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{{L|''[We see a live traffic jam on a busy expressway. Patchy is in one of the cars in it. He is also wearing sunglasses.]''}}
{{L|''[We see a live traffic jam on a busy expressway. Patchy is in one of the cars in it. He is also wearing sunglasses.]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is a real bring down. Some music should soothe me jangled nerves. At least my in-dash hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.]'' Oh! Me ultra-rare [[Frampton Comes Alive]] 8-track destroyed! ''[Tosses it into the car]'' And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy groans and moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song. Patchy answers the phone]'' Who's calling? Yes, Patchy here, start squawking.}}
{{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is really bad. A little music should soothe me jangled nerves. At least my in-dash hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.]'' Oh! Me ultra-rare [[Frampton Comes Alive]] 8-track destroyed! ''[Tosses it into the car]'' And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy groans and moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song. Patchy answers the phone]'' Who's calling? Yes, Patchy here. Start squawking.}}
 
{{L|Potty|''[squawks]'' Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon is about to start. Where are you, brawk?}}
*{{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is a real bring down. Some music should soothe me jangled nerves. At least my in-dash hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.]'' Oh! Me ultra-rare [[Frampton Comes Alive]] 8-track destroyed! ''[Tosses it into the car]'' And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy groans and moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song. Patchy answers the phone]'' Who's calling? Yes, Patchy here, start squawking.}}
{{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is a real bring down. Some music should soothe me jangled nerves. At least my in-dash hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.]'' Oh! Me ultra-rare [[Frampton Comes Alive]] 8-track destroyed! ''[Tosses it into the car]'' And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy groans and moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song. Patchy answers the phone]'' Who's calling? Yes, Patchy here, start squawking.}}
{{L|Potty|''[squawks]'' Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon is about to start. Where are you? Brawk.}}
 
*{{L|Potty|''[squawks]'' Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon is about to start. Where are you? Brawk.}}
{{L|Potty|''[squawks]'' Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon is about to start. Where are you? Brawk.}}
{{L|Patchy|Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, will you?}}
{{L|Patchy|Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, will you?}}
{{L|Potty|Oh, I threw out that old Betamax machine in the garbage. ''[squawks]''}}
{{L|Potty|Oh, I threw out that old Betamax machine in the garbage. ''[squawks]''}}
{{L|Patchy|You what?!}}
{{L|Patchy|You what?!}}
{{L|Potty|Oh, calm down, beardy.}}
{{L|Potty|Oh, calm down, beardy.}}
{{L|Patchy|Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! ''[Someone honks his horn at Patchy]'' Do you mind?! I'm trying to talk to my parrot! ''[to Potty]'' Sorry, Potty. Just some landlubber. ''[Potty hangs up]'' Potty? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Guah. Dropped again. ''[Patchy closes his phone and yells in frustration]'' CURSE THIS TRAFFIC! ''[the traffic starts moving again]'' Oooooh! ''[Patchy pulls up his anchor. Patchy drives into a desert-like area]'' Arr, home at last. What the...? ''[his eyes pop out from behind his pair of sunglasses, breaking them]'' Encino... it's gone. No! ''[Patchy cries]'' You know, kids, this kinda reminds Patchy of an old story. Another story of a lost city. Why don't you check it out? Oh, Encino. ''[starts crying again, episode starts. SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! ''[Someone honks his horn at Patchy]'' Do you mind? I'm trying to talk to my parrot! ''[to Potty]'' Sorry, Potty. Just some landlubber. ''[Potty hangs up]'' Potty? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Guah. Dropped again. ''[Patchy closes his phone]'' Curse this traffic! ''[the traffic starts moving again]'' Oooooh! ''[Patchy pulls up his anchor. Patchy drives into a desert-like area]'' Arrrrrrr, home at last. What the...? ''[his eyes pop out from behind his pair of sunglasses, breaking them]'' Encino... it's gone. No! ''[Patchy cries]'' You know, kids, this kinda reminds Patchy of an old story. Another story of a lost city. Why don't you check it out? Oh, Encino. ''[starts crying again, episode starts. SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles]''}}
 
*{{L|Patchy|Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! ''[Someone honks his horn at Patchy]'' Do you mind?! I'm trying to talk to my parrot! ''[to Potty]'' Sorry, Potty. Just some landlubber. ''[Potty hangs up]'' Potty? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Guah. Dropped again. ''[Patchy closes his phone and yells in frustration]'' CURSE THIS TRAFFIC! ''[the traffic starts moving again]'' Oooooh! ''[Patchy pulls up his anchor. Patchy drives into a desert-like area]'' Arr, home at last. What the...? ''[his eyes pop out from behind his pair of sunglasses, breaking them]'' Encino... it's gone. No! ''[Patchy cries]'' You know, kids, this kinda reminds Patchy of an old story. Another story of a lost city. Why don't you check it out? Oh, Encino. ''[starts crying again, episode starts. SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! ''[Someone honks his horn at Patchy]'' Do you mind?! I'm trying to talk to my parrot! ''[to Potty]'' Sorry, Potty. Just some landlubber. ''[Potty hangs up]'' Potty? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Guah. Dropped again. ''[Patchy closes his phone and yells in frustration]'' CURSE THIS TRAFFIC! ''[the traffic starts moving again]'' Oooooh! ''[Patchy pulls up his anchor. Patchy drives into a desert-like area]'' Arr, home at last. What the...? ''[his eyes pop out from behind his pair of sunglasses, breaking them]'' Encino... it's gone. No! ''[Patchy cries]'' You know, kids, this kinda reminds Patchy of an old story. Another story of a lost city. Why don't you check it out? Oh, Encino. ''[starts crying again, episode starts. SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles]''}}
{{L|Patrick|A beautiful specimen, SpongeBob.}}
{{L|Patrick|A beautiful specimen, SpongeBob.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hurry, Patrick, hurry! ''[Patrick takes a photo of the bubble and it pops]'' How's it look, buddy? Ready for the old scrapbook?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hurry, Patrick, hurry! ''[Patrick takes a photo of the bubble and it pops]'' How's it look, buddy? Ready for the old scrapbook?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Not now, Patrick. This bubble's gonna break all records!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Not now, Patrick. This bubble's gonna break all records!}}
{{L|Patrick|I hope it doesn't break until we get a little closer to the ground.}}
{{L|Patrick|I hope it doesn't break until we get a little closer to the ground.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[gasps]'' What have I done?! ''[The two start crying for help as the bubble drifts into a cave]'' We're never gonna get out of here!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[gasps]'' What have I done!? ''[The two start crying for help as the bubble drifts into a cave]'' We're never gonna get out of here!}}
 
*{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[gasps]'' What have I done?! ''[The two start crying for help as the bubble drifts into a cave]'' We're never gonna get out of here!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[gasps]'' What have I done?! ''[The two start crying for help as the bubble drifts into a cave]'' We're never gonna get out of here!}}
{{L|Patrick|No! ''[the bubble is popped by a jagged point of half a broken amulet]'' What happened?}}
{{L|Patrick|No! ''[the bubble is popped by a jagged point of half a broken amulet]'' What happened?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pointing to broken amulet]'' That's what happened.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pointing to broken amulet]'' That's what happened.}}
{{L|Patrick|Whoa, what is it? It looks really old.}}
{{L|Patrick|Whoa, what is it? It looks really old.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Antis. What do think that means, Patrick?}}
{{L|SpongeBob| Antis, what do think that means, Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Antis, Antis...SquarePantis! Probably belonged to your ancient ancestors. ''[Picks up the half of the amulet]'' SpongeBob SquarePantis, you must wear the ancient crest of your ancestors, for it is your birthright! ''[shoves it into SpongeBob's face]''}}
*{{L|SpongeBob|Antis. What do think that means, Patrick?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Antis. What do think that means, Patrick?}}
{{L|Patrick|Antis... Antis...SquarePantis! Probably belonged to your ancient ancestors! ''[Picks up the half of the amulet]'' SpongeBob SquarePantis, you must wear the ancient crest of your ancestors, for it is your birthright! ''[shoves it into SpongeBob's face]''}}
 
*{{L|Patrick|Antis... Antis...SquarePantis! Probably belonged to your ancient ancestors! ''[Picks up the half of the amulet]'' SpongeBob SquarePantis, you must wear the ancient crest of your ancestors, for it is your birthright! ''[shoves it into SpongeBob's face]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Antis... Antis...SquarePantis! Probably belonged to your ancient ancestors! ''[Picks up the half of the amulet]'' SpongeBob SquarePantis, you must wear the ancient crest of your ancestors, for it is your birthright! ''[shoves it into SpongeBob's face]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Falling]'' My birthright?! Ow, ooh, ow, ooh, ow! Let's take this to the Bikini Bottom museum, they'll know what it is!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Falling]'' My birthright?! Ow, ooh, ow, ooh, ow! Let's take this to the Bikini Bottom museum, they'll know what it is!}}
{{L|''[cut to museum]''}}
{{L|''[cut to museum]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Whistles]'' Oo...uh...beautiful day for standing outside a museum doing nothing. hehe.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Whistles]'' Oo...uh...beautiful day for standing outside a museum doin' nothin'.}}
 
*{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Whistles]'' Oo...uh...beautiful day for standing outside a museum doing nothing. hehe.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Whistles]'' Oo...uh...beautiful day for standing outside a museum doing nothing. hehe.}}
{{L|Security Guard|Whatever you say.}}
{{L|Security Guard|Whatever you say.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs pretends to be administration]'' Hello there. Welcome to the museum! That'll be three dollars.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs pretends to be administration]'' Hello there. Welcome to the museum! That'll be three dollars.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|We were just...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We were just...}}
{{L|Squidward|You're going to steal it!?}}
{{L|Squidward|You're going to steal it!?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No. Squidward! We'd never...!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No. Squidward, we'd never...}}
 
{{L|Squidward|This is a new low, even for YOU TWO. Lucky for you, I was here today. Stealing artifacts could land you in the stony loneso... ''[Sees the amulet's half was still there and is dumbfounded]''...ooooome?! You boobs found the missing half of the Atlantean amulet?}}
*{{L|SpongeBob|No. Squidward! We'd never...!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No. Squidward! We'd never...!}}
{{L|Squidward|This is a new low, even for you two! Lucky for you, I was here today. Stealing artifacts could land you in the stony loneso... ''[Sees the amulet's half was still there and is dumbfounded]''...ooooome?! You boobs found the missing half of the Atlantean amulet?}}
 
