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{{L|Patchy|Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, will you?}}
{{L|Patchy|Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, will you?}}
{{L|Potty|Oh, I threw out that old Betamax machine in the garbage. ''[squawks]''}}
{{L|Potty|Oh, I threw out that old Betamax machine in the garbage. ''[squawks]''}}
{{L|Patchy|You wha-a-a-a-at?!}}
{{L|Patchy|You what?!}}
{{L|Potty|Oh, calm down, beardy.}}
{{L|Potty|Oh, calm down, beardy.}}
{{L|Patchy|Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! ''[Someone honks his horn at Patchy]'' Do you mind?! I'm trying to talk to my parrot! ''[The man looks at Patchy in shock as Patchy gets back on his phone to talk to Potty]'' Sorry, Potty. Just some landlubber. ''[Potty hangs up]'' Potty? Hello, hello, hello, hello? ''[looks at his phone's screen. It says "call dropped" with a Jolly Roger symbol. Patchy groans]'' Dropped again. ''[Patchy closes his phone]'' Curse this traffic...! ''[the traffic starts moving again]'' Ooh! ''[Patchy pulls up his anchor, much to the man's confusion. Patchy drives into a desert-like area]'' Arr, home at last. What the...? ''[his eyes pop out from behind his pair of sunglasses, breaking them]'' Encino... it's gone. No...! ''[Patchy sobs]'' You know, kids, this kinda reminds Patchy of an old story. Another story of a ....lost city. Why don't you check it out? Oh, Encino. ''[sobs again, and the episode starts. SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! ''[Someone honks his horn at Patchy]'' Do you mind?! I'm trying to talk to my parrot! ''[The man looks at Patchy in shock as Patchy gets back on his phone to talk to Potty]'' Sorry, Potty. Just some landlubber. ''[Potty hangs up]'' Potty? Hello, hello, hello, hello? ''[looks at his phone's screen. It says "call dropped" with a Jolly Roger symbol. Patchy groans]'' Dropped again. ''[Patchy closes his phone]'' Curse this traffic! ''[the traffic starts moving again]'' Ooh! ''[Patchy pulls up his anchor, much to the man's confusion. Patchy drives into a desert-like area]'' Arr, home at last. What the...? ''[his eyes pop out from behind his pair of sunglasses, breaking them]'' Encino... it's gone. No...! ''[Patchy sobs]'' You know, kids, this kinda reminds Patchy of an old story. Another story of a... lost city. Why don't you check it out? Oh, Encino. ''[sobs again, and the episode starts. SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles]''}}
{{L|Patrick|A beautiful specimen, SpongeBob.}}
{{L|Patrick|A beautiful specimen, SpongeBob.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hurry, Patrick, hurry! ''[Patrick takes a photo of the bubble and it pops]'' How's it look, buddy? Ready for the old scrapbook?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hurry, Patrick, hurry! ''[Patrick takes a photo of the bubble and it pops]'' How's it look, buddy? Ready for the old scrapbook?}}
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{{L|Patrick|I'm ready. ''[SpongeBob blows a bubble in his image]''}}
{{L|Patrick|I'm ready. ''[SpongeBob blows a bubble in his image]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob Bubble|Hi, Patrick!}}
{{L|SpongeBob Bubble|Hi, Patrick!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[takes a photo of the bubble but when he does, it pops]'' Oh, I missed it again! This darn camera isn't fast enough. ''[stomps on the camera]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[takes a photo of the bubble but when he does, it pops]'' I missed it again! This darn camera isn't fast enough! ''[stomps on the camera]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold on a second, Patrick! It's not the poor camera's fault you can't get a photo.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold on a second, Patrick! It's not the poor camera's fault you can't get a photo.}}
{{L|Patrick|It's not?}}
{{L|Patrick|It's not?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Falling]'' My birthright?! Ow, ooh, ow, ooh, ow! Let's take this to the Bikini Bottom museum, they'll know what it is!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Falling]'' My birthright?! Ow, ooh, ow, ooh, ow! Let's take this to the Bikini Bottom museum, they'll know what it is!}}
{{L|''[cut to museum]''}}
{{L|''[cut to museum]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Whistles]'' Oo...uh...beautiful day for standing outside a museum doin' nothin'.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Whistles]'' Oo... uh... beautiful day for standing outside a museum doin' nothin'.}}
{{L|Security Guard|Whatever you say.}}
{{L|Security Guard|Whatever you say.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs pretends to be administration]'' Hello there. Welcome to the museum! That'll be three dollars.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs pretends to be administration]'' Hello there. Welcome to the museum! That'll be three dollars.}}
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{{L|Old Lady|Good point.}}
{{L|Old Lady|Good point.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Enjoy the artifacts! ''[Mutters under breath]'' Don't stand in one place too long, people might mistake you for one. ''[Hears SpongeBob laughing]'' SpongeBob! ''[hides, then re-emerges when SpongeBob and Patrick go into the museum]'' Hew, that was a close one. ''[Old lady points him out to a police officer then Mr. Krabs runs inside]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Enjoy the artifacts! ''[Mutters under breath]'' Don't stand in one place too long, people might mistake you for one. ''[Hears SpongeBob laughing]'' SpongeBob! ''[hides, then re-emerges when SpongeBob and Patrick go into the museum]'' Hew, that was a close one. ''[Old lady points him out to a police officer then Mr. Krabs runs inside]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Neptune's ascension. The only surviving painting from the great lost city of Atlantis. This is just what the doctor ordered, Squiddy. Spending your day studying the Atlantean masters. And best of all, no Sponge... ''[SpongeBob and Patrick run in excitedly, knocking Squidward over]'' Oh, would you two watch were you're ''[Gasps]'' What is that? What are you doing with the amulet of Atlantis?}}
