifties and I'll want to be your friend.♪}}
-{{L|Plankton|♪Ha, ha ha. Such a valiant desire - hehehe. The lost weapons of Atlantis - the most advanced of all time. As soon as this dopey song is done I plan to make them miiiiine!♪}}
+{{L|Plankton|♪Ha, ha ha. Such a valiant desire - hehehe. The lost weapons of Atlantis - the most advanced of all time. As soon as this dopey song is done, I plan to make them miiiiine!♪}}
 {{L|Sandy|♪Did you all hear something? I can hardly believe that there's a lost city where having smarts is more important-than being pretty!♪ ''[Sandy makes a clone of herself]'' ♪With all their advanced science, and my painfully large mind!♪}}
 {{L|Sandy Clone|♪I bet we can figure out how to make wondrous things, like melons with edible rinds!♪ ''[they dig in on watermelon. Juice gets on the screen and transitions to Squidward playing piano]''}}
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 {{L|Robot|Warning, you have run out of song fuel.}}
 {{L|All|''[Everyone huddles together and screams until Squidward looks out the window]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Hey look, it's Atlantis.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Hey, look, it's Atlantis.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Pretty!}}
 {{L|All|''[They continue to scream and the bus smashes through a city wall of Atlantis. We see that it has futuristic blue and purple buildings with spires and bubbles. The bus suddenly skids to a stop, unearthing some trees in the process. The five emerge from the bus.]''}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm Eugene. I like money.}}
 {{L|LRH|Yes, I can see that. Pleasure to meet you. Come, I'll give you the grand tour of our Atlantean fortress. I'm so glad you're all here.}}
-{{L|Plankton|They're gone. Now to get to those weapons... ''[tries to open the glovebox door, but fails]'' Trapped! Ok, what do I have to work with here? What's this? Owners manual!? Looks like I found my escape route! ''[Laughs diabolically]'' Ow!}}
+{{L|Plankton|They're gone. Now to get to those weapons... ''[tries to open the glovebox door, but fails]'' Trapped! Okay, what do I have to work with here? What's this? Owners manual!? Looks like I found my escape route! ''[Laughs diabolically]'' Ow!}}
 {{L|LRH|For centuries, we Atlanteans spent, nay, wasted our talents and energy building the most sophisticated weaponry to defend ourselves from invaders. But we abandoned the idea of warfare long ago and now all these weapons gather dust behind this locked door as an example of what must be done if one wishes to live in harmony with all creatures of this, or any, world.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Eh, harmony shmarmony. When do we get to see the treasure?!}}
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 {{L|Sandy|How's it work?}}
 {{L|LRH|Please have a seat and I'll show you. Now...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hey cool.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, cool.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob disappears]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Where'd SpongeBob go?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Someone help me!}}
 {{L|LRH|And finally passes through this tube into this tank which contains every living element known to... ''[peers closer]'' Oh, dear heavens! It looks like our scientists were working on a very aggressive case of the sniffles! He could be in trouble.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Don't worry, SpongeBob. I'm coming to rescue you!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Don't worry, SpongeBob. I'm coming to help you!}}
 {{L|''[Patrick disappears]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Okay, I've seen enough. Let me out of this thing! ''[Squidward disappears and reappears into an 8-bit scene]'' What's going on here? I... Oh no. ''[screams]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Whoa!}}
 {{L|Squidward|This place is amazing! ''[steps into other paintings]'' ♪Isn't this great, isn't this neat, I'm a living work of art from my head to my feet! From the very first drawings on walls in caves, art has been what the heart and soul craves! So pick up a brush, a pencil or pen. If you don't like this one, paint it again! From now on please call me Sir Real. I can wait for your impression to congeal. Take it from an undersea renaissance man. I'd even look great on the side of your van! Any way you carve it, I am art and art is me. Ask your mama or your dada to tell you about the uh, schism. Between minimalism and cubism. My personality may be of the cynical type. But I've finally found something that lives up to the hype. I can say honestly and with great certainty, that Atlantis is where I want to spend eternity!♪ ''[holds note. Scene cuts when Squidward's out of the painting]''}}
-{{L|Atlantean|Hey can you not sing? I'm trying to model here!}}
+{{L|Atlantean|Hey, can you not sing? I'm trying to model here.}}
 {{L|Atlantean Painter|Now hold on Nando. Why don't you take five. I'm really diggin' this squid's form.}}
 {{L|''[The other Atlantean sighs and walks away]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Looks like I'll be here inspiring these Atlantean art makers with my beauty. You guys go on ahead!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. Bye Squidward!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. Bye, Squidward!}}
 {{L|''[They leave and Squidward poses]''}}