*{{L|Squidward|This is a new low, even for you two! Lucky for you, I was here today. Stealing artifacts could land you in the stony loneso... ''[Sees the amulet's half was still there and is dumbfounded]''...ooooome?! You boobs found the missing half of the Atlantean amulet?}}
{{L|Squidward|This is a new low, even for you two! Lucky for you, I was here today. Stealing artifacts could land you in the stony loneso... ''[Sees the amulet's half was still there and is dumbfounded]''...ooooome?! You boobs found the missing half of the Atlantean amulet?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What's an Atlantean omelet?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What's an Atlantean omelet?}}
{{L|Squidward|Amulet, not omelet! It's the key to untold riches!}}
{{L|Squidward|Amulet, not omelet! It's the key to untold riches!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs shoves SpongeBob and Patrick over violently and faces Squidward]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs shoves SpongeBob and Patrick over violently and faces Squidward]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Did somebody say, "untold riches"?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Did somebody say untold riches!?}}
 
*{{L|Mr. Krabs|Did somebody say, "untold riches"?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Did somebody say, "untold riches"?}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, Eugene. The streets are lined with gold, and the street lamps are made with diamonds.}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, Eugene. The streets are lined with gold, and the street lamps are made with diamonds.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Eyes grow huge]'' Diamond light bulbs?! I wonder what they make the money out of.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Diamond light bulbs! I wonder what they make the money out of.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|For reasons unknown, this great city disappeared one day, but no ruins were ever found. All the inventions that you take for granted, were given to us by the Atlanteans. Their advances in art, financial wealth and weaponry were eons ahead of their time!}}
*{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Eyes grow huge]'' Diamond light bulbs?! I wonder what they make the money out of.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Eyes grow huge]'' Diamond light bulbs?! I wonder what they make the money out of.}}
{{L|Squidward|For reasons unknown, this great city disappeared one day. But no ruins were ever found. All the inventions that you take for granted were given to us by the Atlanteans. Their advances in art, financial wealth and weaponry were eons ahead of their time!}}
 
*{{L|Squidward|For reasons unknown, this great city disappeared one day. But no ruins were ever found. All the inventions that you take for granted were given to us by the Atlanteans. Their advances in art, financial wealth and weaponry were eons ahead of their time!}}
{{L|Squidward|For reasons unknown, this great city disappeared one day. But no ruins were ever found. All the inventions that you take for granted were given to us by the Atlanteans. Their advances in art, financial wealth and weaponry were eons ahead of their time!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Why is this bubble painted on the mural?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Why is this bubble painted on the mural?}}
{{L|Squidward|That's just the oldest living bubble.}}
{{L|Squidward|That's just the oldest living bubble.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Gasps]'' The oldest living bubble alive?! ''[shoves Patrick in front of it]'' Behold, Patrick! The oldest living bubble!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The oldest living bubble, alive! ''[shoves Patrick in front of it]'' Behold, Patrick-the oldest living bubble!}}
 
*{{L|SpongeBob|''[Gasps]'' The oldest living bubble alive?! ''[shoves Patrick in front of it]'' Behold, Patrick! The oldest living bubble!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Gasps]'' The oldest living bubble alive?! ''[shoves Patrick in front of it]'' Behold, Patrick! The oldest living bubble!}}
{{L|Patrick|This is the most beautiful bubble I've ever seen.}}
{{L|Patrick|This is the most beautiful bubble I've ever seen.}}
{{L|Squidward|That's just a painting, you quarter-wit! ''[to Krabs]'' Quarter-wit. Ha, it's less than half. The real bubble lives in Atlantis! Some dumb old bubble pales in comparison to the arts...}}
{{L|Squidward|That's just a painting, you quarter-wit! ''[to Krabs]'' Quarter-wit. Ha, it's less than half. The real bubble lives in Atlantis, some dumb old bubble pales in comparison to the arts...}}
 
*{{L|Squidward|That's just a painting, you quarter-wit! ''[to Krabs]'' Quarter-wit. Ha, it's less than half. The real bubble lives in Atlantis! Some dumb old bubble pales in comparison to the arts...}}
{{L|Squidward|That's just a painting, you quarter-wit! ''[to Krabs]'' Quarter-wit. Ha, it's less than half. The real bubble lives in Atlantis! Some dumb old bubble pales in comparison to the arts...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Money!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Money!}}
{{L|Sandy|''[comes onto the screen from out of nowhere]'' And science, don't forget science. What's all the hubbub, boys?}}
{{L|Sandy|''[comes onto the screen from out of nowhere]'' And science, don't forget science. What's all the hubbub, boys?}}
{{L|Squidward|These two chowderbrains found the missing half to the amulet of Atlantis.}}
{{L|Squidward|These two chowderbrains found the missing half to the amulet of Atlantis.}}
{{L|Sandy|The Amulet of Atlantis?! Legend says that when the two halves are joined, the path to Atlantis is opened! What are y'all waiting for? Let's hitch them two dogies up! Go on, Squidward!}}
{{L|Sandy|The Amulet of Atlantis?! Legend says, that when the two halves are joined, the path to Atlantis is opened! What are y'all waitin' for? Let's hitch them two dogies up! Go on, Squidward!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hurry up, Squidward, that money ain't gettin' any younger. ''[Squidward connects the two halves and a bright light activates. Squidward is happy. Sandy is in disbelief. SpongeBob and Patrick exclaim excitedly.]''}}
*{{L|Sandy|The Amulet of Atlantis?! Legend says that when the two halves are joined, the path to Atlantis is opened! What are y'all waiting for? Let's hitch them two dogies up! Go on, Squidward!}}
{{L|Sandy|The Amulet of Atlantis?! Legend says that when the two halves are joined, the path to Atlantis is opened! What are y'all waiting for? Let's hitch them two dogies up! Go on, Squidward!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hurry up, Squidward, that money ain't getting any younger. ''[Squidward connects the two halves and a bright light activates. Squidward is happy. Sandy is in disbelief. SpongeBob and Patrick exclaim excitedly.]''}}
 
*{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hurry up, Squidward, that money ain't getting any younger. ''[Squidward connects the two halves and a bright light activates. Squidward is happy. Sandy is in disbelief. SpongeBob and Patrick exclaim excitedly.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hurry up, Squidward, that money ain't getting any younger. ''[Squidward connects the two halves and a bright light activates. Squidward is happy. Sandy is in disbelief. SpongeBob and Patrick exclaim excitedly.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[screams]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[screams]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hoo hoo, yeah, hoo hoo hoo!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hoo hoo, yeah, hoo hoo hoo!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Bet there's some loose change in here!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Bet there's some loose change in here!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, so this is what luxury feels like.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, so this is what luxury feels like.}}
{{L|Squidward|Ah, what I wouldn't give for a foot-rub. ''[Robotic arms come out of the ground and give Squidward a foot rub]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Ah, what I wouldn't give for a foot-rub.}}
 
*{{L|Squidward|Ah, what I wouldn't give for a foot-rub. ''[Robotic arms come out of the ground and give Squidward a foot rub]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Ah, what I wouldn't give for a foot-rub. ''[Robotic arms come out of the ground and give Squidward a foot rub]''}}
{{L|Robot|Attention, passengers, regretfully, we lack the fuel needed for forward motion.}}
{{L|Robot|Attention, passengers, regretfully, we lack the fuel needed for forward motion.}}
{{L|All|What!?}}
{{L|All|What!?}}
{{L|''[later, we see them all pushing the bus to the gas station. Mr. Krabs takes the hose and tries to fill up the bus with gas, but can't find the gas tank]''}}
{{L|''[later, we see them all pushing the bus to the gas station. Mr. Krabs takes the hose and tries to fill up the bus with gas, but can't find the gas tank]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Is this some kind of joke? Where's the gas tank?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Is this some kind of joke? Where's the gas tank?}}
{{L|Robot|We Atlanteans find the use of fossil fuels to be counter-intuitive and have developed an alternative source we call, "song".}}
{{L|Robot|We Atlanteans find the use of fossil fuels to be counter-intuitive, and have developed an alternative source we call song.}}
 
*{{L|Robot|We Atlanteans find the use of fossil fuels to be counter-intuitive and have developed an alternative source we call, "song".}}
{{L|Robot|We Atlanteans find the use of fossil fuels to be counter-intuitive and have developed an alternative source we call, "song".}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh?}}
{{L|Robot|The engine of this vessel is fueled by song. The more you sing of your desires, the closer to Atlantis you will get. Let us commence singing.}}
{{L|Robot|The engine of this vessel is fueled by song. The more you sing of your desires, the closer to Atlantis you will get. Let us commence singing.}}
{{L|Squidward|Does that make any sense?}}
{{L|Squidward|Does that make any sense?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, but I'm game for singing any day! ♪Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to move along!♪ ''[The van rises up and floats in mid-air. SpongeBob sings off-key]'' ♪To a land where all our dre-e.♪ ''[The van crashes back down]''  Whoops, sorry. ♪To a land where all our dreeeeeams can finally come true.♪ ''[The van rises up high. It makes a hole in the roof]'' ♪A bubble I long for, that so eludes me, but soon enough I will seeeeeeeeeeeeeee...♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, but I'm game for singing any day! ♪Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to move along!♪ ''[The van rises up and floats in mid-air. SpongeBob sings off-key]'' ♪To a land where all our dre-e.♪ ''[The van crashes back down]''  Whoops, sorry. ♪To a land where all our dreeeeeams, can finally come true.♪ ''[The van rises up high. It makes a hole in the roof]'' ♪A bubble I long for, that so eludes me, but soon enough I will seeeeeeeeeeeeeee...♪}}
 