{{L|Squidward|Neptune's ascension. The only surviving painting from the great lost city of Atlantis. This is just what the doctor ordered, Squiddy. Spending your day studying the Atlantean masters. And best of all, no Sponge... ''[SpongeBob and Patrick run in excitedly, knocking Squidward over]'' Oh, would you two watch were you're-- ''[gasps]'' What is that? What are you doing with the amulet of Atlantis?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We were just...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We were just...}}
{{L|Squidward|You're going to steal it!?}}
{{L|Squidward|You're going to steal it?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No. Squidward, we'd never...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No. Squidward, we'd never...}}
{{L|Squidward|This is a new low, even for you two. Lucky for you, I was here today. Stealing artifacts could land you in the stony loneso... ''[Sees the amulet's half was still there and is dumbfounded]''...ooooome?! You boobs found the missing half of the Atlantean amulet?}}
{{L|Squidward|This is a new low, even for you two. Lucky for you, I was here today. Stealing artifacts could land you in the stony lones... ''[Sees the amulet's half was still there and is dumbfounded]''...ome?! You boobs found the missing half of the Atlantean amulet?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What's an Atlantean omelet?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What's an Atlantean omelet?}}
{{L|Squidward|Amulet, not omelet! It's the key to untold riches!}}
{{L|Squidward|Amulet, not omelet! It's the key to untold riches!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs shoves SpongeBob and Patrick over violently and faces Squidward]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs shoves SpongeBob and Patrick over violently and faces Squidward]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Did somebody say untold riches!?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Did somebody say untold riches?}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, Eugene. The streets are lined with gold, and the street lamps are made with diamonds.}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes, Eugene. The streets are lined with gold, and the street lamps are made with diamonds.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Diamond light bulbs! I wonder what they make the money out of.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Diamond light bulbs! I wonder what they make the money out of.}}
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{{L|Sandy|''[comes onto the screen from out of nowhere]'' And science, don't forget science. What's all the hubbub, boys?}}
{{L|Sandy|''[comes onto the screen from out of nowhere]'' And science, don't forget science. What's all the hubbub, boys?}}
{{L|Squidward|These two chowderbrains found the missing half of the amulet.}}
{{L|Squidward|These two chowderbrains found the missing half of the amulet.}}
{{L|Sandy|The Amulet of Atlantis?! Legend says, that when the two halves are joined, the path to Atlantis is opened! What are y'all waitin' for? Let's hitch them two dogies up! Go on, Squidward!}}
{{L|Sandy|The Amulet of Atlantis?! Legend says, that when the two halves are joined, the path to Atlantis is opened! What are y'all waitin' on? Let's hitch them two dogies up! Go on, Squidward!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hurry up, Squidward, that money ain't gettin' any younger. ''[Squidward connects the two halves and a bright light activates. Squidward is happy. Sandy is in disbelief. SpongeBob and Patrick exclaim excitedly.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hurry up, Squidward, that money ain't gettin' any younger. ''[Squidward connects the two halves and a bright light activates. Squidward is happy. Sandy is in disbelief. SpongeBob and Patrick exclaim excitedly.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[screams]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[screams]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nice hot rod flames!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nice hot rod flames!}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Coin spins and attaches itself to the bus]'' What's it doing? ''[The door to the van opens. We fade to black, then to the bus opening again. Sandy looks inside]''}}
{{L|Patrick|''[Coin spins and attaches itself to the bus]'' What's it doing? ''[The door to the van opens. We fade to black, then to the bus opening again. Sandy looks inside]''}}
{{L|Sandy|Well, holly-wally ding-dang-doo. Would ya look at that!? Take a gander, y'all!}}
{{L|Sandy|Well, holly-wally ding-dang-doo! Would ya look at that! Take a gander, y'all!}}
{{L|Squidward|Fabulous decor!}}
{{L|Squidward|Fabulous decor!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quite a vessel, but who's manning it?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Quite a vessel, but who's manning it?}}

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