 {{L|LRH|Now this section of town is known for its advances in the science of fondue cooking.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir this tour has been great and all but uh, can we see the bubble now?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir, this tour has been great and all, but uh, can we see the bubble now?}}
 {{L|LRH|Do excuse me. Most folks don't stay with the tour this long. Of course you can. First, remember this. This bubble is over one million years old. It was brought here when the first Atlanteans colonized this place. Deftly hand carried over billions of light years from our home planet. It is our people's most beloved and treasured ancient relic. But most importantly remember to have fun!}}
 {{L|''[Points to where the bubble is, and they walk to the bubble]''}}
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 {{L|Both|The World's Oldest Living Bubble!}}
 {{L|''[They land on the safe keeping tube]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Look at it Patrick! So ancient, so floaty. It is the most beautiful, wrinkled up, dusty old bubble I've ever seen!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Look at it, Patrick! So ancient, so floaty. It is the most beautiful, wrinkled up, dusty old bubble I've ever seen!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Like a delicate air raisin!}}
 {{L|''[They slide off the glass]''}}
 {{L|LRH|Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make ready for tonight's dinner. So I'm just going to leave you two friendly strangers alone with our most beloved ancient and fragile Atlantean relic. Join us in the dining hall when you've had an eye-full!}}
 {{L|''[LRH leaves]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you Mr. Lord Royal Highness sir. ''[They shove their faces on the glass]'' Just look at it Patrick. Ah the stories this bubble could tell. I just wish we could get a closer look. ''[They lean in but the glass moves]'' Patrick! Get the--}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Lord Royal Highness, sir. ''[They shove their faces on the glass]'' Just look at it, Patrick. Ah the stories this bubble could tell. I just wish we could get a closer look. ''[They lean in but the glass moves]'' Patrick! Get the--}}
-{{L|Patrick|Oh golly! Oh, I don't know how much longer I can hold this!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Oh, golly! Oh, I don't know how much longer I can hold this!}}
 {{L|''[They managed to get the glass back after a close call when the bubble land on the glass on SpongeBob's side and bounces off without any harm, they laugh in victory]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Whoo, that was a close one buddy!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Boy, that would have been out greatest blunder without a doubt! But we should go before something bad does happen.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ooh! Let's get a picture for our scrapbooks before we leave.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Great idea Patrick!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Great idea, Patrick!}}
 {{L|Both|Cheese!}}
 {{L|''[Patrick's camera flashes, and the bubble pops]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[teeth closed]'' Patrick did you hear something?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[teeth closed]'' Patrick, did you hear something?}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[teeth closed]'' A sort of a popping sound?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Mmm-hmm.}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Never mind! Just keep doing what you're doing!}}
 {{L|''[Sandy groans, the guards shoot clear balls at them, Sandy throws Patrick like a boomerang, Patrick hits the wall]''}}
-{{L|Sandy|Come on Patrick!}}
+{{L|Sandy|Come on, Patrick!}}
 {{L|''[She grabs Patrick, the guards shoot and Sandy uses SpongeBob as a shield]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That tickles!}}
-{{L|Sandy|Hang in there, little buddy! ''[she uses Squidward's tentacles to grab the shooting balls, and fires the balls at the guards by pulling Squidward's nose. Then, she uses Mr. Krabs and Mr. Krabs uses his claws to knock the guards out of the way]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|Hang in there, little buddy! ''[she uses Squidward's tentacles to grab the shooting balls, and fires the balls at the guards by pulling Squidward's nose. Then, she uses Mr. Krabs and he uses his claws to knock the guards out of the way]''}}
 {{L|LRH|Don't let them get away!}}
-{{L|''[The guards follow the gang outside the building but they all see Plankton's giant tank, Plankton aims at them while laughing diabolically. Patchy reappears]''}}
+{{L|''[The guards follow the gang outside the building, but they all see Plankton's giant tank, Plankton aims at them while laughing diabolically. Patchy reappears]''}}
-{{L|Patchy|''[realizes that there is no water left]'' This is the end of patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures the pick me bones! ''[Potty flies up]'' Shiver me timbers! It's potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations.}}
+{{L|Patchy|''[realizes that there is no water left]'' This is the end of patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures the pick me bones! ''[Potty flies up]'' Shiver me timbers! It's Potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Patchy, it's me. SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patchy is excited, and then he cries]'' Don't lose hope. Everything will be all right when you get to Encino.}}
 {{L|Patchy|But, Encino is gone.}}
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 {{L|Baby|Ohh! Ohh!}}