*{{L|SpongeBob|No, but I'm game for singing any day! ♪Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to move along!♪ ''[The van rises up and floats in mid-air. SpongeBob sings off-key]'' ♪To a land where all our dre-e.♪ ''[The van crashes back down]''  Whoops, sorry. ♪To a land where all our dreeeeeams can finally come true.♪ ''[The van rises up high. It makes a hole in the roof]'' ♪A bubble I long for, that so eludes me, but soon enough I will seeeeeeeeeeeeeee...♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, but I'm game for singing any day! ♪Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to move along!♪ ''[The van rises up and floats in mid-air. SpongeBob sings off-key]'' ♪To a land where all our dre-e.♪ ''[The van crashes back down]''  Whoops, sorry. ♪To a land where all our dreeeeeams can finally come true.♪ ''[The van rises up high. It makes a hole in the roof]'' ♪A bubble I long for, that so eludes me, but soon enough I will seeeeeeeeeeeeeee...♪}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|♪Well that's just splendid boy! A land where it rains money! More than you can spend. With fives and tens and fifties and I'll want to be your friend.♪}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|♪Well that's just splendid boy! A land where it rains money! More than you can spend. With fives and tens and fifties and I'll want to be your friend.♪}}
{{L|Plankton|♪Ha, ha ha! Such a valiant desire. Hehehe! The lost weapons of Atlantis, the most advanced of all time. As soon as this dopey song is done, I plan to make them miiiiine!♪}}
{{L|Plankton|♪Ha, ha ha. Such a valiant desire - hehehe. The lost weapons of Atlantis - the most advanced of all time. As soon as this dopey song is done, I plan to make them miiiiine!♪}}
 
{{L|Sandy|♪Did you all hear something? I can hardly believe that there's a lost city where having smarts is more important-than being pretty!♪ ''[Sandy makes a clone of herself, and divides herself]'' ♪With all their advanced science, and my painfully large mind!♪}}
*{{L|Plankton|♪Ha, ha ha! Such a valiant desire. Hehehe! The lost weapons of Atlantis, the most advanced of all time. As soon as this dopey song is done, I plan to make them miiiiine!♪}}
{{L|Plankton|♪Ha, ha ha! Such a valiant desire. Hehehe! The lost weapons of Atlantis, the most advanced of all time. As soon as this dopey song is done, I plan to make them miiiiine!♪}}
{{L|Sandy|♪Did y'all hear something? I can hardly believe that there's a lost city where having smarts is more important-than being pretty!♪ ''[Sandy makes a clone of herself, and divides herself]'' ♪With all their advanced science and my painfully large mind!♪}}
 
*{{L|Sandy|♪Did y'all hear something? I can hardly believe that there's a lost city where having smarts is more important-than being pretty!♪ ''[Sandy makes a clone of herself, and divides herself]'' ♪With all their advanced science and my painfully large mind!♪}}
{{L|Sandy|♪Did y'all hear something? I can hardly believe that there's a lost city where having smarts is more important-than being pretty!♪ ''[Sandy makes a clone of herself, and divides herself]'' ♪With all their advanced science and my painfully large mind!♪}}
{{L|Sandy Clone|♪I bet we can figure out how to make wondrous things, like melons with edible rinds!♪ ''[they dig in on watermelon. Juice gets on the screen and transitions to Squidward playing piano]''}}
{{L|Sandy Clone|♪I bet we can figure out how to make wondrous things, like melons with edible rinds!♪ ''[they dig in on watermelon. Juice gets on the screen and transitions to Squidward playing piano]''}}
{{L|Squidward|♪As a connoisseur of fine art, I'm proud to say I've always seen things in my own special way! 'Art'-lantis, with their glorious aesthetics, I'll copy their style in a while! My art will be prophetic!♪}}
{{L|Squidward|♪As a connoisseur of fine art, I'm proud to say! I've always seen things in my own special way! 'Art'-lantis, with their glorious aesthetics, I'll copy their style in a while- my art will be prophetic!♪}}
 
{{L|Patrick|♪I'm Patrick, I'm Patrick, Patrick-Patrick-Patrick! And I like um, uuuuh,♪ ''[record scratches]'' I don't know what I like.}}
*{{L|Squidward|♪As a connoisseur of fine art, I'm proud to say I've always seen things in my own special way! 'Art'-lantis, with their glorious aesthetics, I'll copy their style in a while! My art will be prophetic!♪}}
{{L|Squidward|♪As a connoisseur of fine art, I'm proud to say I've always seen things in my own special way! 'Art'-lantis, with their glorious aesthetics, I'll copy their style in a while! My art will be prophetic!♪}}
{{L|Patrick|♪I'm Patrick! I'm Patrick! Patrick-Patrick-Patrick! And I like um... uhh...♪ ''[record scratches]'' I don't know what I like.}}
 
*{{L|Patrick|♪I'm Patrick! I'm Patrick! Patrick-Patrick-Patrick! And I like um... uhh...♪ ''[record scratches]'' I don't know what I like.}}
{{L|Patrick|♪I'm Patrick! I'm Patrick! Patrick-Patrick-Patrick! And I like um... uhh...♪ ''[record scratches]'' I don't know what I like.}}
{{L|Robot|Warning, you have run out of song fuel.}}  
{{L|Robot|Warning, you have run out of song fuel.}}  
{{L|All|''[Everyone huddles together and screams until Squidward looks out the window]''}}
{{L|All|''[Everyone huddles together and screams until Squidward looks out the window]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Pretty!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Pretty!}}
{{L|All|''[They continue to scream and the bus smashes through a city wall of Atlantis. We see that it has futuristic blue and purple buildings with spires and bubbles. The bus suddenly skids to a stop, unearthing some trees in the process. The five emerge from the bus.]''}}
{{L|All|''[They continue to scream and the bus smashes through a city wall of Atlantis. We see that it has futuristic blue and purple buildings with spires and bubbles. The bus suddenly skids to a stop, unearthing some trees in the process. The five emerge from the bus.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|You dimwits haven't even been here two minutes and you've already messed up someone's topiary garden!}}
{{L|Squidward|You dimwits haven't even been here two minutes and you've already messed up someone's topiary garden.}}
 
*{{L|Squidward|You dimwits haven't even been here two minutes and you've already messed up someone's topiary garden!}}
{{L|Squidward|You dimwits haven't even been here two minutes and you've already messed up someone's topiary garden!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Go on, SpongeBob. Ring the bell.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Go on, SpongeBob. Ring the bell.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ring for the king, huh? ''[rings the bell. A red carpet comes down the stairs and Lord Royal Highness comes out]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ring for the king, huh? ''[rings the bell. A red carpet comes down the stairs and Lord Royal Highness comes out]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm Eugene. I like money.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm Eugene. I like money.}}
{{L|LRH|Yes, I can see that. Pleasure to meet you. Come, I'll give you the grand tour of our Atlantean fortress. I'm so glad you're all here.}}
{{L|LRH|Yes, I can see that. Pleasure to meet you. Come, I'll give you the grand tour of our Atlantean fortress. I'm so glad you're all here.}}
{{L|Plankton|They're gone. Now to get to those weapons... ''[tries to open the glovebox door, but fails]'' Trapped! Okay, what do I have to work with here? What's this? Owners manual!? Looks like I found my escape route! ''[Laughs diabolically and crawls out through his "escape route"]'' Ow!}}
{{L|Plankton|They're gone. Now to get to those weapons... ''[tries to open the glovebox door, but fails]'' Trapped! Okay, what do I have to work with here? What's this? Owners manual!? Looks like I found my escape route! ''[Laughs diabolically]'' Ow!}}
 
*{{L|Plankton|They're gone. Now to get to those weapons... ''[tries to open the glovebox door, but fails]'' Trapped! Okay, what do I have to work with here? What's this? Owners manual!? Looks like I found my escape route! ''[Laughs diabolically and crawls out through his "escape route"]'' Ow!}}
{{L|Plankton|They're gone. Now to get to those weapons... ''[tries to open the glovebox door, but fails]'' Trapped! Okay, what do I have to work with here? What's this? Owners manual!? Looks like I found my escape route! ''[Laughs diabolically and crawls out through his "escape route"]'' Ow!}}
{{L|LRH|For centuries, we Atlanteans spent, nay, wasted our talents and energy building the most sophisticated weaponry to defend ourselves from invaders. But we abandoned the idea of warfare long ago and now all these weapons gather dust behind this locked door as an example of what must be done if one wishes to live in harmony with all creatures of this, or any, world.}}
{{L|LRH|For centuries, we Atlanteans spent, nay, wasted our talents and energy building the most sophisticated weaponry to defend ourselves from invaders. But we abandoned the idea of warfare long ago and now all these weapons gather dust behind this locked door as an example of what must be done if one wishes to live in harmony with all creatures of this, or any, world.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Eh, harmony shmarmony. When do we get to see the treasure?!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Eh, harmony shmarmony. When do we get to see the treasure?!}}
{{L|LRH|But of course, follow me.}}
{{L|LRH|But of course, follow me.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Coming through, boys!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Comin' through, boys!}}
 
*{{L|Mr. Krabs|Coming through, boys!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Coming through, boys!}}
{{L|Plankton|These Atlanteans leave a room full of the most advanced weaponry unguarded? No wonder they got lost. ''[Squeezes under door]'' Oh, my! There will be no one to stop me this time! ''[Laughs diabolically. Patchy reappears]''}}
{{L|Plankton|These Atlanteans leave a room full of the most advanced weaponry unguarded? No wonder they got lost. ''[Squeezes under door]'' Oh, my! There will be no one to stop me this time! ''[Laughs diabolically. Patchy reappears]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Well, bad news, kids. Encino's still lost. ''[The radio starts playing]'' Oh! But, at least I got me radio fixed! ''[Patchy snaps his fingers while listening to it, then it explodes]'' Well, enjoy the rest of the show. ''[cuts back to Atlantis and then cuts to LRH giving the tour]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Well, bad news, kids. Encino's still lost. ''[The radio starts playing]'' Oh! But, at least I got me radio fixed! ''[Patchy snaps his fingers while listening to it, then it explodes]'' Well, enjoy the rest of the show. ''[cuts back to Atlantis and then cuts to LRH giving the tour]''}}
{{L|LRH|It is both an honor and a pleasure to welcome you to Atlantis. We haven't had visitors in some time. You see, being in a lost city has certain disadvantages which I digress. Now if you follow me, I'll show you some of our grandest achievements...}}
{{L|LRH|It is both an honor and a pleasure to welcome you to Atlantis. We haven't had visitors in some time. You see, being in a lost city has certain disadvantages which I digress. Now if you follow me, I'll show you some of our grandest achievements...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! You told me the streets were paved with gold! Now that street light better be a 600 karat diamond or else! ''[Mr. Krabs gets on Squidward's neck and starts unscrewing a lightbulb]'' Ah, hold still, Squidward.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! You told me the streets were paved with gold. Now that street light better be a 600 karat diamond or else. ''[Mr. Krabs gets on Squidward's neck and starts unscrewing a lightbulb]'' Ah hold still, Squidward.}}
 
*{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! You told me the streets were paved with gold! Now that street light better be a 600 karat diamond or else! ''[Mr. Krabs gets on Squidward's neck and starts unscrewing a lightbulb]'' Ah, hold still, Squidward.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! You told me the streets were paved with gold! Now that street light better be a 600 karat diamond or else! ''[Mr. Krabs gets on Squidward's neck and starts unscrewing a lightbulb]'' Ah, hold still, Squidward.}}
{{L|Squidward|You're standing on my neck!}}
{{L|Squidward|You're standing on my neck!}}
{{L|''[They trip and the light bulb smashes]''}}
{{L|''[They trip and the light bulb smashes]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|These are me houndstooth pants.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|These are me houndstooth pants.}}
{{L|LRH|What you see here is a glimpse of ancient Atlantean history. Long ago we abandoned our obsession with wealth to focus on the pursuit of knowledge. So help yourselves to as much as you pockets can carry!}}
{{L|LRH|What you see here is a glimpse of ancient Atlantean history. Long ago we abandoned our obsession with wealth to focus on the pursuit of knowledge. So help yourselves to as much as you pockets can carry!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|As much as me pockets can carry?! ♪Oh, if I'd only known when I woke up today, I'd have stopped at me tailors along the way and had ten more pockets put on me pants, 'cause I think I hear a money avalanche!♪ ''[yodels]'' ♪Look at all this cash, hey, look at all this money! I hope me heart can take it!♪ ''[goes unconscious]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|As much as me pockets can carry?! ♪Oh, if I'd only known when I woke up today, I'd have stopped at me tailors along the way, and had ten more pockets put on me pants, 'cause I think I hear a money avalanche!♪ ''[yodels]'' ♪Look at all this cash, hey, look at all this money! I hope me heart can take it!♪ ''[goes unconscious]''}}
 
*{{L|Mr. Krabs|As much as me pockets can carry?! ♪Oh, if I'd only known when I woke up today, I'd have stopped at me tailors along the way and had ten more pockets put on me pants, 'cause I think I hear a money avalanche!♪ ''[yodels]'' ♪Look at all this cash, hey, look at all this money! I hope me heart can take it!♪ ''[goes unconscious]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|As much as me pockets can carry?! ♪Oh, if I'd only known when I woke up today, I'd have stopped at me tailors along the way and had ten more pockets put on me pants, 'cause I think I hear a money avalanche!♪ ''[yodels]'' ♪Look at all this cash, hey, look at all this money! I hope me heart can take it!♪ ''[goes unconscious]''}}
{{L|Fish|Clear! ''[shocks Krabs]''}}
{{L|Fish|Clear! ''[shocks Krabs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|♪I'm alright, sonny! Industrial accidents can make quite a mess, unless you fall into a money press. Oh, make me into money, Mr. wonderful machine, I always knew that me true color was green! Oh, ever since I was a little kid, I dreamed of such a place! Yes, I did! With mountains of money and rivers of cash and a pool of coins to make a splash! Oh, I'll open up a Krusty Krab with patties made of money. They'd be delicious and expensive and taste like golden honey! Money and gold and treasure untold! And all of it for me!♪}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|♪I'm alright, sonny! Industrial accidents can make quite a mess. Unless you fall into a money press. Oh, make me into money, Mr. wonderful machine, I always knew that me true color was green! Oh, ever since I was a little kid, I dreamed of such a place, yes I did! With mountains of money, and rivers of cash. And a pool of coins to make a splash! Oh, I'll open up a Krusty Krab with patties made of money. They'd be delicious, and expensive, and taste like golden honey! Money and gold and treasure untold! And all of it for me!♪}}
 
*{{L|Mr. Krabs|♪I'm alright, sonny! Industrial accidents can make quite a mess, unless you fall into a money press. Oh, make me into money, Mr. wonderful machine, I always knew that me true color was green! Oh, ever since I was a little kid, I dreamed of such a place! Yes, I did! With mountains of money and rivers of cash and a pool of coins to make a splash! Oh, I'll open up a Krusty Krab with patties made of money. They'd be delicious and expensive and taste like golden honey! Money and gold and treasure untold! And all of it for me!♪}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|♪I'm alright, sonny! Industrial accidents can make quite a mess, unless you fall into a money press. Oh, make me into money, Mr. wonderful machine, I always knew that me true color was green! Oh, ever since I was a little kid, I dreamed of such a place! Yes, I did! With mountains of money and rivers of cash and a pool of coins to make a splash! Oh, I'll open up a Krusty Krab with patties made of money. They'd be delicious and expensive and taste like golden honey! Money and gold and treasure untold! And all of it for me!♪}}
{{L|LRH|Mr. Krabs, we're off to see the bubble, would you care to join us?}}
{{L|LRH|Mr. Krabs, we're off to see the bubble, would you care to join us?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Are you kidding?! I've just got here!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Are you kidding?! I've just got here!}}
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{{L|LRH|Don't dally, lads. You don't wanna be left behind do you?}}
{{L|LRH|Don't dally, lads. You don't wanna be left behind do you?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, sir.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, sir.}}
{{L|Sandy|You know, LRH, I was born with a scientific curiosity and I was wondering if I could have a look at some of your scientific achievements?}}
{{L|Sandy|You know, LRH, I was born with a scientific curiosity and I was wonderin' if I could have a look at some of your scientific achievements?}}
 
*{{L|Sandy|You know, LRH, I was born with a scientific curiosity and I was wondering if I could have a look at some of your scientific achievements?}}
{{L|Sandy|You know, LRH, I was born with a scientific curiosity and I was wondering if I could have a look at some of your scientific achievements?}}
{{L|LRH|Of course, Miss Cheeks, here we are, the combination of all our technology. I give you the Atlantean Hall of Science.}}
{{L|LRH|Of course, Miss Cheeks, here we are, the combination of all our technology. I give you the Atlantean Hall of Science.}}
{{L|''[Opens a large door]''}}
{{L|''[Opens a large door]''}}
{{L|Sandy|Hopping acorns! Look at all this high tech gear! ''[Looks at an invention]'' What does this gizmo do?}}
{{L|Sandy|Hoppin' acorns. Look at all this high tech gear! ''[Looks at an invention]'' What does this gizmo do?}}
 
{{L|LRH|It's a biomass converting device. It can take any household object--this comb, for example--and turn it into say, ice cream. Would anyone like to try?}}
*{{L|Sandy|Hopping acorns! Look at all this high tech gear! ''[Looks at an invention]'' What does this gizmo do?}}
{{L|Both|Oh me, me, me, me, meee, mee!}}
{{L|Sandy|Hopping acorns! Look at all this high tech gear! ''[Looks at an invention]'' What does this gizmo do?}}
{{L|LRH|It's a biomass converting device. It can take any household object, this comb for example, and turn it into... say... ice cream. ''[The machine makes ice cream]'' Would anyone like to try?}}
 
*{{L|LRH|It's a biomass converting device. It can take any household object, this comb for example, and turn it into... say... ice cream. ''[The machine makes ice cream]'' Would anyone like to try?}}
{{L|LRH|It's a biomass converting device. It can take any household object, this comb for example, and turn it into... say... ice cream. ''[The machine makes ice cream]'' Would anyone like to try?}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, me! Me! Me! Me! Meee! mee!}}
 
*{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, me! Me! Me! Me! Meee! mee!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, me! Me! Me! Me! Meee! mee!}}
{{L|LRH|Go ahead!}}
{{L|LRH|Go ahead!}}
{{L|Both|Yay!}}
{{L|Both|Yay!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Comb flavored.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Comb flavored.}}
{{L|Sandy|What else can it turn things into?}}
{{L|Sandy|What else can it turn things into?}}
{{L|LRH|Actually, it can only turn things into ice cream. We haven't worked out that bug yet but I can show you the most amazing, fantastic device created by Atlantean hands. Behold, this grand machine allows the user to shrink down to nano-stature, enabling them to battle germs hand to hand.}}
{{L|LRH|Actually it can only turn things into ice cream. We haven't worked out that bug yet but I can show you the most amazing/fantastic device created by Atlantean hands. Behold, this grand machine allows the user to shrink down to nano-stature, enabling them to battle germs hand to hand.}}
 
*{{L|LRH|Actually, it can only turn things into ice cream. We haven't worked out that bug yet but I can show you the most amazing, fantastic device created by Atlantean hands. Behold, this grand machine allows the user to shrink down to nano-stature, enabling them to battle germs hand to hand.}}
{{L|LRH|Actually, it can only turn things into ice cream. We haven't worked out that bug yet but I can show you the most amazing, fantastic device created by Atlantean hands. Behold, this grand machine allows the user to shrink down to nano-stature, enabling them to battle germs hand to hand.}}
{{L|Sandy|How's it work?}}
{{L|Sandy|How's it work?}}
{{L|LRH|Please have a seat and I'll show you. Now...}}
{{L|LRH|Please have a seat and I'll show you. Now...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, cool!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, cool.}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob disappears]''}}
*{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, cool!}}
{{L|Patrick|Where'd SpongeBob go?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, cool!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob presses button and disappears]''}}
 
*{{L|''[SpongeBob presses button and disappears]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob presses button and disappears]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Where did SpongeBob go?!}}
 