 {{L|♪You got to believe. I'm back in Encino. You got to believe. Everything's all right. You got to believe. I'm back in Encino. You got to...♪}}
-{{L|Patchy|''[drops his ice-cream scoop and we hear strange sounds. Potty squawks, and then pokes Patchy]'' Ow! Ow! It was all a hallucination. Encino's still gone! ''[Patchy cries]'' Oooooo, a sandwich. Potty, you're a lifesaver. ''[opens a sandwich]'' Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh, Potty, you know I don't like mayo! ''[sees a vulture]'' Here you want some? Go on. Take it. You know, I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. You know, when it gets above 130, 135, it gets kind of grody, you know.}}
+{{L|Patchy|''[drops his ice-cream scoop and we hear strange sounds. Potty squawks, and then pokes Patchy]'' Ow! Ow! It was all a hallucination. Encino's still gone! ''[Patchy cries]'' Oooooo, a sandwich. Potty, you're a lifesaver. ''[opens a sandwich]'' Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh, Potty, you know I don't like mayo! ''[sees a vulture]'' Here, you want some? Go on. Take it. You know, I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. You know, when it gets above 130, 135, it gets kind of grody, you know.}}
 {{L|''[cuts to the gang standing in front of the tank]''}}
-{{L|Plankton|''[laughs diabolically]'' Cower to me fools! I have commandeered the most powerful weapon in the Atlantean arsenal! Now bow before the new king of Atlantis and prepare to taste my wrath! ''[He stomps on the switch, and the switch didn't budge]'' Yeah! Huh? Uh, uh I mean, uh, prepare to taste my wrath! ''[He stomps on the switch rapidly harder, but it still didn't budge]'' Oh, you! ''[Grabs a rock while struggling]'' Prepare to taste my wrath! ''[Throws the rock on the switch, and the switch budged]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[laughs diabolically]'' Cower to me, fools! I have commandeered the most powerful weapon in the Atlantean arsenal! Now bow before the new king of Atlantis and prepare to taste my wrath! ''[He stomps on the switch, and the switch didn't budge]'' Yeah! Huh? Uh, uh I mean, uh, prepare to taste my wrath! ''[He stomps on the switch rapidly harder, but it still didn't budge]'' Oh, you! ''[Grabs a rock while struggling]'' Prepare to taste my wrath! ''[Throws the rock on the switch, and the switch budged]''}}
 {{L|Computer|Launch sequence deployed! ''[The tank shakes and Plankton laughs diabolically, everyone gasps and they hold onto each other. The tank shoots out ice cream and a cow's moo is heard, and SpongeBob and Patrick starts eating the ice cream]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Plankton's wrath tastes like ice cream.}}
-{{L|Both|Thanks Plankton!}}
+{{L|Both|Thanks, Plankton!}}
 {{L|Plankton|Ice cream? It shoots ice cream?!? ''[Plankton jumps out of the tank]'' Oversized ice cream maker! ''[Kicks the tank]'' Yah! Ouch! Ow!}}
 {{L|LRH|Look! A talking speck! This talking speck will make a fantastic ''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick]'' replacement for our recently deflated national treasure! ''[Looks at Plankton]'' ''[Babyish tone]'' Won't you little fella?}}
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 {{L|''[Everyone is in, and LRH closes the door, he takes the amulet off the van and gives it to a guard]''}}
 {{L|LRH|Dispose of this quickly. We can't survive anymore visitors like these.}}
-{{L|Guard|''[salutes]'' Sir, yes sir!}}
+{{L|Guard|''[salutes]'' Sir, yes, sir!}}
 {{L|''[He runs to the dumpster and throws the amulet in there, LRH waves goodbye as they go off]''}}
 {{L|LRH|I thought sponges were supposed to make life easier.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|♪Sorry, Squidward. But it's the end of our Atlantean vacation!♪}}
 {{L|Squidward|♪And back to my depressing life of quiet desperation.♪}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|♪Good-bye, Atlantis. We're Bikini Bottom bound!♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪Goodbye, Atlantis. We're Bikini Bottom bound!♪}}
 {{L|Squidward|♪Please turn this bus around!♪}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|♪We had our fun!♪}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|♪We're on our way!♪}}
 {{L|Sandy|♪Can't we stay?♪}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|♪So now we say good-bye!♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪So now we say goodbye!♪}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I think I'm gonna cry!}}
 {{L|Patrick|Me too!}}
-{{L|Spongebob|♪Good-bye, Atlantis. We're Bikini Bottom bound. There's no place like home!♪}}
+{{L|Spongebob|♪Goodbye, Atlantis. We're Bikini Bottom bound. There's no place like home!♪}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|There's no place like Atlantis!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|♪I can't wait to get home.♪}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Stop saying that!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|♪I even love the sound!♪}}
-{{L|All|♪Good-bye Atlantis!♪}}
+{{L|All|♪Goodbye Atlantis!♪}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|♪Bikini Bottom is the greatest place to be! I can--♪}}
-{{L|All|♪Good-bye Atlantis!♪ ''[Patchy reappears]''}}
+{{L|All|♪Goodbye Atlantis!♪ ''[Patchy reappears]''}}
 {{L|Patchy|Well, pretty good story, eh, kids? ''[Steps on something, which happens to be Encino]'' I found Encino. ''[Realized it's been shrunken]'' But, it's all tiny. Somebody must have... ''[Sees a big blue beam while screaming, and three aliens appear]''}}
 {{L|Norbluckfive's mother|Sorry, sir. Our son Norbluckfive was messing with his shrink-a-tron again.}}