*{{L|Patrick|Where did SpongeBob go?!}}
{{L|Patrick|Where did SpongeBob go?!}}
{{L|LRH|Right now, his molecules are being broken down into data which is assembled in this computer and is stored on these tapes, then re-assembled on a much smaller scale...}}
{{L|LRH|Right now, his molecules are being broken down into data which is assembled in this computer and is stored on these tapes, then re-assembled on a much smaller scale...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Someone help me!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Someone help me!}}
{{L|LRH|And finally, passes through this tube into this tank which contains every living element known to... ''[peers closer]'' Oh, dear heavens! It looks like our scientists were working on a very aggressive case of the sniffles! He could be in trouble.}}
{{L|LRH|And finally passes through this tube into this tank which contains every living element known to... ''[peers closer]'' Oh, dear heavens! It looks like our scientists were working on a very aggressive case of the sniffles! He could be in trouble.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Don't worry, SpongeBob. I'm coming to help you!}}
*{{L|LRH|And finally, passes through this tube into this tank which contains every living element known to... ''[peers closer]'' Oh, dear heavens! It looks like our scientists were working on a very aggressive case of the sniffles! He could be in trouble.}}
{{L|LRH|And finally, passes through this tube into this tank which contains every living element known to... ''[peers closer]'' Oh, dear heavens! It looks like our scientists were working on a very aggressive case of the sniffles! He could be in trouble.}}
{{L|Patrick|Don't worry, SpongeBob! I'm coming to help you! ''[Presses button]''}}
 
*{{L|Patrick|Don't worry, SpongeBob! I'm coming to help you! ''[Presses button]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Don't worry, SpongeBob! I'm coming to help you! ''[Presses button]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick disappears]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick disappears]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Okay, I've seen enough! Let me out of this thing! ''[Squidward disappears and reappears into an 8-bit scene]'' What's going on here? I... Oh no. ''[screams]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Okay, I've seen enough. Let me out of this thing! ''[Squidward disappears and reappears into an 8-bit scene]'' What's going on here? I... Oh no. ''[screams]''}}
 
*{{L|Squidward|Okay, I've seen enough! Let me out of this thing! ''[Squidward disappears and reappears into an 8-bit scene]'' What's going on here? I... Oh no. ''[screams]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Okay, I've seen enough! Let me out of this thing! ''[Squidward disappears and reappears into an 8-bit scene]'' What's going on here? I... Oh no. ''[screams]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward sees a giant nose]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward sees a giant nose]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, don't make any sudden movements!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, don't make any sudden movements!}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick follow while they're being chased by germs, and Sandy enters the game]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick follow while they're being chased by germs, and Sandy enters the game]''}}
{{L|All|Help, Sandy!}}
{{L|All|Help, Sandy!}}
{{L|Sandy|Sounds like them critters is in trouble! ''[The nose catches SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward, and the germs block Sandy from getting to them]'' Hold on, fellas! I'll be there soon! As soon as I send these critters to their doom! ''[A title screen shows like a Nintendo game]'' ♪Look out, germs, the end is here. Your days are numbered, 'cause Sandy's here! I'll get these germs and make 'em pay with some good old fashioned ka-rah-tay.♪ Hi-yah! ♪If I borrow some elements from the periodic table, I can mix up a brew that is sure to disable any virus, bug, or sniffle that steps into my path. And make them feel my mi-cro-sco-pic wrath!♪ Hi-yah! ''[she hits the nose with a submarine and defeats it, the rest of the gang gets saved, they all cheer, then the game says: "Game Over". Everyone is out of the machine]''}}
{{L|Sandy|Sounds like them critters is in trouble! ''[The nose catches SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward, and the germs block Sandy from getting to them]'' Hold on, fellas! I'll be there soon, as soon as I send these critters to their doom! ''[A title screen shows like a Nintendo game]'' ♪Look out, germs. The end is here, Your days are numbered, 'cause Sandy's here! I'll get these germs, and make 'em pay, with some good old fashioned ka-rah-tay.♪ Hi-yah! ♪If I borrow some elements from the periodic table I can mix up a brew that is sure to disable any virus, bug, or sniffle that steps into my path. And make them feel my mi-cro-sco-pic wrath!♪ Hi-yah! ''[she hits the nose with a submarine and defeats it, the rest of the gang gets saved, they all cheer, then the game says: "Game Over". Everyone is out of the machine]''}}
 
*{{L|Sandy|Sounds like them critters is in trouble! ''[The nose catches SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward, and the germs block Sandy from getting to them]'' Hold on, fellas! I'll be there soon! As soon as I send these critters to their doom! ''[A title screen shows like a Nintendo game]'' ♪Look out, germs, the end is here. Your days are numbered, 'cause Sandy's here! I'll get these germs and make 'em pay with some good old fashioned ka-rah-tay.♪ Hi-yah! ♪If I borrow some elements from the periodic table, I can mix up a brew that is sure to disable any virus, bug, or sniffle that steps into my path. And make them feel my mi-cro-sco-pic wrath!♪ Hi-yah! ''[she hits the nose with a submarine and defeats it, the rest of the gang gets saved, they all cheer, then the game says: "Game Over". Everyone is out of the machine]''}}
{{L|Sandy|Sounds like them critters is in trouble! ''[The nose catches SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward, and the germs block Sandy from getting to them]'' Hold on, fellas! I'll be there soon! As soon as I send these critters to their doom! ''[A title screen shows like a Nintendo game]'' ♪Look out, germs, the end is here. Your days are numbered, 'cause Sandy's here! I'll get these germs and make 'em pay with some good old fashioned ka-rah-tay.♪ Hi-yah! ♪If I borrow some elements from the periodic table, I can mix up a brew that is sure to disable any virus, bug, or sniffle that steps into my path. And make them feel my mi-cro-sco-pic wrath!♪ Hi-yah! ''[she hits the nose with a submarine and defeats it, the rest of the gang gets saved, they all cheer, then the game says: "Game Over". Everyone is out of the machine]''}}
{{L|LRH|Well, shall we continue on with the rest of the tour?}}
{{L|LRH|Well, shall we continue on with the rest of the tour?}}
{{L|Sandy|Y'all head out without me.}}
{{L|Sandy|Y'all head out without me.}}
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{{L|LRH|Well then, good luck. Have fun. We'll see you at dinner. ''[To SpongeBob]'' Your friend Sandy certainly is an excitable one.}}
{{L|LRH|Well then, good luck. Have fun. We'll see you at dinner. ''[To SpongeBob]'' Your friend Sandy certainly is an excitable one.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Quite.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Quite.}}
{{L|Squidward|Somehow, I knew I'd get stuck with you yahoo's the longest.}}
{{L|Squidward|Somehow I knew I'd get stuck with you yahoo's the longest.}}
 
*{{L|Squidward|Somehow, I knew I'd get stuck with you yahoo's the longest.}}
{{L|Squidward|Somehow, I knew I'd get stuck with you yahoo's the longest.}}
{{L|''[The camera zooms in to the heater vent where Plankton is hiding, Plankton chuckles]''}}
{{L|''[The camera zooms in to the heater vent where Plankton is hiding, Plankton chuckles]''}}
{{L|Plankton|♪Oh, what a beautiful sight! Weapons as far as the eye can see. But which one will be right for me? How do I pick? Which one will do the trick? Which is best to guarantee eternal rest? So many weapons! How do I choose? Look at this one with a beautiful fuse! And with this one, I couldn't lose. That one will surely give them the blues... And this one here matches my shoes!♪ ''[serious tone]'' Come on, Plankton, just pick one and forget about your shoes! Eeny, meeny, minie moe, I pick you, now let's go! ''[jumps into a giant tank's gun. Scene cuts to LRH giving the tour]''}}
{{L|Plankton|♪Oh, what a beautiful sight! Weapons as far as the eye can see. But which one will be right for me? How do I pick? Which one will do the trick? Which is best to guarantee eternal rest? So many weapons! How do I choose? Look at this one with a beautiful fuse! And with this one I couldn't lose. That one will surely give them the blues... And this one here matches my shoes!♪ ''[serious tone]'' Come on, Plankton, just pick one and forget about your shoes! Eeny, meeny, minie moe, I pick you, now let's go! ''[jumps into a giant tank's gun. Scene cuts to LRH giving the tour]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|This stuff is wonderful and all but when are we going to see some real Atlantean culture?}}
*{{L|Plankton|♪Oh, what a beautiful sight! Weapons as far as the eye can see. But which one will be right for me? How do I pick? Which one will do the trick? Which is best to guarantee eternal rest? So many weapons! How do I choose? Look at this one with a beautiful fuse! And with this one, I couldn't lose. That one will surely give them the blues... And this one here matches my shoes!♪ ''[serious tone]'' Come on, Plankton, just pick one and forget about your shoes! Eeny, meeny, minie moe, I pick you, now let's go! ''[jumps into a giant tank's gun. Scene cuts to LRH giving the tour]''}}
{{L|Plankton|♪Oh, what a beautiful sight! Weapons as far as the eye can see. But which one will be right for me? How do I pick? Which one will do the trick? Which is best to guarantee eternal rest? So many weapons! How do I choose? Look at this one with a beautiful fuse! And with this one, I couldn't lose. That one will surely give them the blues... And this one here matches my shoes!♪ ''[serious tone]'' Come on, Plankton, just pick one and forget about your shoes! Eeny, meeny, minie moe, I pick you, now let's go! ''[jumps into a giant tank's gun. Scene cuts to LRH giving the tour]''}}
{{L|Squidward|This stuff is wonderful and all, but when are we going to see some real Atlantean culture?}}
 
*{{L|Squidward|This stuff is wonderful and all, but when are we going to see some real Atlantean culture?}}
{{L|Squidward|This stuff is wonderful and all, but when are we going to see some real Atlantean culture?}}
{{L|LRH|Gentlemen? What is art?}}
{{L|LRH|Gentlemen? What is art?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! Oh! I know! I know!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, oh, I know, I know!}}
 
*{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! Oh! I know! I know!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! Oh! I know! I know!}}
{{L|''[Squidward shoves SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward shoves SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I thought you'd never ask! Art is the conscious arrangement of elements in a manner that affects a sense of beauty.}}
{{L|Squidward|I thought you'd never ask! Art is the conscious arrangement of elements in a manner that affects a sense of beauty.}}
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{{L|''[Throws Squidward into the painting]''}}
{{L|''[Throws Squidward into the painting]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa!}}
{{L|Squidward|This place is amazing! ''[steps into other paintings]'' ♪Isn't this great? Isn't this neat? I'm a living work of art from my head to my feet! From the very first drawings on walls in caves, art has been what the heart and soul craves! So pick up a brush, a pencil or pen. If you don't like this one, paint it again! From now on, please call me, "Sir Real". I can wait for your impression to congeal. Take it from an undersea renaissance, man. I'd even look great on the side of your van! Any way you carve it, I am art and art is me. Ask your mama or your dada to tell you about the uh... schism between minimalism and cubism! My personality may be of the cynical type, but I've finally found something that lives up to the hype. I can say, honestly and with great certainty, that Atlantis is where I want to spend... eternity!♪ ''[holds note. Scene cuts when Squidward's out of the painting]''}}
{{L|Squidward|This place is amazing! ''[steps into other paintings]'' ♪Isn't this great, isn't this neat, I'm a living work of art from my head to my feet! From the very first drawings on walls in caves, art has been what the heart and soul craves! So pick up a brush, a pencil or pen. If you don't like this one, paint it again! From now on please call me Sir Real. I can wait for your impression to congeal. Take it from an undersea renaissance man. I'd even look great on the side of your van! Any way you carve it, I am art and art is me. Ask your mama or your dada to tell you about the uh, schism. Between minimalism and cubism. My personality may be of the cynical type. But I've finally found something that lives up to the hype. I can say honestly and with great certainty, that Atlantis is where I want to spend eternity!♪ ''[holds note. Scene cuts when Squidward's out of the painting]''}}
 
*{{L|Squidward|This place is amazing! ''[steps into other paintings]'' ♪Isn't this great? Isn't this neat? I'm a living work of art from my head to my feet! From the very first drawings on walls in caves, art has been what the heart and soul craves! So pick up a brush, a pencil or pen. If you don't like this one, paint it again! From now on, please call me, "Sir Real". I can wait for your impression to congeal. Take it from an undersea renaissance, man. I'd even look great on the side of your van! Any way you carve it, I am art and art is me. Ask your mama or your dada to tell you about the uh... schism between minimalism and cubism! My personality may be of the cynical type, but I've finally found something that lives up to the hype. I can say, honestly and with great certainty, that Atlantis is where I want to spend... eternity!♪ ''[holds note. Scene cuts when Squidward's out of the painting]''}}
{{L|Squidward|This place is amazing! ''[steps into other paintings]'' ♪Isn't this great? Isn't this neat? I'm a living work of art from my head to my feet! From the very first drawings on walls in caves, art has been what the heart and soul craves! So pick up a brush, a pencil or pen. If you don't like this one, paint it again! From now on, please call me, "Sir Real". I can wait for your impression to congeal. Take it from an undersea renaissance, man. I'd even look great on the side of your van! Any way you carve it, I am art and art is me. Ask your mama or your dada to tell you about the uh... schism between minimalism and cubism! My personality may be of the cynical type, but I've finally found something that lives up to the hype. I can say, honestly and with great certainty, that Atlantis is where I want to spend... eternity!♪ ''[holds note. Scene cuts when Squidward's out of the painting]''}}
{{L|Atlantean|Hey, can you not sing? I'm trying to model here.}}
{{L|Atlantean|Hey, can you not sing? I'm trying to model here.}}
{{L|Atlantean Painter|Now hold on, Nando, why don't you take five? I'm really digging this squid's form.}}
{{L|Atlantean Painter|Now hold on Nando. Why don't you take five. I'm really diggin' this squid's form.}}
 
*{{L|Atlantean Painter|Now hold on, Nando, why don't you take five? I'm really digging this squid's form.}}
{{L|Atlantean Painter|Now hold on, Nando, why don't you take five? I'm really digging this squid's form.}}
{{L|''[The other Atlantean sighs and walks away]''}}
{{L|''[The other Atlantean sighs and walks away]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Looks like I'll be here inspiring these Atlantean art makers with my beauty. You guys go on ahead!}}
{{L|Squidward|Looks like I'll be here inspiring these Atlantean art makers with my beauty. You guys go on ahead!}}
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{{L|LRH|Now this section of town is known for its advances in the science of fondue cooking.}}
{{L|LRH|Now this section of town is known for its advances in the science of fondue cooking.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir, this tour has been great and all, but uh, can we see the bubble now?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir, this tour has been great and all, but uh, can we see the bubble now?}}
{{L|LRH|Do excuse me. Most folks don't stay with the tour this long. Of course you can. First, remember this. This bubble is over one million years old. It was brought here when the first Atlanteans colonized this place. Deftly hand carried over billions of light years from our home planet. It is our people's most beloved and treasured ancient relic. But most importantly, remember to... have fun!}}
{{L|LRH|Do excuse me. Most folks don't stay with the tour this long. Of course you can. First, remember this. This bubble is over one million years old. It was brought here when the first Atlanteans colonized this place. Deftly hand carried over billions of light years from our home planet. It is our people's most beloved and treasured ancient relic. But most importantly remember to have fun!}}
 
*{{L|LRH|Do excuse me. Most folks don't stay with the tour this long. Of course you can. First, remember this. This bubble is over one million years old. It was brought here when the first Atlanteans colonized this place. Deftly hand carried over billions of light years from our home planet. It is our people's most beloved and treasured ancient relic. But most importantly, remember to... have fun!}}
{{L|LRH|Do excuse me. Most folks don't stay with the tour this long. Of course you can. First, remember this. This bubble is over one million years old. It was brought here when the first Atlanteans colonized this place. Deftly hand carried over billions of light years from our home planet. It is our people's most beloved and treasured ancient relic. But most importantly, remember to... have fun!}}
{{L|''[Points to where the bubble is, and they walk to the bubble]''}}
{{L|''[Points to where the bubble is, and they walk to the bubble]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|There it is Patrick!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|There it is Patrick!}}
{{L|Both|The World's Oldest Living Bubble!}}
{{L|Both|The World's Oldest Living Bubble!}}
{{L|''[They land on the safe keeping tube]''}}
{{L|''[They land on the safe keeping tube]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Look at it, Patrick! So ancient! So floaty! It is the most beautiful, wrinkled up, dusty, old bubble I've ever seen!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Look at it, Patrick! So ancient, so floaty. It is the most beautiful, wrinkled up, dusty old bubble I've ever seen!}}
 
*{{L|SpongeBob|Look at it, Patrick! So ancient! So floaty! It is the most beautiful, wrinkled up, dusty, old bubble I've ever seen!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Look at it, Patrick! So ancient! So floaty! It is the most beautiful, wrinkled up, dusty, old bubble I've ever seen!}}
{{L|Patrick|Like a delicate air raisin!}}
{{L|Patrick|Like a delicate air raisin!}}
{{L|''[They slide off the glass]''}}
{{L|''[They slide off the glass]''}}
{{L|LRH|Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to make ready for tonight's dinner. So I'm just going to leave you two friendly strangers alone with our most beloved ancient and fragile Atlantean relic. Join us in the dining hall when you've had an eye-full!}}
{{L|LRH|Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make ready for tonight's dinner. So I'm just going to leave you two friendly strangers alone with our most beloved ancient and fragile Atlantean relic. Join us in the dining hall when you've had an eye-full!}}
 
*{{L|LRH|Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to make ready for tonight's dinner. So I'm just going to leave you two friendly strangers alone with our most beloved ancient and fragile Atlantean relic. Join us in the dining hall when you've had an eye-full!}}
{{L|LRH|Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to make ready for tonight's dinner. So I'm just going to leave you two friendly strangers alone with our most beloved ancient and fragile Atlantean relic. Join us in the dining hall when you've had an eye-full!}}
{{L|''[LRH leaves]''}}
{{L|''[LRH leaves]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Lord Royal Highness, sir. ''[They shove their faces on the glass]'' Just look at it, Patrick. Ah the stories this bubble could tell. I just wish we could get a closer look. ''[They lean in but the glass moves]'' Patrick! Get the--}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Lord Royal Highness, sir. ''[They shove their faces on the glass]'' Just look at it, Patrick. Ah the stories this bubble could tell. I just wish we could get a closer look. ''[They lean in but the glass moves]'' Patrick! Get the--}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick walks in feeling nervous]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick walks in feeling nervous]''}}
{{L|LRH|SpongeBob, Patrick, tell me. How did you enjoy our rarest and most prized possession?}}
{{L|LRH|SpongeBob, Patrick, tell me. How did you enjoy our rarest and most prized possession?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Umm... we have to go back to Bikini Bottom now!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gulp]'' We have to go back to Bikini Bottom now!}}
 
{{L|All|Huh?}}
*{{L|SpongeBob|Umm... we have to go back to Bikini Bottom now!}}
{{L|LRH|Ahahaha! Come. Enjoy the best Atlantean cuisine has to offer before you leave.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Umm... we have to go back to Bikini Bottom now!}}
{{L|Squidward, Sandy and Mr. Krabs|Huh?}}
 
*{{L|Squidward, Sandy and Mr. Krabs|Huh?}}
{{L|Squidward, Sandy and Mr. Krabs|Huh?}}
{{L|LRH|Ahahaha! Come, enjoy the best Atlantean cuisine has to offer before you go.}}
 
*{{L|LRH|Ahahaha! Come, enjoy the best Atlantean cuisine has to offer before you go.}}
{{L|LRH|Ahahaha! Come, enjoy the best Atlantean cuisine has to offer before you go.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick shakes]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick shakes]''}}
{{L|Squidward|What is wrong with you two morons?}}
{{L|Squidward|What is wrong with you two morons?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We have to go home now!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We have to go home now!}}
{{L|Squidward|Why would you want to leave a paradise like Atlantis?}}
{{L|Squidward|Why would you want to leave a paradise like Atlantis?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Because... uhh... Gary misses me?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Because, uh, Gary misses me?}}
 
*{{L|SpongeBob|Because... uhh... Gary misses me?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Because... uhh... Gary misses me?}}
{{L|''[Scene cuts to SpongeBob's house where Gary is having a party with other snails]''}}
{{L|''[Scene cuts to SpongeBob's house where Gary is having a party with other snails]''}}
{{L|Patrick|We destroyed your most prized possession! ''[Covers mouth]''}}
{{L|Patrick|We destroyed your most prized possession! ''[Covers mouth]''}}
{{L|LRH|''[pauses]'' Ahahaha! If there's one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it's a healthy dose of dark humor!}}
{{L|LRH|''[pauses]'' Ahahaha! If there's one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it's a healthy dose of dark humor!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's not a joke, we burst the bubble!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's not a joke, we burst the bubble!}}
{{L|''[Sandy and Squidward gasp]''}}
{{L|''[Sandy and Squidward gasped]''}}
 
{{L|LRH|Haha. That's not the real bubble. It's just a prop for the tourists. This is the real deal.}}
*{{L|''[Sandy and Squidward gasp]''}}
{{L|''[Sandy and Squidward gasp]''}}
{{L|LRH|Haha! That's not the real bubble, it's just a prop for the tourists. This is the real deal.}}
 
*{{L|LRH|Haha! That's not the real bubble, it's just a prop for the tourists. This is the real deal.}}
{{L|LRH|Haha! That's not the real bubble, it's just a prop for the tourists. This is the real deal.}}
{{L|''[Holds up the real bubble in a bottle]''}}
{{L|''[Holds up the real bubble in a bottle]''}}
{{L|Both|Ooh!}}
{{L|Both|Ooh!}}
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{{L|Sandy|Don't just stand there! Move!}}
{{L|Sandy|Don't just stand there! Move!}}
{{L|''[She pushes the gang, the guards attack with a trident, pickaxe, and mace]''}}
{{L|''[She pushes the gang, the guards attack with a trident, pickaxe, and mace]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Can't you go any faster, Sandy?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Can't you go any faster Sandy?}}
 
*{{L|Mr. Krabs|Can't you go any faster, Sandy?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Can't you go any faster, Sandy?}}
{{L|Sandy|Maybe, if y'all use your feet!}}
{{L|Sandy|Maybe, if y'all use your feet!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Never mind! Just keep doing what you're doing!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Never mind! Just keep doing what you're doing!}}
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{{L|LRH|Don't let them get away!}}
{{L|LRH|Don't let them get away!}}
{{L|''[The guards follow the gang outside the building, but they all see Plankton's giant tank, Plankton aims at them while laughing diabolically. Patchy reappears]''}}
{{L|''[The guards follow the gang outside the building, but they all see Plankton's giant tank, Plankton aims at them while laughing diabolically. Patchy reappears]''}}
{{L|Patchy|''[realizes that there is no water left]'' This is the end of patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures the pick me bones! ''[Potty flies up]'' Shiver me timbers! It's Potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like! ''[Potty flies away]]'' Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations. ''[SpongeBob's house appears in front of Patchy, and SpongeBob walks out]''}}
{{L|Patchy|''[realizes that there is no water left]'' This is the end of patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures the pick me bones! ''[Potty flies up]'' Shiver me timbers! It's Potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations.}}
 
*{{L|Patchy|''[realizes that there is no water left]'' This is the end of patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures the pick me bones! ''[Potty flies up]'' Shiver me timbers! It's Potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like! ''[Potty flies away]]'' Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations. ''[SpongeBob's house appears in front of Patchy, and SpongeBob walks out]''}}
{{L|Patchy|''[realizes that there is no water left]'' This is the end of patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures the pick me bones! ''[Potty flies up]'' Shiver me timbers! It's Potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like! ''[Potty flies away]]'' Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations. ''[SpongeBob's house appears in front of Patchy, and SpongeBob walks out]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Patchy, it's me. SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patchy is excited, and then he cries]'' Don't lose hope. Everything will be all right when you get to Encino.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Patchy, it's me. SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patchy is excited, and then he cries]'' Don't lose hope. Everything will be all right when you get to Encino.}}
{{L|Patchy|But, Encino is gone.}}
{{L|Patchy|But, Encino is gone.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's not gone if you... ''[Makes a rainbow with his arms]'' believe. }}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's not gone, if you believe.}}
 
{{L|Patchy|Believe, believe. ''[falls asleep. Wakes up and reads the sign]'' Welcome to Encino! It's back! ''[hugs the sign]'' SpongeBob was right! All I had to do was believe. ''[laughs]''}}
*{{L|SpongeBob|It's not gone if you... ''[Makes a rainbow with his arms]'' believe. }}
{{L|♪You got to believe. It was out of sight. You got to believe. I'm back in Encino. You got to believe. Everything's all right. The sky above, and the ground below. Bring me back into Encino. It was lost, some time ago, I'm just glad to be back home. You got to believe. I'm back in Encino. You got to believe. Everything's all right. You got to believe. I'm back in Eencino. You got to believe. Everything's all right.♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|It's not gone if you... ''[Makes a rainbow with his arms]'' believe. }}
{{L|Patchy|Believe... Believe. ''[falls asleep. Wakes up and reads the sign]'' Welcome to Encino! It's back! ''[hugs the sign]'' SpongeBob was right! All I had to do was believe! ''[laughs]''}}
 
*{{L|Patchy|Believe... Believe. ''[falls asleep. Wakes up and reads the sign]'' Welcome to Encino! It's back! ''[hugs the sign]'' SpongeBob was right! All I had to do was believe! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Believe... Believe. ''[falls asleep. Wakes up and reads the sign]'' Welcome to Encino! It's back! ''[hugs the sign]'' SpongeBob was right! All I had to do was believe! ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|♪You gotta believe. It was out of sight. You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You gotta believe. Everything's all right. The sky above and the ground below. Bring me back into Encino. It was lost, some time ago, I'm just glad to be back home. You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You gotta believe. Everything's all right. You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You gotta believe. Everything's all right.♪}}
 
*{{L|♪You gotta believe. It was out of sight. You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You gotta believe. Everything's all right. The sky above and the ground below. Bring me back into Encino. It was lost, some time ago, I'm just glad to be back home. You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You gotta believe. Everything's all right. You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You gotta believe. Everything's all right.♪}}
{{L|♪You gotta believe. It was out of sight. You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You gotta believe. Everything's all right. The sky above and the ground below. Bring me back into Encino. It was lost, some time ago, I'm just glad to be back home. You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You gotta believe. Everything's all right. You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You gotta believe. Everything's all right.♪}}
{{L|Baby|Ohh! Ohh!}}
{{L|Baby|Ohh! Ohh!}}
{{L|♪You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You got to believe. Everything's all right. You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You gotta...♪}}
{{L|♪You got to believe. I'm back in Encino. You got to believe. Everything's all right. You got to believe. I'm back in Encino. You got to...♪}}
 
{{L|Patchy|''[drops his ice-cream scoop and we hear strange sounds. Potty squawks, and then pokes Patchy]'' Ow! Ow! It was all a hallucination. Encino's still gone! ''[Patchy cries]'' Oooooo, a sandwich. Potty, you're a lifesaver. ''[opens a sandwich]'' Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh, Potty, you know I don't like mayo! ''[sees a vulture]'' Here, you want some? Go on. Take it. You know, I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. You know, when it gets above 130, 135, it gets kind of grody, you know.}}
*{{L|♪You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You got to believe. Everything's all right. You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You gotta...♪}}
{{L|♪You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You got to believe. Everything's all right. You gotta believe. I'm back in Encino. You gotta...♪}}
{{L|Patchy|''[drops his ice-cream scoop and we hear strange sounds. Potty squawks, and then pokes Patchy]'' Ow! Ow! It was all a hallucination. Encino's still gone! ''[Patchy cries]'' Ooh, a sandwich. Potty, you're a lifesaver. ''[opens a sandwich]'' Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh, Potty, you know I don't like mayo! ''[sees a vulture]'' Here, you want some? Go on. Take it. I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. Once it gets above 130, 135, the mayonnaise gets kind of grody, you know.}}
 
*{{L|Patchy|''[drops his ice-cream scoop and we hear strange sounds. Potty squawks, and then pokes Patchy]'' Ow! Ow! It was all a hallucination. Encino's still gone! ''[Patchy cries]'' Ooh, a sandwich. Potty, you're a lifesaver. ''[opens a sandwich]'' Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh, Potty, you know I don't like mayo! ''[sees a vulture]'' Here, you want some? Go on. Take it. I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. Once it gets above 130, 135, the mayonnaise gets kind of grody, you know.}}
{{L|Patchy|''[drops his ice-cream scoop and we hear strange sounds. Potty squawks, and then pokes Patchy]'' Ow! Ow! It was all a hallucination. Encino's still gone! ''[Patchy cries]'' Ooh, a sandwich. Potty, you're a lifesaver. ''[opens a sandwich]'' Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh, Potty, you know I don't like mayo! ''[sees a vulture]'' Here, you want some? Go on. Take it. I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. Once it gets above 130, 135, the mayonnaise gets kind of grody, you know.}}
{{L|''[cuts to the gang standing in front of the tank]''}}
{{L|''[cuts to the gang standing in front of the tank]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[laughs diabolically]'' Cower to me, fools! I have commandeered the most powerful weapon in the Atlantean arsenal! Now bow before the new king of Atlantis and prepare to taste my wrath! ''[He stomps on the switch, and the switch didn't budge]'' Yeah! Huh? Uh, uh I mean, uh, prepare to taste my wrath! ''[He stomps on the switch rapidly harder, but it still didn't budge]'' Oh, you! ''[Grabs a rock while struggling]'' Prepare to taste my wrath! ''[Throws the rock on the switch, and the switch budged]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[laughs diabolically]'' Cower to me, fools! I have commandeered the most powerful weapon in the Atlantean arsenal! Now bow before the new king of Atlantis and prepare to taste my wrath! ''[He stomps on the switch, and the switch didn't budge]'' Yeah! Huh? Uh, uh I mean, uh, prepare to taste my wrath! ''[He stomps on the switch rapidly harder, but it still didn't budge]'' Oh, you! ''[Grabs a rock while struggling]'' Prepare to taste my wrath! ''[Throws the rock on the switch, and the switch budged]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Plankton's wrath tastes like ice cream.}}
{{L|Patrick|Plankton's wrath tastes like ice cream.}}
{{L|Both|Thanks, Plankton!}}
{{L|Both|Thanks, Plankton!}}
{{L|Plankton|Ice cream? It shoots ice cream?! ''[Plankton jumps out of the tank]'' Oversized ice cream maker! ''[Kicks the tank]'' Yah! Ouch! Ow!}}
{{L|Plankton|Ice cream? It shoots ice cream?!? ''[Plankton jumps out of the tank]'' Oversized ice cream maker! ''[Kicks the tank]'' Yah! Ouch! Ow!}}
 
{{L|LRH|Look! A talking speck! This talking speck will make a fantastic ''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick]'' replacement for our recently deflated national treasure! ''[Looks at Plankton]'' ''[Babyish tone]'' Won't you little fella?}}
*{{L|Plankton|Ice cream? It shoots ice cream?! ''[Plankton jumps out of the tank]'' Oversized ice cream maker! ''[Kicks the tank]'' Yah! Ouch! Ow!}}
{{L|Plankton|I'll destroy all of you--}}
{{L|Plankton|Ice cream? It shoots ice cream?! ''[Plankton jumps out of the tank]'' Oversized ice cream maker! ''[Kicks the tank]'' Yah! Ouch! Ow!}}
{{L|LRH|Look! A talking speck! This talking speck will make a fantastic ''[looks angrily at SpongeBob and Patrick, then looks back at Plankton and smiles]'' replacement for our recently deflated national treasure! ''[Babyish tone]'' Won't you, little fella?}}
 
*{{L|LRH|Look! A talking speck! This talking speck will make a fantastic ''[looks angrily at SpongeBob and Patrick, then looks back at Plankton and smiles]'' replacement for our recently deflated national treasure! ''[Babyish tone]'' Won't you, little fella?}}
{{L|LRH|Look! A talking speck! This talking speck will make a fantastic ''[looks angrily at SpongeBob and Patrick, then looks back at Plankton and smiles]'' replacement for our recently deflated national treasure! ''[Babyish tone]'' Won't you, little fella?}}
{{L|Plankton|I'll destroy all of you!}}
 
*{{L|Plankton|I'll destroy all of you!}}
{{L|Plankton|I'll destroy all of you!}}
{{L|''[LRH squeezes him]''}}
{{L|''[LRH squeezes him]''}}
{{L|LRH|Amazing! This is so much better than that dusty, old bubble!}}
{{L|LRH|Amazing! This is so much better than that dusty old bubble!}}
 
*{{L|LRH|Amazing! This is so much better than that dusty, old bubble!}}
{{L|LRH|Amazing! This is so much better than that dusty, old bubble!}}
{{L|''[Plankton is in the baby bottle cage]''}}
{{L|''[Plankton is in the baby bottle cage]''}}
{{L|Plankton|You haven't seen the last of me! When I get out of here I'll hunt you all down like a pack of-- ''[someone takes a picture]'' Hey! Can't you read?! ''[Points at sign]'' No flash photography! ''[The atlanteans start taking pictures of him]''}}
{{L|Plankton|You haven't seen the last of me! When I get out of here I'll hunt you all down like a pack of-- ''[someone takes a picture]'' Hey! Can't you read? ''[Points at sign]'' No flash photography!}}
 
*{{L|Plankton|You haven't seen the last of me! When I get out of here I'll hunt you all down like a pack of-- ''[someone takes a picture]'' Hey! Can't you read?! ''[Points at sign]'' No flash photography! ''[The atlanteans start taking pictures of him]''}}
{{L|Plankton|You haven't seen the last of me! When I get out of here I'll hunt you all down like a pack of-- ''[someone takes a picture]'' Hey! Can't you read?! ''[Points at sign]'' No flash photography! ''[The atlanteans start taking pictures of him]''}}
{{L|''[The gang is getting on the van]''}}
{{L|''[The gang is getting on the van]''}}
{{L|LRH|So nice to meet you all. I hope you have a safe journey back home. And do come back any time.}}
{{L|LRH|So nice to meet you all. I hope you have a safe journey back home. And do come back any time.}}
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{{L|LRH|I thought sponges were supposed to make life easier.}}
{{L|LRH|I thought sponges were supposed to make life easier.}}
{{L|''[Scene cuts to the bus]'' ''[Everyone is feeling sad, except SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|''[Scene cuts to the bus]'' ''[Everyone is feeling sad, except SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Goodbye, Atlantis. But we really have to go back to a little town that is the greatest place I know-oh-oh-oh-oh! Back to Bikini Bottom! I can hardly wait!♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Goodbye, Atlantis. But we really have to go. Back to a little town, that is the greatest place I know-oh-oh-oh-oh! Back to Bikini Bottom! I can hardly wait!♪}}
 
*{{L|SpongeBob|♪Goodbye, Atlantis. But we really have to go back to a little town that is the greatest place I know-oh-oh-oh-oh! Back to Bikini Bottom! I can hardly wait!♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Goodbye, Atlantis. But we really have to go back to a little town that is the greatest place I know-oh-oh-oh-oh! Back to Bikini Bottom! I can hardly wait!♪}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|♪But what about the treasure? It was really great!♪}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|♪But what about the treasure? It was really great!♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪I love Bikini Bottom! It's where my Gary is!♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪I love Bikini Bottom! It's where my Gary is!♪}}
{{L|Sandy|♪But Atlantis had that science stuff at which I was a whiz!♪}}
{{L|Sandy|♪But Atlantis had that science stuff at which I was a whiz!♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Soon, I'll see the Krusty Krab, where I'm happily employed!♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Soon I'll see the Krusty Krab. Where I'm happily employed!♪}}
 
*{{L|SpongeBob|♪Soon, I'll see the Krusty Krab, where I'm happily employed!♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Soon, I'll see the Krusty Krab, where I'm happily employed!♪}}
{{L|Patrick|♪But Atlantis had the oldest bubble which I cruelly destroyed!♪}}
{{L|Patrick|♪But Atlantis had the oldest bubble which I cruelly destroyed!♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪You can't beat Bikini Bottom! No place is so nice!♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪You can't beat Bikini Bottom! No place is so nice!♪}}
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{{L|Squidward|Stop saying that!}}
{{L|Squidward|Stop saying that!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪I even love the sound!♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪I even love the sound!♪}}
{{L|All|♪Goodbye, Atlantis!♪}}
{{L|All|♪Goodbye Atlantis!♪}}
 
*{{L|All|♪Goodbye, Atlantis!♪}}
{{L|All|♪Goodbye, Atlantis!♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Bikini Bottom is the greatest place to be! I can--♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Bikini Bottom is the greatest place to be! I can--♪}}
{{L|All|♪Goodbye, Atlantis!♪ ''[Patchy reappears]''}}
{{L|All|♪Goodbye Atlantis!♪ ''[Patchy reappears]''}}
 
*{{L|All|♪Goodbye, Atlantis!♪ ''[Patchy reappears]''}}
{{L|All|♪Goodbye, Atlantis!♪ ''[Patchy reappears]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Pretty good story, eh, kids? ''[Steps on something, which happens to be Encino]'' I found Encino. ''[Realized it's been shrunken]'' But, it's all tiny. Somebody must have... ''[Sees a big blue beam while screaming, and three aliens appear]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Pretty good story, eh, kids? ''[Steps on something, which happens to be Encino]'' I found Encino. ''[Realized it's been shrunken]'' But, it's all tiny. Somebody must have... ''[Sees a big blue beam while screaming, and three aliens appear]''}}
 
{{L|Norbluckfive's mother|Sorry, sir. Our son Norbluckfive was messing with his shrink-a-tron again.}}
*{{L|Patchy|Pretty good story, eh, kids? ''[Steps on something, which happens to be Encino]'' I found Encino. ''[Realized it's been shrunken]'' But, it's all tiny. Somebody must have... ''[Sees a big blue beam while screaming, and three aliens appear]''}}
{{L|Patchy|No, no, no, no! I want Encino full size again! There's no place like home. There's no place like home.}}
{{L|Patchy|Pretty good story, eh, kids? ''[Steps on something, which happens to be Encino]'' I found Encino. ''[Realized it's been shrunken]'' But, it's all tiny. Somebody must have... ''[Sees a big blue beam while screaming, and three aliens appear]''}}
{{L|Norbluckfive's mother|Sorry, sir. Our son, Norbluckfive was messing with his shrink-a-tron again.}}
 
*{{L|Norbluckfive's mother|Sorry, sir. Our son, Norbluckfive was messing with his shrink-a-tron again.}}
{{L|Norbluckfive's mother|Sorry, sir. Our son, Norbluckfive was messing with his shrink-a-tron again.}}
{{L|Patchy|No, no, no, no! I want Encino full size again! There's no place like home! There's no place like home!}}
 
*{{L|Patchy|No, no, no, no! I want Encino full size again! There's no place like home! There's no place like home!}}
{{L|Patchy|No, no, no, no! I want Encino full size again! There's no place like home! There's no place like home!}}
{{L|Norbluckfive's mother|Okay, hand it over, Norbluckfive. ''[Norbluckfive pulls out a remote and gives it to his mother]'' We'll fix your town, Beardy.}}
{{L|Norbluckfive's mother|Okay, hand it over, Norbluckfive. ''[Norbluckfive pulls out a remote and gives it to his mother]'' We'll fix your town, Beardy.}}
{{L|Patchy|Beardy? ''[Then, Norbluckfive's mother pushes the button, causing a huge tornado to be created with Patchy in it screaming. Cuts to Patchy's house]'' Well, Look's like everything's back to the right size, eh, Potty? ''[Wonders where Potty is]'' Potty?}}
{{L|Patchy|Beardy? ''[Then, Norbluckfive's mother pushes the button, causing a huge tornado to be created with Patchy in it screaming. Cuts to Patchy's house]'' Well, Look's like everything's back to the right size, eh, Potty? ''[Wonders where Potty is]'' Potty?}}
{{L|Potty|Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ''[Stomps on Patchy]''}}
{{L|Potty|Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ''[Stomps on Patchy]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Ow! Well, kids, I'm a little busy right now, but, be sure to come back real soon for more of your old pal Patchy. Ow! And more SpongeBob SquarePants. Potty, will you get off of me?! ''[SpongeBob laughs]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Ow! Well, kids, I'm a little busy right now, but, be sure to come back real soon for more of your old pal Patchy. Ow! And more SpongeBob SquarePants. Potty, will you get off of me! ''[SpongeBob laughs]''}}
 
*{{L|Patchy|Ow! Well, kids, I'm a little busy right now, but, be sure to come back real soon for more of your old pal Patchy. Ow! And more SpongeBob SquarePants. Potty, will you get off of me?! ''[SpongeBob laughs]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Ow! Well, kids, I'm a little busy right now, but, be sure to come back real soon for more of your old pal Patchy. Ow! And more SpongeBob SquarePants. Potty, will you get off of me?! ''[SpongeBob laughs]''}}
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